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" Hello and welcome to infected the petting zoom digital culture is that you had an angry go to it. Please let the children. -- parents to try to get letting you shut down through lawsuits and you letter writing campaign hit. I Internet. Martin sergeant and talk about -- and got what's your filthy kitchen table passes us tonight Joe. What is this when -- bar item. Like yeah yeah yeah that it's Joe yeah and out -- you guys you cannot have an Internet without animals that. Just leave them more high end of his dog in the world and act. Though those humans can answer a whole on don't see. The very animals know how to use Internet scientists estimate it would be approximately. -- its current size it animals did not exist and much that is like animal perform well of course that but according to Nielsen net ratings. Web site devoted to people's cats for example comprise three to 37 percent of all webpages -- existence people love their cash they do. They're very devoted to that and that you know theatre -- the during the -- a few years ago the website -- of the day dot com was valued at over four billion dollars. On the NASDAQ market in that is news to me Martin -- That's that's amazing figure. Or four billion dollars four billion now this was crazy time 9798. -- Iraq War and that's cruel. -- They've given these facts we the other appropriate. That we are -- show about Internet that we devote an entire episode. Adults. And -- enables scary animals as these animals. Even. Half human half animal hybrids like to have there. Yeah. That's your -- animal lover."

" You know all love that Hezbollah or whatever that was I got myself a little -- magic. Yeah he was a beautiful animal loses we'll -- but my dad seldom two. My dad didn't like animals very much -- that sound Gypsy I mean he's some magic to these Gypsies came through one. Really yeah it's kind of I never forget watching that bastard Gypsy hitched magic two is -- just start -- it costs were and he's slogging my doubt Washington is full spectrum right -- and got some magic Barack. Obama is. Users find them. Anyway I don't know I'm to think about that too much."

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