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madripper1
10-12-2006, 02:39 PM
What do you think of Lindsy Lohan as wonder Woman.

seumas
10-12-2006, 02:41 PM
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funnelfish
10-12-2006, 02:42 PM
I think that is the most horrible thought I have ever heard... and I listen to Atomusk talk about his hopes and dreams.

soundwave2-0
10-12-2006, 02:44 PM
worst idea ever...Morena Baccarin from Firefly needs to be Wonder Woman...she was made to do it.

madripper1
10-12-2006, 02:47 PM
Morena Baccarin would be a great choice.

comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 02:48 PM
I think that would be absolutely horrible and will never happen anyway. I think Jessica Biel is a good fit.

funnelfish
10-12-2006, 02:51 PM
I think that would be absolutely horrible and will never happen anyway. I think Jessica Biel is a good fit.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done!

toastmstrgeneral
10-12-2006, 02:52 PM
I thought Rachel Bilson was already cast as Wonder Woman?

seumas
10-12-2006, 02:57 PM
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comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 02:58 PM
I thought Rachel Bilson was already cast as Wonder Woman?

No that was just a rumour started by someone. It's false anyway

harlo
10-12-2006, 02:59 PM
I almost threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. Thank Whedon that was just some crazy rumor thing.

satori
10-12-2006, 03:02 PM
I'll chew my arm off if I have to sit through LL as WW.
Joss says that he's cast the role, but it sounds more of a joke than anything. The quote from a few days ago that I posted on these very forums (don't you people read my posts?) was:

"1) Wonder Woman has finally been cast. To no one's surprise, we eschewed all those tired movie and TV personalities and cast the interweb star "Lonelygirl", or whatever her actual name is. Congratulations, whomever!"

Sounds like it's still out there to me.

madripper1
10-12-2006, 03:26 PM
She is in the top of the running for the part really.

funnelfish
10-12-2006, 03:31 PM
She is in the top of the running for the part really.

Only because the studio wants her on the list. I am certain that Wheadon would not even give her more than the superflous audition.

comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 03:36 PM
She is in the top of the running for the part really.

wow that it just complete bullshit. Like the rachel bilson thing someone claimed this and all the papers ran with the story. It came from Lindsey Lohan saying that she wanted to do wonder wonder in an interview. Then all the tabloids ran the story that she was the next wonder woman.

The claim that she is in the top running is totally unsubstantiated.

harlo
10-12-2006, 03:36 PM
I can see the scene now.. she wraps you up in the truth lasso...

I'm sorry, you were cute, but now you're a skanky whore who has f'ed up pancake titties.

Oh wait, I guess the lasso isn't really needed.

divadawg9234
10-12-2006, 03:59 PM
no, just no...

diela
10-12-2006, 04:04 PM
Morena Baccarin would be a great choice.

Personally I think Morena is too delicately beautiful. WW is supposed to be an amazon... tall, athletic...

What about what's her face that played Xena? She's been guest starring on a lot of things. She'd fill out that bustier pretty well.

jcroft74
10-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Wonder Woman needs to be a traditionally curvy woman. Not some rail thin bimbo with implants.

losojosdemuerte
10-12-2006, 04:12 PM
What do you think of Lindsy Lohan as wonder Woman.

You know who I see as WW, Stacy Kiebler. Not fire crouch.

seumas
10-12-2006, 04:12 PM
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buxomia
10-12-2006, 04:21 PM
Wait....please tell me this is a hypothetical situation

seumas
10-12-2006, 04:24 PM
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satori
10-12-2006, 04:29 PM
Not fire crouch.

Guess the dislexia is catchy because the first time I read this I was killing myself laughing. I thought you were calling Lohan: Crotch Fire, as in VD girl... I was laughing so I hard I snorted.

buxomia
10-12-2006, 04:34 PM
Guess the dislexia is catchy because the first time I read this I was killing myself laughing. I thought you were calling Lohan: Crotch Fire, as in VD girl... I was laughing so I hard I snorted.

