21st century grooming question for the young men.

[rabidbadger]

Ok. Kinda embarrassed to ask, but I've been "off the market" for 13 years and am out of touch...

So from various "erotic" websites of all flavors and types that I've seen lately it seems that men these days are grooming, er, um "down there." Is this strictly pron stuff, or are guys expected to trim their nether regions these days? Personally I think it's a good idea for reasons I won't go into here, but what if, like me, a guy is hirsute? Wouldn't a bald spot look weird during those intimate moments?

Was tempted to make this a poll, (heh-heh) but I'm guessing there are too many options.

All natural.
tidied up.
shaved down but not gone
artistic expression
all gone
How else you gonna see my tattoo?

And the for the fellow gays (if any here) and ladies here: Do you prefer a man who "thoroughly" grooms, or is it irrelevant like back in my heyday?

[yourestillmycaesar]

By artistic expression, do you mean a mohawk?

Cuz that was the first thing that came to mind. And if so, yes. Yes I do appreciate mohawks down yonder.

HA, I kid.

As a chick: whatever, doesn't matter much.

[rabidbadger]

I thought women wouldn't care too much, Yet, from the women I talk with they all groom down there. Never had the ballz to ask if they expect their men to.

[treeninja]

Tidied up.

Trim the up, keep them nice. Plus, it makes your johnson look bigger.

[xibalba]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

[treeninja]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

I wax my upper body. Abs/pecs/back/lower back.

[electricalburn]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

aggreed do not go all gone

i would say just tidied up or shaved down but not gone

[xibalba]

I wax my upper body. Abs/pecs/back/lower back.

I wax my mild unibrow. :D

[rabidbadger]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

Did it hurt? Or was the five o'clock shadow the issue?

[rabidbadger]

Interesting. From this small segment of the population, seems it is pretty standard issue to do "something" to tidy it up. Weird. It was never a thought, even when I was with girls, back in my day...

Wonder what changed that? Easy access to pron, maybe?

[xibalba]

Did it hurt? Or was the five o'clock shadow the issue?

Just felt weird and once it started growing back started to itch.

[electricalburn]

perhaps



100% irrelevant sorry Joel:
http://politicsofstarving.com/photos/mailbox.jpg

[electricalburn]

Just felt weird and once it started growing back started to itch.



yeah dude that was definatly the worst part

[rabidbadger]

perhaps



100% irrelevant sorry Joel:
http://politicsofstarving.com/photos/mailbox.jpg

No problem. Seems you have a point to make here, (your sig earlier, and all...) but if you start your own thread about it we can discuss it more thoroughly.

Glad to see you give a damn about your community, though. Most young folks just live it or leave it...

Talk to you on your new thread...

Meanwhile, gotta get laid. It's been forever. Should I trim down or not? :D

[electricalburn]

na no new thread haha just had to post it rea fast..


anyway yes you should i think.. but really if you get to that point it doesnt matter, just be yourself and the trimmin doesnt matter. GO GET LAID...









no i mean right now

[rabidbadger]

OK

Bye.

(And all you folks still in my party thread: Go Home!)

[treeninja]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

I shave all my beard and moustache along with neck hair when I shave. I can't stand it.

[scottyneox38]

Ok. Kinda embarrassed to ask, but I've been "off the market" for 13 years and am out of touch...

So from various "erotic" websites of all flavors and types that I've seen lately it seems that men these days are grooming, er, um "down there." Is this strictly pron stuff, or are guys expected to trim their nether regions these days? Personally I think it's a good idea for reasons I won't go into here, but what if, like me, a guy is hirsute? Wouldn't a bald spot look weird during those intimate moments?

Was tempted to make this a poll, (heh-heh) but I'm guessing there are too many options.

All natural.
tidied up.
shaved down but not gone
artistic expression
all gone
How else you gonna see my tattoo?

And the for the fellow gays (if any here) and ladies here: Do you prefer a man who "thoroughly" grooms, or is it irrelevant like back in my heyday?

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Problem solved... b00m!

[ihatecrayons]

Okay, a girl here.

