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03-05-2008, 09:24 PM
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Fuzzy, Neurotic 20-something Seeks Easy Job, Cash - General Discussion - 3/5/08
I graduate from college next week. My seasonal office job ends the following week.
They don't have any openings at my lcs. Stop and think about this. You need a personal assistant. Hire this man: 
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03-05-2008, 09:31 PM
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I'll take you on if:
-You can pass a thorough drug and background check -You don't mind spending a few hours a day listening to me ramble on about my own personal greatness -You will except Monopoly money as payment.
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03-05-2008, 09:32 PM
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You're my favorite message boarder, Paper.
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03-05-2008, 09:39 PM
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03-05-2008, 09:42 PM
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Paper, do you want to stay in Philly? Would you relocate for a job?
Just curious...
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03-05-2008, 09:45 PM
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I'd like to stay on the east coast. Depending on the job though, I'd consider moving anywhere that wasn't California.
 EDIT: Thinking about it. I'd move to California if I could be Kristen Bell's professional dog walker/doormat.
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03-05-2008, 09:45 PM
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I am important.
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03-05-2008, 10:07 PM
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I definitely need a personal assistant.
Duties include: 1) cooking 2) helping with my personal grooming 3) answering questions like "does this look infected to you?" 4) listening to my wife ramble on about shit while I'm trying to watch tv/read/message board References are required. I can pay you in non-transferable college credits.
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03-05-2008, 10:18 PM
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Paper, you are so hired as my personal slave (a... er...) assistant. The first thing you would be required to do is organize my personal comic collection - first chronologically (by year and comic age), then alphabetically, and finally numerically. When that is completed, then you would proceed to do the same with my West End Comics collection - all 39 long boxes. You would need then to perform other duties as required by me, your Lord and Master (a... er...) employer.
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03-05-2008, 10:24 PM
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name your price, Steve!
(Would it be....reasonable to list "Writes for iFanboy forums." under Jobs?)
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