'General Discussion: CANCELLED: There Will Be No' - General Discussion for 6/20/07

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Due to extreme popularity and extreme levels of high octane awesome, the weekly General Discussion thread has been cancelled for the week of 6/20/07. Discussion of a General nature will resume next week in the General Discussion thread for the week of 6/27/07 in the weekly General Discussion thread. But until then, there will be no General Discussing, as such.

You can mourn in this mourning receptacle area. Or just shoot the breeze.

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This sucks. If we were doing General Discussion this week I'd totally be asking you guys this:

With Summer officially starting on Thursday, what kind of summer plans does everybody have? Any vacations lined up? Any summer projects? How are you staying cool during these lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer?

[fred]

I'm taking a week off next month to sleep

[k33k3r]

Just picnics, graduation parties and weddings. No big vacation since I used up most of my time off from work with the honeymoon. So I guess that was my vacation for the year other than the long weekend we are going down to Deep Creek Maryland for.

[fred]

Maryland is nice. I've been through there before. very clean and friendly

[kahunablair]

I'm taking a few days off next week to attend Creationfest . It's a 4 day concert festival, think of Woodstock, but with crazy Christians instead.
Should be a good time. I'm going to be camping out the whole time, so that should be interesting. I haven't camped for quite a few years, so that'll be cool too.

[fred]

don't eat the brown communion wafers

[paper]

But the Kool Aid is delicious.

The spec is finally going to Hollywood today.

[fred]

nice. good news

and the kool-aid is jim jones purple

[mikegraham6]

Awesome news paper,
As for my plans, i will be vegging out at my cottage on the Big Rideau Lake, I just hope the weather gets to be a little nicer for the summer, i think mother nature hates us

[paper]

Haha..have you guys seen Gary Coleman's Cash Call commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJMS5OrdAcg&NR=1

[davegraham]

Have you seen today's Shortpacked (http://www.shortpacked.com/)? It is pretty gosh darn funny. Maybe Willis should be writing Iron Man.

[fred]

Gary Coleman will do anything for money. Need to advertise your loansharking? Gary Coleman. Need a security guard? Gary Coleman. Need a fluffer for your gangbang? Gary Coleman.

[paper]

Have you seen today's Shortpacked (http://www.shortpacked.com/)? It is pretty gosh darn funny. Maybe Willis should be writing Iron Man.

Whatchoo talkin' about? Willis?



I honestly couldn't help it.

[davegraham]

I was lost for a second when Gary Coleman was mentioned.

[paper]

'tis a very angry web comic.

[labor_days]

Have you seen today's Shortpacked (http://www.shortpacked.com/)? It is pretty gosh darn funny. Maybe Willis should be writing Iron Man.Sonofa*****, Iron Man is making a compelling argument for his actions. Honestly, I never thought the Mutant Rights issue in those terms. Non-mutant guilt, I suppose.

[fred]

I've never seen Shortpacked before. That was funny

[jimski]

Just makes me hate 'im more.

I was just thinking this morning about how Iron Man in World War Hulk gave America his Lou Gehrig speech, strapped on his tank armor, and went plowing right into the Hulk. Did he never think of, say, circling the Hulk and trying to talk to him for a couple of seconds? "Say, Bruce... can I call you Bruce? Is Bruce in there?" Anything? Use your words, Anthony!

[fred]

sometimes you have to jump right in

the Hulk didn't look like he wanted to have tea and discuss it

[jimski]

I think they could have had a really healthy, open exchange of ideas. A hug? Too much to hope for?

[fred]

I think it is.

[labor_days]

Just makes me hate 'im more.

I was just thinking this morning about how Iron Man in World War Hulk gave America his Lou Gehrig speech, strapped on his tank armor, and went plowing right into the Hulk. Did he never think of, say, circling the Hulk and trying to talk to him for a couple of seconds? "Say, Bruce... can I call you Bruce? Is Bruce in there?" Anything? Use your words, Anthony!

Based on the "chat" Blackbolt and the Hulk had, I think the time for discussin' was over when they lit the fuse on that rocket that sent Hulk into space.

[jimski]

I was just at ye olde shoppe picking up my books. While I wouldn't say I "read" it in any meaningful way, it looked like Iron Man this week-- SPOILER, I guess, ALERT-- is just a retelling of WWH #1 from Tony's point of view, for those of you looking to economize. The shopkeep also told me that Ghost Rider is a WWH tie-in in the sense that the Hulk is on like the last page. I couldn't see for myself, as the shop was shorted Ghost Riders this week, marking the first time the phrase "Ghost Rider shortage" has ever been uttered.

[labor_days]

The shopkeep also told me that Ghost Rider is a WWH tie-in in the sense that the Hulk is on like the last page. I couldn't see for myself, as the shop was shorted Ghost Riders this week, marking the first time the phrase "Ghost Rider shortage" has ever been uttered.
Dang. Here I was under the impression Hulk and Ghostie were going to have a helluva fight based on the cover art. Silly me. :rolleyes:

[fred]

don't fall for it. ghost rider sucks

[davegraham]

Based on the "chat" Blackbolt and the Hulk had, I think the time for discussin' was over when they lit the fuse on that rocket that sent Hulk into space.

What if there was a fuse to ignite the rocket? I picture the propane torch on Tony's armor going out. The Hulk starting to wake up. Mr. Fantastic flapping his rubbery hands and nervously whining that the Hulk is coming to. Finally, Dr. Strange, disgusted over Reed's nervous dancing, casts a spell that ignites the fuse. In the background Black Bolt silently watches the whole display shaking his head, embarrassed to be in the Illuminati.

[mikegraham6]

Mr. Fantastic flapping his rubbery hands and nervously whining that the Hulk is coming to.

this reminded me of Olive Oil from the old popeye cartoons

[labor_days]

What if there was a fuse to ignite the rocket? I picture the propane torch on Tony's armor going out. The Hulk starting to wake up. Mr. Fantastic flapping his rubbery hands and nervously whining that the Hulk is coming to. Finally, Dr. Strange, disgusted over Reed's nervous dancing, casts a spell that ignites the fuse. In the background Black Bolt silently watches the whole display shaking his head, embarrassed to be in the Illuminati.

Pretty sure WWH: Prologue was missing this scene.

[mikegraham6]

anyone know where comhcinc has disappeared to? feels like that guy hasn't posted in ages!

