about 11 hours ago
How many times do I have to be bitten by a radioactive spider for this to work because I'm running out of uranium.
yesterday
Shouldn't today be Stepfather's Day? Or is that tomorrow, and today is Mom's Rebound Eve?
3 days ago
RT @thatsfunny: heyNY @UnionHallNY 8pm tonight @BryanCooking @marknorm @aparnapkin @blaudiablogan @jimtews @seanytime @alexkoll @mrdavehill…
5 days ago
Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. That only means one thing: VOLCANOES CAN BE DEFEATED WITH RACISM!
8 days ago
http://t.co/tSAn4a4VYi #musicmonday
14 days ago
Seen three different pairs of dudes with matching shoes within the past hour and a half. Am I going to die?
