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calvinslug
10-05-2006, 03:12 AM
What is your favorite odor of flatulence?
satori
10-05-2006, 04:35 AM
The type that is not in the same room as me.
thebigkahuna
10-05-2006, 04:37 AM
the kind trees produce
point5o
10-05-2006, 06:47 AM
Seriously, why is this a thread?
adamzx
10-05-2006, 07:31 AM
orange juice farts are the worst.
bcool
10-05-2006, 07:32 AM
orange juice farts are the worst.
worse than egg?
fushna
10-05-2006, 07:34 AM
orange juice farts are the worst.
No dog farts are the worst!
briangilmore
10-05-2006, 07:34 AM
the smelliest and shittiest kind of fart are the post revision3 launch geekdrome drought kind.
ariastar
10-06-2006, 01:54 AM
Here's a conversation-stopper. Take comeone with advances ulcerative colitis and be in an enclosed area with a fart. Imagine rotting-intestine-gas. No smell is worse than that.
That said, the best farts are the ones no where near me. At least five miles away.
calvinslug
10-06-2006, 02:41 AM
Seriously, why is this a thread?
Because flatulence unites all creatures in its ubiquity.
bcool
10-06-2006, 07:08 AM
my own are the best. if i had to choose.
ariastar
10-06-2006, 06:47 PM
b, you don't go hot-boxing with your farts, do you? :)
bcool
10-06-2006, 07:04 PM
b, you don't go hot-boxing with your farts, do you? :)
n-no, o-0f course not... :D
adamzx
10-07-2006, 08:19 AM
No dog farts are the worst!
i surrender. dog farts ARE the worst.
they are ****ing nasty.. it makes you want to kick your dog... out of the room.. not actually kick the dog.. well... ?.. half of the time anyway jk
;)
comradelazyman
10-07-2006, 10:33 AM
wow, err I don't think there is a good fart smell.
calvinslug
10-09-2006, 03:15 PM
I have heard that the diet of some Tibetan monks causes their flatulence to smell of sweetened rose water.
There is also a cheese produced in Canada that is aged between the ass cheeks of nuns for sixteen years and flavoured by their flatulence.
briangilmore
10-09-2006, 09:01 PM
Here's a conversation-stopper. Take comeone with advances ulcerative colitis and be in an enclosed area with a fart. Imagine rotting-intestine-gas. No smell is worse than that.
That said, the best farts are the ones no where near me. At least five miles away.
hhaaha.that sounds like the worst smell in the world. you have actually described the worst smell in the world. i can't think of something worse. oh my god. ew.
calvinslug
10-10-2006, 03:44 AM
Brian, would you like me to describe something worse? I have unbelieveable creative powers. Makes the funnel fish video look like a cotton candy machine.
raveneffct
10-10-2006, 03:53 AM
The kind that smell like machinery are the best! Lol this thread is weird.