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double0shithead
10-10-2006, 09:30 PM
What movie do you guys think had the best sex scene (excluding porn)? Was it the emotionally damaging rape scene from Irreversible, or was it Van Damn's ass in Timecop (I know thats jlo's fav). Personally I think I'd have to go with Team America's puppet madness, but thats just my freakish tastes.

slowmtnsilhouette
10-10-2006, 09:40 PM
the scene in the notebook... definitely hot.... especially when he's rolling her stockings off....mmmm.....

bravestarr
10-10-2006, 09:44 PM
to be funny i'd say demolition man. to be serious i'd say desepardo (both scenes).

soundwave2-0
10-10-2006, 09:44 PM
History of Violence....damn I wish the old forums transfered over...we did this one pretty recently and we can just give this guy a link to it.

klitzy
10-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Hmm...I would have to go with the puppet scene as well. Original. Definately orginal.

kowgod
10-10-2006, 09:52 PM
Trainspotting.

seumas
10-10-2006, 09:56 PM
__________

bird603568
10-10-2006, 09:56 PM
the second underworld

divadawg9234
10-10-2006, 10:00 PM
History of Violence....damn I wish the old forums transfered over...we did this one pretty recently and we can just give this guy a link to it.

YAY stairwells!!!

soundwave2-0
10-10-2006, 10:12 PM
to be funny i'd say demolition man. to be serious i'd say desepardo (both scenes).

dude! your avatar!! i loved that cartoon growing up. none of my friends remember it.

didn't he have vision like a hawk and strength of a bear?!

that's awesome...i should have brought up that cartton with ppl on here, but forgot all about it.

ariastar
10-10-2006, 10:13 PM
Someone corrupt me. I can't recall a single movie I've seen with an actual sex scene.

divadawg9234
10-10-2006, 10:15 PM
Someone corrupt me. I can't recall a single movie I've seen with an actual sex scene.
oh my god... time for a Dromette sleep over! My house... New Years party perhaps?

ariastar
10-10-2006, 10:18 PM
oh my god... time for a Dromette sleep over! My house... New Years party perhaps?

Where? I could use a trip somewhere! LOL

divadawg9234
10-10-2006, 10:26 PM
Where? I could use a trip somewhere! LOL
I'd totally host a party at my place if a bunch of the Dromettes want to make the trip.... LilDawg will even be in town :) I'm quite a bit south of you... almost to L.A.

kowgod
10-10-2006, 10:28 PM
I'd totally host a party at my place if a bunch of the Dromettes want to make the trip

Time to go Klinger on all your asses!

divadawg9234
10-10-2006, 10:31 PM
Time to go Klinger on all your asses!

I don't know what that means, but I'm going to put us back on topic...

Secretary

seumas
10-10-2006, 10:32 PM
__________

bravestarr
10-10-2006, 10:33 PM
I don't know what that means


sounded like a M.A.S.H. joke.


and i'll throw in Disclosure as one of the best non-nude sex scenes.

hive
10-10-2006, 10:34 PM
all of the sex scenes in Unfaithful

Diane Lane <drool>

divadawg9234
10-10-2006, 10:35 PM
all of the sex scenes in Unfaithful

Diane Lane <drool>
I second!!!

ariastar
10-10-2006, 10:35 PM
I'd totally host a party at my place if a bunch of the Dromettes want to make the trip.... LilDawg will even be in town :) I'm quite a bit south of you... almost to L.A.

Hey, if you really wanted to host a Drome party for New Year's and have a couch I can steal for the night, I'd drive down. :)

djhyjak
10-10-2006, 10:38 PM
Monsters Ball!

Halle being ruined by the touch of Billy Bob was great.

buxomia
10-10-2006, 11:45 PM
Team America comes to mind

Mulholland Drive was disappointing, I don't see what's so great about it

Anything in 9 1/2 Weeks

And anything in Shortbus

jonathanlondon
10-10-2006, 11:48 PM
My favorite is that one with Diane Lane in Unfaithful.

