View Full Version : "History of Sex" (the Discovery Channel show)
AriaStar
03-11-2007, 12:27 PM
Dude! They just mentioned that the first hanging in Massachusetts was of a servant named Thomas Granger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Granger), and it was for sexing up a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey. How the hell do you fornicate with a TURKEY?!
Anyway, has anyone else ever seen this show? It's actually fascinating.
AriaStar
03-11-2007, 12:49 PM
In Victorian times, "limbs" was used as a euphemism for "legs," which were thought to be so exciting to men as to cause a sexual frenzy. Tables also have legs.
I quote, from this episode:
"Table skirts were invented to prevent any unnatural union between men and furniture."
I saw a few of the earlier episodes. Specifically the ones about Egyot and India. It was good. I think I have all the later ones on my DVR. Can't wait to see the turkey-****er.
AriaStar
03-11-2007, 02:41 PM
I wish it wasn't on in the middle of the night!
I wish it wasn't on in the middle of the night!
There are at least 4 of them and they always show them back to back overnight. It sucks but if you record them.....
magunwarrior
03-11-2007, 05:36 PM
If this thread doesn't call for a bow chicka bow wow, I don't know what does.
I watched the Middle Ages era one this morning after I posted above. It was pretty good.
Anyway, has anyone else ever seen this show? It's actually fascinating.
I think I've seen it before. I know Discovery Health did a few sex shows before. Really quite interesting on the actual study of how people interact when on dates and such.
Ryudo
03-11-2007, 07:23 PM
:p Imagine in some of these third world counties where women are so covered only eyes show....man I can see some guy getting a boner because her nose was showing.
Like in the simpsons when they show victiorian times when a woman showed her ankle they got all excited
I've heard that there are places in the middle east where cylindrical vegetables(cucumbers and the like) are banned because they are 'suggeestive'. That's crazy shit.
masherscf
03-12-2007, 12:18 AM
I've heard that there are places in the middle east where cylindrical vegetables(cucumbers and the like) are banned because they are 'suggeestive'. That's crazy shit.
I could go for some Taboulli now that I think about it...
I have no idea what that is
masherscf
03-12-2007, 12:32 AM
I just thought it sounded funny.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabbouleh
AriaStar
03-12-2007, 02:50 AM
An episode I was a long time ago said that the clock was invented as a way for hookers in China to time sex. It stared as bowls with different sized holes in the bottoms. The smaller, the longer it took the bowl to sink, and, thus, the more expensive.
An episode I was a long time ago said that the clock was invented as a way for hookers in China to time sex. It stared as bowls with different sized holes in the bottoms. The smaller, the longer it took the bowl to sink, and, thus, the more expensive.
there's a very obvious, very bad joke in there that I won't make
ericjosepi
03-12-2007, 03:57 AM
oooh erotic diarrhea
you leave tubgirl out of this forum you sick **** <j/k>
you leave tubgirl out of this forum you sick **** <j/k>
I don't know and I don't want to
seriously though, did you see that wiki photo? looked like messy shit with vegetables sticking out
ericjosepi
03-12-2007, 04:01 AM
I did, but don't start with erotic diahrea... that shit will haunt me for life
no pun intended...
they made a real mess of it
pun intended
AriaStar
03-12-2007, 04:24 AM
there's a very obvious, very bad joke in there that I won't make
I know what you mean. :)
ericjosepi
03-12-2007, 04:47 AM
I know what you mean. :)
It was just staring you right in the face...
this is the money hole, this is the corn hole
AriaStar
03-12-2007, 06:06 AM
It was just staring you right in the face...
Believe it or not, my mind usually doesn't look for sexual references, even when talking about sex.