When it comes to portable computing, Remy gets pretty passionate. Hilarity ensues as Remy raps about his awesome new laptop.
I got a new laptop. Then this happened. Hope you like it!
It's my new laptop that's the truth, I ain't frontin' and no I can't stop when it comes to pushing these buttons
It's just amazing it's an electrical find you must be crazy for not having a laptop like mine
It's so elite, look it's popular with the females' you'd need a meat hook to stop me from checking my emails
It's got a keyboard two kinds of brackets, you'll find it's got the staple ones and the squiggly kind
It's got an alt key I'm not quite sure what it does but that don't halt me from pressing it just because
It's got a touch pad yeah, that's right, it's a rad mouse red dot in the center just like the flag of Japan, pow!
It won't forsake me it's just absurd in itself you'd have to make me do my work on something else
It's got a fat microprocessor running like a kilometer are you the Merrimac? What? Watch out for the Monitor!
It's got so much beauty ain't got a tad of pollution it's just like Judge Judy you're getting mad resolution
It's got a fingerprint scanner like you're launcing a torpedo but all mine ever blabbers is that "you just ate a Cheeto"
It ain't no beater all the hackers be wishing you'd think I was PETAv the way I'm avoiding phishing
I got a Core 2-- no Apple could say that, I swear unless that apple happened to be talking to a pear
This ain't just flattery it's got the lithium fluids so much battery it's like it's Chris Brown's to-do list
Could be a hat if it's raining or a coat if it's chilly You could even run Vista well now you're just being sillyv
Multitasking I can type up my documents while I'm blasting Yanni at the Acropolis
Kt's just the baddest come on, just wait for it update my status I'm in a relationship
With a laptop.