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gm_wil
08-12-2007, 04:04 AM
Liv and Let Live

The fox kept low, slithering through undergrowth as it approached the road. It stopped short and hunkered in the grass, its chest rising and falling. The fox nipped at a biting fly that landed on its paw before suddenly lifting its head, ears up and alert. The animal rose so it could see over the grass. The treetops had grown together so the natural tunnel was darker than it should have been.

A horse was galloping up the road, its tiny rider sitting low on its back, riding with ease even without a saddle.

The fox dropped and its ears pressed back while the animal slid into the tangles of a fallen pine. It lay perfectly still as the horse ran by, clods of earth being thrown from its hooves.

Kahley guided the steed with a touch while she turned her head, winking at the fox as she rode by.

The fox realized it had been seen so it scuttled backward before slipping into the forest with a flash of its tail.

Kahley spied the Black Dawg Inn and guided her horse over the bridge with an elven whisper. The animal thundered over the wooden arch and slowed before skidding to a halt.

The elven woman let the momentum throw her to the ground, somersaulting to her feet before making an agile leap to the first limb of a nearby tree. She was weaving through the branches before the dust of the horse’s arrival had a chance to settle. With two more quick jumps she was at the open window on the second floor. Kahley blew a wisp of blonde hair from her face before stepping inside.

Downstairs, a woman beaming with an aura of good will, stepped through the kitchen doors carrying a tray of freshly made cookies. Her smiled warmed the room, as did the scent of her baked goods. “Anyone care for a snack?” she asked, directing her question to the corner.

Sitting on the table was a stuffed animal, bobbing its head back and forth to the delight and giggle of a little girl. The girl’s father, Masher, chuckled and nodded when his daughter gave him an inquisitive look.

“Thank Satori for the puppet show,” Masher said with a grin. “Then you can have a cookie.”

Across from him the man made the stuffed animal sit on his shoulder, still bobbing its head. “Oh, it was my pleasure,” said Satori. “I think I need a cookie too.”

A mouse scampered down the banister from the upstairs before hopping the rail to a rafter. Its tiny feet gripped the oak beam as it weaved its way towards the kitchen, crisscrossing through wooden supports until it shimmied down the crude chandelier. The rodent dropped onto Diva’s shoulder.

The little girl yelped and hopped back, seeing the mouse appear from nowhere.

Diva smiled and lent her ear to the mouse when the rodent lifted its nose. “Everything’s fine dear,” she whispered.

Upstairs, Kahley let go of the mouse hair she was holding to return her senses to her own body. She stood and quickly descended the steps before hopping the rail and swinging to the floor. She smiled at Masher and Satori before ruffling the little girl’s hair.

Kahley quickly nodded towards two men in the opposite corner playing chess. One man was too deep in concentration to notice, but the other replied to her greeting by holding his hand in the air and making a piece symbol with his fingers. “How are you Kowgod?”

The peace symbol turned into a thumb’s up.

“Have you finally beat Samureye?”

The thumb’s up turned into a thumb’s down.

Diva grinned when Kahley approached, her eyes twinkling. “How are you sweetheart?”

Kahley’s head dipped slightly, suddenly bashful in the presence of Diva’s kindness. She grinned, revealing her elven smile, one rumored to have weakened he knees of Atlas. “Famished actually, but I don’t have time to eat. Are they in the back?”

Diva handed her a cookie and nodded. “Alex is working on the plan as we speak. Did you find Olivia? Was she in Berg like you thought?”

Kahley’s smile faded with her nod. “They have her in Berg’s dungeon, but not for long. The execution is slated for the morn.”

*****

Alex sat hunched over a large desk, dabbing his quill in ink before scribbling his plan onto the parchment. He sighed, his impatience coming through. He pulled at his hair in frustration and apparently had been for quite some time because his disheveled hair remained upright.

There was a knock.

Alex pointed at the larger man sitting by the door. “See who it is.”

Jeff nodded and slid a panel aside. “It’s Kahley.”

“Let her in,” said a third man.

