View Full Version : A "very special" Geekdrome...
kowgod
10-13-2006, 08:38 PM
You remember back in the day when shows used to do "very special" episodes, where they covered shit like drug use, or teenage sex, or a parent dying, and made it all cracked out and dramatic? Yeah. You remember.
So, what would constitute a "very special" episode of Geekdrome?
I actually ****in dreamt about this last night. Can you believe that? Anyways, the very special aspect in my dream was lame as ****. It was like, a member of the forums was in trouble or some shit.
I woke up and I was like, that's it? On my drive to work, I was trying to think of a better very special topic, but all I could think of were the hosts and venerial diseases.
I'm obviously not depraved enough... but I know who is! You guys!
I thought the last episode was the "very special episode" about not being a 'phobe. :)
jonathanlondon
10-13-2006, 08:39 PM
Hank and Cheese would host.
You remember back in the day when shows used to do "very special" episodes, where they covered shit like drug use, or teenage sex, or a parent dying, and made it all cracked out and dramatic? Yeah. You remember.
So, what would constitute a "very special" episode of Geekdrome?
I actually ****in dreamt about this last night. Can you believe that? Anyways, the very special aspect in my dream was lame as ****. It was like, a member of the forums was in trouble or some shit.
I woke up and I was like, that's it? On my drive to work, I was trying to think of a better very special topic, but all I could think of were the hosts and venerial diseases.
I'm obviously not depraved enough... but I know who is! You guys!
harlo
10-13-2006, 08:42 PM
As long as it features Johnny Hulk smashing things and then JLo walking away to the sad piano riff from the Hulk tv series, I'm game.
If you want to tie it in to the homophobe phobia, then maybe all the times they have said gay somehow culminate and get hit with gamma rays to become a giant hulked up gayness of all gayness and fight with Johnny Hulk. I mean who doesn't want to see Hulk fight some crazy culmination of non physical energy.. oh wait......
matteekay
10-13-2006, 08:44 PM
It would go something like this... Dan gets depressed over a girl, and develops an eating disorder. Things get really bad until Jon and the forum members sit down with hime and have a talk beginning with "We think you have a problem...". A dramtical montage unfolds, with various people chiming in in support of DannyT, some shedding tears, and moving music. Then, when we think he's made it through, he says thanks, and everyone smiles. Just then, Hank and Cheese do something funny, like farting, and everyone laughs.
Freeze frame.
Roll end credits.
kowgod
10-13-2006, 08:45 PM
Dude, I for one would love to see the Gayness of All Gayness man wrestle in tattered shorts with Jonny Hulk.
I need to be alone for a while.
jonathanlondon
10-13-2006, 08:45 PM
As long as it features Johnny Hulk smashing things and then JLo walking away to the sad piano riff from the Hulk tv series, I'm game.
If you want to tie it in to the homophobe phobia, then maybe all the times they have said gay somehow culminate and get hit with gamma rays to become a giant hulked up gayness of all gayness and fight with Johnny Hulk. I mean who doesn't want to see Hulk fight some crazy culmination of non physical energy.. oh wait......
Best post all day. That is funny. Man, that movie stunk.
seumas
10-13-2006, 10:22 PM
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bravestarr
10-13-2006, 10:24 PM
i'm not sure, but i think caffeine pills need to a play a part.
seumas
10-13-2006, 10:26 PM
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diela
10-13-2006, 10:29 PM
A "very special episode", where Dan learns the dangers of meeting "hot chicks" (read as "secretly hair old men") over the internet, with wisdom and guidance form his good from JLo, who warns against it, checks in on him and eventually saves the day.
You think Jlo is going to be the wise and sensible one in this scenario? What podcast are *you* watching???
:eek:
slowmtnsilhouette
10-13-2006, 10:34 PM
You think Jlo is going to be the wise and sensible one in this scenario? What podcast are *you* watching???
:eek:
lol.
"a very special episode" always reminds me of clone high... i miss that show...
maharajamackdaddy
10-13-2006, 10:39 PM
Sure, it's all fun and games until the caffeine pills turn out to be roofies.
Roofies....no wonder why i don't remember that party and for some reason my anus hurts. Damn it not again!
seumas
10-13-2006, 10:45 PM
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thefast
10-13-2006, 11:06 PM
JLo says gay so much that he has a nervous breakdown, and weeps uncontrollably any time he sees any sort hate in the world whatsoever. He comes to the decision that the only way he can make things right is to be with another man, where he eventually ends up getting gang ****ed in a dark alley by seven men. Not knowing what he is anymore, Jonathon lays there on his apartment floor on the verge of suicide until Dan pays him a visit to see why he's late for the next episode of Geekdrome. Dan sees what's become of Jonathon, and, to lift his spirits, Dan decides that he too will get gang ****ed by seven men. JLo is extremely touched by this act, and everything returns to normal in the world of Geekdrome. They have also learned the most important lesson of this experience, which is to stop saying gay so much.
cyrinix
10-13-2006, 11:32 PM
I actually ****in dreamt about this last night. Can you believe that? Anyways, the very special aspect in my dream was lame as ****. It was like, a member of the forums was in trouble or some shit.
dude, thats f'ing weird, i had a dream about being on Geekdrome last nite!
for some reason they were filming in a club house or some shit, and there were some girls that came to watch the show....it was really weird, lol
jonathanlondon
10-13-2006, 11:44 PM
JLo says gay so much that he has a nervous breakdown, and weeps uncontrollably any time he sees any sort hate in the world whatsoever. He comes to the decision that the only way he can make things right is to be with another man, where he eventually ends up getting gang ****ed in a dark alley by seven men. Not knowing what he is anymore, Jonathon lays there on his apartment floor on the verge of suicide until Dan pays him a visit to see why he's late for the next episode of Geekdrome. Dan sees what's become of Jonathon, and, to lift his spirits, Dan decides that he too will get gang ****ed by seven men. JLo is extremely touched by this act, and everything returns to normal in the world of Geekdrome. They have also learned the most important lesson of this experience, which is to stop saying gay so much.
Best episode ever. That's what that would be.
xxxthundercatxxx
10-14-2006, 06:35 AM
I think it should address Dan's addiction to D&D. As he becomes less and less socially acceptable, a concerned JLo investigates and discovers Dan's unhealthy obsession. Denial keeps Dan from seeing the harm he's inflicting on himself, he pushes Jon away and seeks comfort in his new 20 sided friends. After a 52hr D&D binge Dan passes out and is taken to the hospital. Jon waits at his bedside the entire time he's out. When he wakes up to an exhausted JLo at his side, in tears, he finally admits that he has a problem and that he needs help.
After a long recovery Dan finally shakes his addiction. He relapsed twice and was caught on a WoW high after comming home from a lan party somewhere in the Valley, but thanks in part to Jon's friendship Dan has been roleplay free for almost 2 years now. Don't let this happen to the ones you love/touch inappropriately on a weekly geek orientated podcast.