I use..

[samureye]

tough actin' tenactin.

What do you use?

[fred]

cruex
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[samureye]

I use suntan lotion.

[fred]

baby oil
and
crisco

[tokenuser]

Yak butter and a bicycle pump.

Never used yak butter? Just watch, at the next Apple evangelism event the Reverend Doctor Stevie J will refer to the new iPhone relationship as being "smooth as yak butter".

[waldingrl]

A purplr panda costume and a rusty scalpel.

[samureye]

I use(d) to bathe.

Token, shouldn't it be "It's like budda."?

[scoobydiesel]

criso in a can 0_0

[popltree2]

Google and uTorrent.