Alex glanced at Dan sitting in his favorite folding chair with his name painted across the back of it. Above him was a painting of a boy riding a white dragon that bore the head of a dog. “Yeah, let her in. I’m almost done.”

“I hope so,” said Dan. “The first two revisions were not very well thought out.”

“Yeah,” added Jeff. “Revision one and two were a little weak.”

“Trust me,” said Alex. “Revision three will work.”

Kahley entered and immediately the trio was affected by her elven features. “I’ve been in Berg and they have Olivia.”

“Is she well?” asked Jeff, his face suddenly drawn into a look of brotherly concern.

Kahley nodded. “I have also brought gifts from Steven and Pregger.”

Jeff smiled at the thought of the two stealthy wizards. “How do you find them when they are always invisible? They remind me of those twins down the road at the shop where Diva gets her clay bowls.”

“The potter down the road?” asked Alex.

Jeff nodded. “Yeah, those weaselly little potter twins.”

Kahley grinned. “They can be detected when they allow themselves to be seen. It helps being an elven woman.”

Dan laughed, whispering to himself. “That’s epic.”

Alex dropped his quill into the inkwell and sat back. “The plan is ready. How about those gifts?”

Kahley nodded and pulled a pouch from her belt. She blew her hair from her face as she leaned forward, pulling its drawstring until a stream of fine sand spread onto the floor. She kneeled and reached into the sand and somehow her arm was able to sink in up to her elbow. She pulled out a leather tube and let the sand fall away from it before handing it to Dan. “This is yours.”

Dan timidly accepted the gift, looking at his companions like he was expecting something to jump out and bite him. He opened the container and pulled a brass tube from it, extending the spyglass with a snap.

Kahley reached into the sand portal once again. “Danny, you will be able to direct the actions of others while looking through its lenses.”

Dan’s cheeks blushed when Kahley referred to him as Danny.

Kahley smiled, that being her intention. The elven beauty withdrew a bundle of cloth and shook sand from its folds before handing it to Alex. “This is to be yours, for your experiences have earned it.”

Alex let the cloth unfold and saw it was a Guild Tabard. “WoW!”

“Yeah,” said the other two in unison. “WoW is right!”

Alex looked at the silver threads that were woven together to form a sphere of fire in the cloth and his mouth opened when he realized the threads were in constant motion, weaving in and out of the fabric to create a churning ball of flame. “This is the Brekt symbol!” He leaned closer and not only were the silver threads in constant motion, but they were formed by all the names of the guild members. “Alan, Xavier…” he began as he read through them.

Alex suddenly tossed it aside. “Wha? What happened? Why’d I do that?”

Dan lowered the spyglass with a sheepish grin. “Sorry dude, just checking to see if this works.”

Alex retrieved the Guild Tabard and dropped it over his head. His spiked hair suddenly began moving like the flames of a fire.

Jeff stood. “Awesome.” He looked at Kahley with an apprehensive glance, trying his best to be polite and not let his eagerness for the next gift show.

Kahley smiled. “Alex, that Tabard will give you the ability to manipulate flames.”

Alex frowned. “I know. Somehow, as I’m wearing it, I’m learning what I can do.” He quickly grabbed a bottled beer and sat back, tossing back the brew while he let his thoughts instruct him on the uses of his new Guild Tabard.

Jeff began pacing until Kahley reached into the portal of sand for a third time. His eyes widened when she used two hands to pull his gift from the sandy depths.

Kahley stood and held up a golden shield.

Alex sat forward, spilling his beer. He snapped his fingers and the flame from one candle bounced around the room and with each ricochet, another candle was lit.

Dan looked at the shield as Jeff took it. “Woah!”

Jeff slid his arm through the leather straps of the shield and held it in front of him. On its surface was the impression of a bald warrior, his face frozen as he shouted a battle cry.

“Dude,” muttered Dan. “Who is that?” he asked, pointing to the guardian on the front.

Jeff was beaming. “It’s Chiklis, the Sergeant of my deity, the God of Protection.”

Alex drained another bear and pointed to the gold shield with the empty bottle. “Very nice.”

“I have sent gifts to the two you have called upon for aid,” added Kahley. She kneeled and lightly blew across the sand and watched the granules scatter before dissolving into the floor, severing the portal’s connection to the other plane.