To me, it doesn't matter that much, but don't make it like navigating a forest down there. If you do that for me, I'll do the same for you. Other than that, whatever you want to do.

[electricalburn]

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Problem solved... b00m!

thats a funny commercial

[rabidbadger]

Yeah, it was a clever way to blatantly say something that is difficult to say blatantly, at least here in the US. When I was a kid I had no idea what "jock itch" was, and the ads refused to tell me. I thought it was for putting in your baseball glove so your sweaty hand wouldn't get itchy.

And don't even get me started about Ben Gay...

[ariastar]

I'll be frank. I shave it all. So if a guy goes the same thing, it doesn't feel good.

Anyway, men are supposed to have hair. A completely hairless man is is freaky and un-sexy. The only reason any pubic hair needs to be groomed is hair that it's not so fun stopping in the middle of a blow job to get a hair out of my throat. A few minutes of hand-play though usually pulls loose any about to come out and gets them out of the way.

If a guy spends that much time on himself I start to think he's conceited and stuck on himself. Occasionally shaving to mix it up is one thing, but being meticulous is just too much.

BTW, women can get jock itch too, just as men can get yeast infection. Men just get jock itch more and women get yeast infections more. Both suck like all hell.

[rabidbadger]

...Anyway, men are supposed to have hair. A completely hairless man is freaky and un-sexy.

I know. I never got the "muscle twink" thing in gay culture. I like men to look like men, that's why I like men...

early eighties shaved men were the submissives, the dominants where trying to take away their masculinity by shaving them as punishment (or so I heard ;) )

The only reason any pubic hair needs to be groomed is hair that it's not so fun stopping in the middle of a blow job to get a hair out of my throat. ...

Preach it sister! I was wondering if the whole idea with hetero guys trimming/shaving was because the whole head thing was getting interrupted cause of that. But in reality I know breeder boys too well. They just want their unit to look bigger.

[phatlip12]

Trim the hedges, but don't scorch the earth

[rabidbadger]

Mr Lip, that is funny. Gonna use that at the next white party.

[xibalba]

scorch the earth

Sounds painful

[ariastar]

They just want their unit to look bigger.

When a guy regularly shaves it all, what comes to mind is that he must be very small if he's trying to make himself look bigger.

[rabidbadger]

Believe me ALL guys never think it's big enough even if it's perfectly fine, or even above average. It's one on those weird "I'm not noticing your junk, but mine is bigger" dominance things.

It's not even about the women, but similar to so many women comparing themselves to each other as far as weight, breasts, height.
Men all think they're gods gift to women, even if they're Jabba the Hut. But secretly they all think their weiner should be bigger than everyone elses'.

[ariastar]

Believe me ALL guys never think it's big enough even if it's perfectly fine, or even above average. It's one on those weird "I'm not noticing your junk, but mine is bigger" dominance things.

I've known two guys who knew they were big. With that came even bigger egos.

[ericjosepi]

I don't recommend a complete shave an ex-girlfriend asked me to once. It sucked big time never will I do that again. :D

I have a story relating to a situation like this... it really sucked... anyone who wants to hear it say "Aye". For now, here's a dick tease for the story: "... read all warning labels..."

[ericjosepi]

I've known two guys who knew they were big. With that came even bigger egos.

I've had a girl tell me it's just the right size once...

[ariastar]

I've had a girl tell me it's just the right size once...

So what was it the rest of the time? Too small? :)

[ericjosepi]

So what was it the rest of the time? Too small? :)

Yeah... actually... the right size... OH ****!! MALLRATS!!

*Enters the fetal position and dies*

[ariastar]

Yeah... actually... the right size... OH ****!! MALLRATS!!

*Enters the fetal position and dies*

Way to kill the thread. :)

[ericjosepi]

It was dead before i got hear now story or not?

[tokenuser]

I've had a girl tell me it's just the right size once...Provided its not described as "cute" yo are doing well.

The roommate of my girlfriend (now wife) once commented to us that "its not the meat, its the movement". I guess the movement with her boyfriend of the time wasn't quite up to it either ... they soon broke up.

