View Full Version : Jonny Hulk Smash!!!!
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 02:32 AM
When Jonny Get Mad He Turns Into Jonny Hulk!!! Jonny Hulk Angry!!! No More Puny J-lo!!!! Jonny Hulk Smash!!!!! Jonny Hulk Want To Watch Episode 45!!! Jonny Hulk Think Best Episode Yet!!!!!! Jonny Not Afraid Of Brian Gilmore!!!!!! Jonny Hulk Strongest There Is!!!!!
Jonny Hulk Wants To Rampage Through Forums Until He Sees Episode 45!!!! Beware Jonny Hulk!!!!! He Is Strongest Ever!!!!!
How Would You Try And Stop The Jonny Hulk!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! Post Below!!!!
bcool
10-05-2006, 02:34 AM
i hope this isn't the gay anal rapist hulk!
xxxthundercatxxx
10-05-2006, 02:34 AM
When Jonny Get Mad He Turns Into Jonny Hulk!!! Jonny Hulk Angry!!! No More Puny J-lo!!!! Jonny Hulk Smash!!!!! Jonny Hulk Want To Watch Episode 45!!! Jonny Hulk Think Best Episode Yet!!!!!! Jonny Not Afraid Of Brian Gilmore!!!!!! Jonny Hulk Strongest There Is!!!!!
Jonny Hulk Wants To Rampage Through Forums Until He Sees Episode 45!!!! Beware Jonny Hulk!!!!! He Is Strongest Ever!!!!!
How Would You Try And Stop The Jonny Hulk!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! Post Below!!!!
Chain link fence along the Mexican border?
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 02:41 AM
Chain link fence along the Mexican border?
JONNY HULK SAY: "SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE KLANSMEN, THUNDERCAT!!!"
FENCES NOT STOP TACO POWERED JONNY HULK!!!!! JONNY HULK LEAP!!!
xxxthundercatxxx
10-05-2006, 02:44 AM
The sad part is that this is the Grey Jonny Hulk. Poor kid...
bullgator2255
10-05-2006, 02:49 AM
How would Johny Hulk like to be the first radioactive Half-mexican in space?
diela
10-05-2006, 02:51 AM
How to stop Jonny Hulk in his tracks....
Hmmm...
Full frontal nudity with ROBOTITTIES? *flash*
(I wish I could say Diva made me do it!)
dromeonyourchest
10-05-2006, 03:00 AM
El Phantasmo Blanco we need your help! Stop Johnny Hulk!
However One swift Jean Claude split jump Kick to the face should stop the Hulk.
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 03:06 AM
How would Johny Hulk like to be the first radioactive Half-mexican in space?
JONNY HULK READS PLANET HULK!!! HE KNOWS IT IS A TRAP!!!! NO DICE, WEAK EARTHLING!!!!! JONNY HULK SMART!!!
How to stop Jonny Hulk in his tracks....
Hmmm...
Full frontal nudity with ROBOTITTIES? *flash*
(I wish I could say Diva made me do it!)
NOT BAD TRY. JONNY HULK LOVE ROBOTITTIES!
El Phantasmo Blanco we need your help! Stop Johnny Hulk!
However One swift Jean Claude split jump Kick to the face should stop the Hulk.
JONNY HULK STARTING TO GET WORRIED... EL PHANTASMO BLANCO WOULD GET SQWASHED!!! YOU EVER SEE SPIDEY VS HULK!?!!?! NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!
psbp516
10-05-2006, 03:16 AM
How Would You Try And Stop The Jonny Hulk!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! Post Below!!!!
Mr. Waterman could stop him.
Ooh No its Jonny Hulk! Quick light the mullet signal, this is a job for Chuck Norris!
bigmikeherrmann
10-05-2006, 03:31 AM
*shoots head*
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 03:58 AM
Mr. Waterman could stop him.
HAHA! JONNY HULK PEE IN WATERMAN'S OCEANS!!!!
Ooh No its Jonny Hulk! Quick light the mullet signal, this is a job for Chuck Norris!
OLD HIPSTER JOKES FROM 6 MONTH OLD MYSPACE BULLETINS THAT WEREN'T EVEN FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE CANNOT STOP JONNY HULK!!!!! JONNY HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!
