I got ripped by the riptide

[rhuckuz]

And by 'ripped' I mean 'rectally disfigured until I vommited profusely into my own gape' and by 'the riptide' I mean 'Laura Swisher with a strap-on'. And it was worth the seven minutes of agony, dammit!

[what]

what did i just read

[radish]

WTF interesting first post.

[ariastar]

Hello, Troll, is your next post going to include links to v1aggra and p0rn?

[rhuckuz]

Yes, it is his first post so he MUST be a troll. People just like to throw that term around. Especially once they first learn what it means.

I, for one, am no troll. I just found this lousy board and decided that since SargeWorld.com is kaput, I would join everyone else here.

Thank you for the warm welcome.

[tempesta]

You can't really have thought that

"And by 'ripped' I mean 'rectally disfigured until I vommited profusely into my own gape' and by 'the riptide' I mean 'Laura Swisher with a strap-on'. And it was worth the seven minutes of agony, dammit!"

wouldn't have gotten a troll response right?

[rhuckuz]

I never heard of the term troll until I came here. It's a sad state of affairs when someone can't drop some trivial piece of stenographical greatness when they're to be bombarded with such insulting insults as "troll". Just because I look like a troll doesn't mean I wander message boards spouting off random pieces of incoherent drivel for fun. I only do that on weekends when I've had so much to drink that I think my keyboard is a hot blonde and I start making out with her... I mean it.

[minion4hire]

I thought it was funny....

[whoisscott]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/En0kid/Don__t_Get_Ripped_____by_WhoIsScott.jpg

[therage800]

Got to admit I didn't see the post as trolling either. It sounded like something Martin or Gator would say! However, calling this forum lousy in your second post is not a good way to gain respect.

[rhuckuz]

I meant lousy in a good way, of course.