As for grooming? I am a naturally hairy guy - not Robin "Missing Link" Williams hairy, but there is no doubting my Welsh ancestry. I had to shave my upper/inner thighs once for a medical test - regrowth was a b1tch. The only manscaping that gets done now is the occassional monobrow seperation, and long eyebrow trim. As I get older I guess ear and nose hair will also need to be addressed, but there is NO WAY IN HELL a razor or wax is getting near my junk :)

[ericjosepi]

That was a yes!

Warning! Somewhat graphic depiction of human stupidity at the age 16.

If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with folly, you don't know just how crazy MY life has been.

Alright. About 3 years ago, I was working for a grocery story called the Co-op. My job was to "face" the shelves for 5 hours, 4-5 days a week. Now being as I was only 16 at the time it was a very experimental period for me. I was just discovering the joys of internet pornography and I had noticed one thing... all the men had no pubic hair. None. It's like they were born without it. This discovery is one I can attribute to my useless body hair philosophy and thank your religiously vague omnipotent uber-being that I'm no Robin Williams and am virtually hairless. But I noticed over the past few years that my testicles and wang were beginning to get a little hairy; not something I was entirely fond of based on the porn that I had been watching because in my mind I has associated a hairless penis with the ability to charm and eventually shag a woman, or man, or dog or what-have-you.

This is where my 16 year old life turned very painful for a period of two days. After working at this store for nine months, I had the layout and surveillance camera layout memorized to a "T". I knew what they could and couldn't see. I knew what I could and could not get away with. I was also forced to tuck in my shirt, very useful in the liberating of goods from a company that was paying me 6.07 an hour but had managed to turn a $50,000,000 profit in the city of Medicine Hat alone (an interesting feat in a city of at the time 55,000). So one night, I commandeered a bottle of "Nair for Men," this wonder of all hair removal products that you could apply and then just wipe the hair away. I slipped it inside my shirt, made a "cart run" and placed it inside my parents blue 1994 Chevy Astro, under the seat and out of sight. (The reason I had this vehicle was because my parents were out of town.)

When I got home from work, I read the instructions and the warnings, promptly ignoring the one that said "do not apply on nipples, genitals or underarms" being the invincible 16 year old that I was. And so I used the Nair for Men on and around my genitalia. I waited the 4 minutes the packaging said to wait, took a damp cloth and began to wipe a way the hair. Not fast enough apparently because my scrotum began to sting and then burn like I had dipped it into a vat or bleach, hydrochloric acid, and boiling oil. I panicked, jumped in the shower and began to rinse and scrub and do whatever I could to sooth the searing pain I just discovered. I tried soap. I later read on the package to NOT mix Nair for Men with SOAP. I don't know what chemical reaction it creates but MOTHER****ER it did a number on my scrotal area.

For the next 24 hours I could not sit, stand, squat, walk or EXIST with out feeling a stinging sensation in my lower reaches. For the next week after that I was peeling dead skin off of my scrotum because apparently, this thing was made out of some form of acid that will burn you in the same way that hair bleach will make all the skin on your hands peel off (another story for another time.)

I hope you're entertained because goddamn! Do I feel foolish just retelling that harrowing tale of my youthful stupidity.

[xibalba]

wow just wow. That is an awful experience my friend atleast ya know better now. Word of advice never handle/cut habanero peppers bare handed then forget to watch your hands before using the bathroom. Talk about a burning sensation.

[magunwarrior]

Jesus Eric...

[rabidbadger]

See, this the real reason teens aren't ready for porn...

[magunwarrior]

See, this the real reason teens aren't ready for porn...

At least Canadian teenagers.

Godless heathens in your igloos.

[rabidbadger]

Actually I had a similar incident from around the same age. No reason to go into it, just a word of warning: Be REAL careful what you use for lube.

[rabidbadger]

Jesus Eric...
Make up your mind, I was jesus yesterday. Fickle heathen.

[magunwarrior]

I should really put a comma in between those type of statements from now on...

