Corrupt a wish!

[frodosringfinger]

Example:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Reply:

You get the million dollars, but the money was taken from all the poor families, and they died of starvation.


So lets go...


I wish I could fly.

[rabidbadger]

Oohh, this a clever one. Might be subtitled: evil genie.

gonna have to think for a minute about the flying thing...

[xibalba]

All the birds in the world wings ripped off to craft you wings so you can fly.

I wish existence would end...

[rabidbadger]

OK, got it.

sure I can fly, but only because every butterfly on the planet sacrificed thier wings for me, making them extinct.

Is that what you had in mind?


Next: If I were king...

[rabidbadger]

I wish existence would end...

Hmm, don't know what to do with that. Hints?

[xibalba]

Hmm, don't know what to do with that. Hints?

I suppose my wish is Uncorruptible. probably like many of my others. :D

[magunwarrior]

Look what you did to the topic Xibalba!
http://www.vaemergency.com/newsroom/photos/resp_rec/images/terrorism/rubble.jpg

[rabidbadger]

probably. got any thoughts on mine, above:

If I were king...

?

[rabidbadger]

Magun, now that's friggen funny.

[xibalba]

I guess this means I win..

lets start over

I wish for money, a penny

[xibalba]

You become Elvis and go to where he is at making you buried alive.

[rabidbadger]

Elvis: Now that's funny.

Penny: now that might actually happen, if you're that vague with your wish...

Next: I wish to live forever...

[xibalba]

Everything else on the planet dies humans, plants and animals.

I wish to clone every human on earth 10 times.

[magunwarrior]

You get to live forever, but your innards are eaten by a giant bird and you are reborn every night.

I wish a has a sandwich right now...

[rabidbadger]

It's a shit sandwich, wrapped in chocolate...

[frodosringfinger]

You get your sandwich, but it was taken from a family in Ethiopia, and they died of starvation.


I wish I had a 60" flat panel tv.

[comhcinc]

you get it but the radio waves it lets off kills all the bees



i wish i was taller

[xibalba]

Everyones heads and legs get cut off except yours making you the tallest man alive.

[magunwarrior]

You grow taller, but you grow so high you reach space, and die.

[rabidbadger]

this is fun. the answers are better than the questions:

Wish: I wish I had a huge dick.

[magunwarrior]

Not even gonna go there.

[comhcinc]

found dead today of choking..............


yeah i know it's wrong

[comhcinc]

i wish i had pie.

[magunwarrior]

The pie is just in your imagination, and you really ate a rock.

[xibalba]

Your hand becomes a pie and become surronded by hungry bums.

I wish I could walk on water

[magunwarrior]

You can walk on water, but the sharks have automatic weapons.

[xibalba]

I wish I had the power grant my own wishes with out all the side effects...

[frodosringfinger]

Granted, but you get hit by a car...lol i dunno


I wish dinosaurs were still alive.

[magunwarrior]

You become dino shit as a result.

[xibalba]

you get biten in half by a T-Rex

[ariastar]

You get it, but they decide their favorite thing to eat is cock. Too bad their teeth are so sharp.


I wish I was married.

[xibalba]

Ya get married to George W. Bush

[frodosringfinger]

I wish George W. Bush gets hit by a car...

[comhcinc]

he does and dick cheney becomes president

[magunwarrior]

"We can rebuild him, we have the technology, but I don't want to spend a lot of money."

[xibalba]

He gets hitted by a car and Cheney becomes president and starts world war 3 with launch of 20 nuclear weapons

[magunwarrior]

he does and dick cheney becomes president

And proceeds to shoot everyone in the face

and watches you from the bushes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5k3VXb482s


OH Man Vs Wild on Discovery, must watch.

[comhcinc]

starts world war 3?..................you read the new much later? he can't restart world war 3

[xibalba]

it hasn't been named world war 3 officially yet his actions will cause it to be named it

[frodosringfinger]

I wish I was able to never sleep again.

[comhcinc]

you'll turn out just like me

[ariastar]

you'll turn out just like me

The scariest thought of all.

[rabidbadger]

found dead today of choking..............


yeah i know it's wrong

LOL and oh so appropriate.

:p

[comhcinc]

i was wondering when you were going to catch that

[rabidbadger]

got it right away, just was elsewhere for a while. Missed the whole cheney thing though, which is much more amusing than the odd BJ joke.

[comhcinc]

cheney = odd bj joke.



i wish people were born with blue hair

[magunwarrior]

LOL and oh so appropriate.

:p

And I would have gone with much worse.

[rabidbadger]

cheney = odd bj joke.



i wish people were born with blue hair
You never worked at a museum...

Next: I wish I had long golden hair...

[comhcinc]

you get it but as you are brushing it(400 stokes a day to keep that shine!) static electricity keeps building until (not realizing the charge) you pick up a hair pin completing the circuit and give yourself an over dose of shock treatment. after that they have to cut your hair cause you keep drooling in it

[rabidbadger]

That's good. i like this game. More creative than this/that. which is fun, too, but easier

Got a wish we can trash?

[crzy8sal]

I wish I could see the future...

[rabidbadger]

It's all you can see. You are blind when not seeing the future.

Wish my grandparents were still alive...

[magunwarrior]

Your wish is granted, but they are zombies.

[ariastar]

Their spirits are alive and watch you every time you jack off.

[tokenuser]

You miraculously survive a trainwreck, but ...

[magunwarrior]

You're now Bruce Willis from Unbreakable.

[tokenuser]

You're now Bruce Willis from Unbreakable.Could be worse, could be Bruce Willis in Mortal Thoughts.

[popltree2]

You have the ability to turn invisible but...

[rabidbadger]

it doesn't affect your clothes, so you are always naked.

I wish I was a brain surgeon...

[tokenuser]

Your wish is granted. You can only operate on Hollywood B-list celebrities. Try finding even half a brain among that lot.

I survive a fall from 15 stories on to a truck loaded with matresses ...

[rabidbadger]

The pea underneath them breaks your back, princess.

I am beknighted by the queen of England...

[tokenuser]

The pea underneath them breaks your back, princess.

I am beknighted by the queen of England...Only to find out it was Eddie Izzard in drag. (BTW - I am loving his drama/comdey The Riches on FX)

You finally lose enough weight to fit into your favourite suit ...

[popltree2]

Only to find out it was Eddie Izzard in drag. (BTW - I am loving his drama/comdey The Riches on FX)

You finally lose enough weight to fit into your favourite suit ...

but then skinny people are hunted as game and you are subsequently shot while raiding a donut shop.

You have a body made of rubber...

[rabidbadger]

But someone uses you as a condom..

Yech....

I wish I could read minds...

[magunwarrior]

Ha, I was going to say something like that, but I would of said, "You took a tour of a condom factory and you were never seen again."

[rabidbadger]

I like yours better.

[tokenuser]

I wish I could read minds...But instead of Tolstoy, you find most peoples minds are more like Dr Seuss.

You wake up in bed with the swedish national womens volleyball team ...

[rabidbadger]

that's a corrupted enough a wish for me... ;)

I'll defer to others.

[crzy8sal]

But instead of Tolstoy, you find most peoples minds are more like Dr Seuss.

You wake up in bed with the swedish national womens volleyball team ...

..but they turn out to be evil fembots and they kill you before you get to do any naughty things.:p

You wished to live in an Utopian wonderland...

[comhcinc]

you do. run by hitler.


you wish you were in your favorite movie

[rabidbadger]

I wish money grew on trees...