[labor_days]

Seems to be some general discussing going on in this thread. I thought general discussion was cancelled...

[fred]

he still posts in general discussion

[fred]

my reviews are up at virb (http://www.virb.com/idontknow/blog/134405)

I expect that the Shit Book will be quite controversial.

[mastap]

Geez fred, I dissapear for a week and you break ten thousand

[fred]

prolific I is

[mastap]

I dont think it will be that contraversial considering you only gave it a b and apologized

[fred]

there is that aspect of it of course

[paper]

You should have said the shit book was JLA. You're gonna download it and hate it anyway, right?

[fred]

yes. I didn't read it today though

[labor_days]

Not too keen on the Lightning Saga, are we? It's been...ok, I suppose.

[mastap]

yeah... about JLA, can anybody tell me what the **** happened, or what the purpose of it was?

[paper]

I don't hate it, but I didn't like it enough to get this last one.

And..Fred's had a thing with the cover of this one for a while now. I was kinda looking forward to this day actually. Like if they scheduled a train wreck in advance.

Alright. Time to read my books and wait for responses to the personal ad I posted in the video show thread.

[fred]

Is it Saturday by the way? I've just realized that I'm the only one of my fellow workers to show up to the office so far. It's nearly 11:15. I have no idea why I'm not laying on the conference table watching a movie.

[k33k3r]

Maybe they got the pink slip and you are the only lucky one left?

That is kinda odd though. You must have missed a memo.

[fred]

situation still holding
11:30 all alone

[k33k3r]

I recomend a long lunch.....

[davegraham]

situation still holding
11:30 all alone

How much longer before you start strutting around the place nekkid? Thirty minutes ago?

[fred]

How much longer before you start strutting around the place nekkid? Thirty minutes ago?

who says I wore clothes here in the first place?

[kahunablair]

See my work isn't ever completely full, but I still get hassled for not wearing pants!
I of course still wear a tie, but that's just because I'm classy.

[k33k3r]

Well I know you work with webservers and such but I guess none of us asked for what kind of company.....

[k33k3r]

See my work isn't ever completely full, but I still get hassled for not wearing pants!
I of course still wear a tie, but that's just because I'm classy.

When you sit behind a desk anyways who can tell if you wear pants. They can tell if you don't wear a tie though.

[fred]

Well I know you work with webservers and such but I guess none of us asked for what kind of company.....

primarily goat porn.

in other related news - there are now 2 of us and from what I understand that will be it for today. nice

[davegraham]

When you sit behind a desk anyways who can tell if you wear pants. They can tell if you don't wear a tie though.

They can never tell and I don't have to wear a tie to work.

[fred]

They can never tell and I don't have to wear a tie to work.

I don't have to wear one most days either. If I don't have any meetings, I can wear a t-shirt and shorts.

[kahunablair]

They can never tell and I don't have to wear a tie to work.

Well I walk around just to show off the fact that I'm pant-less. I'm a strange proud little man.

I don't have to wear a shirt and tie, I can get away with a preppy shirt and khakis. I'm just the youngest manager here, so I try to go above and beyond when it comes to professionalism.

[mikegraham6]

Wow, we're like, the same person. Me too.

Must be a canadian thing.

Do you like Maple syrup and hockey????? cause i do!:D

EDIT: had to say it before someone else did ;)

[cam-]

Do you like Maple syrup and hockey????? cause i do!:D

EDIT: had to say it before someone else did ;)

I do!!! Plus I know what a touque (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touque) is.

[mikegraham6]

I do!!! Plus I know what a touque (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touque) is.

i love how you posted a wiki link for Touque!
remember this:
"A touque is hat!
A chesterfield is a couch!
And it is prononced Zed! not Zee, ZED!"

I am Canadian!:D

[kahunablair]

i love how you posted a wiki link for Touque!
remember this:
"A touque is hat!
A chesterfield is a couch!
And it is prononced Zed! not Zee, ZED!"

I am Canadian!:D

I almost wanted to change my nationality after watching those commercials!

[mikegraham6]

I almost wanted to change my nationality after watching those commercials!

it brought the entire country together....

[darron]

But the Kool Aid is delicious.

The spec is finally going to Hollywood today.

I was about to PM you and ask about that. Great news, man! Keep me up to date, my friend. I must know the latest!

[paper]

Thanks, man.

If you're interested I posted a very different kind of script page in the Writer/Artist thread just an hour or so ago.

[paper]

Make your own Green Lantern ring! (http://www.instructables.com/id/EUS0W80F2XW9PF4/)

Spotted on Gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/underwear-perverts/how-to-make-your-own-green-lantern-ring-271104.php).

[kahunablair]

I'm going to make a bunch and wear them all at the same time. Then I'll run around the park screaming "I'm crazy Hal Jordan! Fear me!" at all the little kids.

[fred]

and they won't get it because it didn't happen in Naruto and then you'll be sad

[paper]

I almost made the exact same joke.

I don't want to live in a world where there are more kids who know all 48 state capitals than know who Hal Jordan is.

[fred]

I almost continued that but I figured it would pass unappreciated. tks

I was going to say:

and they won't get it because it didn't happen in Naruto and then you'll be sad and then 10 years from now you'll be sitting next to me on a park bench feeding the pigeons mumbling about how they are the only ones that have any respect for tradition anymore.

[mastap]

Does anyone know if those Black Panther submissions were posted? I've been away for a few weeks but I havnt seen them on the main site

[ronxo]

Does anyone know if those Black Panther submissions were posted? I've been away for a few weeks but I havnt seen them on the main site

you haven't missed anything - we've been super busy this month - but we're going to get these up within the next few days - look for it on iFanboy.com and we'll post it here...please accept my humble apologies for the lateness

[mastap]

you haven't missed anything - we've been super busy this month - but we're going to get these up within the next few days - look for it on iFanboy.com and we'll post it here...please accept my humble apologies for the lateness

No need to apologize. Thanks though, looking forward to seein them.

[big-doze]

Make your own Green Lantern ring! (http://www.instructables.com/id/EUS0W80F2XW9PF4/)

Spotted on Gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/underwear-perverts/how-to-make-your-own-green-lantern-ring-271104.php).

How mad do you think my girlfriend would be if I knelt down on one knee, held up a ring box and said "Darling, I promis to love you forever, in brightest day..." and as she openned the box, containing the glowing version, "and in blackest night!"