“I don’t know what to say,” said Jeff, turning the shield around to look at his disfigured reflection laying over the face of Chiklis.”

“Recovering Olivia is all the thanks you need to give,” added Kahley.

Alex was juggling with three balls of fire until he suddenly tossed them onto the floor. He frowned and looked over at Dan.

Dan, sitting in his folding chair, lowered the spyglass and collapsed it with a snap. Dan tossed his head back with a short burst of laughter and clapped just once.

Jeff set the shield against the wall and stepped back. “The shield,” he said, “It will deflect the greatest blow ever!”

gm_wil
08-12-2007, 04:04 AM
Dan sat next to Alex, looking at the symbol of the Brekt Guild on Alex’s tabard. “So that’s all of them?”

“Yep,” he replied, “all of them.” He took another sip of beer and pointed to the first two names and then all the rest. “Al, X…all Brekt.“

Dan nodded quietly.

Alex sat forward, looking at the third revision of his plan by the light of the flame dancing on the tip of his finger. “It might be hard to find Olivia in Berg. Berg is a big town. Too bad we don’t have a tracker.”

“Actually, I’ve done it before,” said Dan.

Alex frowned. “You’ve tracked in Berg?”

Dan gave Alex a curt nod. “Yeah…I tracked in Berg.”

Alex shrugged. “Problem solved. We’ll need to get over the wall here,” he said while tapping the map. He quickly jumped as his finger started the parchment on fire, dumping the remainder of his beer over it to extinguish the flame.

Jeff reached one arm through a shield strap so it lay across his back before slipping his other arm through the second strap. “Get over the wall?” He glanced around the room. “I can knot a…” he said while looking around…”can knot a…”

“You…can knot a…what?” asked Dan.

Jeff spied a coil of hemp. “I can knot a rope so we can climb the wall Alex was talking about.”

Alex held out his hand, his fist clenched. “We ready?”

Dan and Jeff pressed their fists to his. “Let’s do this.”


*****

Dan hung the leather tube from his neck as he climbed the knotted rope. He pulled himself up and over the wall before gathering up the rope behind him. The town of Berg was still asleep at the early hour so he had to be quick. He crouched down and hurried along the catwalk in a hunch until he gained access to the church tower. The chat-chat-chat of Dan’s boots echoed as he ascended the spiraling stone steps. He stopped at the trap door and quietly lifted it, gaining access to the bell tower. The spherical ceiling reminded him of a Greek dome he had once visited.

Dan shrugged out of his cloak and pulled his backpack off his shoulders. He untied the folding chair and opened it, setting up his perch in the tower before sitting down. Dan pulled the spyglass from the tube around his neck, extended the brass cylinder, locked it in place, and quickly peered through its lenses. He smiled when he saw Alex and Jeff climbing the wall and dropping into the outer courtyard next to the guardhouse. The duo quickly hid in the shadows.

Dan’s view panned to the lone guard patrolling the wall. When he saw the fire of the sentry’s torch suddenly shoot down into the darkness and into Alex’s hand, Dan used his power of his lens, whispering instructions so he could direct the guard to open the portcullis. The passage would give Alex and Jeff access to the inner courtyard.

Down in the alley, Alex quickly rolled his hands around the flame he’d stolen from the torch until he packed it into a smaller and smaller ball. When it was no larger than the size of a pebble, he let the tiny speck of light follow them along like a glowing lightning bug.

Jeff brushed the miniature orb away from his face. “Hey, I can’t see with that in my eyes,” he whispered.

Alex turned and gave him a wise-ass grin.

Jeff pursed his lips and gave his head a shake. When the portcullis began to rise he pulled the shield from his back.

“Don’t you have a weapon?” asked Alex.

Jeff frowned. “The shield is all I need.”

Alex’s brows rose. “Suit yourself. You’re gonna need a weapon.”

Jeff shook his head. “No I won’t.”

Alex shrugged. “I’m just telling ya…” his words trailing off into a mumbling hum.