The most uncomfortable was the one in Enemy At The Gates. Did that HAVE to be in the movie!?!

buxomia
10-10-2006, 11:53 PM
*sigh* Okay I don't want to admit this but...

Bloodrayne. Pointless. Horrible Movie. Made no sense that they would have sex. And his mullet was disgusting. But her tits rocked it, it's just a fact.

briangilmore
10-10-2006, 11:56 PM
My favorite is that one with Diane Lane in Unfaithful.

The most uncomfortable was the one in Enemy At The Gates. Did that HAVE to be in the movie!?!

HAHA YES! Rachel Weisz looks SO uncomfortable!

alright, let's see:

1. Underworld2 is good (that's the only part of the movie I've seen)

2. When I was a child, the three way scene in WILD THINGS made me into a MAN.

3. SECRETARY (maggie gyllenhall...mmmmm...)

4. Diane Lane in Unfaithful was so hot, b/c all of them seemed more, as DannyT would say, "docstyle" and any sex scenes that look the hottest are the ones that make you feel the most like you're there, not actually watching them on dvd and changing angles yourself.

5. Mark Walhberg and JULIANNE MOORE in Boogie Nights in his first sex scene I reallly enjoyed that.

6. Mullholland Drive (naomi watts...i don't care, buxy, lesbians are awesome).

7. I just enjoyed seeing Anne Hathaway get down in Brokeback Mountain. She's been in my tops for quite a while.

8. It's not quite sex scene, and it was on tv, but the implications for the character and everything make this one my favorite b/c and only b/c the character is like the HOTTEST sci-fi girl ever in my opinion (not including natalie portman):

Jewel Staite in her origin episode in Firefly for like two seconds....

:)

abacusand13south
10-11-2006, 03:22 AM
7. I just enjoyed seeing Anne Hathaway get down in Brokeback Mountain. She's been in my tops for quite a while.


Dude you need to watch Havoc then. Anne Hathaway in that movie, goddamn.

psbp516
10-11-2006, 03:48 AM
all of the sex scenes in Unfaithful

Diane Lane <drool>

I watched Unfaithful with my mom....UNCOMFORTABLLLE!!

iggystar
10-11-2006, 03:54 AM
No DJ the sex scenes in Monsters Ball were horrid..."I wanna feel good. Make me feel good" Gross (and a horrible Oscar win I might add).

Let's see I'll second The Notebook and add The English Patient.

briangilmore
10-11-2006, 03:58 AM
Dude you need to watch Havoc then. Anne Hathaway in that movie, goddamn.

DUUUDE! I haven't seen Havoc, but have seen the scenes she's in doing AWESOME STUFF!!!!!!!... (yes exclamation points can come in the MIDDLE of a sentence when speaking of Anna Hathaway naked) ...over and over again, on loop, for 10 minutes, during "Brian/Thor Time"...(anyone who can tell me what Thor is gets a point).

Apple+L = Loop, people. Free 20-second porn clip heaven.

fluxcapacitor
10-11-2006, 04:02 AM
(anyone who can tell me what Thor is gets a point).
Reminds me of That '70s Show when Kelso says "Guess which part of my anatomy I nicknamed Pink Floyd?" It's pretty obvious!

viscountradu
10-11-2006, 04:04 AM
*sigh* Okay I don't want to admit this but...

Bloodrayne. Pointless. Horrible Movie. Made no sense that they would have sex. And his mullet was disgusting. But her tits rocked it, it's just a fact.

Can you give me a time marker? I would really hate to watch the whole piece of turd of a movie just for some boobage.

briangilmore
10-11-2006, 04:11 AM
Reminds me of That '70s Show when Kelso says "Guess which part of my anatomy I nicknamed Pink Floyd?" It's pretty obvious!