I'd have the GL symbol indented in my forehead... which would be kinda cool, actually.

[fred]

you'd have to get her to put it on for that to happen
I don't think that would happen

[kahunablair]

Not if she threw it hard enough. I had a cousin who once had the front headlight from a toy Ecto-1 imprinted into his forehead for a day or two.

[fred]

I didn't think of that

[paper]

Just found out about a part-time job as a Quality Checker at an office a couple blocks down (I'm on campus today to do some writing). I'm gonna head down for an application and to meet my potential boss (my professor's new wife).

Wish me luck!

[fred]

good luck paper

[conorkilpatrick]

Good luck!

(What would you be checking the quality of? Hopefully it's pie.)

[mikegraham6]

knock it outta the park buddy:D

[fred]

you should do the entire interview as Frank Cho

[paper]

Thanks. I think they do database stuff for medical schools? I Googled the acronym (ECFMG) "Educational Commission for Foreign Medical Graduates."

14 bucks an hour though!

[conorkilpatrick]

Thanks. I think they do database stuff for medical schools? I Googled the acronym (ECFMG) "Educational Commission for Foreign Medical Graduates."

14 bucks an hour though!

Hmm... it's not pie but it will do.

[cam-]

Bonne chance Paper.

(that's french for good luck papier. Sort of)

[mikegraham6]

Bonne chance Paper.

(that's french for good luck papier. Sort of)

You live in Toronto and you know french? good man!



French sucks balls by the way

[k33k3r]

I'm with you Conor. Wouldn't that be amazing to get paid $14/hr to be a pie tester. I wonder how long it would take for you to become afraid of pie?

[cam-]

I'm with you Conor. Wouldn't that be amazing to get paid $14/hr to be a pie tester. I wonder how long it would take for you to become afraid of pie?

Not long.

Just a couple of really bad ones.

[kahunablair]

Best of luck Paper!

[paper]

Christ, filling out applications is hard. Serves me right for not having an up to date resume with all my employer contact info on this laptop. It was spur of the moment though. 10 positions available, so I'm hopeful. I should be getting a call to come in and interview next week.

Employment is good right? It means I can buy comics.

[fred]

you could always become a prostitute

[cam-]

Hey Fred. Pragernated? What does that mean? (besides 10000, congrats man)

[fred]

apparently it means impregnated by (Alex/Mitch/steveDave - I can't remember) Prager. I guess he's the COO of Rev3.

very creative. I wait with baited breath to find out what I'll become at 20K.

[paper]

you could always become a prostitute

I could continue that, sure. But I want to get to the point where I don't hurt when it rains.

I'm also planning a yard sale. I hope you want some used Power Rangers, world.

[cam-]

apparently it means impregnated by (Alex/Mitch/steveDave - I can't remember) Prager. I guess he's the COO of Rev3.

very creative. I wait with baited breath to find out what I'll become at 20K.

Ahhh, any idea who won the "when will Fred hit 10000" wager?

[paper]

We all won. In a way.

[k33k3r]

apparently it means impregnated by (Alex/Mitch/steveDave - I can't remember) Prager. I guess he's the COO of Rev3.

very creative. I wait with baited breath to find out what I'll become at 20K.

I just know that the Diggnation guys always ask him questions during their show. He often gets then beer and what not as well.

[cam-]

I could continue that, sure. But I want to get to the point where I don't hurt when it rains.

I'm also planning a yard sale. I hope you want some used Power Rangers, world.

I had a used power ranger once. Less range than before.

It led to a messy breakup.

[fred]

I could continue that, sure. But I want to get to the point where I don't hurt when it rains.


Is it your knees? You could just start bringing a lawn chair out with you "on the stroll".


I'm also planning a yard sale. I hope you want some used Power Rangers, world.

that was really funny and I wanted to point it out rather than clipping it out of the quote because my comment referenced the first part of yours. kudos sir.

[conorkilpatrick]

apparently it means impregnated by (Alex/Mitch/steveDave - I can't remember) Prager. I guess he's the COO of Rev3.

David Prager (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Prager).

[fred]

I just know that the Diggnation guys always ask him questions during their show. He often gets then beer and what not as well.

yes. I actually learned this fact on wikipedia - oddly enough. I don't really watch any of the shows here other than iFanboy.

[fred]

David Prager (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Prager).

so .... steveDave was close then. Sweet!

[fred]

I had a used power ranger once. Less range than before.

It led to a messy breakup.

I used a power ranger once, but it was only for sex.

[k33k3r]

I used a power ranger once, but it was only for sex.

Blue, Black or Red?

[fred]

sadly it was all of them

[k33k3r]

HAHAHA, wow! Good stuff my friend. Have a good weekend everyone.

[paper]

Thanks, Fred.

Have a good weekend, k33k3r.

[k33k3r]

Thanks, Paper and good luck with the job stuff.

Applications can be a pain in the arse.

[fred]

have fun k33k3r

[mikegraham6]

I just found out (an hour before i leave work) that monday is a civic holiday and i have a long weekend!
I just started a new job across the river in Quebec and Monday is St. Jean Baptist day (which isn't a holiday in Ontario, where i live) so i got the day off! what sucks though, is that all my family and friends will be working so i can't hang out with them, plus i miss out on the Ontario civic holiday in August.
But still, it's cool news to hear an hour before i leave:)

[cam-]

NIce, LONG WEEKEND!!

Hey Mike I might be coming out to Ottawa for the Blues Fest. THe first weekend of it anyways.

My wife wants to check out Sarah Harmer, I'm more interested in the white stripes. We're just trying to work out schedules now.

[mikegraham6]

NIce, LONG WEEKEND!!

Hey Mike I might be coming out to Ottawa for the Blues Fest. THe first weekend of it anyways.

My wife wants to check out Sarah Harmer, I'm more interested in the white stripes. We're just trying to work out schedules now.

NICE MAN! i've got the festival pass, i'll be there every night. Though i heard that the Van Morrison show isn't included with the pass, i have to look into that and if so i will be very disappointed.
Im looking forward to see a ton of acts there :white stripes, bob dylan, Van Morrison, George Clinton, alexisonfire, sam roberts, the list goes on and on. Bluesfest ROCKS!

