Gone but not forgotten - Captain America, armed with a burrito, gropes women..

[iSteve]

'Captain America' arrested over pants-burrito (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46450&in_page_id=2)

What has the world come to?

[comhcinc]

i think that is the coolest story i have ever read

[fred]

I've used that burrito trick before. It's surprisingly effective

[jimski]

Poor Cap has fallen on some hard times.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0424071capt1.html?

[comhcinc]

you been beat to the punch jimski

[jimski]

I can't keep up with these ****in' forums. I'm an old man!

[fred]

favorite line from jfk:

"It's only going to get worse"

[comhcinc]

Ha!........i got nothing else

[jimski]

I mean it, man. I come back to this site an hour later and there are 150 more posts and three new threads. I can't remember the last time I put something up that hadn't already been posted.

Anyway. Have you guys heard about this "Grindhouse"?

[comhcinc]

I mean it, man. I come back to this site an hour later and there are 150 more posts and three new threads. I can't remember the last time I put something up that hadn't already been posted.

Anyway. Have you guys heard about this "Grindhouse"?

eh? just go with the flow.



grindhouse........ does that have something to do with monkeys?

[paper]

In the sense of an organ-grinder? Or a monkey house?

[comhcinc]

Both!
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[shane1337]

APRIL 24--Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar.

read more here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0424071capt1.html

[conorkilpatrick]

This was already brought up a few times in last week's General Discussion thread.

EDIT - Ah, screw it. This story is wacky enough for its own thread.

[drwally]

The call to 911 is a riot, though I feel sorry for the poor 911 operator. Emergency...means...Emergency, doesn't it? Minutes into the 911 call, the 911 operator is still trying to get some kind of information to identify the "threat" and the dummy that calls it in, is like, waaaaaaay into the call, after tons of questions about who the guy is, what he looks like, what is he dressed like, finally answers, "oh...yeah...he's dressed like Captain America."

Yeah, that might help identify the guy to the police that arrive on the scene...

[fred]

The call to 911 is a riot, though I feel sorry for the poor 911 operator. Emergency...means...Emergency, doesn't it? Minutes into the 911 call, the 911 operator is still trying to get some kind of information to identify the "threat" and the dummy that calls it in, is like, waaaaaaay into the call, after tons of questions about who the guy is, what he looks like, what is he dressed like, finally answers, "oh...yeah...he's dressed like Captain America."

Yeah, that might help identify the guy to the police that arrive on the scene...

well that blows my planned outfit for the weekend

[drwally]

well that blows my planned outfit for the weekend

Have you heard the 911 call? The guy in the Cap costume walks in and out of the bar, he could have taken off by the time the dummy calling it in even gets around to saying what happened. I think the whole call is like 5 minutes long. How long does it take to call 911 and say, "I'm at such and such a bar, a guy in a Captain America costume grabbed my girlfriend's crotch, and he is being so drunk and out of hand the police should come and arrest him."

Took this guy about 5 minutes. Seriously though, can you imagine the poor lady hearing a maniac pound an axe on her door, listening to "Sorry, all 911 lines are busy now, please hold..."

[fred]

that is incredibly funny

[comhcinc]

if it would have been me at the bar it would have been people calling the cops on me after i jump on cap's ass for messing with my girlfriend. what a punk

[fred]

he did have a burrito after all

[comhcinc]

did you watch the video?

[fred]

did you watch the video?

no. I probably will later

[mikegraham6]

the burrito is what MAKES this story. without it, you only have a drunken idiot in a superhero costume. Of all the things you could stuff in your crotch to make your junk look bigger, he picks a burrito??? WTF!

EDIT: Someone needs to post that video ;)

[comhcinc]

EDIT: Someone needs to post that video ;)

i'll see if it is on youtube

[drwally]

if it would have been me at the bar it would have been people calling the cops on me after i jump on cap's ass for messing with my girlfriend. what a punk

Actually, if you listen to the 911 call, it sounds more like the guy got off on saying "this guy grabbed my girlfriend's crotch" over and over and over again to 911. The poor 911 operator tries in vain to get past this to other details like..."Where are you? What does the guy look like?"

"He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

Where are you?

"Oh...some bar. I don't know the name...He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

What does the guy look like?

"Oh, some guy...He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

(and over and over, something like 5 minutes)

[drwally]

Poor Cap has fallen on some hard times.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0424071capt1.html?

As ever, The Smoking Gun has all the relevant material. Thanks to Jimski.

[comhcinc]

Actually, if you listen to the 911 call, it sounds more like the guy got off on saying "this guy grabbed my girlfriend's crotch" over and over and over again to 911. The poor 911 operator tries in vain to get past this to other details like..."Where are you? What does the guy look like?"

"He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

Where are you?

"Oh...some bar. I don't know the name...He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

What does the guy look like?

"Oh, some guy...He grabbed my girlfriend's crotch!"

(and over and over, something like 5 minutes)
yea i notice that. it seem to me the operate want to hang up on the guy and didn't think it was very important.

also the guy admits to getting into a fight with cap. he should have been arrested too. he would be under alabama law anyway

[drwally]

yea i notice that. it seem to me the operate want to hang up on the guy and didn't think it was very important. also the guy admits to getting into a fight with cap. he should have been arrested too. he would be under alabama law anyway

I think we can both agree the police have far more pressing business than these two losers...but, that's police work. Apparently Cap had some weed stashed down one of his red booties. That's a Fred Gag waiting to happen.
If not for drunken idiots, police might actually be able to concentrate on real crime... 911 operators amaze and impress me. They get hysterical people, they get drunken slobs, they have to make sense of it... it's amazing what they deal with... I find 911 calls fascinating to listen to, actually, usually for how the operator handles them - professionalism in the face of chaos is fascinating to me. But, I don't have to take all the idiot phone calls...

[comhcinc]

yeah i would hang up on people like this


btw it's not on youtube(that i can find) so i can't embed it