[rabidbadger]

That was a yes!

Warning! Somewhat graphic depiction of human stupidity at the age 16.... snipped the youthful indescretion...
I hope you're entertained because goddamn! Do I feel foolish just retelling that harrowing tale of my youthful stupidity.

Yep. Laughing my ass off 'cause I was there once. (see above), but:

Pics or it never happened.

[ariastar]

The roommate of my girlfriend (now wife) once commented to us that "its not the meat, its the movement".

That's something women say to small men. The meat matters a lot. It's not ALL there is, but definitely important, and it can be too much.

[ariastar]

That was a yes!

Warning! Somewhat graphic depiction of human stupidity at the age 16.

If you think that you have done some stupid things, if you feel that your life has been ripe with folly, you don't know just how crazy MY life has been.

Alright. About 3 years ago, I was working for a grocery story called the Co-op. My job was to "face" the shelves for 5 hours, 4-5 days a week. Now being as I was only 16 at the time it was a very experimental period for me. I was just discovering the joys of internet pornography and I had noticed one thing... all the men had no pubic hair. None. It's like they were born without it. This discovery is one I can attribute to my useless body hair philosophy and thank your religiously vague omnipotent uber-being that I'm no Robin Williams and am virtually hairless. But I noticed over the past few years that my testicles and wang were beginning to get a little hairy; not something I was entirely fond of based on the porn that I had been watching because in my mind I has associated a hairless penis with the ability to charm and eventually shag a woman, or man, or dog or what-have-you.

This is where my 16 year old life turned very painful for a period of two days. After working at this store for nine months, I had the layout and surveillance camera layout memorized to a "T". I knew what they could and couldn't see. I knew what I could and could not get away with. I was also forced to tuck in my shirt, very useful in the liberating of goods from a company that was paying me 6.07 an hour but had managed to turn a $50,000,000 profit in the city of Medicine Hat alone (an interesting feat in a city of at the time 55,000). So one night, I commandeered a bottle of "Nair for Men," this wonder of all hair removal products that you could apply and then just wipe the hair away. I slipped it inside my shirt, made a "cart run" and placed it inside my parents blue 1994 Chevy Astro, under the seat and out of sight. (The reason I had this vehicle was because my parents were out of town.)

When I got home from work, I read the instructions and the warnings, promptly ignoring the one that said "do not apply on nipples, genitals or underarms" being the invincible 16 year old that I was. And so I used the Nair for Men on and around my genitalia. I waited the 4 minutes the packaging said to wait, took a damp cloth and began to wipe a way the hair. Not fast enough apparently because my scrotum began to sting and then burn like I had dipped it into a vat or bleach, hydrochloric acid, and boiling oil. I panicked, jumped in the shower and began to rinse and scrub and do whatever I could to sooth the searing pain I just discovered. I tried soap. I later read on the package to NOT mix Nair for Men with SOAP. I don't know what chemical reaction it creates but MOTHER****ER it did a number on my scrotal area.

For the next 24 hours I could not sit, stand, squat, walk or EXIST with out feeling a stinging sensation in my lower reaches. For the next week after that I was peeling dead skin off of my scrotum because apparently, this thing was made out of some form of acid that will burn you in the same way that hair bleach will make all the skin on your hands peel off (another story for another time.)

I hope you're entertained because goddamn! Do I feel foolish just retelling that harrowing tale of my youthful stupidity.

After "my mind I has associated a hairless penis with the ability to charm and eventually shag a woman, or man, or dog or what-have-you," I had to stop reading from laughing too much and go read other threads.

Eric, submit this to CraigsList then link us so we can click it as the Best-Of. If you don't, I will.

[ariastar]

Yep. Laughing my ass off 'cause I was there once. (see above), but:

Pics or it never happened.

Pics aren't needed. No one would admit to being THIS stupid if it didn't happen!!

[ericjosepi]

Pics or it never happened.

I didn't have access to a digital camera or even a film camera at that young age.

[magunwarrior]

Who names a town Medicine Hat, I mean seriously.