[cam-]

Yeah it's a pretty sweet line-up. Sadly I can't make the second weekend as I'm in dress rehearsals, but one weekend is better than none.

[mikegraham6]

Yeah it's a pretty sweet line-up. Sadly I can't make the second weekend as I'm in dress rehearsals, but one weekend is better than none.

who are you going to be able to see?

[cam-]

who are you going to be able to see?

Definately Sarah Harmer, like I said the wife is crazy for her.

If I can get out of work we'll see Joel Plaskett and the White Stripes for sure.

Sat is iffy, George Thoroughgood? Bela Fleck? I'll know more soon when schedules are worked out.

[mikegraham6]

Definately Sarah Harmer, like I said the wife is crazy for her.

If I can get out of work we'll see Joel Plaskett and the White Stripes for sure.

Sat is iffy, George Thoroughgood? Bela Fleck? I'll know more soon when schedules are worked out.

Bad to the bone baby! honestly thats the only thoroughgood song i know. Im excited for this if only because i'll be exposed to so much music that i dont normally listen to. I figure if i have a festival pass i might as well see every show i can right?

[paper]

Cool. My interview's on Wednesday.

Sounds like a fun concert, guys.

Speaking of Canada...

I just met up with a highschool buddy who's currently working at a place that does chemical engineering for fast food meats (one of his bosses invented the chicken nugget! Thereby responsible for about 74% of my body chemistry!) Anyways, I am told that no one should ever order anything with chicken from a Canadian Quiznos.

[cam-]

Bad to the bone baby! honestly thats the only thoroughgood song i know. Im excited for this if only because i'll be exposed to so much music that i dont normally listen to. I figure if i have a festival pass i might as well see every show i can right?

Really? YOu don't know "if you don't start drinking I'm gonna leave"? Or "One Bourbon, One Scotch and one Beer"? or "Move it on over"? or "Who do you love?"?

All great songs you've probably heard (on like, Pizza Hut radio or something)and not realized who they were by.

[paper]

"Pizza Hut radio"?

[cam-]

Cool. My interview's on Wednesday.

Break a leg man.


Speaking of Canada...

I just met up with a highschool buddy who's currently working at a place that does chemical engineering for fast food meats (one of his bosses invented the chicken nugget! Thereby responsible for about 74% of my body chemistry!) Anyways, I am told that no one should ever order anything with chicken from a Canadian Quiznos.

Really? Good to know.

Stupid overpriced Quizno's.;)

[cam-]

"Pizza Hut radio"?

You know, whatever station the Hut's all play that's like the same ten songs aNd has been for all my life.

You know classics like:

Caught an Angel in my pocket,
Bad to the Bone
something by Destiny's Child
and a Stones song.

[mikegraham6]

i was listening to the newest Around Comics today (a great episode by the way, check it out) and they were discussing Frank Miller. They also played snipets of an interview with John Byrne where he talks about Miller.
My question is what has Byrne done that given him such a bad reputation amoungst comic fans? I always loved his art and even some of his writting but it seems that whenever he comes up people always mention how much of a jerk he is. What'd he do? He seemed pretty civil on AC and was more than kind in his praise for Miller.
Can anyone answer this for me?

[fred]

Really? YOu don't know "if you don't start drinking I'm gonna leave"? Or "One Bourbon, One Scotch and one Beer"? or "Move it on over"? or "Who do you love?"?

All great songs you've probably heard (on like, Pizza Hut radio or something)and not realized who they were by.

kick ass songs all of them

one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer is in my top 100 songs

[fred]

i was listening to the newest Around Comics today (a great episode by the way, check it out) and they were discussing Frank Miller. They also played snipets of an interview with John Byrne where he talks about Miller.
My question is what has Byrne done that given him such a bad reputation amoungst comic fans? I always loved his art and even some of his writting but it seems that whenever he comes up people always mention how much of a jerk he is. What'd he do? He seemed pretty civil on AC and was more than kind in his praise for Miller.
Can anyone answer this for me?

Byrne is or was very active on his message boards. He would frequently ban people for disagreeing with him about anything. He has also used it and the media to feud with many creators (including Bendis I believe) throughout the years. He also seems to be of the opinion that he is the greatest thing ever to happen to comics.


RE: Pizza Hut Radio

During college, I worked at Pizza Hut for a while. You would not believe HOW ****ING ANNOYING Pizza Hut Radio can be during a 15 hour shift.

[cam-]

Byrne is or was very active on his message boards. He would frequently ban people for disagreeing with him about anything. He has also used it and the media to feud with many creators (including Bendis I believe) throughout the years. He also seems to be of the opinion that he is the greatest thing ever to happen to comics.


RE: Pizza Hut Radio

During college, I worked at Pizza Hut for a while. You would not believe HOW ****ING ANNOYING Pizza Hut Radio can be during a 15 hour shift.

Is it Peter David he's feuded with the most? I think so, if I remember correctly he and David had a long feud regarding some spoiler pages that were released somehow.

RE: Pizza Hut Radio

YES I knew it existed!! Thanks for verifying Fred.

"I love you always forever near or far close or together"

(not a confession of love to Fred, but rather another example of Pizza Hut radio.)

[fred]

Is it Peter David he's feuded with the most? I think so, if I remember correctly he and David had a long feud regarding some spoiler pages that were released somehow.

RE: Pizza Hut Radio

YES I knew it existed!! Thanks for verifying Fred.

"I love you always forever near or far close or together"

(not a confession of love to Fred, but rather another example of Pizza Hut radio.)

The most annoying PHR song ever was "Say my name" for me, until the holiday season when it became every annoying Christmas song ever recorded.

There was a long-standing Byrne/David feud. If I remember right, someone died in Alpha Flight #11. David worked in Marvel sales or promotion at the time. They gave him promotional materials to hand out at a con. Byrne claims that the pages spoiled the death and that David did it on purpose. David claims there were no spoilers and that Byrne approved the pages.

Why would David do it on purpose? God only knows. Byrne is a ****ing wacko.

[cam-]

That's right! Man I should know that, Alpha Flight after all.

[fred]

ok. I found an article on it. I was mostly right. Read it here (http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2006/08/31/fight-byrne-vs-david/) if you like. I will advise you NOT to click through to the post that began it on the Byrne board. I read the first page and it gave me heartburn. He's such a ****stick.

