Ew, icky! Why did I get this message on this board?

[ariastar]

Private Message: Dear AriaStar


Yesterday, 09:58 PM
dancerj
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Default Dear AriaStar
Dear AriaStar,

First let me say how I found you. I was looking for domains and I guess you own some.
I was curious to see who you are. I found your whois records and noticed an address. P.O. Box 821650 Vancouver, WA 98682.

I googled the address & This let me to your profile.
When I saw your picture my heart almost skipped a beat. Your pose is so beautifully sexy. And, then the hair. I just want to run my hands through it. Oh what beautiful hair you have. Now don't creap out. OK ?

I had this fantacy that you liked dancing.
So, do you like dancing????
I dance East Cost Swing -- The lessons are free and with no obligation. Just forgive me when I accidentally touch your hair. Or glance at your profile. Just beautiful. OK - the fantacy is over. You're probably too young any way. I'm a young 46.

Down to business. Please tell me what domains you own? I ran accross a couple. You probably have more. So will you share that with me?

You can contact me directly through my email cajeffo@yahoo.com

Cheers,
Jeff

Ew. EW! okay, I'll laugh about this when I get over the icky thought of someone my dead-dad's age running his hands through my hair. *shudders* Okay, so if this guy only sending stuff to me or is anyone else getting it?

(Mods - feel free to go into my PM box and check this out if you want to verify.)

And to think, I felt like I was dating an old guy when an ex of mine is only six years older.

And I don't think I'm ever going to want to go swing dancing again (I love East Coast swing - my favorite ballroom style after the Vienese waltz).

Okay, I'm laughing a bit now.

[masherscf]

That is creepy.

[tokenuser]

Bizarre message. Creepy stalker dude type bizarre ... like, who would recommend East Coast Swing over West Coast?
What next "I'll give you Texas Three Step lessons, and don't mind me while I frisk you for a concealed weapon?"

Actually dance classes are one reason why my wife and I don't dance socially. She wants to dance with me, not creepy 46 yo divorced guy with no life.

[darksydeavenger]

Sounds like a swell guy.

[axisds]

I would invest in a solid Louisville Slugger and keep it by your door. It's a little old school but surprisingly effective on unwanted visitors should he ever go as far as to want to meet you.

[magunwarrior]

He sounds like a well adjusted individual.

[ariastar]

Originally Posted by tokenuser

Bizarre message. Creepy stalker dude type bizarre ... like, who would recommend East Coast Swing over West Coast?
What next "I'll give you Texas Three Step lessons, and don't mind me while I frisk you for a concealed weapon?"

Actually dance classes are one reason why my wife and I don't dance socially. She wants to dance with me, not creepy 46 yo divorced guy with no life.

I prefer East Coast swing over West. Of course, WC was made to allow the dancers to hold drinks in their hands while dancing, which is a point in its favor....

[ariastar]

Originally Posted by axisds

I would invest in a solid Louisville Slugger and keep it by your door. It's a little old school but surprisingly effective on unwanted visitors should he ever go as far as to want to meet you.

Eh, he thinks I'm in Vancouver, WA. But why the hell the interest in domains? And does he really expect a reply?

[klitzy]

Originally Posted by AriaStar

Eh, he thinks I'm in Vancouver, WA. But why the hell the interest in domains? And does he really expect a reply?

I would reply!!

[magunwarrior]

Yeah reply and lead him on some wild goose chase.