[masherscf]

I wax my upper body. Abs/pecs/back/lower back.

While you can...

[ericjosepi]

After "my mind I has associated a hairless penis with the ability to charm and eventually shag a woman, or man, or dog or what-have-you," I had to stop reading from laughing too much and go read other threads.

Eric, submit this to CraigsList then link us so we can click it as the Best-Of. If you don't, I will.

Here's (http://toronto.craigslist.org/rnr/308995741.html) your craigslist posting. Make me a best of! That would kinda be sexy.

[ariastar]

Here's (http://toronto.craigslist.org/rnr/308995741.html[/url) your craigslist posting. Make me a best of! That would kinda be sexy.

HERE is your link: http://toronto.craigslist.org/rnr/308995741.html

The current title it too generic. Rename it. "My experience with my balls and a bottle of Nair"

[rabidbadger]

I didn't have access to a digital camera or even a film camera at that young age.


Actually, at that young age wouldn't wanna see em anyway.

[ariastar]

And here (http://digg.com/offbeat_news/A_Digger_s_experience_with_his_balls_and_a_bottle_ of_Nair/blog) is the article on Digg!

Edit your posting to link to this!!

[ericjosepi]

Renamed it, is that better? And Digg Linked... now I really feel foolish...

You know how I hate the digg comment mob? I'm going to hate them extra hard after this one. If this frontpages I might cry...

[rabidbadger]

Come now, (so to speak) do we really need to embarrass the brave Mr. Josepi beyond what these forums?

(dugg)

[rabidbadger]

I've had a girl tell me it's just the right size once...

They are all the right size. Believe you me. ;)

Or was she talking about your ego?

[ericjosepi]

Or was she talking about your ego?

No but she was stroking it ;)

[ericjosepi]

Come now, (so to speak) do we really need to embarrass the brave Mr. Josepi beyond what these forums?

Yeah! Why are you all embarrassing me? Don't I do enough myself?

[rabidbadger]

No but she was stroking it ;)


Do not put those images in my head, young man...

And speaking of hea...


Nope. Not going there.

Now back to the matter at hand, (so to speak):

I've decided to just trim it down to match the length of my teddy bear line, and then, once lucky, see what the competition is offering. Sound sensible?

[electricalburn]

haha imagine if enough dugg it and it was on diggnation

[ariastar]

Who names a town Medicine Hat, I mean seriously.

Who names a town Intercourse?

[ericjosepi]

haha imagine if enough dugg it and it was on diggnation

I would live in infamy forEVER!!!

[electricalburn]

Do not put those images in my head, young man...

And speaking of hea...


Nope. Not going there.

Now back to the matter at hand, (so to speak):

I've decided to just trim it down to match the length of my teddy bear line, and then, once lucky, see what the competition is offering. Sound sensible?
yes

8768786

[electricalburn]

I would live in infamy forEVER!!!

it wouldnt be that bad its anonymous

[ericjosepi]

I've decided to just trim it down to match the length of my teddy bear line, and then, once lucky, see what the competition is offering. Sound sensible?

Just don't use porn as the "competition"... just sayin'.

[rabidbadger]

You guys listen to Stephanie Miller on the radio? She has had a running (true) joke-story about the a town named Big Beaver, off of route 69, trying to disallow a "Hooters in their Big Beaver Corrider."

She has been "milking" it for two weeks now. Hilarious.!

[ericjosepi]

it wouldnt be that bad its anonymous

To a point... I edited it to make it more anonymous for CraigsList (i.e. store's name and the name of my hometown)

[xibalba]

All they would have to do is search the forums if it was on nation and would be out in no time who it was. I don't think we should put him through something like that.

[rabidbadger]

To a point... I edited it to make it more anonymous for CraigsList (i.e. store's name and the name of my hometown)

Well then, if you're fine with it.

RALLY THE TROOPS!

START A NEW THREAD, STICKY, (SO TO SPEAK).

DRAG THE TWIT ARMY INTO IT, TOO.


Of course, it will lead back here, and everyone will find out it's you.