They gained access to the inner courtyard and heard the portcullis lowering behind them. They crept towards one of the shops where a sleeping vagabond snored loudly.

Suddenly the man’s arm lifted and pointed towards a pair of doors across the way before extending a thumb in the air. The arm dropped suddenly and the sleeping man groaned, adjusting his position.

The two looked at the double doors and another sleeping figure lying on the ground lifted an arm and pointed to the door twice. The arm lowered again.

Alex and Jeff glanced up at the bell tower and grinned. “Dan’s the man,” said Jeff.

Alex chuckled. “Maybe we should call him the puppet-master from now on.”

Jeff gripped Alex’s shoulder and pointed to a guard that had suddenly come into view. Jeff gestured up at the bell tower and then pointed at the sentry.

Up at his perch, Dan watched Jeff and then panned his field of view to the guard. He whispered again, activating his power.

Jeff and Alex waited until the guard turned before they sprinted across the open space.

Alex reached out with a hand and two more flames shot from torches into his palms until he rolled them into tiny orbs of light.

“Hide those,” hissed Jeff.

Alex frowned and gestured, watching the three glowing orbs of flame dissolve into the light of a lantern. “I’ll hold them there until I need them.”

Jeff unclasped his cloak and threw it over his shield as he sat down, pretending to be another peasant who’d slept there in hopes to get a good view of the execution in the morning.

Alex took a seat, withdrew a bottle of beer from his jacket, pulled the cork with his teeth, and rubbed its neck with a sleeve. He drank deeply and belched.

Jeff frowned and held a finger to his mouth.

Alex grinned and also held a finger to his mouth…his middle one.

*****

When mid-morning arrived, entertainers, merchants, and peasants crowded the inner courtyard. The buzz of conversation was incredibly loud as every discussion was amplified so it could be heard over the next.

Jeff and Alex remained in their spots, as they had been for several hours. Jeff nudged Alex and nodded towards the south.

Alex followed his gaze and saw a peasant walking along the wall with a long pole and metal bell. The man was dropping the bell over the torches to douse the flames. Alex looked up at the lantern still burning brightly above them, his trio of orbs still floating amid the light. “It’s just the torches,” he whispered.

When the man finished the torches and began extinguishing lanterns, Alex groaned. “That’s not good.”

Jeff glanced up at the bell tower and gestured as little as possible to get Dan’s attention. “Get the guy putting out the lanterns,” mumbled Jeff, hoping his whisper would help make his message to Dan all the more clear.

The peasant continued on his way.

“Come on Dan,” said Alex, rubbing his face and pointing at the man in the same motion. “Any day now,” he said, shaking his head towards the peasant.

The peasant finally arrived. Jeff stood, leaving his shield lay under the cloak. “Uh, you can’t do that.”

The peasant frowned. “Why not?”

“Because,” said Jeff, “I have a cigar I’m saving for the execution and I’ll need a way to light it.”

The peasant frowned but then shrugged and moved on.

Alex sighed. “Man, that was close. You’ve always were good at improvisation.”

Jeff sat down. “Thanks.”

Alex looked at the bell tower. “What the hell is Dan doing?”

Dan was in his chair, head back, and snoring loudly. The brass spyglass was lying on the trapdoor, just out of reach. He mumbled in his sleep, “Who is Abernathy?”

The trapdoor shuttered when someone below put a shoulder to it.

Dan jumped up, blinking sleep from his eyes as he saw the spyglass get bumped and begin rolling towards the tower’s edge.

Dan dove and slid across the stone, grabbing the spyglass just before he tumbled over the side.

A portly guard finally opened the trap door and climbed into the bell tower. “Wha? What be this?” The overfed sentry poked the chair with a halberd. “Has some sort of writings on the back o’ it.”

Dan hung by one hand, the spyglass in the other. He looked down and realized he wouldn’t survive a fall from such a height. Dan quickly collapsed the device by pushing it against his thigh, reducing the magnifying power of the lenses. “Hey!”

“Wha?” The guard leaned over the edge to see a man hanging by one arm, looking at him through a spyglass.