Fire Crotch is what that loser Brandon Smalls called her like 50 billion times when he was with Paris Hilton

Well...Brandon Smalls isn't his name, but some annoying Brandon name

satori
10-12-2006, 05:08 PM
Fire Crotch is what that loser Brandon Smalls called her like 50 billion times when he was with Paris Hilton

Well...Brandon Smalls isn't his name, but some annoying Brandon name

anyone dating Paris Hilton is on the same plane. Pot, meet Kettle.

satori
10-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Is there really demand for a Wonder Woman movie? Who actually reads wonder woman comics? Who, under 30, even remembers the show? Who over 30 can say that the show was anything less than completely idiotic and lame? Hell, I'm close to the right age group and all I remember is that the chick who played wonder woman went crazy in the 90s or something. Or at least, she's the chick who pimps makeup on latenight infomercials.

Have you seen the movie from the 70s? It was a huge hit with feminists and comic officianados... hell Gloria Steinem even loved it. She's a great character that has not always had the film, TV and comic treatment that she should of. This doesn't mean that she should be abandoned. When I was a kid I loved the show. Besides... It's Joss Whedon, I have yet to see him do anything I haven't loved.

briangilmore
10-12-2006, 05:42 PM
What do you think of Lindsy Lohan as wonder Woman.

oh, **** you.



haha, let's PLEASE stop talking about Lindsay Lohan or I'll delete this whole ****in thing. ugh. ugh. and ugh.

(even though i was TOTALLY into her circa Parent Trap ;) )

buxomia
10-12-2006, 05:51 PM
oh, **** you.



haha, let's PLEASE stop talking about Lindsay Lohan or I'll delete this whole ****in thing. ugh. ugh. and ugh.

(even though i was TOTALLY into her circa Parent Trap ;) )

nice going pedo

satori
10-12-2006, 05:52 PM
haha, let's PLEASE stop talking about Lindsay Lohan or I'll delete this whole ****in thing. ugh. ugh. and ugh.

oh great... the power trip finally starts... :rolleyes: ;)

briangilmore
10-12-2006, 05:53 PM
nice going pedo

oh haha, we were basically the same age at the time. she's 20. hell, my gf's 19! i'm FINE!

(also, i thought you were calling me the word "fart" in spanish...which just happens to be "pedo")

atomusk
10-12-2006, 05:54 PM
What do you think of Lindsy Lohan as wonder Woman.

ewwww dude, wtf!!!!!!

***passes out in a pool of his vomited tony the tiger cereal***

briangilmore
10-12-2006, 05:54 PM
oh, and last I heard (since whedon is doing Wonder Woman, this girl was in talks (inara), and i think that would be freaking amazing:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/


can we close this and stop talking about lohan now?

abacusand13south
10-12-2006, 06:12 PM
nice going pedo

I hope he meant freaky friday.

Okay it only took about 20 minutes for that to show up, and now its completely out of context.

superdeformed
10-12-2006, 06:46 PM
Who's Lindsy Lohan? I mean seriously, who the **** is she? She's another person who's just randomly famous for no reason to me. Same with Paris Hilton, who the **** cares? Who watches her show? Who buys her CD's? Are people just that seperated that we have no idea what we like anymore?

diela
10-12-2006, 07:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan is another one of those "Disney" manufactured "stars". She's been in half a dozen of their movies, and I think they tried to push her as a singer. They usually do with their teen girl actresses.

Frankly, I can't stand her. And the Disney channel *shoves* these girls in your face every commercial break. Like AJ and Ally. SO annoying.

satori
10-12-2006, 07:10 PM
Tina Fey's Mean Girls was actually pretty funny I thought... but that's about the only thing that Lohan was ok in. My son Loved her in Herbie... but he's 3, and likely looking to get some.

losojosdemuerte
10-12-2006, 07:27 PM
Holy shit. The first two times I read that, I thought you were talking about Kimmy Gibbler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimmy_Gibbler).

NOW THAT's FUNNY!!!!

losojosdemuerte
10-12-2006, 07:30 PM
Tina Fey's Mean Girls was actually pretty funny I thought... but that's about the only thing that Lohan was ok in. My son Loved her in Herbie... but he's 3, and likely looking to get some.