*shoots head*
*bounces off Jonny Hulk's Hulk skin* ARE YOU JOKING WITH ME GENERAL THUNDERBOLT HERRMANN!?!?! YOU MAKE JONNY HULK EVEN ANGRIER!!!!
leeahd
10-05-2006, 04:01 AM
I would mount a tv in a rocket playing X-Men three. Then when Jonny Hulk jumped in to smash the tv (because you know he wouldn't be able to resist smashing it with his own two hands), I'd blast his ass into space, one way ticket to the son.
xxxthundercatxxx
10-05-2006, 04:05 AM
Don't worry guys, I put in a call and Ang Lee is flying in to handle this situation. May god have mercy on Jonny Hulk's soul.
superdeformed
10-05-2006, 04:11 AM
Dan Thingtenberg
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 04:28 AM
I would mount a tv in a rocket playing X-Men three. Then when Jonny Hulk jumped in to smash the tv (because you know he wouldn't be able to resist smashing it with his own two hands), I'd blast his ass into space, one way ticket to the son.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST ANY OF YOU COULD GET! BUT I'M A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER! YOU KNOW I WON'T STAY DOWN FOR LONG!!!
Don't worry guys, I put in a call and Ang Lee is flying in to handle this situation. May god have mercy on Jonny Hulk's soul.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JONNY HULK IS NOW REALLY SCARED!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! OVERDONE AND CRAPPY PATHOS PLOTLINE!!! EMPTY THEATERS!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dan Thingtenberg
DO YOU EVEN READ COMICS!!! THINGTENBERG WOULD PRESENT A CHALLENGE BUT IN THE END: JONNY HULK STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!
WHERE IS EPISODE 45!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! JONNY HULK MAD!!!!!
buxomia
10-05-2006, 05:09 AM
We all know that Green Hulk that needs to **** would stop Jonny Hulk
leeahd
10-05-2006, 05:12 AM
THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST ANY OF YOU COULD GET! BUT I'M A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER! YOU KNOW I WON'T STAY DOWN FOR LONG!!!
All right now you asked for it!
I'll get a dream team writer/artist creative team to do your book! So there! ha!
Did I forget to mention it will be Frank Miller and Jim Lee! Wah ha ha ha. Now you see my plan, after a few issues no one will want to read your lousy book in-fact, people will be so fed up with it, that you will simply be CANCELED.
atomusk
10-05-2006, 05:43 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/atomusk/jhulk.jpg
point5o
10-05-2006, 07:18 AM
I'd have Nomad diss you with a freestyle, and then Kevin Smith would read you Tyson's inspirational email.
This is the best thread yet :D
divadawg9234
10-05-2006, 02:56 PM
How to stop Jonny Hulk in his tracks....
Hmmm...
Full frontal nudity with ROBOTITTIES? *flash*
(I wish I could say Diva made me do it!)
HAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I hadn't come late to this thread!
soundwave2-0
10-05-2006, 03:03 PM
late? you are not late...the only thing late in these here parts is rev3 with our beloved ep 45.
i just saw Jonny Hulk run through a taco bell building...he's still on rampage.
someone needs to tell him that he needs to register with shield.
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 03:24 PM
late? you are not late...the only thing late in these here parts is rev3 with our beloved ep 45.
i just saw Jonny Hulk run through a taco bell building...he's still on rampage.
someone needs to tell him that he needs to register with shield.
JONNY HULK NO REGISTER WITH ANYONE!!!! WANT EPISODE 45!!!!! TACO BELL IS GOOD TO EAT!!!!!!! I WILL DUMP ON EPISODE 44!!!! JONNY HULK WANT 45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REV3 CAN'T DRIVE.... 45!!!!!! JONNY HULK KARAOKE!!!!!! WHAT SONG YOU WANT JONNY HULK TO DO?!?!?!?!
muled
10-05-2006, 03:25 PM
Johnny Hulk want a cookie?
divadawg9234
10-05-2006, 03:26 PM
JONNY HULK NO REGISTER WITH ANYONE!!!! WANT EPISODE 45!!!!! TACO BELL IS GOOD TO EAT!!!!!!! I WILL DUMP ON EPISODE 44!!!! JONNY HULK WANT 45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REV3 CAN'T DRIVE.... 45!!!!!! JONNY HULK KARAOKE!!!!!! WHAT SONG YOU WANT JONNY HULK TO DO?!?!?!?!
the ultimate karaoke song... I Will Always Love You. Duh!
point5o
10-05-2006, 03:29 PM
JONNY HULK KARAOKE!!!!!! WHAT SONG YOU WANT JONNY HULK TO DO?!?!?!?!
1st request - "Dancing on the Ceiling"
2nd request - "Peace, Love, & Understanding"
harlo
10-05-2006, 03:33 PM
Johnny Hulk must sing "All By Myself" because he will be stranded on Planet Johnny Hulk. But it must be done half crying with a mexican accent.... GO!
soundwave2-0
10-05-2006, 03:35 PM
the ultimate hulk song.
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough...
soundwave2-0
10-05-2006, 03:36 PM
Jonny Hulk needs to do the Barterbee ad in the next tapping.
diela
10-05-2006, 03:45 PM
Jonny Hulk needs to do the Barterbee ad in the next tapping.