[itsbecca]

Where's the what's up for the weekend thread? I want to whine about having my dormant ebay account stolen.

[cam-]

ok. I found an article on it. I was mostly right. Read it here (http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2006/08/31/fight-byrne-vs-david/) if you like. I will advise you NOT to click through to the post that began it on the Byrne board. I read the first page and it gave me heartburn. He's such a ****stick.

Whoo, I scanned and caught something that may or may not be true, but if it is. .. he IS a dick. That's like F-ing with Joss' Mojo.

So yeah, Fred's right, don't click through, just cause of potential spoilers.

[cam-]

Where's the what's up for the weekend thread? I want to whine about having my dormant ebay account stolen.

Could always do that here, though you're right, what IS up for the weekend.

[itsbecca]

:( My ebay account was hacked.


Hmmm...

Not as rich for discussion as I thought.

No but seriously, it was weird. I haven't used it for years, it's a screenname I haven't used for years... and suddenly I get emails detailing 20 new listings? Buah? Now I have to change all my passwords. Damn you internet!

[paper]

Dude, that blows. Hope everything gets straightened out.

[cam-]

:( My ebay account was hacked.


Hmmm...

Not as rich for discussion as I thought.

No but seriously, it was weird. I haven't used it for years, it's a screenname I haven't used for years... and suddenly I get emails detailing 20 new listings? Buah? Now I have to change all my passwords. Damn you internet!

I was with a friend just the other day who got a whole bunch of alerts on his blackberry about e-bay. He was like WTF!!

[itsbecca]

I've wrangled back hold of it at this point (still changing various passwords though).

I'm really dissapointed I couldn't find the new credit card mr. random internet guy supposedly added. I could've gotten some stuff on amazon.

[fred]

I'm really dissapointed I couldn't find the new credit card mr. random internet guy supposedly added. I could've gotten some stuff on amazon.

I would suggest Fun Home. I'm halfway through it right now and it's amazing.

RE Blackberry guy: I used to have a Blackberry. It was soul-sucking to be so ****ing connected. I'm glad that I got rid of it. Also, it's nice to have the $130 or so a month back.

[paper]

I'm not all that impressed with Eli Whitney now that I know what a cotton gin actually does. Thanks, Wikipedia. You too, boredom.

[acomicbookgirl]

:( My ebay account was hacked.


Hmmm...

Not as rich for discussion as I thought.

No but seriously, it was weird. I haven't used it for years, it's a screenname I haven't used for years... and suddenly I get emails detailing 20 new listings? Buah? Now I have to change all my passwords. Damn you internet!

That sucks.. I feel for ya.. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s121/acomicbookgirl/6.gif

[six-gun]

I'm back!

Check back tomorrow for some great stories!

[acomicbookgirl]

Welcome back Six. :)

[fred]

welcome back sixgun

[paper]

Everybody should check out this fun flash game called A Walk in the Park (http://www.arcadetown.com/awalkinthepark/gameonline.asp). You play as a chihuahua leading an old man on a wheelchair (playing a banjo, naturally) through the park. Much of this involves jumping over chasms, using the old man as an anchor. Really simple. Just uses the arrow keys.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/polcapn/wtf.jpg

Found this on Kotaku. (http://www.kotaku.com/)

[six-gun]

I'm awake now (sleeping in my own bed = awesome!) and want to answer any questions you guys had about War College, and because I'm too lazy to look back through the threads: what was the iFanboy consensus on Dwayne McDuffie getting the JLA gig?

I for one think that he'll do great (JLU anyone?)

[paper]

I responded over in Fred's Weekly Comics thread. Just for organization's sake.

[six-gun]

I responded over in Fred's Weekly Comics thread. Just for organization's sake.

hoo-ah!*


*hoo-ah is a general Army response that can be used for almost anything, I will be spending the next six months trying to get it out of my psyche, only to have it forced back in at (hopefully) Westpoint.

[paper]

Ok. Well, awesome.

Was R. Lee Ermey there?

[six-gun]

Ok. Well, awesome.

Was R. Lee Ermey there?

He say hoo-rah, it's a Marine thing and sating it at an Army camp isn't a great idea.

Hoo-ah! (I think it would be a good addition to you sig Paper, or as the name of a General D thread, just a thought :) )

[fred]

Ok. Well, awesome.

Was R. Lee Ermey there?

What is your major malfunction Private Pyle?

Love that guy

[paper]

Old news, I know, but I stumbled on this Paris in Jail music video, and it's so clever I'm actually posting it. The production value is actually really good for a parody video put together so quickly. And the actress playing Paris is much more attractive than the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

[kwok_talk]

Hola iFanboyees. It's been crazy here popping in and out of town, so I thought I'd drop into here for a quick sec after being in Chicago for the last few days and then heading off to Florida for the next few. Peace out!

[six-gun]

War College Story #1:

Day 1: We rally at 1100 for a group photograph on a brick staircase, in the bustle of the 120 teenagers I tripped and landed shin first on the edge of a stai, spliting my skin and flesh down to the bone, I had to get three stiches at a hospital in which the nurse had three teeth and missed four hours of the first day.

[six-gun]

That's funny Paper.

[acomicbookgirl]

Hola iFanboyees. It's been crazy here popping in and out of town, so I thought I'd drop into here for a quick sec after being in Chicago for the last few days and then heading off to Florida for the next few. Peace out!

Nice! Have fun!

[six-gun]

Oh yeah... hoo-ah!

[paper]

Have fun in Florida, Kwok! But hurry back. You've been missed.

[paper]

Oh yeah... hoo-ah!

You get three more of those. Use 'em wisely.

;)

[fred]

Old news, I know, but I stumbled on this Paris in Jail music video, and it's so clever I'm actually posting it. The production value is actually really good for a parody video put together so quickly. And the actress playing Paris is much more attractive than the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

nice ****ing find. That is really funny. Also, you're completely right about the girl. She's hot and Paris is disgusting.

[fred]

have fun in florida kwok

[conorkilpatrick]

War College Story #1:

Day 1: We rally at 1100 for a group photograph on a brick staircase, in the bustle of the 120 teenagers I tripped and landed shin first on the edge of a stai, spliting my skin and flesh down to the bone, I had to get three stiches at a hospital in which the nurse had three teeth and missed four hours of the first day.

Ouch. I hope you aren't too big into omens.