I actually loved Mean Girls, reminded me of Jawbreaker Clueless with underage hotties.

r3v
10-12-2006, 07:41 PM
Personally I think Morena is too delicately beautiful. WW is supposed to be an amazon... tall, athletic...

What about what's her face that played Xena? She's been guest starring on a lot of things. She'd fill out that bustier pretty well.Ahhh, Lucy Lawless. Good call. I'd go see a Wonder Xena movie. heh. I never really watched Xena, but I somehow subconciously developed a crush on her.

Tina Fey's Mean Girls was actually pretty funny I thought... but that's about the only thing that Lohan was ok in. My son Loved her in Herbie... but he's 3, and likely looking to get some.hahahahahaha Even 3 and he can spot that easy of a score.


Anyways, I think they need to shelve the WW movie until someone can reverse the aging process on Linda Carter, or clone her, or go back in time and bring her forward...

slowmtnsilhouette
10-12-2006, 07:50 PM
did anyone see "sky high"? i thought it was funny that linda carter played the principal....

lindsay lohan is a skanky hoe. and last time i checked, underwear=sexy, no underwear=trashy.

as far as who should play her, WW, lucy lawless does seem appropriate, but i wouldnt think of her right away...

bullgator2255
10-12-2006, 08:25 PM
Morena Baccarin would be a great choice.

No where near tall enough...of course, they did make a 6'2" Wolverine.

briangilmore
10-12-2006, 09:40 PM
I hope he meant freaky friday.

Okay it only took about 20 minutes for that to show up, and now its completely out of context.

hahaha, nope. i meant parent trap. but i TOTALLY was in love with her before people thought she was hot, then when she started falling astray (after freaky friday came out), she became a ****ing ****...*sigh*...she was almost my #1 until we all saw what kind of person she was...

satori
10-12-2006, 09:51 PM
I just remembered, Wonder Woman is supposed to be Greek, not that anyone that has played her has been greek... do you think that will make it in as a requirement?

r3v
10-12-2006, 10:22 PM
I just remembered, Wonder Woman is supposed to be Greek, not that anyone that has played her has been greek... do you think that will make it in as a requirement?You seem to be implying there are requirements...

thefast
10-12-2006, 10:58 PM
I think that would be absolutely horrible and will never happen anyway. I think Jessica Biel is a good fit.

You mean Jessica Alba.

tokenuser
10-12-2006, 11:01 PM
I just remembered, Wonder Woman is supposed to be Greek, not that anyone that has played her has been greek... do you think that will make it in as a requirement?So now Jennifer Aniston is thrown into the mix??

bravestarr
10-12-2006, 11:03 PM
I just remembered, Wonder Woman is supposed to be Greek, not that anyone that has played her has been greek... do you think that will make it in as a requirement?

thought she was Amazonian, only her name was Greco-Roman, in which a Brazilian actress would be phat.

comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 11:32 PM
You mean Jessica Alba.

Err no. no i don't

r3v
10-13-2006, 12:41 AM
thought she was Amazonian, only her name was Greco-Roman, in which a Brazilian actress would be phat.
Amazons are a Greek Myth and have nothing to do with the Amazon Jungle, etc. The greco-roman gods play a big part in WW's history.

I'm not a WW big fan, but I did some research recently.

bravestarr
10-13-2006, 01:30 AM
Amazons are a Greek Myth and have nothing to do with the Amazon Jungle, etc. The greco-roman gods play a big part in WW's history.

I'm not a WW big fan, but I did some research recently.

damn, been makin a fool of myself all these years. that explains why the amazon women on the moon in Amazon Women on the Moon were all white.

psbp516
10-13-2006, 01:41 AM
I really think relatively unknown actors should be playing these superhero roles. I mean, for the majority of people superhero movies are already thought of as ridiculous (even with the good ones, they are still people running around in costumes), but to add even more hilarity by casting a famous coke whore, its just stupid.
Get more good unknown actors like they did with superman returns.