Patrick Norton Facts

[sock-]

I've been editing these into his wiki page, but the wiki police keep shootin' me down;

Patrick Norton has defeated Moore's Law, using only a rotary tool, a Commodore 64, and his own intuition.

The Dakar rally has denied Patrick Norton's applications to compete, citing if someone won the rally in two days, it would defeat the purpose.

Patrick Norton has already won the Google Lunar X-Prize. His craft was comprised of a kilt, and a Cisco Systems shirt. Upon informing Google of his feat, he was denied the prize because Patrick had forgotten the contest was to send a rover to the moon, not a human.

Your turn.

[spiri]

You should make a site for it

[conedude13]

Patrick's tears can cure cancer, he just never cries.

Any other Chuck references where you can replace Chuck with Patrick?

[rvissers]

Mr. Norton can fix global warming with a soldering iron, a role of duct tape, a PocketRef & a sledge hammer.

[scienceking]

Patrick Norton can make minor circuit alterations by heating solder joints with just his body heat. Mr. Norton's brain is a Bluetooth HID, allowing him to type on his Macbook Pro by thought alone.

[mock]

patrick packs all his gadgetz in the pocketz of his utilikilt except for his sledgehammer, which he keeps in one free hand.

[geeksunny]

Originally Posted by conedude13

Any other Chuck references where you can replace Chuck with Patrick?

Might as well be all of them because Patrick is more manly than Mr. Norris could even dream of being.

[mrpopular]

MacGyver learned everything he knows from Patrick Norton

[blazes816]

Patrick Norton made Dave Randolf. Out of ductape and ductape alone.

[kevinsand]

Chuck Norris, oops I mean Patrick Norton, doesn't fix electronics. He stares them down until they repair themselves!