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" Hello I'm Martin Sargent. Most people don't know this about me but as a child. I was while Leo obese. The kind of kid who would turn had that a truck show and cause injuries when I jumped into the ball crawl the Chucky cheese pizza time theatre. Frankly. I don't like talking about it but -- so doing I can help some around bastard out there it's art world get bit. It's worth swallowing my pride like hated so many kill buses and hands as a youngster. To be honest. Quite sure how I became such chubby kids see. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense because. What I was born wait a mere four ounces. In fact my mom didn't even know she was pregnant and when I was born in the ladies drove about. 24 hours borrow near the I 31 interchange on the outskirts of Le Roy New York. He thought I was nothing more than another -- tricky series that inexplicably sizable herds she had been producing of the late. If I had to screamed out what after a half hearted white. Half smoked misty my mom through into the ball might think well that she might have never known I was in there. I wouldn't be here try to inspire you to slim down today and I guess that's the main reason I wish they had Morse bar is out here on the west coast. That in the fact that they're also keep a whole lot of bass. -- the fond memories you'll less than mister you out there with your hand the majority of butter and haven't she's not pocket on -- in the toaster oven. Because Martin sergeant didn't wait for around for a long notes. I got fat quick. By the time I was five months old my dad couldn't even lift me. Of course he couldn't lift much more than -- those three starts at her arms. Dad dad walked into the wrong whore house one night in Korea and that's pretty much jolly had to show for those dumps in the heckling jackal tattoo them crazy bastards -- while lately and conscious. And wicker basket. Anyway by the time I started kindergarten as a real butter ball weighs in at about 260. The other kids mailed us bored me especially when I got stuck in my desk and had to walk -- that I might pass all the way to the cafeteria. Or whenever I got hungry and eight want to ms. love -- houseplants and through an up. In the toy box. And of course that all kinds of mean names for me like large stars in God's militants. And gravity yeah certain life was not to mention any penis. But then in the fourth grade when I looked more like one of them pressurized indoor driving ranges than a boy. My grandma got me an Apple -- computer with the money she somehow scanned all Robert Shuler is a good deal. In no time I was far more interest in playing wizardry and all the -- in the Bard's tale than myself what boarding and -- and meet in the pounds started to fall off. Like the skin from a leopard. It was Americo. By -- stranger I had a lot of skin less thing -- with a back east and leave it. I would think they even started making -- do friends. Friends that I still play World of Warcraft wins this very day. It's player if anyone out there struggling with weight issues and if not maybe something else in this special. This addition of an affected will so sit back relax makes your (%expletive) hand out of the bag of onions -- Joey Decatur and I are gonna -- you initiate. It's yeah."

" Inspector hello and welcome to infected the untouched slightly can yield back the -- his salad. At the far end of this mortgage board. But Internet culture. I am podcasting's. Martin Sargent. And that's my loyal infected army is our special. This edition and who better to help me whipped you Paula Q laggards into shape than to the whole -- votes in all lost -- you les Jo. Again there Martin. But it. Look at -- like beaming do you like like a couple of -- stars swing and on the jungle gym of life. There there keeps -- it."

" I don't know man -- then naturally. Pretty thin lanky you're -- wire -- I've want to -- quit smoking -- on filters and picked up GMC lights and I help data vivid -- realistic idea I do exercise I -- box back in the navy early hours pretty didn't. I'm. I had to quit though. They kept on my shoulder out. And yeah mass stay in shape I do whatever I got a -- lot of manual -- stuff like that. -- ago you know added to the gym the yoga studio jazz asides. Pilates. Not -- an anatomy that is mostly. Do my own thing you know -- about. -- run around the woods and do stuff like data due out Hun. Walking on the big walker his much I I don't provided no more stuff -- How long they've Ramada but I always -- litigator losses tracking it. But it keys -- shape penis and don't need you know I get. You know I get green Jim Thomas of their Danny sometimes stuff like that I knew that I got -- in your. You could carry you guys get a little -- launches oh yeah man out of I don't give fat like threat you know some of we have -- they get a big you know you may alligator just -- a little bit -- a little NATO volleyball with."