Turns out, on the internet, everyone can find out your a dog.

[ericjosepi]

I doubt it will be, it's only got 5 diggs and the off beat section gets largely left alone.

[rabidbadger]

I would live in infamy forEVER!!!

Huh? I thought you lived in Medicine Hat?

[ericjosepi]

Turns out, on the internet, everyone can find out your a dog.

Doing a simple Google search you can find about 4 years of my life online...

[rabidbadger]

Just don't use porn as the "competition"... just sayin'.

Porn competes with me.

[ericjosepi]

Huh? I thought you lived in Medicine Hat?

Wah wah wah waaaaaaah... :rolleyes:

[ericjosepi]

Porn competes with me.

ooooOOOOOoo! Sex-ay! ;)

[rabidbadger]

ooooOOOOOoo! Sex-ay! :)

Damn Straight. (so to speak)

[ericjosepi]

You guys listen to Stephanie Miller on the radio? She has had a running (true) joke-story about the a town named Big Beaver, off of route 69, trying to disallow a "Hooters in their Big Beaver Corrider."

She has been "milking" it for two weeks now. Hilarious.!

"In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo" </bloodhound gang>

[rabidbadger]

I doubt it will be, it's only got 5 diggs and the off beat section gets largely left alone.

dude, that's 5 diggs in 5 minutes!
Not saying we should "game the system" or anything, but hey, maybe the guys (Alex and Kevin) might stumble across this thread, and decide to use it anyway. They don't really go by popularity anyway, just what they know they could riff on for a few minutes. And I know, (kinda of a sub-genre of Gaydar) that both of those guys have a similar secret or two...

[electricalburn]

All they would have to do is search the forums if it was on nation and would be out in no time who it was. I don't think we should put him through something like that.

i would have to aggree

[ariastar]

Doing a simple Google search you can find about 4 years of my life online...

By my name, both birth and assumed, I'm pretty hard to find.

[xibalba]

Anyone ever been to the town of Dildo or Dildo Island? :D

[ariastar]

I doubt it will be, it's only got 5 diggs and the off beat section gets largely left alone.

Most of what I've posted that's front-paged was off-beat.

[ericjosepi]

dude, that's 5 diggs in 5 minutes!
Not saying we should "game the system" or anything, but hey, maybe the guys (Alex and Kevin) might stumble across this thread, and decide to use it anyway. They don't really go by popularity anyway, just what they know they could riff on for a few minutes. And I know, (kinda of a sub-genre of Gaydar) that both of those guys have a similar secret or two...

That shitty story made me break my damned boycott...

[rabidbadger]

Do I really have to reverse "off beat" for a cheap but appropriate badger-style joke>?

[ericjosepi]

By my name, both birth and assumed, I'm pretty hard to find.

You're very lucky

[rabidbadger]

That shitty story made me break my damned boycott...

Did you Digg your own story? Naughty boy. Next thing you know Bill O'reily will be drinking champaign.

[xibalba]

Type my name in and you get an art company results.

[ericjosepi]

Did you Digg your own story. Naughty boy. Next thing you know Bill O'reily will be drinking champaign.

Or not trying to sexually harass and assault his production staff.

[rabidbadger]

By my name, both birth and assumed, I'm pretty hard to find.

Yeah, me too. Until that damn Magun character posted my last name on one of these threads.

Curses!

You'll rue the day, young man...

(Oh, he's not even on this thread, is he?)

:D

[xibalba]

Didn't I post your last name?

[rabidbadger]

Didn't I post your last name?

Was it you? Bastard ;)


t'was a while ago, so i forgot who...

Sorry magun... not that you're here...

[xibalba]

You asked if anyone knew it and I answered. Just have to look at your profile and it is there. :D

[magunwarrior]

Was it you? Bastard ;)


t'was a while ago, so i forgot who...

Sorry magun... not that you're here...

Hmm, no I'm here watching 24, No it wasn't me I don't even know your last name.

[rabidbadger]

Also, if you want Erics story on the Digg front page, make a comment. That's part of the algorithm, i believe.