[paper]

I am. The lad's doomed.

Here's my war story. I was on one of the islands. One of those islands we hopped. This was one of the even islands (though it was a little odd too). I'm carrying my buddy Mosquito across the beach. I feel a pain in my gut, and I put my hand down to see if there's any blood. Nothing. It's just my insides. My appendix. In the next three steps I'm out cold. Mosquito drops the leg he's been carrying and picks me up. They say he hopped me all the way to the medic before storming back into the jungle, screamin' and hoppin' like a banshee pogo stick never to be seen again.

I wake up in France. There was a nurse there. Now, Sixy, she didn't have three teeth exactly. But she had three of something. And for the next two weeks they were all mine. Should have been Mosquito's, but they were mine.

[fred]

was this (http://www.betterthanbeer.com/mt-static/images/btb-landing3.jpg) your mystery nurse paper?

(link contains no nudity but is slightly risque)

[paper]

It could practically be here granddaugther. The middle one turned out to be a Nazi spy camera. Longest afternoon of my life.

[six-gun]

Ouch. I hope you aren't too big into omens.

Not really, I'm back now and things turned out fine

[six-gun]

You get three more of those. Use 'em wisely.

;)


Gimme five more?

[paper]

Gimme five more?

Hoo-Nah!

9,10

[kahunablair]

Ok guys, I'm going camping next week for a few days. I'm a city boy through and through, so I need some help. I've been camping before but that was 10 years ago when I was 15 and spent the entire time trying to figure out what I could burn in the fire other then marshmallows.
So I put a list of all the things I need/have, but it seems like the most basic things.
Does anyone have any suggestions, that someone that isn't a camper might not think about bringing?

[fred]

beer and lots of extra clothes

is there a lake? life jacket. If you're camping right (incredibly drunk), you will fall in.

[kahunablair]

beer and lots of extra clothes

is there a lake? life jacket. If you're camping right (incredibly drunk), you will fall in.

Guess I should have prefaced it, this is for that Christian Loolapalooza-like concert. In other words, no alcohol.

[six-gun]

Portable iPod speakers, bug repellent candles, protein bars in case your stove screws up.

[paper]

No one's said "a machete" yet. I don't care if it's Ecuador or Jersey. Plants are relentless.

[fred]

Guess I should have prefaced it, this is for that Christian Loolapalooza-like concert. In other words, no alcohol.

then you should bring sleeping pills to stave off the boredom.


(i'm kidding - have a great time)

[kahunablair]

Got the iPod speakers, plenty of bug spray, snacks, knife (Sorry, don't have a machete), and I'll be leaving the pills at home this time around.

[paper]

How about a crank generator and a portable DVD player? If you have carpal tunnel, forget the crank generator. Select a favorite DVD and bring your fully charged laptop. Save this combo for the height of boredom. At all other times, use a Nintendo DS and Mario Kart DS. When all else fails break out the hardcover editions of Runaways and a bag of goldfish crackers.

[paper]

I can help you make your own machete.

Do you have a larger sword? Do you have a washer/dryer?

[kahunablair]

How about a crank generator and a portable DVD player? If you have carpal tunnel, forget the crank generator. Select a favorite DVD and bring your fully charged laptop. Save this combo for the height of boredom. At all other times, use a Nintendo DS and Mario Kart DS. When all else fails break out the hardcover editions of Runaways and a bag of goldfish crackers.


Got the DS, Puzzle Quest, and Super Mario. Got a laptop, which I'll probably use sparingly, but they have wi-fi through out the camp so I might stop in here and say howdy. Got the Runaway, which is actually kind of funny because I got it in the mail the other day from Kwok.

[paper]

Kwok sold Runaways!!!!!!???????


He's lucky he's on vacation and I have a memory like a goldfish.

[paper]

Here's a How-To video for the machete thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0BqmzYAwEU

[six-gun]

Good campfire recipe: take a large dow rod, coat with butter and wrap in a crescent roll and stick over fire until fully cooked, slide off dow and fill with jelly and penut butter.

[kahunablair]

Kwok sold Runaways!!!!!!???????


He's lucky he's on vacation and I have a memory like a goldfish.

He sold the Digests. I already read them during the first run, but I bought them for my kid brother. He hates reading and is already 25% percent done the first book already. Go Runaways!

[kahunablair]

Good campfire recipe: take a large dow rod, coat with butter and wrap in a crescent roll and stick over fire until fully cooked, slide off dow and fill with jelly and penut butter.

Dude, that sounds really good. And I hate peanut butter and jelly normally.

[kwok_talk]

Kwok sold Runaways!!!!!!???????


He's lucky he's on vacation and I have a memory like a goldfish.

Haha. Good thing I popped back in here to defend myself. I sold Blair the digests. I upgraded to the HC.

[paper]

You may live. For now.

[fred]

He is a merciful god

[paper]

The first thing I do when I visit someone's home is check for Runaways. There should be either hardcovers or digests and a few floppies. Lately they've all been saying, "we've lent them out." I think my friends are preparing them before I get there.

[fred]

Yes kids, there will be a new Passover

[paper]

I've been considering a bit of a day or weekend trip. Heard good things about Assateague (pause for laughter) island. It's that national park in Maryland with wild horses and dolphins and all that fun shit.

Reading about it online, it sounds like the ultimate fantasy land for me or probably any 8 year old girl. One of my many interests in life are ponies, and my top interest is to eventually breed a pony with a cougar to create the coolest thing ever to ride into battle. Is this possible? I don't know. There's only five ways to find out.

[fred]

that sounds like it's right up your alley

[paper]

I heard the horses are like 15 feet tall. My friend has dyslexia though, so that could be off.

[six-gun]

Dude, that sounds really good. And I hate peanut butter and jelly normally.

You can put any sort of gooey sweet treat in there, ice cream and hot fudge (eat it quick) or dip the buttered dow into cinnamon and sugar, wrap around the roll and then roll again in cin/sug for a donut-esque treat.

[six-gun]

One of my summers in college, I want to go on a month long swimming hole adventure, some of my best experiences since starting highschool are the times that I've gone cliff jumping in odd places with my school's outdoor club.

[itsbecca]

I've been considering a bit of a day or weekend trip. Heard good things about Assateague (pause for laughter) island. It's that national park in Maryland with wild horses and dolphins and all that fun shit.

