View Full Version : Weapon of Choice
harlo
10-12-2006, 05:28 PM
Don't be shocked by the sound of my voice.. I just want to know.. what's your weapon of choice. If you could have any weapon real or imagined.. say if you happen to find yourself in the middle of a Battle Royale (with cheese) then what would you want to find in your backpack?
For me I'd say the obvious is a lightsaber, but I'm also partial to a good old samurai sword... Hanso style.
tokenuser
10-12-2006, 05:43 PM
Give me a boomstick. If any S-Mart shoppers know when they go on sale next, I'd like to pick one up.
atomusk
10-12-2006, 05:43 PM
thats a hard one, the Goomba Shoe is sexy, but its bad at deffense,
the Hammer Brothers suit is sick, but i think i would go for the Tanoonki Suit (racoon suit)
comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 05:45 PM
Thor's Hammer.
Stop. Hammertime!
A difficult choice. If it has to fit into a pack I would say a really big heavy stick. If it doesn't, I would want a mech any Gundam or Eva would be fine.
viscountradu
10-12-2006, 05:47 PM
"There's times I think you don't take me seriously... Six men came to kill me one time. The best of them carried this... It's my very favorite gun."
I want Jayne's gun, Vera.
djhyjak
10-12-2006, 05:49 PM
any BFG with nonstop ammo
satori
10-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Assuming this is not a real world scenario, and only a comic book concept: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
jcroft74
10-12-2006, 05:51 PM
a cricket bat.
kowgod
10-12-2006, 05:54 PM
My weapon of choice is thought.
atomusk
10-12-2006, 06:03 PM
Thor's Hammer.
Stop. Hammertime!
im a n00b to comics, but i thought only Thor could wield the hammer
comradelazyman
10-12-2006, 06:07 PM
Any living person who is "worthy" can wield Thor's hammer. Odin originally used it. Then Thor came along and proved himself worthy to wield the hammer.
abacusand13south
10-12-2006, 06:23 PM
Green Lantern ring.
divadawg9234
10-12-2006, 06:29 PM
robotities.
diela
10-12-2006, 06:31 PM
Chainsaw. There is no substitute for a weapon that can both stop a zombie and fell a tree. And create ice sculptures. And free you from a burning building.
fluxcapacitor
10-12-2006, 06:35 PM
The Saint of Killers' guns.
dromeonyourchest
10-12-2006, 06:40 PM
batman's utility belt
jcroft74
10-12-2006, 07:15 PM
robotities.
a truely powerful weapon. they would stop me.
harlo
10-12-2006, 07:19 PM
I think I'd also like to have a glaive from Krull or Xena's chakram, but not as a primary weapon.
losojosdemuerte
10-12-2006, 07:32 PM
robotities.
I would also use your Robotities.
jonathanlondon
10-12-2006, 07:38 PM
My weapon of choice is thought.
Fag. El Phantasmo Blanco would break your brain open and eat it. Where's your thought now, brainiac? He's faster then human thought! Unless he's in the ocean. Then he just tags Dr. Waterman and let's him take you down to the depths, tackle fight style!
point5o
10-12-2006, 08:41 PM
Six Demon Bag and a flying guillotine
fino35
10-12-2006, 09:00 PM
Huge battle ax.
**** Pirates and ninjas, I wanna be a goddamn viking.
Valhalla here I come...
bullgator2255
10-12-2006, 09:02 PM
I'd go with a bow staff, but for extra power, I"d take Darth Maul's lightsaber.
harlo
10-12-2006, 09:17 PM
Six Demon Bag and a flying guillotine
That reminds me.. in WoW you can get a Six Demon Bag (which I have). Other funny ones are the Hanso Sword and the Sword of Omens. I know there's more. I try to find and save all the geek reference objects in the game. They also have a The One Ring which, ironically, gives you +1 to all your stats.
bravestarr
10-12-2006, 09:31 PM
a brainwashed Kwisatz Haderach who does my bidding.
that or a kick ass swiss army knife that's got a gun in it.
