Fred's 10,000th post pool?

[masherscf]

Okay here's the contest. Everyone but Fred is eligible to play.

Guess the exact date and time that Fred will make his 10,000th post.

Everyone gets only one minute.

You cannot duplicate a previous guess.

Have fun.

My guess June 22, 2007 1:28 EDT

[rabidbadger]

Who's fred?

[njshadow]

Who's Fred?

[masherscf]

Who's Fred?

fred (http://revision3.com/forum/member.php?u=42503) 567890

[ryudo]

Who the **** is fred and why should we care how many posts he has?...why do people care so much about post counts?:confused:

[xibalba]

June 27, 2007 5:29 EDT

[njshadow]

Whoah! That's crazy! Oh well, (Not guessing mathematically by posts per day) but my guess is July 2, 2007 at 5:30 PM.

[kwok_talk]

Fred is awesome.

6/15 9:35am

[magunwarrior]

6/25 5:23 Pm

[scoobydiesel]

6/24 4:12 PM
yeah...guessing can be fun...

[fred]

5/24 at 11:11PM EST

what? I can't play? that sucks

[rabidbadger]

Who the hell are you?

[comhcinc]

Fred rocks!


6/18 at 1:01 pm

[comhcinc]

5/24 at 11:11PM EST

what? I can't play? that sucks

that might be fred's only non ifanboy post

[rabidbadger]

Fred says:

Age:
28
Location:
upstate ny
Occupation:
man whore


Uummm, what you doing later big boy ;)

[fred]

Who the hell are you?

I was the second vagrant on the grassy knoll

(I didn't shoot anyone - I just needed money for liquor)

[fred]

that might be fred's only non ifanboy post

there have been others - mostly here

[muffins]

PLOT TWIST: Fred won't make it because he'll either die first or the site will have some crazy redesign where the forums are lost in a horrible hard drive & magnet accident.

[jgg0610]

July 1st, 12:08 AM

[fred]

Fred says:

Age:
28
Location:
upstate ny
Occupation:
man whore


Uummm, what you doing later big boy ;)

posting 1600 times

oh, is that a spoiler?

[fred]

PLOT TWIST: Fred won't make it because he'll either die first or the site will have some crazy redesign where the forums are lost in a horrible hard drive & magnet accident.

is that a veiled threat on my life?

[comhcinc]

veiled? hardly.

[magunwarrior]

PLOT TWIST: Fred won't make it because he'll either die first or the site will have some crazy redesign where the forums are lost in a horrible hard drive & magnet accident.

Your story needs more explosions and boobs.

[comhcinc]

there are more than enough boobs on this board.....oh wait you menat tits

[rabidbadger]

Most of which are in your av...

[comhcinc]

i'll change it for ya badger

[rabidbadger]

posting 1600 times

oh, is that a spoiler?

My guess, tonight at midnight.

Get posting studpuppy, buying you a drink at closing time...

/bribe

PS, nice hat. But it would look better on my bedpost. :D

[fred]

PS, nice hat. But it would look better on my bedpost. :D

I thought you had a canopy bed.

[rabidbadger]

I thought you had a canopy bed.

How Sweet. You remembered...

And after all those rumple mintz shots I pumped into you ...

Er, sorry, wrong turn of phrase. Kinda ;)

[fred]

let's be honest: it was Rumple Mintze and roofies - you know you'd never get me any other way

[rabidbadger]

Nonsense, the roofies were put in there by my boyfriend. But twas my charm that ultimately won you over. and under. and around. and well... that's tween the three of us.

(We all know I'm just kidding, right?)

[comhcinc]

no. http://www.smileyhut.com/scared/tv_horror.gif

[fred]

Nonsense, the roofies were put in there by my boyfriend. But twas my charm that ultimately won you over. and under. and around. and well... that's tween the three of us.

(We all know I'm just kidding, right?)

that's certainly not the way I remember it

[rabidbadger]

No what? And where did your bewbs go?

[rabidbadger]

that's certainly not the way I remember it

The point was that you wouldn't remember it. Hence the RM shots. But How could you forget the canopy, considering you were dangling from it...

Ooops said to much...

[comhcinc]

No what? And where did your bewbs go?

no to what every you think. same movie differant character

[fred]

The point was that you wouldn't remember it. Hence the RM shots. But How could you forget the canopy, considering you were dangling from it...

