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comhcinc
04-23-2007, 06:47 AM
okay so you been giving you dream job of writing your fav. charcarter. what story would you like to do that you know people won't like?


example: in New Avengers, i would remove doctor strange (he has to go fight zombies or something) and i would replace him with motormouth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motormouth_(Comics)). i would alter her "moped" so she can open gateways for different locations.

humphrey-lee
04-23-2007, 06:50 AM
If I wrote any of the big franchise characters, I'd probably write their "last" stories, because honestly, alot of them have ran their course. And this is why I'd never write any big franchise characters. :D

I've had an idea for a Constantine story for a good year now, I think I would like to give that a go, but that book is in more than capable hands under Diggle right now it seems.

comhcinc
04-23-2007, 06:53 AM
If I wrote any of the big franchise characters, I'd probably write their "last" stories, because honestly, alot of them have ran their course. And this is why I'd never write any big franchise characters. :D
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you mean like my john blaze/ death of superman crossover?:D

mikegraham6
04-23-2007, 02:27 PM
First off, i'd probably like to write the X-men if only so i can kill half of them off and thin the herd a bit (wasn't that supposed to be done in House of M?).

Seriously, i have an interesting Horror/mystical story in mind for the hulk, but unfortunately i dont know anything about the character so it probably wouldn't actually work for me.
I'd also love to write a screenplay for a triology of Flash movies, i have a bunch of ideas of how that film would work, but i just have to hope that when that movie comes out the writer thinks along the same lines as myself.:rolleyes:

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:21 PM
cool but i was expecting a more "tongue-in-cheek" stories. just thing you like to see that you are pretty sure would piss everyone off.

like i would have wolverine remember that period in the 30s that he tried being gay. yep, flashbacks galore!

fred
04-24-2007, 03:23 PM
just thing you like to see that you are pretty sure would piss everyone off.

so you were thinking of storylines like:

Peter Parker gets arrested for exposing himself to children in the park.

So that's why they call that doll 'Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man'

kwok_talk
04-24-2007, 03:24 PM
I would love to do a story about goth kids that maybe look like cabbage patch kids and have skulls on their eyes….oh wait…shoot.

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:25 PM
so you were thinking of storylines like:

Peter Parker gets arrested for exposing himself to children in the park.

So that's why they call that doll 'Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man'





as if running around in skin tight spandex wasn't already enough.


how about an issue of the hulk where he humps a cow? i'd really like to see that

mikegraham6
04-24-2007, 03:26 PM
cool but i was expecting a more "tongue-in-cheek" stories. just thing you like to see that you are pretty sure would piss everyone off.

like i would have wolverine remember that period in the 30s that he tried being gay. yep, flashbacks galore!

OKay then:
refer to the first part of my post and instead of killing off most of the x-men, i'd have them undergo a "secondary mutation" where they all become hidiously deformed crreatures, ala Beak, and the rest of the x-men would be so disgusted with what they've become that they shun them like how humanity has shunned the mutants.

i hate beak, he was gross:p

overgrownbat
04-24-2007, 03:27 PM
how about an issue of the hulk where he humps a cow? i'd really like to see that

Replace "a cow" with "the planet".

fred
04-24-2007, 03:27 PM
I would love to do a story about goth kids that maybe look like cabbage patch kids and have skulls on their eyes….oh wait…shoot.

someone beat you to it

hey chance to plug thanks

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fred
04-24-2007, 03:28 PM
as if running around in skin tight spandex wasn't already enough.


how about an issue of the hulk where he humps a cow? i'd really like to see that

isn't that an old Tom Green bit? It would have to be the gray Hulk

fred
04-24-2007, 03:29 PM
Replace "a cow" with "the planet".

that would make Paris Hilton the new Hulk

fred
04-24-2007, 03:30 PM
OKay then:
refer to the first part of my post and instead of killing off most of the x-men, i'd have them undergo a "secondary mutation" where they all become hidiously deformed crreatures, ala Beak, and the rest of the x-men would be so disgusted with what they've become that they shun them like how humanity has shunned the mutants.

i hate beak, he was gross:p

is this your favorite website? http://www.barnellbohusk.com/

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:33 PM
isn't that an old Tom Green bit? It would have to be the gray Hulk

is it? well i guess i'll have to up the ante by showing full penetration. and i would introduce the new "purple" hulk

fred
04-24-2007, 03:34 PM
you just crossed into fanfic

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:36 PM
and i'll have rob liefeld draw it

mikegraham6
04-24-2007, 03:36 PM
is this your favorite website? http://www.barnellbohusk.com/

:eek: HE HAS FANS!!!! what's wrong with these people:rolleyes:

fred
04-24-2007, 03:38 PM
and i'll have rob liefeld draw it

broken cow ankles

fred
04-24-2007, 03:38 PM
:eek: HE HAS FANS!!!! what's wrong with these people:rolleyes:

I have moderate affection for the character and I'm shocked as well

overgrownbat
04-24-2007, 03:42 PM
and i'll have rob liefeld draw it

I think we have a winner.

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:44 PM
i would replace captain america with usagent

fred
04-24-2007, 03:46 PM
I would make gwen stacy have norman osborn's children

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:49 PM
zombie children?

fred
04-24-2007, 03:50 PM
i think they should be

comhcinc
04-24-2007, 03:52 PM
nice
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comhcinc
04-24-2007, 04:02 PM
robin comes out of the closet, and batman takes a good long look at his life.

kwok_talk
04-24-2007, 04:44 PM
A budding romance between Aunt May and Galactus. Silver Surfer as the herald of love.

alexg
04-24-2007, 05:23 PM
A budding romance between Aunt May and Galactus. Silver Surfer as the herald of love.

I could be wrong but I remember a "What If" from WAY back in which Aunt May turned into the super hero "Golden Oldie" and saved the world from Galactus. I think she baked him a pie or something.