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" It's making it look at god people who are good Joey and if it is Michelangelo where alive today surely you rip Bob Jones trench coat and sculpt him. -- you are in a word gorgeous. A vision how you keep that bird like frame."

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" Anyway as you regular listeners know Joey the Gator and I are aren't the only fitness -- in the infected family. No audience back exemplified bodily training more than my Ricky can from kick after body matched their -- are you on the phone."

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" I don't want to contact I don't know but he -- much numbers not I don't want no parents come around either we treatment is right we get him get him back -- him back probably. -- worse for -- but they gates gain against fear it may get a look in their attic your main. And in you know what happened that threat. But. They start in simplicity. And not know but can put a gleam in effect kids out like a first piece atlas."

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" welcome back to infected. Joey did you enjoy your fish. Issues. Airport there ring back on his lap to go back for more and again on him. There is go over packing this episode infected it would too much tech news. I've heard that expert -- high tech. Of course fitness isn't just about exercise it's also about what fuel you put in your body. In China that fuel tends to be appalling. If you folks think that those people over there eating egg -- and sesame chicken you are delusional. And now according to the Daily Telegraph in Beijing. A family has opened the country's first special the penis cafe."

" I've been our means that you eaten -- over there it's you know you say penis in Chinese. Know. Shall DD. Saudi geek means little brother. Picture it in pencil slang for being I think is GG some channel DD. Blog differently as you can -- Are. -- brother over that the -- a businessman and government officials can sample the -- of yaks donkeys oxen. And even seals in fact they have to you. Since they form part of every dish except for those containing testicles yeah very testicles over there well you know in where I grew up to have a thing called them. Turkey Fries Turkey project like. I wanted this cook Gallen -- we the -- heard Iraqi mountain oysters doctor -- some kind of balls they make Turkey tries any fraph Turkey balls -- you don't know about her he Moses they're they're big man. Really -- golf ball bigger man bigger than -- every deal like you know you forget like you like. You split the wishbone. Did you do that with two testicles that would Turkey late try to split the sort of secretary you forget lucky people do that we come from I don't know what you can. You can toss of the cost of picnic table. -- your mouth himself again the subpoena and they batsman to Monica."

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" Inspector welcome back to the infected fitness fashion so it's we just -- says very little to do it fitness or the anonymity and an art technology. At any rate we hope -- inspired you to slim down just slam the foot down and doing here it infected we don't just exercise the body. We also exercise the mind and the way that we do that is through the magic. Of imagination. We're very lucky to have Joey is part of our plucky band of podcaster because -- Is known far and why is one of the greatest dungeon masters in the history of nerd down. And now he's going to lead is that a little V Indy adventure but he's put together for -- go human planned this for months now you -- like episode two. It's working on this for awhile lists are always the reputation of being great dungeon master what joy for anyone in the audience the affected audience who's cool. What is dungeons and dragons. And -- amiga never planted again in my life. I'm playing a while Joe logic get a little primer what is it -- can't -- it's just like real life so of the schools you want to you don't have to worry about people looking down on you need to. Pretend to be attractive its critics. In year old -- budget dice and you hit things with. Axes and Albert much much more complicated that yes that is that all right so great dungeon master let's."

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" A great article -- that the current officers interviewed him that he tell us he's been doing it for over forty years since he was seven years old -- in the pets. The police said -- goes the family restaurant to movie theaters and wait for boys in the bathroom stall. Investigators that he shuts up the water of the child level you're on put up in the bottom. That allegedly told police that he leaves us all after the child leaves. Backing to retrieve the top in drinks the urine and look. Yeah that's kind of sick is it. It's apparently a mixed -- patent sick you. But he says it's almost spiritual to on. And he allegedly added I like it because it makes me feel closer to them like come drinking there you. And vampires something it's like a movie the dark crystal. You know when they extract that that (%expletive) out of those little and what this I think they drink that they get young."