Ooops said to much...

tell yourself whatever you have to

[rabidbadger]

Looks like george michael with a candy gun.

http://www.pr-inside.com/images/pics/pr-inside-28420-george-michael.jpg

[rabidbadger]

tell yourself whatever you have to

Dude, you're not taking this seriously, are you? I'm just being a wiseass...

And taunting you into posting 1600 times before midnight of course. :)

[fred]

Dude, you're not taking this seriously, are you? I'm just being a wiseass...

And taunting you into posting 1600 times before midnight of course. :)

I'm joking too. Sarcasm is tough in a text medium.

[rabidbadger]

Sure is. so, what you doing after you post 1600 posts by Midnight. I'll be at Muthers...


;)

[samureye]

Dude, who are you and how do you have so many posts?

[fred]

I'll be trying to recover my memories

[fred]

Dude, who are you and how do you have so many posts?

clearly I'm a robot

[samureye]

Yes! Do you clean floors and bump into things all the time? Can I call you the fredba?

[fred]

I've been called much worse than Fredba so I guess that works

[rabidbadger]

Hey, Fred, where in Upstate NY are you.? What's the nearest city, if you don't wanna be specific?

[fred]

I'm about 10 minutes out of Albany

[samureye]

Fredba, I spilled my cheetos!

[fred]

I'm not equipped with the proper implements to retrieve Cheetos

[rabidbadger]

Dang, Fred, wish I knew you a couple of summers ago. Dad was in the hospital there for months and I had to drive there every weekend with nothing to do after visiting hours cept stay in cheap motels and cry a lot...

[fred]

sorry to hear that

[masherscf]

I used to live in Albany. I got my Ph.D. there. Now, I live near New Paltz.

[rabidbadger]

New Paltz sounds familiar...

Oh yeah, drive by there on the way to friends in Peekskill.

[fred]

Suny, RPI, or Union?

[magunwarrior]

Best.thread.ever.

[samureye]

Token is the best mod ever!

[comhcinc]

i wonder where that came from

[fred]

yes this is a great thread. There should be more threads about me. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[samureye]

It could happen to you in another dimension.

[fred]

It could happen to you in another dimension.

perhaps. Maybe it's actually happening to me in several hundred dimensions all at once.

[comhcinc]

oh oh oh let me explain

[magunwarrior]

I must kill fred and eat his heart to gain his courage, his delicious courage...

Randomness FTW.

I'm bored

[fred]

oh oh oh let me explain

please don't

[samureye]

I want some of your post count.

[comhcinc]

damn it i never get to have any fun..............*********!

[fred]

I want some of your post count.

why? I don't really care about it. It was kind of cool initially but now there isn't really anywhere to go, any new status to attain, anyone to overtake. It's just a number now.

[samureye]

Free. Brownies.

[fred]

oh there are brownies? I didn't know that

[magunwarrior]

why? I don't really care about it. It was kind of cool initially but now there isn't really anywhere to go, any new status to attain, anyone to overtake. It's just a number now.

Actually I think there is another member label 10,000 plus...don't quote me on that.

[magunwarrior]

Free. Brownies.

What kind of brownies?

[fred]

Actually I think there is another member label 10,000 plus...don't quote me on that.

Eliterest Member?

[comhcinc]

there is an option that lets you choice your title after you reach a centain post number. they should enable that.

[fred]

god of ****?

[masherscf]

Suny, RPI, or Union?

Should I say? Just knowing the Albany Area is enough for some smart people to track down my identity.

Pictures of my kids aside, I'd have to maintain enough anonymity so that these posts never show up if someone Google searches my real name. It's just professional management.

After I get tenure, I won't care.

[gi_josh]

Actually I think there is another member label 10,000 plus...don't quote me on that.

Yeah, it's called "Fred"

[tokenuser]

Should I say? Just knowing the Albany Area is enough for some smart people to track down my identity.

Pictures of my kids aside, I'd have to maintain enough anonymity so that these posts never show up if someone Google searches my real name. It's just professional management.

After I get tenure, I won't care.I have the same issue ... except I am staying anon until my WIFE gets tenure.

Ahhhhhh .... post tenure.
Post PhD it was the promise of a big screen TV that got me through.
Post tenure it is the promise of a new car :) (hopefully one that DOESN'T need a baby seat - but who knows).

Academic spouses - we need bribery sometimes too :p

[darron]

Actually I think there is another member label 10,000 plus...don't quote me on that.

For Christ's sake, don't encourage him!

[fred]

Should I say? Just knowing the Albany Area is enough for some smart people to track down my identity.

