Geek Laws

[harlo]

What should be law for Geek. Think the Man Laws (Bud commercials)

Geek Law #1 Don't mention the Hulk movie... ever.

[briangilmore]

What should be law for Geek. Think the Man Laws (Bud commercials)

Geek Law #1 Don't mention the Hulk movie... ever.



son, that's a bad law and you just broke it.

[colemip]

1. Never say you love Microsoft.
2. Never praise Episodes I-III.
3. Even if you love Halo, always concede that a keyboard and mouse is the superior means of playing FPS.

[poltah]

#5 Han Shot First Mother9#?(=)/w#)=

[jon]

3. Even if you love Halo, always concede that a keyboard and mouse is the superior means of playing FPS.

Same with the RTS.

[toastmstrgeneral]

all those rules blow.

never say you love microsoft? There is a thread right below this praising the 360!

the man rules are obvious, like don't spill another man's beer, these on the other hand, not so much.

[jonathanlondon]

Robotitties are better then Realtitties.

[backwords]

1. Don't try and say the lines from a movie unless you actually know them.

[ctraider]

3. Even if you love Halo, always concede that a keyboard and mouse is the superior means of playing FPS.

I only play Halo on my PC because keyboard and mouse DO rule! No f*^king controlers for me.

[boxcarjay]

nothing is more important then proving your right to someone who you say is an idiot for arguing

[dangerboy1718]

Geek law #1 should be:

Never be ashamed to admit you are a Geek unless it ruins your chance of getting laid. Then your fellow Geeks will understand.

[daikun]

Never mention bad movie ideas. The companies might be listening.

[satori]

Cooter Cooter Cooter

[dangerboy1718]

Uwe Boll is an enemy to the entire Geek nation.

Geek Law

[briangilmore]

You must have an at least intermediate knowledge of either Star Wars OR Star Trek, both are not necessary, but if you could pull off both, you must weigh more than 200 lbs, or less than 100.

[fushna]

nothing is more important then proving your right to someone who you say is an idiot for arguing

Yes I second this one

[satori]

nothing is more important then proving your right to someone who you say is an idiot for arguing

I'll third that.... especially because you mis-spelled you're by spelling your instead.... something that is costantly pointed out on Digg but thankfully is ignored for the most part here... well except for now... because I'm being a dick. :cool:

[xxxthundercatxxx]

The last time I checked forums aren't any more formal than writing on a yellow post-it note. Meaning that proper spelling, grammer, and punctuation is appreciated but not required. Digg that you digg'n diggers.

[guano]

Thou shalt hold no idols before our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[kowgod]

Thou shalt hold no idols before our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This is not Geek Law. This is just Law.

Be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

[freecajunlove]

Where there is a bag, there is a board of equal dimensions.

[boxcarjay]

I'll third that.... especially because you mis-spelled you're by spelling your instead.... something that is costantly pointed out on Digg but thankfully is ignored for the most part here... well except for now... because I'm being a dick. :cool:

yes yes you are but thats ok everybody is a bit of a dick i mean you have to be to post on forums religiously so we're all in the same boat. (and yes i double checked my grammer just for you but if i missed one it was on porpuse)

[colemip]

never say you love microsoft? There is a thread right below this praising the 360!


Well, praising the 360 and praising the entire Microsoft corporation are different.

[icedsoul]

Geek law #1 should be:

Never be ashamed to admit you are a Geek unless it ruins your chance of getting laid. Then your fellow Geeks will understand.

I'm with you dangerboy... first good one here!!!


and I'll double you uwe boll law... he is the antigeek...

[bigmikeherrmann]

#1- No leet speak, ever

[bigyanks]

geek law #1 never talk about the geekdrome

[sugarsickness]

You must have an at least intermediate knowledge of either Star Wars OR Star Trek, both are not necessary, but if you could pull off both, you must weigh more than 200 lbs, or less than 100.andWhere there is a bag, there is a board of equal dimensions.made me

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so they get my vote to be included in the Book of Geek.

[loopyloopy]

These are more observations than necessarily my point of view but...

Whenever asked "Which series of Star Trek is your favorite?", the correct answer is Deep Space Nine.

Same question for Star Wars movies, correct answer is The Empire Strikes Back.

[moshi_what]

Geek law #1 should be:

Never be ashamed to admit you are a Geek unless it ruins your chance of getting laid. Then your fellow Geeks will understand.

Just never be ashamed to be a geek. Unless you wanna get laid with a air headed ditz, most chicks dig geeks. As long as you won't hog the computer and PLaystation controllers and play your games or read comics over night (as most of us do until the wee hours of the morning- my anime watching and manga reading starts from 12 midnight till 6am...GEEK!~)

[elfoxio]

Whenever asked "Which series of Star Trek is your favorite?", the correct answer is Deep Space Nine.



Darn tootin'

[vegasgeek]

3. Even if you love Halo, always concede that a keyboard and mouse is the superior means of playing FPS.

Why should a law be made on preference? I mean come on a mouse and keyboard vs a controller? HAHAHAHAHA just think with Live Anywhere you PC guys can put your money where your mouth is.

Geek Law: Any one geek should have knowledge of at least 1-3 Superheroes in any one universe, and at least one of their villains.

[viscountradu]

#1- No leet speak, ever

n0 1337 5p3@k, 0k