Pirates? In porn!?!?

[black-fox]

Have you ever wondered what it would like to have CGI, a pirate story line, and sex on the seven seas would be like

well look no further because they have done it, the first porn in HI Definition quality with CGI and probably the worst story line ever created, and they stick to it.

anywho you should all check it out its awesome to see it just because its horrible

oh and i ruin the ending...lesbian sex scene with candles, in the anus





you can see the time and effor they put into it...and jesus christ thats insane.

[tokenuser]

I remember a news story about when they were filming the movie, and the fact that the ship they used was real, but the owners were duped about the real movie that was being shot.

Wish I could remember the link ... it was a funny story

[ariastar]

This isn't exactly new news.

[rowlodge]

check it out, (in movie trailer),that pirate girl runs funny...

[masherscf]

That one guy must have a huge willie 'cause he's no Johnny Depp.

I remember seeing Jesse Jane on Jaywalking a few months ago, and I the only reason I recognized her was because I saw her in this movie last year.

[black-fox]

this definatly aint no new story almost a year old i think i remember watching it about a year ago

anywho i jes felt like sharing the joy of something i just recently remembered

wanted to see what other people thought about this and thought it would be an interesting topic hah

Ya I dont know what the dudes name is, but we nicknamed him monster cock. A few years back we had a friend who hated porn so whenever he left his PC we would download as much as we could on his computer. We got a vid of that dude choking somone with his massive man root it was awful. Then some friend got ahold of this and were were terrifyed to see monster cock back to his old trics >< wasted youth...

[black-fox]

ya monster cock is a crazy cat. him and his utility belt

during said film. he was ****ing the chick very hard, and the bed broke(they both started laughing) and i think it was on complete accident, but the shooting continued anyway. probably one of the more horrible porn...him and his belt coming in to the mistresses room to 'fix' some stuff for her. but he came in only wearing his belt, and half the movie was him thrusting down her throat like its a vagina while she made chocking/gaging noises....i dont see what people liek that for but whatever.

Ya wtf was up with that..

If i remember the plot it was this

Hott chick lays on bed asleep

Monster cock walks in

MC:"So ya franks is really working us hard (Note he is totally naked besides his belt)
Girl:"I really hope we can get it done"
MC:"I know we can it will get done"
Girl:"I wish i had your mentality"
MC:*Angry* My mentailty is mine and you can never have it, but everything else you can have..

Then they do it.. Well kinda...