Dan whispered his orders and directed the guard to haul him up, which he did. Dan thanked him by directing the guard to remove his helmet, lower his head, and run into the wall.

The guard collapsed in a heap.

Dan shook his head. “Sorry dude.” He popped the spyglass open and lifted it to his eyes in time to see four men escorting Olivia towards the chopping block. The crowd erupted in a roar when they saw the same.

Jeff snatched his shield and was about to charge to the rescue when Alex took a hold of his arm. “Wait.”

gm_wil
08-12-2007, 04:05 AM
Olivia stumbled behind the executioner and a guard, pressed onward by the two guards behind her. Olivia’s hair fell in front of her face in curling strands, hiding her face as she scanned the crowd in desperation to see a familiar face.

Inside the closest market, the man who Dan had contacted lifted his gift. Kahlee had given him a hood that would take the shape of anything once pulled over his head. London grinned. It was time for a distraction.

In front of the barracks, a short man with dark brown hair, bowl-cut like that of a friar, walked back and forth tossing splashes of holy water about while muttering phrases of prayer. Gilmore, a friend of London’s, glanced around nervously hoping the guards wouldn’t realize he wasn’t spreading holy water…but instead he was dousing the barracks with lantern oil. Brother Brian counted on the stables to hide the smell with its own stench.

Olivia looked out from under her veil of wavy strands as she was made to kneel in front of the chopping block. Where was Kahley?

A window burst open above the crowd and standing between the shutters was a man wearing a bright red mask, his eyes surrounded by glittering gems, and his mouth was encircled by a white halo of silk. “I am the Magnificent London! I am here to rescue the girl!”

The crowd, thinking it was part of the planned entertainment, laughed and applauded, pointing at the masked man.

Jon lifted a bright red cape with his hands and dove into a trio of guards, much to the delight of the gathering crowd who began cheering for the masked marauder.

Brother Gilmore looked around and finally splashed the rest of his holy water on the guard’s door before dropping it, running for the gate. He had to lift his friar’s robes like a woman running in a dress. He dove into the back of a wagon filled with hay before shouting, “Go Graham, go!”

The driver, chewing on a stem, slapped the reigns and the wagon rumbled away. “All right, all right, No need to yell at me…ass!”

Dan adjusted his spyglass. He directed the executioner to drop the giant axe and dive into the closest guard, tumbling them both off the executioner’s platform. Dan severed his control and quickly took the mind of the third guard, making him do the same to the fourth.

Jeff appeared on the stage, putting himself between Olivia and the archers on the catwalk. When the archers knocked their arrows, Jeff frowned, stepping back to shield himself and Olivia. “Stay down!” he shouted before a hail of arrows rained down on them.

Alex stepped out from his hiding place, three orbs of fire swirling around his blazing hair. One of the magical spheres grew and morphed into a pixie, the flames of her figure wrapping around one another until its fiery wings fluttered, zipping over the crowd who was, for the most part, still watching London’s foray with the guards.

The pixie flew quickly before folding her wings back and extending her arms. She dove headfirst into the lantern oil Brother Gilmore had spread in front of, and over the barracks.

The floofing-blast of fire billowed out, causing the crowd to scream in panic.

Alex pointed to Olivia and the second orb flashed to her bonds, writhing around the rope that held her wrists together like a serpent until it burned away into a dusting of ash.

Dan collapsed his spyglass and shoved the directing device into its case before gripping his chair, closing it over the bell tower ropes. He used the chair’s leather to shield his hands as he slid down the length towards the ground below, ringing the bell as he did so.

Alex, hearing the bell, turned towards the main gate. He gathered the third orb into his hands and rolled his palms around it until it was the size of a melon. Alex stepped forward and released it with a shout. “Brrrakkkatakatak-tee!”

The fireball screamed through the courtyard and slammed into the main gate. The shockwave mushroomed outward in a wave of dust, debris, and smoke.

Jeff turned to grab Olivia but she was already on her feet and standing at the stairs, swinging the executioner’s axe to keep the guards at bay. “Olivia! Follow me!”

Olivia whipped her head to the side, snapping her hair away from her face as she tossed the axe into the air. When the guard reached up to catch it, she kicked him in the groin. She turned and reached for Jeff’s hand.