We don't want video of Jlo's next tapping. I'm sure his girlfriend appreciates her privacy.
funnelfish
10-05-2006, 03:46 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/atomusk/jhulk.jpg
Actually wouldn't Jonny Hulk be brown as he was not exposed to Gamma Radiation but Beaner Radiation?
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 04:28 PM
Actually wouldn't Jonny Hulk be brown as he was not exposed to Gamma Radiation but Beaner Radiation?
Hahaha! If you guys can make up some funny ass Jonny Hulk pictures I might be able to get myself mad enough to turn into Jonny Hulk for the next barterbee ad. But Los Angeles will pay the price...
leeahd
10-05-2006, 04:31 PM
Hahaha! If you guys can make up some funny ass Jonny Hulk pictures I might be able to get myself mad enough to turn into Jonny Hulk for the next barterbee ad. But Los Angeles will pay the price...
Fu<k this shit hole, go for it!
drwar
10-05-2006, 04:35 PM
I think a little someone known as the holy, Jean-Claude Van Damme would have something to say about that.
http://img414.imageshack.us/img414/962/214833jeanclaudevandammepostersxj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
divadawg9234
10-05-2006, 04:44 PM
We don't want video of Jlo's next tapping. I'm sure his girlfriend appreciates her privacy.
I love Diela!
maharajamackdaddy
10-05-2006, 04:48 PM
Is Jonny Hulk still taking requests for songs to sing. I think you should sing the entire karate kid soundtrack. Hearing "you're the best" and "the glory of love" by chicago would calm your ass down...or make you even madder i'm not sure yet.
Sadly though i appearently went on a tequila fueled rampage and trashed my residence (go university)! I have a lot of cleaning to do.
point5o
10-05-2006, 05:06 PM
*Johnny Lawrence tries to sweep Jonny Hulk's leg...
*Johnny Lawrence's leg breaks in 2. His kneecap flies through the air and lands on Dan Trachtenberg's face.
briangilmore
10-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Is Jonny Hulk still taking requests for songs to sing. I think you should sing the entire karate kid soundtrack. Hearing "you're the best" and "the glory of love" by chicago would calm your ass down...or make you even madder i'm not sure yet.
Sadly though i appearently went on a tequila fueled rampage and trashed my residence (go university)! I have a lot of cleaning to do.
You could probably get Jonny Hulk to clean that up for you, since it was Beaner radiation that hit him and not Gamma...maybe he's extra good at that now.
kowgod
10-05-2006, 05:32 PM
I know how to stop Jonny Hulk!
Post a link to Geedrome Episode 45 (http://revision3.com/geekdrome/2006-10-02).
The greatest weapon known to man... may God have mercy on his soul.
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 05:43 PM
I know how to stop Jonny Hulk!
Post a link to Geedrome Episode 45 (http://revision3.com/geekdrome/2006-10-02).
The greatest weapon known to man... may God have mercy on his soul.
That did it.
I was waiting for some to bring up the MOST OBVIOUS solution: Kidnap Hank and Cheese. That's Jonny Hulk's Betty Ross. Stops him dead in his tracks.
funnelfish
10-05-2006, 05:58 PM
That did it.
I was waiting for some to bring up the MOST OBVIOUS solution: Kidnap Hank and Cheese. That's Jonny Hulk's Betty Ross. Stops him dead in his tracks.
Am I going to have to do that to get you to watch me short??? :P
jonathanlondon
10-05-2006, 05:59 PM
Am I going to have to do that to get you to watch me short??? :P
No, sailor captain. Since you're talking like Popeye I will watch it. I looked for it the other day and didn't realize that it had been filed with the rest of my movies on me shelf. I thought I left it on the TV to watch it.
maharajamackdaddy
10-05-2006, 06:00 PM
You could probably get Jonny Hulk to clean that up for you, since it was Beaner radiation that hit him and not Gamma...maybe he's extra good at that now.
Lol i wish. My housemates were mad. They were wondering what the **** I was doing. I was totally hammered.
briangilmore
10-05-2006, 06:08 PM
Lol i wish. My housemates were mad. They were wondering what the **** I was doing. I was totally hammered.
hahahahaha
maharajamackdaddy
10-05-2006, 08:11 PM
hahahahaha
Sadly though I broke the toilet that friggan plastic handle broke and of course in my drunkness i tried to cover up the leaking water by saying i was using the bathroom. Clearly I am not a witty drunk.
dromeonyourchest
10-06-2006, 12:27 AM
That did it.
I was waiting for some to bring up the MOST OBVIOUS solution: Kidnap Hank and Cheese. That's Jonny Hulk's Betty Ross. Stops him dead in his tracks.
I was going to do that and turn them into Hulks as well. But in the movie the Hulked ripped the Hulk dogs in two so I thought better.