Just give me a hand full of snarks and I will be set.
darksydeavenger
10-12-2006, 11:54 PM
I'd probably harness the sheer power that is BrianGilmore's creepiness. That shit is intense. :cool:
I am a big fan of swords and knives and the like, but pity the fool, Mister T style, that brings a knife to a gun fight.
Plus, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Know what I mean? You folk who want a lightsaber are forgetting that you need the force to go with it... at least if you are going to block any blaster bolts.
I like the idea of the Saint's of Killers guns. That was good. However, if we've got ANY weapon to choose from ... give me a Quake II railgun and a low ping. :)
fino35
10-13-2006, 12:37 AM
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes
paulsaves
10-13-2006, 12:47 AM
I'd have to say screwdriver, I probably wouldn't survive a long time. But I want to shove one into someone's ear. Maybe then their throat.
jdhore
10-13-2006, 01:02 AM
my weapon of choice is one of my 2 nice-ish swords and 2 of my customized Glocks...i really own all these weapons, i use them very well and i have used them for their intended purpose (injuring people) a few times...
icedsoul
10-13-2006, 01:29 AM
I am a big fan of swords and knives and the like, but pity the fool, Mister T style, that brings a knife to a gun fight.
Plus, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Know what I mean? You folk who want a lightsaber are forgetting that you need the force to go with it... at least if you are going to block any blaster bolts.
I like the idea of the Saint's of Killers guns. That was good. However, if we've got ANY weapon to choose from ... give me a Quake II railgun and a low ping. :)
very good point... and battle royal... you dont wanna **** up, right? ... hmmm
railgun sounds very nice. bfg obviously would be pretty neat... especially with alot of ammo,
hmmm... difficult... katana would be be cool, but as r3v said, bad idea. ahhh
I guess a good old trusty Styr Aug with a backpack of clips would do the trick on battle royal.
leeahd
10-13-2006, 02:29 AM
You guys mentioned a lot of cool weapons that I would definitely want, I mean who doesn't want a light saber? or Thor's Hammer?
Ultimately though, I'll take a Cosmic Cube or the Infinity Gauntlet :D
sevenduffs
10-13-2006, 03:45 AM
A Spoon FTW
big-doze
10-13-2006, 03:48 AM
Deadpool's teleportation belt. When the fists start flyin', get the **** out of dodge! Come back later to steal weapons from fallen combatants. Yeah, that's how I roll.
But since that's not technically a weapon, I'll go with Web-Shooters. Easy mobility and the ability to incapacitate your enemies. Can't shoot a clogged gun.
the-ferg
10-13-2006, 04:22 AM
I always like to go with an army of rapid animals, preferably monkeys or kittens.
briangilmore
10-13-2006, 04:29 AM
Samurai Sword. *throws it down, stands up, walks out of the room*
matteekay
10-13-2006, 08:20 AM
Dante's Ebony and Ivory. They seem to shoot faster than a machine gun, and there's two. Plus you can do that cool air float-y thing.
Also, the Keyblade. You don't **** with the Keyblade.
icedsoul
10-13-2006, 11:20 AM
Samurai Sword. *throws it down, stands up, walks out of the room*
emm... dude...
you forgot soooomethiiiiing...
masherscf
10-13-2006, 01:16 PM
I've been thinking about this, I've chosen a weapon distinctly my own. That weapon is : Explosive Flatulence!
comradelazyman
10-13-2006, 02:07 PM
I've been thinking about this, I've chosen a weapon distinctly my own. That weapon is : Explosive Flatulence!
Then you will get a hammer to the face and a knife in the back
masherscf
10-13-2006, 02:08 PM
Then you will get a hammer to the face and a knife in the back
But, my essence will live on! You'll never kill the smell!
baulsaak
10-13-2006, 02:26 PM
a cricket bat.
