Who would play Duke Nukem in a movie

[satori]

like the title says... who would best play duke nukem in a movie?

[paulsaves]

Isn't it obvious?!? Dolph Lundgren!!

[bird603568]

R. Lee Ermey duh

[jonathanlondon]

Lundgren
John Cena
Howie Long?
Kurt Russell?
The dude who was Hydenreich in the WWE

[kenclunk]

Stephen Colbert

[sugarsickness]

http://thor.mirtna.org/oddities/lookalikes/pics/duke-01.jpg

[divadawg9234]

Jesse Marunde FTW

[harlo]

If your'e gonna talk obvious then you should have the person responsible for originally delivering most of Duke's lines.. Bruce Campbell.

That or, assuming he's still alive, you could go to the source of a few others and get Roddy Piper.

[baulsaak]

Lundgren
John Cena
Howie Long?
Kurt Russell?
The dude who was Hydenreich in the WWE
I was going to say Kurt Russell, unless he's starting to look his age now.
John Cena might be good, I want to see his new movie to see how good an actor he is though.
Dolph always seems too Russian (not that it's a bad thing, just Duke seems All-American).

[harlo]

I chimed in on this discussion, but what is the point? I mean, it's not like this movie would ever come out. If they ever did start it then it would take 4ever to finish. ;)

[satori]

it would take 4ever to finish. ;)

dude!!!... that was brutal... you have to watch those groaners. :)

[cyrinix]

Samuel L Jackson or Jean-Claude Van Damme ;)

[boxcarjay]

yeah there are a lot of obvious choices but if it gets made you know its gonna end up being ben affleck or brad pitt or some shit like that

[matteekay]

Cheese. Just strap a gun to him and he's good to go.

[satansmagichat]

http://thor.mirtna.org/oddities/lookalikes/pics/duke-01.jpg

Winner!

Oh, apparently you have to have at least ten characters to make a post, so here I am, lengthening this message just to give another dromie some props. I'll chocke Revision3 with my cock, I swear I will.

[colemip]

I would say Mickey Rourke, but he's about 10 years too old.

[satori]

I'm thinking Henry Rollins