Alex waited until Jeff and Olivia charged past before following behind, making sure Olivia kept her footing. Alex extended his pointer and pinky in a gesture that pulled strings of flames from the barracks. The ropes of flames formed a path for Jeff to follow, his shield held in front of him, its face shouting its silent battle cry.

Dan appeared beside Alex, out of breath but in good condition. “Too bad we didn’t have wagon wheels on the heels of our boots so we could roll out!” he shouted above the flames and shouting men.

Jon London, at the bottom of a pile of wrestling guards, quickly willed his hood to mimic the face of a guard under him. He crawled his way out and stood, looking at the writhing mass of guards. “Dumb bastards,” he muttered before disappearing into the crowd. Gilmore and Graham would be waiting for him out back.

Jeff stopped suddenly, skidding to a halt. Olivia, Alex, and Dan stumbled into him.

“Dude, what are you doing!” shouted Dan.

“I can’t hold ‘em off forever!” yelled Alex, his hands weaving the flames in various patterns to discourage pursuit.

Jeff pointed through the gate.

Olivia and the trio watched a writhing mass of gelatinous pitch take the forms of various creatures, using the steady shapes of legs to propel itself forward. Every time the beast took the form of a creature that had a large mouth, it spit out black bubbles that quivered in the air until they bounced along the ground like pebbles. Legs sprouted from these pods of tar and they began scurrying forward.

“A Podcaster!” yelled Jeff.

The color drained from Alex’s face. He turned and lifted his arms before bringing his hands together, slapping them loudly.

The remainder of the fire lifted at once and rose over them like a tidal wave, curling over them and washing across the ground before crashing through the gate.

Jeff braced his shield and leaned into the following blast, the force of it pushing him back so his boots left furrows in the dust.

“I can’t control a Podcaster with my directing glass!” shouted Dan. “Their thoughts are too random, shifting with the forms it takes. I’d go mad just trying!”

“That’s all I can do!” shouted Alex. He watched the Podcaster step forward, emerging from the dying flames like a bad dream. He then spied someone running towards Berg, up the hill and behind the Podcaster. “It’s Kevin!”

The second person they had contacted sprinted down the hill towards the Podcaster blocking the gate. Kevin pulled the gift Kahlee had given him from the pack strapped to his back. He stopped and held it aloft before slamming it into the ground.

Alex frowned and then yelped as the ground behind him immediately churned and frothed like the head of an imported beer. Kevin burst from the ground and landed on his feet, shaking dirt and dust from his hair and shoulders. He turned and gripped Kahlee’s gift. Alex tilted his head to the side. “A shovel?”

Kevin shrugged. “Hey, I digg, it’s what I do.”

Alex also shrugged. “Well, now what?”

“Follow me,” shouted Kevin. “We have to get out of Berg for the Rose to work!”

Alex dropped into the hole, pulling the last few sputtering flames with him so they could see ahead of them. Dan dropped into the hole behind him before helping Olivia enter next. Jeff was the last to fall into the pit, his shield held firm.

“Go!” shouted Jeff. “I’ll keep us protected from the Podcaster!”

They turned to push ahead, choking on dust and grit as they sprinted down the instant tunnel Kevin was creating.

Alex had no idea how Kevin could digg so fast, but he wasn’t about to stop him and ask. It wasn’t long before the tunnel angled towards the surface and they popped through the topsoil in a rush, stumbling into the grass.

Kevin turned and held up a crystal rose. “Quick, everyone grab it!”

Jeff stumbled back, holding the last of the blackened pods at bay with this shield before he reached back and touched Kevin’s rose.

They disappeared in a blink just as the pods coalesced into the dreaded Podcaster. The suspended rose fell from the air and its crystal form shattered into a thousand pieces.

Back in Black Dawg Inn, there was a flash of light before Diva suddenly shouted, “Liv!”

***** End *****

oliviakay
08-12-2007, 06:24 AM
I didn't get to thoroughly read this, but it's pretty impressive..I shall return soon. I want some steamy romance scenes Will.

trsjeff
08-12-2007, 08:50 AM
Awesome. Simply awesome.