Pictures of my kids aside, I'd have to maintain enough anonymity so that these posts never show up if someone Google searches my real name. It's just professional management.

After I get tenure, I won't care.

makes sense. I didn't think of that.

[fred]

Yeah, it's called "Fred"

that would actually be awesome

[samureye]

How are you posting so much? What speed connection are you on? What other sites are you on now? What browser? Underwear size?

[fred]

How are you posting so much? What speed connection are you on? What other sites are you on now? What browser? Underwear size?

crystal meth. cable/t1(variable by time of day). virb. IE 7 primarily. XL Boxerbrief - I like the support.

[samureye]

T1 aye? School?

[fred]

nope. at work

[samureye]

Blah, waddaya got home then?

[comhcinc]

you really don't notice that big of a differance as long as you are not downloading big media files. i don't anyway.

[fred]

I have cable at home. they're both pretty decent speed-wise. there's not much of a difference to me for my needs.

[samureye]

Porn much?

[fred]

who me? never
that would be wrong

[rabidbadger]

What? Is this International Change Your Avatar Week?

[fred]

What? Is this International Change Your Avatar Week?

why yes, yes it is

[comhcinc]

What? Is this International Change Your Avatar Week?

you started it.

[magunwarrior]

Bah conformists!

[samureye]

I changed mine before fred!

[magunwarrior]

This thread is full of win.

Random video time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpOENCona1k

[masherscf]

I changed mine before fred!

I change my avatar more often then I change my underwear.

[electricalburn]

I change my avatar more often then I change my underwear.

you and xibalba

[gi_josh]

I change my avatar more often then I change my underwear.

Me too! Except, I've never changed my avatar....so what does that say about the cleanliness of my underwear?

I like it broken in, baby :)

[ariastar]

Fred posts almost exclusively in the iFanboy section, which is why very few people here know who he is.

[fred]

Fred posts almost exclusively in the iFanboy section, which is why very few people here know who he is.

that is true

I change my avatar more often then I change my underwear.
I used to change my avatar 4 or 5 times a week

[rabidbadger]

I used to change my avatar 4 or 5 times a week

That can be fun, but defeats the purpose of the av... If we had image sigs, that would be fun to change, but avs are used for quick id...

i

[damnlife]

Well since Fred is at 8,666 post at the time of me reading this.....My guess will be June 30th he will reach 10,000. What do we win????? LOL

[fred]

the satisfaction of a job well done

[comhcinc]

Well since Fred is at 8,666 post at the time of me reading this.....My guess will be June 30th he will reach 10,000. What do we win????? LOL

the ability to predict the past

[fred]

herpes


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[samureye]

Ooooh, one contest I'm glad to lose.

[kowgod]

On post 9,423... I'm disabling post counts :D

[fred]

that would be really funny

[gi_josh]

that would be really funny

But lets be honest, a little part of you would die...

[fred]

not really

it doesn't do nearly as much for me as people think that it does

[rabidbadger]

It's all in the communication. Not the nubers...

"I learned something tonight"

/stan Marsh

[chuckles]

Guess what Fred's title will be when he reaches 10K posts???

-chuckles-

[klitzy]

Guess what Fred's title will be when he reaches 10K posts???

-chuckles-

The ultimate loser?

[chuckles]

The ultimate loser?

Dude!! I am a little more creative than that!! Besides that title was already reserved for me :)

I never thought you to be such a hater... klitzy used to be klitzy++++ now it is simply klitzy

-chuckles-

[rabidbadger]

chuckles and klitzy sitting in a tree....

[chuckles]

chuckles and klitzy sitting in a tree....

I prefer older men... so no tree sitting with klitzy for me... sorry..

-chuckles-

[klitzy]

Dude!! I am a little more creative than that!! Besides that title was already reserved for me :)

I never thought you to be such a hater... klitzy used to be klitzy++++ now it is simply klitzy

-chuckles-

Hahaha...Too much haterade I guess. You ought to put Ultimate Loser under my name now just for that.

*Klitzy realizes he ruined the moment and it would have been so much better if chuckles did that on his own*

[fred]

So what's this new title?

(bite me klitzy)

[chuckles]

So what's this new title?

(bite me klitzy)

You'll find out in about 16 days or so... :)

-chuckles-

[fred]

is it Fred? that would be amusing

[rabidbadger]

I prefer older men... so no tree sitting with klitzy for me... sorry..

