To all the people on xBox saying I suck at Call of Duty...
Y'all don't know what Call of Duty is all about...
I'm-a tell you right now ...
It isn't killin' like a villain baby, killing's been done
it isn't running' every gun because prestige-ing is dumb
it isn't hunkering and bunkering for some stupid flag
No, you ain't nothing cousin less you're getting shot in the back
Easy round the corner, aiming down the sights
PSYCH I do it full speed like a G that's right
I gotta sprint to the middle, I gotta find me a traitor
I'm in the middle of the map so much they call me equator
You're thinking you're a BAMF with your tokens and smoke grenades
But you ain't even got a gaping hole through your shoulder blades
You're checking your ratios, your camos and more so
What's your kill-to-death? No, what's your hole-to-torso?
Don't care about prestige or the ranks when I earn 'em
the only prize I need is coming through the back of my sternum
But check out my diamond camo! You're crazy. Stop it.
Where you trying to blend in? Jay-Z's closet?
Got me on your team on your ship detachment?
Son, I'm doing less than the grip attachment
Think I'll help you win like I was playing with some aimbot?
I offer so little you'll think you're trading in at GameStop
Hijacked's a commotion, it's just now sparking
so much blood on this Ocean you'd think that Chris Brown's parking
I'm getting shot in the back every time I respawn
Wait, no! You're still alive! Man, stupid lag comp!
People on the screen telling me it's just a hobby?
Well call me mezzanine, I'm so over this lobby
Always find a lobby where it's tough to survive
It's like the AARP--everybody's 55
It doesn't matter the end, it only matters I die
and then I do it again cuz YOLO doesn't apply
When it comes to Call of Duty well I just have this motto
You're only winning if your back is looking like you're Jim Otto
Second verse like a curse, I'm on the attack
Multiplayer's the game, Aftermath is the map
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