[rabidbadger]

Hmm, no I'm here watching 24, No it wasn't me I don't even know your last name.

Hmmm. seems like you gotta just check my profile...

Forums such as this should have "click to request aim chat" or something instead of just making it an in the clear link...

[magunwarrior]

Ah I see it now...24 was awesome at the end, the rest of the episode was pretty blah.

[rabidbadger]

dude, new sig, and I don't know the song. Link?

[xibalba]

So we have Captain Picards great great great grandfather maybe another great or two in there? and Harry Potters American cousin eh?

[comhcinc]

back to point i trim but not much i am really hairy and i just look stupid if i went to far

[rabidbadger]

back to point i trim but not much i am really hairy and i just look stupid if i went to far

So basically, what I'm getting from this thread, overall, is that pretty much young men (under thirtyish) have a pretty good handle (so to speak) on the undergroom, to coin a phrase. (manscaping is a term I've heard during the metrosexual fad) So it is really just a common occurrence for a guy to tidy up down there, it seems. Odd my gen never gave it a thought. We are more worried about back/nose/ear hair, I guess...

[masherscf]

Dude, if it makes ya feel good... shave the suckers!

[rabidbadger]

Believe me, I have shaved for fun. Just wanna know if it's the norm these days, that's all...

[comhcinc]

So basically, what I'm getting from this thread, overall, is that pretty much young men (under thirtyish) have a pretty good handle (so to speak) on the undergroom, to coin a phrase. (manscaping is a term I've heard during the metrosexual fad) So it is really just a common occurrence for a guy to tidy up down there, it seems. Odd my gen never gave it a thought. We are more worried about back/nose/ear hair, I guess...

well if i didn't pay attention down there i would look like i was trying to hide a hobbit in my pants.

i do shave the back/nose/and ear

[xibalba]

If ya guys decide to shave down there becareful not to neuter yourselves. :D

[rabidbadger]

If ya guys decide to shave down there becareful not to neuter yourselves. :D

Are you in the right thread? (http://www.revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5248)
:)

[magunwarrior]

dude, new sig, and I don't know the song. Link?

Here's the best thing I could find, it's on his Album "Superhero" if you want to hear a better version. I couldn;t find a video of him preforming it, so heres a video of something I don't care about set to the opie and anthony version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXw5Yfg_FZg

[xibalba]

Are you in the right thread? (http://www.revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5248)
:)

Yep right thread, Slip of the razor and boom there goes your manhood.

[ariastar]

You're very lucky

I've been very careful. Also, several people use this same user name, so it's hard to point out what is me and what are the others.

[ariastar]

I love that we can all chat about something so silly. If only we could all get together and throw back a few beers together....

[ericjosepi]

11 Diggs on the story now... if K-Rose diggs it... I'm going to cry...

[rabidbadger]

11 Diggs on the story now... if K-Rose diggs it... I'm going to cry...

If k-rose diggs it, and you cry, then I'm gonna hug you through the tubes
'til it passes. Deal? Deal!

[electricalburn]

eric i think you can chill out, it wont make it to diggnation or k-rose(i hope for your sake)

[rabidbadger]

Somehow I think it might.

[electricalburn]

Somehow I think it might.

i think you want it to for the hug and erics humiliation

[ericjosepi]

I don't mind man-hugs... the shear humiliation is another thing

[xibalba]

We could have a mod delete all traces of this thread.

[ericjosepi]

Eh, it's alright, I knew what I was getting into... maybe not with the craigslist post but I knew where it was going when I posted that mess...

[rabidbadger]

Relax, it's just good dumb fun. If it happens it happens if not, then just another rathole down a Rev3 thread. PS: Man-hugs are fun. Not those delicate, non-commital back taps that chicks give ya. A good man hug means something. Affection, respect, understanding...

Maybe a little reach-around, but just in good fun...
Gotta wrap it up somehow...

[xibalba]

Ya just want to cop a feel don't ya.

[rabidbadger]

I mean, wouldn't you? Just look at that av...