It must be said, I love me some puns. And you sir, you are a pun master.

Clever. Funny. Loved it.

-Jeff

gm_wil
08-12-2007, 04:47 PM
Awesome. Simply awesome.

It must be said, I love me some puns. And you sir, you are a pun master.

Clever. Funny. Loved it.

-Jeff

Cool beans...there's a few errors but it was just for fun anyway...and was a good way to the pass the time while it was storming.

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bman
08-12-2007, 05:06 PM
holy crap man, i wish i enjoyed reading cause thats way too much to read for me lol

muffins
08-12-2007, 06:25 PM
wow TRS has fan fiction...its official. We've reached a new level of rad today folks.

k4ng
08-12-2007, 10:25 PM
That was very funny :) I love that Kahley was the elven beauty because that's seriously what I thought of when I saw her on TRS!

senoj1
08-12-2007, 11:13 PM
Awesome dude.

trsjeff
08-13-2007, 01:23 AM
Hey gm_wil, thought you'd like to know, the guys (and some other friends) were over at my place today for our weekly Munchkin game and we had a soft of "staged reading" of your "adventure". We all laughed quite a bit and were impressed again by your wit and humbled by your effort. Thanks, man.

I will cherish my shield ;)

-Jeff

gm_wil
08-13-2007, 05:30 AM
Hey gm_wil, thought you'd like to know, the guys (and some other friends) were over at my place today for our weekly Munchkin game and we had a soft of "staged reading" of your "adventure". We all laughed quite a bit and were impressed again by your wit and humbled by your effort. Thanks, man.

I will cherish my shield ;)

-Jeff

Awesome...epic...rad. It was storming so I couldn't ride cycle and wished I had a TRS show to watch to pass the time...and decided I should give something back to you fellas since you guys take the time for us every week. Gave me a big ol' grin knowing it cracked ya up. As Leslie Nielson once said, "I love laughing."

k4ng
08-13-2007, 08:09 AM
Are you planning to write more chapters/parts?

xgunnerrecallx
08-13-2007, 08:16 AM
That was an awesome piece of fan fiction. I loved it. But it isn't as good as The Shield...the greatest show ever.

godmode
08-13-2007, 10:43 AM
/r/ slash fiction

palandros
08-13-2007, 01:42 PM
That was totally rad. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole, "It will deflect the greatest blow ever!" and the following, "You’ve tracked in Berg?"

Both of those caught me off guard. They were rad. :D

gm_wil
08-13-2007, 02:34 PM
Are you planning to write more chapters/parts?

*shrug*

Didn't really plan on it...unless something dropped in my noggin while driving for work (where this idea sprouted from) so who knows...

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denmmurray
08-13-2007, 02:50 PM
I didn't get to thoroughly read this, but it's pretty impressive..I shall return soon. I want some steamy romance scenes Will.

with Jeff?

oliviakay
08-13-2007, 05:57 PM
with Jeff?

Uhh, Duh!
hahaaa don't act like you wouldn't like it.

dannyt
08-13-2007, 10:41 PM
Will, you are a genius...

this shit is tight yo!

gm_wil
08-13-2007, 11:43 PM
Will, you are a genius...

this shit is tight yo!

*lets out a jack burton sigh*

"It's all in the reflexes."



(thanks dude)

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gm_wil
08-13-2007, 11:46 PM
That was very funny :) I love that Kahley was the elven beauty because that's seriously what I thought of when I saw her on TRS!

BTW, when I saw her on the podcast I thought of a specific character - Deedlit, from Record of Lodus War.

http://homepage.mac.com/wilknoble/deedlit.jpg

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senoj1
08-13-2007, 11:50 PM
I think that TRS is in need of a space epic.

zombierin
08-14-2007, 06:40 AM
So awesome.
Amazing job.

More please.
haha.
(but seriously..)

saqibnk
08-14-2007, 08:40 PM
Awesome story really enjoyed reading it...The TRS guys should totally use this as the intro to the next show or at least do a segment about them playing Munchkin with it or something