View Full Version : R2 Mutherfukin D2 and Jonny 5-0
burgerbob23
10-03-2006, 06:03 AM
Yo I revise my statement fuc/k both t-minator (props for the govnator) and the RobomutherFuc/ker Its all about my boys Jonny 5 http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/7/6/112694/jonny5badasssssssssss.JPG And R2 Mutherfuc/kin D2
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/1/1a/R2d2.jpg/300px-R2d2.jpg
ViscountRadu
10-03-2006, 06:10 AM
Number Five has a laser cannon! He wins hands down!
briangilmore
10-03-2006, 09:10 AM
oh PLEASE! R2!!!
Jonny 5 is one of the coolest robots that I have ever seen. He can talk, repair himself, and can add weapons to his body. R2D2 all he does is roll around, beep, and spit oil all over everything. Hands down Jonny is the winner!
freecajunlove
10-03-2006, 11:49 AM
R2 can fly.
Jonny just looks like a gay cowboy.
buxomia
10-03-2006, 01:00 PM
Cute beeps and boops > Annoying voice
British gay sidekick > Indian gay sidekick
Carrie Fisher > Ali Sheedy
End of story
guano
10-03-2006, 07:06 PM
Artoo has literally saved the Galaxy multiple times.
satori
10-03-2006, 07:08 PM
Artoo has literally saved the Galaxy multiple times.
R2 makes a better vibrator than Johnny-5
Cute beeps and boops > Annoying voice
British gay sidekick > Indian gay sidekick
Carrie Fisher > Ali Sheedy
End of story
Agreed. With one, slight ammendment that doesn't affect the outcome at all:
Carrie Fisher (in Star Wars) > Ali Sheedy (in everything)
Carrie Fisher (not in Star Wars) < Ali Sheedy (in Breakfast Club)
xxxthundercatxxx
10-03-2006, 08:08 PM
http://www.ketzer.com/movie_props/wheems.jpg
pwns all
actonWJK
10-03-2006, 08:12 PM
Number 5 hands down. Short circuit is one of my favs....and...Number 5 kicks ass
Number 5 is alive!
Come on, guys. R2 has jet packs!
mojofrojo
10-03-2006, 09:57 PM
This isn't even a argument. R2 gets shit done, all Johnny-boy can do is make whimsical statement and endear himself to women and children. Think of it this way. Who would you want looking after your kids, and who do you want with you when your avenging your kids death. One of these scenarios is a kick-ass movie . One is a movie on disney.
point5o
10-03-2006, 10:07 PM
If I'm in trouble, R2 can toss me a lightsaber. What can Steve Guttenberg's creation toss me? Also, R2 has spunk and attitude...personality goes a long way.
bcool
10-03-2006, 10:10 PM
Come on, guys. R2 has jet packs!
why the hell did they give him jet packs anyway? they totally broke the rules of the prequal!
http://www.ketzer.com/movie_props/wheems.jpg
pwns all
Wow, thundercat.. that IS impressive.
xxxthundercatxxx
10-03-2006, 10:49 PM
Wow, thundercat.. that IS impressive.
http://movieimage.nate.com/images/people_images/p_00024501.gifThis guy thinks so
icedsoul
10-03-2006, 10:54 PM
Cute beeps and boops > Annoying voice
British gay sidekick > Indian gay sidekick
Carrie Fisher > Ali Sheedy
End of story
thank you!
buxomia
10-03-2006, 10:55 PM
thank you!
Does that make up for the spiderman/xmen thread?
icedsoul
10-03-2006, 11:07 PM
well its a start :-)
because that was some hard shit to digest...
jonathanlondon
10-03-2006, 11:31 PM
R2 can fly.
Jonny just looks like a gay cowboy.
In my version of Star Wars R2 never flew. That crap was all prequel and was TOTALLY retarded.
atomusk
10-03-2006, 11:34 PM
Jonny 5 would hella pwnd, u know why, CAUSE THE MOTHER ****ER IS ALIVE
mojofrojo
10-03-2006, 11:38 PM
Jonny 5 would hella pwnd, u know why, CAUSE THE MOTHER ****ER IS ALIVE
Oh hug my dick. R2D2 was sentient also. What else you got?
vegasgeek
10-03-2006, 11:39 PM
R2 is crafty. he took out 2 heavy armored Driods. J5 is made out of random pieces...R2 would crush him under his Astromechyness.
guano
10-03-2006, 11:43 PM
Artoo was played by a miget. Was J5 played by a miget? No? Then STFU.
mojofrojo
10-03-2006, 11:54 PM
Artoo was played by a miget. Was J5 played by a miget? No? Then STFU.
Gentlemen, I think the argument is settled with that key piece of info.
Check and mate.
freecajunlove
10-04-2006, 12:14 AM
In my version of Star Wars R2 never flew. That crap was all prequel and was TOTALLY retarded.
He flew on an X-wing
guano
10-04-2006, 12:19 AM
He flew on an X-wing
And he locked that fcking stabalizer down.
Mr.Jeff
10-04-2006, 06:28 PM
Didn't Johnny 5 get a jet pack in number 2? Regardless Johnny wins because he has god on his side
http://www.argusfest.org/photos/johnnypope.jpg
harlo
10-04-2006, 07:32 PM
Cute beeps and boops > Annoying voice
British gay sidekick > Indian gay sidekick
Carrie Fisher > Ali Sheedy
End of story
I concur except Ali Sheedy is greater then Carrie Fisher. At least in terms of my childhood crushes. That being said R2 definatly wins. Carrie Fisher vs Ali Sheedy is a whole other poll though I feel the metal bikini will push the odds highly in favor of Princess Leia. I just prefer Ali Sheedy for The Breakfast Club.