-chuckles-

Um, ahem, cough, duh, hey hi. (see orgy thread) dude! :eek:

[damnlife]

Has anyone really done the math on this. Fred joined Jan. of 2007 and he now has over 9,000 post. That's only five months! What is the average number of post a day?

[chuckles]

Has anyone really done the math on this. Fred joined Jan. of 2007 and he now has over 9,000 post. That's only five months! What is the average number of post a day?

Try looking up his profile... :)

-chuckles-

[rabidbadger]

Dont need to just check his profile:

"Total Posts: 9,156 (67.69 posts per day)"

[rabidbadger]

Either the guy needs a hobby or he has one here. :)

[chuckles]

Either the guy needs a hobby or he has one here. :)

There could be worse things that he can be doing.. some of which I like..

-chuckles-

[rabidbadger]

dude, you are a man after my own hard, er heart...

Just lose the smoking baby av so I don't feel guilty hittin on you.


;)

[chuckles]

dude, you are a man after my own hard, er heart...

Just lose the smoking baby av so I don't feel guilty hittin on you.


;)

Sometimes guilty pleasures are the best... not insinuating that it is a pleasure to be hittin' on me...

-chuckles-

[fred]

I have hobbies. I don't sleep. This makes it easier to get them all in.

[rabidbadger]

'tis for me, oh and I forgot to say "fake" flirting. Only real flirt here with d00ds wh0 want it, (and you know who you are, pahtl... oops)

[chuckles]

'tis for me, oh and I forgot to say "fake" flirting. Only real flirt here with d00ds wh0 want it, (and you know who you are, pahtl... oops)

Well if you're not gonna be genuine.. forget it!! :(

-chuckles-

[rabidbadger]

You wannit just ask, big boy, just trying not to be rude if you're just kidding...

I'm such a sweetheart, never wanna step on toe, unless that's a hobby....


aaaaaaand we're back on topic. kinda. :)

[klitzy]

Hi my name is awkward moment...I will just be here for a second and then I will pass on my way.

[chuckles]

Woah!! He is closing in on 10,000!! Should be within the next 4 days or so. He is going to love his new user title. :)

-chuckles-

[fred]

yaaaaay 7890

[tokenuser]

My bet is June 20, sometime between 3:30 and 4:30pm EDT, if we need to narrow it down, I would say 4:11pm EDT.

[fred]

it's going to be way before that

[tokenuser]

Nah. I'm banning you until 4:10 :D

[magunwarrior]

Heh pragernated.

[magunwarrior]

My bet is June 20, sometime between 3:30 and 4:30pm EDT,

Bwahaha, off by a couple minutes there ;)

[fred]

what the hell does pragernated even mean?

[magunwarrior]

That you have been impregnated by the the impragenator. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Prager)

[fred]

ah - ok. um yeah
thanks for the assist

[rabidbadger]

That you have been impregnated by the the impragenator. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Prager)

David Prager
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
David Lawrence Prager is one of the key members of the Revision3 Corporation. He is currently the Chief Operating Officer and Vice President of Programming of the company. He also helps out with Diggnation, the weekly podcast/vidcast about the social bookmarking news and technology website Digg. Despite his position, the hosts Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht often speak with him or ask questions during tapings of Diggnation.
He is also a frequent participant on the podcast This Week in Tech.

And I would add this if they would let me: He is also intolerably handsome.

So, therefore, by extention, is Fred... :cool:

[gi_josh]

David Prager
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
David Lawrence Prager is one of the key members of the Revision3 Corporation. He is currently the Chief Operating Officer and Vice President of Programming of the company. He also helps out with Diggnation, the weekly podcast/vidcast about the social bookmarking news and technology website Digg. Despite his position, the hosts Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht often speak with him or ask questions during tapings of Diggnation.
He is also a frequent participant on the podcast This Week in Tech.

And I would add this if they would let me: He is also intolerably handsome.

So, therefore, by extention, is Fred... :cool:

So, Fred is handsome because he was "pragernated" by Prager, who happens to be handsome? Does that mean that that I'm actually a female hottie because one time a female hottie slapped me in the face?

[fred]

Does that mean that that I'm actually a female hottie because one time a female hottie slapped me in the face?

I'm having a hard time following this too but I believe that the answer is "yes".

[masherscf]

Bwahaha, off by a couple minutes there ;)

I was off by 2 days :(

[magunwarrior]

6/25 5:23 Pm

I was off by a bit...

[gi_josh]

I'm having a hard time following this too but I believe that the answer is "yes".

Good to know.