*awards fluxcapacitor a point*

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY THOR!!!

point5o
10-11-2006, 04:20 AM
The brief scene with Monica Bellucci in Brotherhood of the Wolf...too brief.

briangilmore
10-11-2006, 04:26 AM
The brief scene with Monica Bellucci in Brotherhood of the Wolf...too brief.

she gets down SO MUCH!!!

bigmikeherrmann
10-11-2006, 04:29 AM
The Diane Lane rape/sex scence in Unfaithful

burgerbob23
10-11-2006, 04:32 AM
Best Sex Scene is Hands Down the Donkey Show in Clerks II !!!!!

point5o
10-11-2006, 04:35 AM
No DJ the sex scenes in Monsters Ball were horrid..."I wanna feel good. Make me feel good" Gross (and a horrible Oscar win I might add).

Let's see I'll second The Notebook and add The English Patient.

The Diane Lane rape/sex scence in Unfaithful

What's up with females, nowadays, getting nominated for an Oscar for basically getting sexually assaulted on celluloid?

thebigkahuna
10-11-2006, 04:52 AM
My favorite is that one with Diane Lane in Unfaithful.

The most uncomfortable was the one in Enemy At The Gates. Did that HAVE to be in the movie!?!

oh jon, rachel wiess....really?

freecajunlove
10-11-2006, 04:58 AM
Innocent Blood (John Landis vampire/gangster flick)


Anthony LaPaglia and Anne Parillaud in the hotel room with handcuffs and color changing eyes.

paulsaves
10-11-2006, 05:17 AM
Did anyone say the scene at the end of Kids with Chloe Sevigny. Now that's ****in' uncomfortable.

synack
10-11-2006, 05:42 AM
Team America comes to mind



America!

****_YEAH!

synack

divadawg9234
10-11-2006, 03:28 PM
The Piano- awesome sex in that movie. Also, the first hot movie sex that I can remember seeing and thinking, "ooh, I'd like to do that someday" (I was like 10 when I saw this movie...)

icedsoul
10-11-2006, 03:36 PM
a few I remember...

I'll double desperado for sure... original sin was quite ok, c'mon angelina, then I guess wild orchid wasamazing... at least back then. I havent watched it in a long time, same with 9 1/2 weeks. then I have to also agree un mulholland drive. and anyone seen the secretary? that was kinda funky :-)

divadawg9234
10-11-2006, 03:38 PM
and anyone seen the secretary? that was kinda funky :-)
um, it was my first post in this topic...

icedsoul
10-11-2006, 03:41 PM
um, it was my first post in this topic...

well I guess I missed that.... hmm, sorry bout that.

divadawg9234
10-11-2006, 03:44 PM
well I guess I missed that.... hmm, sorry bout that.
'sok... we can Shakespear in Love on that one...

icedsoul
10-11-2006, 03:51 PM
'sok... we can Shakespear in Love on that one...

*Shakespear in Love* :-)

divadawg9234
10-11-2006, 05:41 PM
NOT Showgirls

icedsoul
10-11-2006, 05:48 PM
NOT Showgirls

huh? did I miss something else?

the-ferg
10-11-2006, 05:52 PM
Wild Things come to mind....

mmmmmmm champagne :D
(Richard Roeper even recommended the unrated version of the dvd!)

divadawg9234
10-11-2006, 06:00 PM
huh? did I miss something else?
no, Iím just declaring that I do not think the sex scenes in this movie are sexy

icedsoul
10-11-2006, 06:02 PM
I am so slow today... :-/

funnelfish
10-11-2006, 06:41 PM
Secratary fo sure!

And I would have to say that the most uncomfortable one (besides the hideous fish mouthed one in Enemy at the gates) is in a french film called Kiss Me.

mixel
10-11-2006, 06:43 PM
21 Grams!

Naomi Watts is absolutely gorgeous, easily my #1!

djhyjak
10-11-2006, 06:54 PM
Monsters Balls scene is good because its so dirty, and you deserve an oscar for getting it on with billy bob.

My 2 fav scenes are
Bound: Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly
http://imdb.com/title/tt0115736/

When Night is Falling
http://imdb.com/title/tt0114916/

No stars in this but its hot but in a beautiful way. This movie will make you wanna be a lesbo.

marty993
10-11-2006, 07:16 PM
Bound! That scene kicked my ass. A really, really cool one was the one in Angel Heart. Only seen in the one time but it was awesome.