Reading about it online, it sounds like the ultimate fantasy land for me or probably any 8 year old girl. One of my many interests in life are ponies, and my top interest is to eventually breed a pony with a cougar to create the coolest thing ever to ride into battle. Is this possible? I don't know. There's only five ways to find out.

Way number 4. Enlist the help of Black Cougar.

http://www.netyourway.com/blackcougar/pictures/cougar002.jpg

[paper]

Reminds me of...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/polcapn/1.jpg

[paper]

Wasn't sure where to put this. But since it's timely...

Just got the new GQ in the mail (apparently I subscribe) and in addition to a thrilling visual adventure detailing the topography of Jessica Biel, there's a funny little write-up on Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd. So if you happen past it on a newstand, check out page 110 for the words. (That visual adventure is on the pages immediately ahead of it.)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/polcapn/sethandrudd2.jpg

[itsbecca]

Hah brilliant. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times... I love Paul Rudd.

[cam-]

How about this bad boy Paper?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/201000/201376INPm_w.jpg

[paper]

It's Battle Cat! That's dope!

I remember my cousin actually shaved the fur texture off his Panthor when we were kids. We each had our own and he was constantly trying to trade for mine (which still had the purple fur). He even offered me the yellow cat from his Voltron (the original metal one!).

I am not even the slightest bit embarrassed about any of what I just said.

[cam-]

Try this (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/201000/201376INPm_w.jpg)

It's Battlecat!!

[fred]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/polcapn/sethandrudd2.jpg

strangest. picture. ever.

but very funny

[cam-]

Hey Fred, whatever happened to the 4th "Your comic sucks?" You teased a little while ago, but I haven't heard if it's done or not.

[paper]

Speaking as his manager, Fred's a very busy man. He posts at least 700 times a day on here. Job. Family. New pornographic website coming online this September. It'll happen.

[six-gun]

Hey Fred, whatever happened to the 4th "Your comic sucks?" You teased a little while ago, but I haven't heard if it's done or not.

My favorite was the first

[fred]

Hey Fred, whatever happened to the 4th "Your comic sucks?" You teased a little while ago, but I haven't heard if it's done or not.

Oh you don't know me at all do you? You will hear nothing but when it is finished. I am nothing if not a shameless self-promoter. I've just been very sick and very busy.

I've actually chosen the book for #5 already too.

[fred]

Speaking as his manager, Fred's a very busy man. He posts at least 700 times a day on here. Job. Family. New pornographic website coming online this September. It'll happen.

Look at Paper earning his 10%!!!!!!

Yes it's true, www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com (http://www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com) will be coming in September.

[acomicbookgirl]

Look at Paper earning his 10%!!!!!!

Yes it's true, www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com (http://www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com) will be coming in September.

Okie dokey.. I am never disappointed with you.. Although I've seen some pics that can be some photoshop with fred material.. I've missed those..





*Hint, hint ;)

[darron]

I am. The lad's doomed.

Here's my war story. I was on one of the islands. One of those islands we hopped. This was one of the even islands (though it was a little odd too). I'm carrying my buddy Mosquito across the beach. I feel a pain in my gut, and I put my hand down to see if there's any blood. Nothing. It's just my insides. My appendix. In the next three steps I'm out cold. Mosquito drops the leg he's been carrying and picks me up. They say he hopped me all the way to the medic before storming back into the jungle, screamin' and hoppin' like a banshee pogo stick never to be seen again.

I wake up in France. There was a nurse there. Now, Sixy, she didn't have three teeth exactly. But she had three of something. And for the next two weeks they were all mine. Should have been Mosquito's, but they were mine.

****ing brilliant, sir. Sounds like a Max Fischer play.

[acomicbookgirl]

I've learned a couple of things today:

I have a ton of comics and trades and i'm running out of space.

and you do not go to Wal Mart on a weekend.. Did you know that you need an ID to buy Sharpie markers?

[labor_days]

Hmm. That doesn't make any sense. I just bought a pack of Sharpies at Wal-mart on Wednesday. No ID required. Why the hell would anyone need an ID to buy Shapries? Bizarre.

[acomicbookgirl]

I don't know.. Sales Lady asked for my ID.. I found it weird then again its not so easy to get Sudafed in Wal Mart or any other place as well..

[esophagus]

NIce, LONG WEEKEND!!

Hey Mike I might be coming out to Ottawa for the Blues Fest. THe first weekend of it anyways.

My wife wants to check out Sarah Harmer, I'm more interested in the white stripes. We're just trying to work out schedules now.Sarah Harmer played at the Edmonton Folk fest last year. I only caught her main set, as I had a pretty full schedule of bands to catch. She's talented, not my style of music, but really good.

[esophagus]

I've learned a couple of things today:

I have a ton of comics and trades and i'm running out of space.

and you do not go to Wal Mart on a weekend.. Did you know that you need an ID to buy Sharpie markers?I work at Wal-Mart, and the tills give you a warning anytime you are supposed to ID someone. This does not happen with Sharpies. Are you sure the cashier wasn't just being a tool?

[paper]

Maybe it wasn't the sharpies that were being red flagged, but the 12 gauge shotgun.

[acomicbookgirl]

I work at Wal-Mart, and the tills give you a warning anytime you are supposed to ID someone. This does not happen with Sharpies. Are you sure the cashier wasn't just being a tool?

Probably.. I don't know.. I just wanted to get out of there...

[fred]

I work at Wal-Mart, and the tills give you a warning anytime you are supposed to ID someone. This does not happen with Sharpies. Are you sure the cashier wasn't just being a tool?

It's probably a California state law.

Why the hell would anyone need an ID to buy Shapries?
They would make this law to prevent kids from buying them to huff them. It's stupid but it's probably true.

[paper]

Similarly, Indiana state law requires that retailers check for ID before selling copies of Huff the complete first season on DVD.

[fred]

That's actually a good law. I agree with that.

[paper]

Because Hank Azaria shanked you in a hotel lobby that one time. Just sharpened that key card down to a talon of treachery.

[paper]

So, I've developed an inexplicable crush of sorts on the woman in the LG Steam Washer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqAZ3kjjrDY

Am I the only one constantly swooning after girls in commercials? There was one in a Tic-Tac commercial years ago...

