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Mauricio's big night out on the town:
"So, Mauricio, you're kinda cute. What do you do for a living?" "I direct Geek Porn." "You film fat, hairy, uni-browed men naked?" "No. That's Greek Porn, and offensive." "So you film fat leather-clad men wearing zippered masks on leashes?" "No, that's Gimp Porn, and why all the fat men??" "I don't know, you kinda seemed...nevermind" "I direct people unboxing new gadgets." "Like that electric saddle where the girl.." "NO!!!!, and I'm not going to act like I know what you are talking about." "So what kind of porn is it again? "Un-boxingANDDON'TMAKEAROCKY4JOKE!!!" "Hey, you want to undo something in boxers, that's your own business." "ARRGH!! I'm a film director OK!" "Oh, like the Wachowski Brothers?" "Yes, like the Wachowski Brothers." "So...tranny porn" " ... ...yes....yes indeed...tranny porn....so what do you do?"Same thing." ![]()
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