"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket."
tokenuser
10-13-2006, 02:51 PM
"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket."
What is there to understand?
Here is a great page that explains Cricket for Baseball fans (http://www.cheryl-morgan.com/?page_id=23).
BTW - I know I am not the lone cricket fan on the boards either. There are at least a couple of other Aussies, and at least one West Indian. I am guessing there might even be some India or Pakistani supporters out there too. If there are any Kiwi or England supporters, we'll type our replies slowly so you can read them later.
As for needing to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Yeah ... maybe. I could go for a crumpet right now ... lightly toasted, buttered with honey. It would have beaten the Sausage and Egg McMuffin I picked up at McDonald's this morning :(
diela
10-13-2006, 02:53 PM
"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket."
Considering this is a "Weapon" thread, you don't need to understand cricket to recognize a nice, hefty bat when you see one. :D
baulsaak
10-13-2006, 04:21 PM
Considering this is a "Weapon" thread, you don't need to understand cricket to recognize a nice, hefty bat when you see one. :D
Does no one recognize a Casey Jones quote when I use one, sheesh.
harlo
10-13-2006, 05:06 PM
Does no one recognize a Casey Jones quote when I use one, sheesh.
I was right there with you, but you did the reveal before I could comment. But wasn't it actually Raphael who said that line?
matteekay
10-13-2006, 05:12 PM
Indeed it was, in reference to Casy Jones.
masherscf
10-13-2006, 05:22 PM
What is there to understand?
BTW - I know I am not the lone cricket fan on the boards either.
As for needing to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Yeah ... maybe. I could go for a crumpet right now ... lightly toasted, buttered with honey. It would have beaten the Sausage and Egg McMuffin I picked up at McDonald's this morning :(
Crumpets yes! Crickett no. You can't get a half-way decent crumpet in this country. My dad used to make them. But, I haven't had a good crumpet since I was a kid.
divadawg9234
10-13-2006, 08:57 PM
bump567890
fluxcapacitor
10-18-2006, 10:12 PM
Green Lantern ring.
It's only $25.00:
http://www.80stees.com/products/Green-Lantern-Ring.asp
It's only $25.00:
http://www.80stees.com/products/Green-Lantern-Ring.aspAh, but this is like when they sell ya the razor for cheap and then screw ya on the blades. Don't you need a lantern to charge it or something?
edit: I might be totally mis-remembering that. I'm not a big DC guy. Forgive me, Lantern Corps.
sugarsickness
10-19-2006, 01:33 AM
http://www.pinetree.org/~gordon/d20.jpg
satansmagichat
10-19-2006, 01:50 AM
That bag from Felix the Cat. He could pull anything out of that shit.
squee189
10-19-2006, 03:40 AM
Jlo's slapping hand. I don't care who you are, Jlo's slaps will give you some spine.
thedunbar
10-19-2006, 03:45 AM
a knife that was just stabbed into some guy with AIDS
bigwhiteryan
10-19-2006, 04:04 AM
Fag. El Phantasmo Blanco...
Don't you need to drop a $1 into the Gay Bucket or whatever?
I'm going to say... Matt Sato's Lifter Mask from the M.A.S.K. cartoon. That's telekinesis, holmes!!!
"Liftah... On!"
strongoloid
10-19-2006, 06:21 AM
My favorite real life weapon is my miniature Giants baseball bat that is next to my bed.
Otherwise nuclear powered ninja stars would be OK.
thetechguru
10-19-2006, 01:12 PM
AK-47 with a backpack full of C-Mags to use with it.
abacusand13south
10-19-2006, 03:37 PM
My favorite real life weapon is my miniature Giants baseball bat that is next to my bed.
Dude I have an Indians one that is probably exactly the same, its like a police baton and I also keep mine beside my bed.
paulsaves
10-19-2006, 03:47 PM
http://www.pinetree.org/~gordon/d20.jpg
Hahahahaha.. Nice.