[fred]

Because Hank Azaria shanked you in a hotel lobby that one time. Just sharpened that key card down to a talon of treachery.

you saw the tape? It was all over E!

[fred]

So, I've developed an inexplicable crush of sorts on the woman in the LG Steam Washer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqAZ3kjjrDY

Am I the only one constantly swooning after girls in commercials? There was one in a Tic-Tac commercial years ago...

sometimes I do too. this one - not my type.

[paper]

Understandable.

What is your type anyway?

[darron]

Fred's type:

http://www.tonyranaudo.com/images/photos/Video_Photos/The_Other_Half_%20Bonaduce.gif

[fred]

Understandable.

What is your type anyway?

Well, while Darron is close, this particular woman is kind of pixie-ish for me. She's also a bit skinny and the hair doesn't work for me. I prefer more voluptuous women. I imagine this woman naked and I can see her ribs. Ribs aren't hot. You must be at least a size 6 to ride this attraction.

[acomicbookgirl]

So, I've developed an inexplicable crush of sorts on the woman in the LG Steam Washer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqAZ3kjjrDY

Am I the only one constantly swooning after girls in commercials? There was one in a Tic-Tac commercial years ago...

She's cute. i like that commercial. I like her hair cut. :o

[acomicbookgirl]

Fred's type:

http://www.tonyranaudo.com/images/photos/Video_Photos/The_Other_Half_%20Bonaduce.gif

I was thinking of Bea Arthur.. ;)

[jgg0610]

So, I've developed an inexplicable crush of sorts on the woman in the LG Steam Washer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqAZ3kjjrDY

Am I the only one constantly swooning after girls in commercials? There was one in a Tic-Tac commercial years ago...
She's cute.

That picture of Danny Bonaduce is just scary!

[labor_days]

So, I've developed an inexplicable crush of sorts on the woman in the LG Steam Washer commercial. Whoa, she's cute. Never seen the commercial but I dig that chick in it.

[paper]

Added a poll.

[the-screw-on-aaron]

I go for her good luck paper. Just don't stock her or anything I’ve tried that sort of thing and let me tell ya… it's not worth it;)

[paper]

I'd totally buy stock in that. ;)

Who did you stalk, Aaron?

OR

Who is your celebrity crush?

[the-screw-on-aaron]

I'd totally buy stock in that. ;)

Who did you stalk, Aaron?

OR

Who is your celebrity crush?

Remember when Angelina Jolie was adopting children? I was trying to be one of those children! Which would have been weird considering she would have been kind of like my mom with the adoption and all but still, it would've been worth it!:p

Plus there was the time I worked in the theater as a stage crew and there was an actress their named named Zoey Waits. man she had the sexiest voice ever! I've never flattered someone so much in my life but alas it was not to be. She was married:(

[paper]

Zoey Waits. There's a cool name.

I wanted to be adopted by Angelina too. I like to think she would have named me Zephyr. Back in those Tomb Raider days.

[the-screw-on-aaron]

Zoey Waits. There's a cool name.

I wanted to be adopted by Angelina too. I like to think she would have named me Zephyr. Back in those Tomb Raider days.

Zephyr Tomb Raider? (http://www.amazon.com/HFC-Tomb-Raider-Spring-Airsoft/dp/B000EDJ9I2)

[fred]

Added a poll.

I love that you voted "no she's mine"

[paper]

Didn't seem write to vote for myself. Or against myself. So I did both.

[the-screw-on-aaron]

Will you have an online dual if somebody else picks ‘No She's Mine’ paper?

[paper]

No. I'm a coward.

[jgg0610]

No. I'm a coward.
Your avatar matches this line perfectly btw.

[fred]

the ifanboy forum passed 50K posts at some point this weekend

[cam-]

Look at Paper earning his 10%!!!!!!

Yes it's true, www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com (http://www.fistingsluttypregnantsheep.com) will be coming in September.

Man what a letdown that site doesn't actually exist.

I mean, I didn't click on the link, that's sick.

[cam-]

Probably.. I don't know.. I just wanted to get out of there...

Every time I go into one of those little slices of hell I hate it more and more.

No offense Esophagus.:D

[paper]

Damn it, Conor! This is the ultimate betrayal!

And all because Ron stole your date! What did I ever do!?

CAM, let us know how the dryer works out.

[paper]

Every time I go into one of those little slices of hell I hate it more and more.

No offense Esophagus.:D

*snickers*

Out of..hahaha...ha...context...ha..haha

[cam-]

CAM, let us know how the dryer works out.

Well I live in Chinatown. Laundry is expensive, it would be handy...

[conorkilpatrick]

Damn it, Conor! This is the ultimate betrayal!

And all because Ron stole your date! What did I ever do!?

Okay, okay - you can have her. I'll find another commercial girl to call my own.

[esophagus]

Every time I go into one of those little slices of hell I hate it more and more.

No offense Esophagus.:DI'm sure I hate them more than anyone shopping there. I don't shop there. I'd rather there money goes to me, than vice versa. I'm still in the process of looking for another job.

[fred]

Man what a letdown that site doesn't actually exist.

I mean, I didn't click on the link, that's sick.

is it september yet cam?

[paper]

Okay, okay - you can have her. I'll find another commercial girl to call my own.

This is your subtle way of telling me I should get out there and actively look for a real girl, right?

[cam-]

is it september yet cam?

Reading is for CHUMPS!!!!!

[fred]

This is your subtle way of telling me I should get out there and actively look for a real girl, right?

go for this one:

EDIT: Goddamn stupid youtube

I can't embed it and I think it's because you have to confirm that you're 18. So retarded. Anyway, check this out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lm2H9xUvU2A

[conorkilpatrick]

This is your subtle way of telling me I should get out there and actively look for a real girl, right?

Not at all, I've always got 5-10 fake girlfriends going at any given time.

But, yeah, a real one would probably be more fun.

[kahunablair]

See now this right here is my favorite fake girlfriend...

QUzHyuoEGbM

[jgg0610]

See now this right here is my favorite fake girlfriend...

QUzHyuoEGbM
I'm with you on this one. I'm a happily married man and I paused the first time this one came on.

[jgg0610]

go for this one:

EDIT: Goddamn stupid youtube

I can't embed it and I think it's because you have to confirm that you're 18. So retarded. Anyway, check this out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lm2H9xUvU2A
I don't really get why that was marked as 18 and over.