The Weekly Battle passing the mantle

[the-screw-on-aaron]

I've been really busy lately and haven't been on the site as much as i used to be. This is due mostly to the fact that I'm moving to England for drama school soon and have been preparing for that. Consequentially I haven't been doing The Weekly Battles the last couple of weeks and they didn't seem that popular anyways.

Anyway I thought if anybody else wants to pick up where I left off feel free to do so. Maybe someone has some really interesting battles that they would to geek out with everybody else on a weekly basis:). Well it was fun while it lasted.

[mister-s]

I'd like to take a crack, if I may.

How about Rick from Walking Dead vs. Ash from Army of Darkness?

[the-screw-on-aaron]

I'd like to take a crack, if I may.

How about Rick from Walking Dead vs. Ash from Army of Darkness?

The my guest mister s:)

I don't know much about Ash so I really can't say too much on it. I think he's the guy with a chainsaw am right? In that case considering Rick is missing a hand at have to give it to chainsaw man.

[r0blaw]

Well I think Rick is braver than Ash. But Ash is the man. Just look what he did with his Oldsmobile 88 when he was in the 13th Century! And using his college chemistry book to make gunpowder. Not to mention his chainsaw hand, the gauntlet hand, boomstick, and he knows how to use the Necrenomicon. Ash wins this one hands....um hand down.

[mister-s]

Hmm... I'm not so sure. Ash definitely has his faults.

[mastap]

Hmm... I'm not so sure. Ash definitely has his faults.

Yes, but they don't impare his awsomeness, they just serve mostly as comic relief (guessing, havn't seen all the movies)

[darron]

That's a REALLY good one, mister s. Now, is it Ash WITH Chainsaw or Ash WITHOUT chainsaw? By the same accord, is it Rick WITH hammer or Rick WITHOUT hammer?


I have no answer either way. I'm gonna have to think about this one. Ash is easily one of my favorite characters in film, but Rick is P.I.M.P. I'll get back to ya.

[itsbecca]

Woah. This matchup blew my mind. We do need some clarification on weapons though.

Does Ash have boomstick, chainsaw or metal hand?

Is this current Rick, or does this rick have a gun?

On the one hand Rick is freaking crazy go nuts. He's unpredictable. But then again this could be his downfall. Ash has a lot of experience and that would include experience with crazy people who aren't dealing well with the zombies/deadites.

Boomstick Ash v. any sort of Rick: Ash wins

Chainsaw Ash v. Gun Rick: Rick Wins (sorry... gun wins.)

Chainsaw Ash v. Hammer Rick: Ash wins. (sorry... chainsaw wins.)

Metal Hand Ash v. No weapon Rick: This is the closest. It would be a good fight. But I'm gonna give it to Ash for aforementioned reasons. He'll have the cooler head.

Oh yeah...
Boomstick Ash v. Gun Rick: From a distance, it will be Rick. Point blank? No one wins.


BUT any way you hack it Ash will be the more amusing of the two contestants. Rick will just make us feel sad and/or pensive.

[mister-s]

SPOILER ALERT!

Let's say no chainsaws, boomsticks only. One armed zombie killer vs. one armed zombie killer.

You think Rick'll get some sort attachment for his stump?

[itsbecca]

SPOILER ALERT!

Let's say no chainsaws, boomsticks only. One armed zombie killer vs. one armed zombie killer.

You think Rick'll get some sort attachment for his stump?

SPOILER STILL


which hand did he lose? His left or his right?

[mister-s]

I'm forgetting. RIght?

[itsbecca]

You're right, so he can still use a gun. I'll stick with what I said, handgun beats boomstick at long range. Boomstick ****s you short range. BUT if his kids around then ash get's one to the head from that sharp shooter. Is that against the rules?