I love Cronenberg's Crash but the sex in it isn't remotely erotic. Also, the first time I watched it was with my dad. I was younger, saw the name of "that dude who did The Fly" and turned it on without reading the guide. On about the third sex scene in ten minutes, when she starts whacking off her husband in the hospital bed, I realised my mistake.

keylimepie
10-11-2006, 08:26 PM
Last Tango in Paris because its the only film so far that displays the perfect union of buttered fingers and anus rape.

sandstone
10-11-2006, 08:52 PM
the scene where the fish and the funnel and... oh nevermind, im not enough of a sick **** to watch that shit

"If im feelin squirrley ill stick my finger in my ass." - Ryan Renolds - Waiting

losojosdemuerte
10-11-2006, 09:34 PM
I think that Taking Lives with Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke is pretty damn good. Check it out.

madripper1
10-11-2006, 09:36 PM
Gina Gershwin and jennifer Tilli dyking out.

satori
10-11-2006, 09:51 PM
I have no idea where else to put this so I'm posting it here... The Price is Right: http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/52129/

comradelazyman
10-11-2006, 09:59 PM
I have no idea where else to put this so I'm posting it here... The Price is Right: http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/52129/

haha that plus the music is genius

superdeformed
10-11-2006, 10:43 PM
For some reason I keep thinking of the sex scene in the Rookie staring Charlie Sheen and Clint Eastwood. I remember the hispanic bad woman raped one of them I forgot if it was.

Secretary is like a two hour sex scene to me.

bravestarr
10-11-2006, 10:47 PM
whatever you do, don't rent Diary of a Sex Addict looking for good sex scenes. made that mistake couple nights ago.

paulsaves
10-11-2006, 11:33 PM
Did anyone mention the sex scene in P.S. I think that's the movie, with Topher Grace?

masherscf
10-12-2006, 12:51 AM
Do home movies count?

briangilmore
10-12-2006, 02:43 AM
21 Grams!

Naomi Watts is absolutely gorgeous, easily my #1!

um...have you SEEN mulholland dr.?! so much better in that! watch that shit, son! and here's my list again, cause i see some repeats!
HAHA YES! Rachel Weisz looks SO uncomfortable!

alright, let's see:

1. Underworld2 is good (that's the only part of the movie I've seen)

2. When I was a child, the three way scene in WILD THINGS made me into a MAN.

3. SECRETARY (maggie gyllenhall...mmmmm...)

4. Diane Lane in Unfaithful was so hot, b/c all of them seemed more, as DannyT would say, "docstyle" and any sex scenes that look the hottest are the ones that make you feel the most like you're there, not actually watching them on dvd and changing angles yourself.

5. Mark Walhberg and JULIANNE MOORE in Boogie Nights in his first sex scene I reallly enjoyed that.

6. Mullholland Drive (naomi watts...i don't care, buxy, lesbians are awesome).

7. I just enjoyed seeing Anne Hathaway get down in Brokeback Mountain. She's been in my tops for quite a while.

8. It's not quite sex scene, and it was on tv, but the implications for the character and everything make this one my favorite b/c and only b/c the character is like the HOTTEST sci-fi girl ever in my opinion (not including natalie portman):

Jewel Staite in her origin episode in Firefly for like two seconds....

:)


moves head with ghetto attiTUDE mmmmmhm!

madripper1
11-08-2006, 09:08 PM
rosie odonnel in exit to eden with dan ackroyd

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 09:10 PM
rosie odonnel in exit to eden with dan ackroyd

i read that book...sexy as hell...the movie was crap and was nothing like it.

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 09:10 PM
since this thread came back, I have to say (again) A History of Violence!

madripper1
11-08-2006, 09:11 PM
since this thread came back, I have to say (again) A History of Violence!

that was a good scene i can agree

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 09:12 PM
since this thread came back, I have to say (again) A History of Violence!

we've shakespeared over this one...but pounds fist...totally.

