Danny T loses all credibility with Beowulf.

[itsbecca]

Originally Posted by DarthEnder

Dan couldn't give a real answer without spoiling.

Beowulf's "mistake" was allowing himself to be seduced by a succubus instead of avenging his men by killing her.

If Jeff didn't think that was a mistake then he must think its okay to **** demons that slaughtered all your friends as long as you're single.

If only they had condoms back then. Then he could **** his cake and eat it too.

[patch]

Originally Posted by itsbecca

If only they had condoms back then. Then he could **** his cake and eat it too.

They did. They were usually made out of animal hide, or intestines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#History

[itsbecca]

Originally Posted by Patch

They did. They were usually made out of animal hide, or intestines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#History

The first thing that comes to mind is...

ewwwwwww.

[patch]

Originally Posted by itsbecca

The first thing that comes to mind is...

ewwwwwww.

Yeah, but really. Sex involves sticking something into pretty much the same thing...

[itsbecca]

Originally Posted by Patch

Yeah, but really. Sex involves sticking something into pretty much the same thing...

Maybe it's just me, but I kind of resent my vagina being compared to something that pig feces passes through.

Wow, this has gone to a very strange place...

[patch]

Originally Posted by itsbecca

Maybe it's just me, but I kind of resent my vagina being compared to something that pig feces passes through.

Wow, this has gone to a very strange place...

Lol. I didn't mean in that sense. I just meant its all guts in one way or another.

[satori]

Haggis: Beowolf part II

[darthender]

Originally Posted by itsbecca

If only they had condoms back then. Then he could **** his cake and eat it too.

The cake is a lie.

[heyseuss]

Originally Posted by Rivenstyle

I used to value Danny's opinions about my movie choices, what a shame.

I'd stll lend him money to make a movie.

[heyseuss]

Originally Posted by Patch

Lol. I didn't mean in that sense. I just meant its all guts in one way or another.

Oh that definitely makes it better Patchy. Vagina's are not 'all guts one way or the other'.

and Becca, it wasn't lower intestines it was normally stomach lining. Even the Scarlet Pimpernel would wrap some goat or sheep stomach lining around his pee-pee.