[xibalba]

I dunno bout that.

I edited my Virb page alittle I think it suits me better. :D

[rabidbadger]

I dunno bout that.

I edited my Virb page alittle I think it suits me better. :D

Much better, I like it. Nice music, considering there's no way to stop it from starting... :p

[xibalba]

Did ya read the sections names and tag lines? :D

[rabidbadger]

Yep. Fun. I gotta change mine up a bit. Electricalburn is the master, though. He does all the fun backend coding shit...

[xibalba]

I changed the colors now.

[ariastar]

Pimp it to your friends. It's on the Upcoming, but not front-paged yet. C'mon, it's be great to hear KRose talk about it!

[magunwarrior]

Well theres 41 Diggs now.

[xibalba]

46.........

[magunwarrior]

67 o_O.....

YES IT WAS MADE POPULAR VIVA LA ERIC'S BALLS!

[xibalba]

Wow its going pretty fast now. 76

[xibalba]

Broke 100 diggs

[ariastar]

*grins* I always get all happy when something I post front pages. This is my 17th.

[magunwarrior]

My only one was This one (http://digg.com/gaming_news/New_Final_Fantasy_XIII_screens)

[rabidbadger]

126 now,

You should digg up/down the comments too, that also affects the algorithm. Any legit activity does.

One comment says it is on the front page, but which one: All? tech? (default) News? Weird News? couldn't find it on a front page.

Love the comment about how it is badly written, when he's commenting on Erics comment about how well written it is. Hilarious.

[ariastar]

126 now,

You should digg up/down the comments too, that also affects the algorithm. Any legit activity does.

One comment says it is on the front page, but which one: All? tech? (default) News? Weird News? couldn't find it on a front page.

Love the comment about how it is badly written, when he's commenting on Erics comment about how well written it is. Hilarious.

The All section.

[ariastar]

My only one was This one (http://digg.com/gaming_news/New_Final_Fantasy_XIII_screens)

That's because you don't submit very often!!

[treeninja]

I've had 22...

http://digg.com/users/TreeNinja/profile

[rabidbadger]

Ya just want to cop a feel don't ya.

No, but I've always wanted to feel a cop. (search Henry Rollins in the blackfox thread.) (or was it fridays meatspace party thread?) (toast?) (who can remember any more)

[ariastar]

No, but I've always wanted to feel a cop. (search Henry Rollins in the blackfox thread.) (or was it fridays meatspace party thread?) (toast?) (who can remember any more)

Spank 'em. They're bad boys.

[rabidbadger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg[/QUOTE]

[xibalba]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Henry_Rollins_of_Black_Flag.jpg

[rabidbadger]

God damn. Gotta got. be right back...

Thap thap thap thap thap...

[ericjosepi]

Oh shit... I got frontpaged... good thing it's still less than 1000...

[ericjosepi]

Goddamn that Rollins is a sexy man...

[xibalba]

he has Beauty and Brains eh?

[rabidbadger]

Goddamn that Rollins is a sexy man...

Yesseree baby, but who photoshopped all those weird little images onto his arms?

[ariastar]

Oh shit... I got frontpaged... good thing it's still less than 1000...

I thought you knew you were frontpaged. :) What happens at a thousand?

[xibalba]

It's been put on another site already?

[rabidbadger]

kevin notices

[rabidbadger]

You been heisted (http://www.laughparty.com/funnyjoke/Nair-on-Balls/1160/)

[xibalba]

Thought ya went to bed?

[ariastar]

kevin notices

Then it needs to go to 1k! Let's promote the hell out of it!!

[rabidbadger]

How???????????

[ericjosepi]

They day I see a stand up comedian delivering this story is the day that I'll be enraged and validated all at once

[tokenuser]

They day I see a stand up comedian delivering this story is the day that I'll be enraged and validated all at onceI thought Carlos Mencia told that story ...

[ericjosepi]

I thought Carlos Mencia told that story ...

:D You bastard ;)

I don't think Menstealia would. There's not enough "eeeeyyyy!! **** white people esay!" in there