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 09:41 PM
we've shakespeared over this one...but pounds fist...totally.
pound... um... fists... yeah

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 09:44 PM
pound... um... fists... yeah

y diva..what on earth do you mean?

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 09:47 PM
y diva..what on earth do you mean?
Iím not sure... I'm delirious from the fever.

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 09:47 PM
Iím not sure... I'm delirious from the fever.

i give you fever?

FEVER!

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 09:49 PM
i give you fever?

FEVER!
you know you do ;)

I'd like to submit to this thread... the future Divadawg9234 and Soundwave2.0 movie's sex scene

too far?

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 09:50 PM
you know you do ;)

I'd like to submit to this thread... the future Divadawg9234 and Soundwave2.0 movie's sex scene

too far?

just one scene? you know better than that.

masherscf
11-08-2006, 09:52 PM
You know there someone on this forum right now who thinks the best sex scene was the one they filmed of themselves.... Is it you?

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 09:53 PM
just one scene? you know better than that.
don't want to give the kiddies all the details...

madripper1
11-08-2006, 10:43 PM
how about me and Ron jerome in a scene i hope no one here saw that one.

divadawg9234
11-08-2006, 10:43 PM
rosie odonnel in exit to eden with dan ackroyd
the thought of either of them in a sex scene is nasty... them together, well that just made me throw up a little in my mouth... there is no possible way in hell that this sex scene is sexy!

madripper1
11-08-2006, 10:54 PM
Rosie in a leather teddy and Dan in assless chaps getting spanked is sexy after you drink a 5th of vodka.

soundwave2-0
11-08-2006, 11:40 PM
don't want to give the kiddies all the details...


u r the director...and the "key grip"

soundwave2-0
11-09-2006, 12:25 AM
okay diva...let's show them the teaser poster for "divadawg n' soundwave: the movie"......


http://www.futuristicsexrobotz.com/images/entry_hole.jpg

masherscf
11-09-2006, 02:59 AM
Delusions of grandeur.... anyone?

soundwave2-0
11-09-2006, 03:09 AM
Delusions of grandeur.... anyone?

there is something "grand" alright. =0)

billpickle1
11-09-2006, 05:44 AM
Worst: Deliverance

Best: Cyborg Cop 2

laughterkillsme
11-09-2006, 06:32 AM
The rape in KIDS. It isn't something you'd beat off to, but it is one of the most powerful sex scenes in a movie I've seen.

madripper1
11-09-2006, 01:38 PM
how about when Forest Gump finally got Jenny

viscountradu
11-09-2006, 06:05 PM
thought of a good one: Food of the Gods II

it's a movie about a growth serum that makes lab rats grow to giant-size. i won't ruin it for those that haven't seen it, but let me just say that this growth serum puts viagra to shame.

bogart
11-09-2006, 08:00 PM
Ones mentioned that totally rock:
Secretary
Unfaithful
Wild Things
Last Tango in Paris

Others that were not mentioned:
And God Created Woman (Rebecca DeMornay in that first scene is pretty good)
Two Moon Junction (a young blonde Sherilyn Fenn, mmmmmm)
Young Lady Chatterly (pretty close to porn without being porn, this was the movie that turned me into a man)

big-doze
11-09-2006, 11:30 PM
Most of the offerings here are good, but credit must be given to Jesse Spano's performance in Showgirls. Riding around like a bronco in a pool under a waterfall in Las Vegas? She's so excited...

divadawg9234
11-10-2006, 01:55 AM
okay diva...let's show them the teaser poster for "divadawg n' soundwave: the movie"......


http://www.futuristicsexrobotz.com/images/entry_hole.jpg
you got the tattoo in the wrong place Dear

soundwave2-0
11-10-2006, 02:54 AM
sorry sweetie...i will do better next time

divadawg9234
11-10-2006, 10:44 PM
better than sex

klitzy
11-10-2006, 11:24 PM
Wow...Im already pitching a tent

briangilmore
11-11-2006, 06:45 AM
Wow...Im already pitching a tent

this looks like what klitzy is thinking in your avatar.