View Full Version : Something I've always wondered about Ace Ventura
zaidr
09-30-2006, 09:25 PM
In the first Ace Ventura movie, when Ace goes to prove that Loise Einhorn is actually a man, what does Dan Marino point out that makes everyone hurl?
Yes, I saw the closeup of something protruding from her ass, but whats going on?
Is everyone throwing up becaues she's a man, or because of whatever is in her panties...?
AdamZX
09-30-2006, 09:27 PM
'her' penis was tucked between 'her' legs
deniedaccess
09-30-2006, 09:31 PM
That, and she's probably worked her way around the station, so they've unwittingly kissed a dude.
zaidr
09-30-2006, 09:33 PM
wouldn't his balls hurt all day long though? and you can't really walk in that tucked in position...is that all it is?
zombi
09-30-2006, 09:38 PM
Speaking of this movie. Whats the deal with scenes that are only on the tv broadcast version? For example, when hes tracking down finkle he goes to a bar and starts a fight with a dude, he breaks the beer bottle, ace breaks his contact on the bar. Halarious scene, that and when he actually goes up ans sings with Cannible Corpse. Why are these not on the dvd, but on tv?
zaidr
09-30-2006, 10:40 PM
they aren't on the DVD? thats weird. That bit with him singing on stage is hilarious...
leaves the stage...."...I have a date with your mothers!"
Well, the DVD gets the genital tuck and TV gets the funnies...good trade i'd say.
jonathanlondon
10-01-2006, 12:45 AM
Man... I missed the forums. You f'ing freaks. I missed you.
thebigkahuna
10-01-2006, 06:06 AM
Man... I missed the forums. You f'ing freaks. I missed you.
jon i miss you
dicknixon
10-01-2006, 11:12 AM
jon i miss you
You wish you knew how to quit him?
briangilmore
10-01-2006, 11:36 AM
wouldn't his balls hurt all day long though? and you can't really walk in that tucked in position...is that all it is?
drag queens do it all the time and it can definetely work out to hide it, it's in the way you walk...i was a girl for halloween in 7th grade...and 12th...and now...
seriously though, there's that, and like someone said, they had all made out, and probably even had anal sex with a guy. The combination of both of these is whythey are puking and stuff.
Also, when ace is crying in the shower is b/c she's a man and he kissed her and he has a dilemma like in the crying game and that scene is an homage/spoof to that movie (where a guy falls in love with an ex-guy, girl and finds out later).
originx
12-09-2006, 06:36 AM
Still wondering if they are going to make another one?
bigyanks
12-09-2006, 06:36 AM
ive seen alot of drag queens in soouth beach man they fooled me oncedude straight up ook like a chick.lol.