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" Yeah -- who if this were actually -- this guy that's out there has been drinking Childs here and really really did make young. I'll bet that like all Hollywood would be doing right now I think half a Marty carnage in drinks about -- about Joan Rivers waking up every morning which was shot kid that's with a botox. Those pianist -- is over entire probably do attitude goes with that. Kinda goes with what there is there before with penis months I think there's lot of vitamins. Could be forever but you can get nasty infection is though you know those little kids Flintstones vitamins don't fully right. You think there is about half that. We do that's mainly due with the violence. Joe you're young and fit in broke maybe this is a way out the I mean if you wear a leg bag -- a year and you sell -- and whole foods or Trader Joe's."

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" This is the story of Martin Sargent fun fit DA. Today was a bunch of big game I woke up to the metallic -- old mr. -- Grumpy bird. Anticipating that I'd plug it might George Foreman grill and let it on the dirt -- outside my door before retiring last night sprinkling it deliberately with sunflowers disease. You can imagine smile on my basement and cranky old bird will be up this morning I -- in the land and sure -- in no time all of Fuji despite everything that's -- into the grill it actually that you. That's when I pull string posing a hot real pretty blue feathers. He found these days but the factory from his body just like George Boardman advertisements. I wish I can box and real good George Foreman. Well yards like point -- long ago that made me hungry and so it's up to parties. All are warning was perfect. After a month that'd be -- which of them up gigabytes of Rocco berry sauce it was time to go to my yoga class. Problem is I left my head and at the -- plantation. Well yeah -- students especially country born out so I had improvise and it provides quickly. Our ten minutes. Scared squalid -- which I live and I saw this oil. Well I use -- to keep the neighbors from seeing what web site that look at it acted around my head it's blood on my backpack. It's started liking towards the yoga studio. -- I was writing so fast that so recklessly toward yoga. Didn't even notice the police barricade outside by how fresh apparently a disgruntled ex employee -- in a bomb threat and here I am writing like why don't man straight toward the plate with a backpack got. And what looked all -- the world like. -- on my head. Those officers didn't skip a beat they pulled out their cages -- yours truly 200000. Volts straight up the ass. I edges -- that -- who's laughing now I'm actually deploy -- logo. Once they came to convince the cops I what is behind this I was already five minutes late for yoga that's not good -- it it. He entered the sanctuary is quietly as possible as the middle aged new ways instructor beats them small breasts gone and laid my Mac down -- only available space. In between a woman far too bad. Adequately perform yoga. And a black guy. The woman was panting heavily. Sweat dripped off her relic that factoring out of all mr. blue is he brought that up like George Foreman grill and it again so do the area over we'll complete it starts making its data across your tasks they would prefer if we in the shape of the continent of effort -- That reminded me over to my right what the black. Receiving want to do yoga before I am curious as they studied and quite skillfully twisting into wounded. Oh. Yeah you're not using it goes to get over -- Whole class there awestruck as the black and that. I'm not you know I'm back you vipers. Site that you've got to deal amazing. Leo everywhere just got up and left -- leaving him there alone would. That old when with the sweat map of Africa as in the middle aged -- agent drug your. Well. That hopefully will all this stuff today. I like the perfect opportunity. Freeway. At me look. I'll blog. And all box to. We bought it every imaginable position. Every don't have rob on the problem lies it's your -- and sexual way at one point. I had an entire rolled up yoga mat of the fat ladies past. Making it look like Africa I was. Level two class followed -- not collecting them or. You guys you got -- a -- are -- class time and fill out that this -- of Libor flat in the middle of the studio floor. He had pledged next week yells that it uses that followed by left there -- here was climate variation. And that's what story. I."

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" Hello I'm Martin Sargent. Most people don't know this about me but as a child. I was while Leo obese. The kind of kid who would turn had that a truck show and cause injuries when I jumped into the ball crawl the Chucky cheese pizza time theatre. Frankly. I don't like talking about it but -- so doing I can help some around bastard out there it's art world get bit. It's worth swallowing my pride like hated so many kill buses and hands as a youngster. To be honest. Quite sure how I became such chubby kids see. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense because. What I was born wait a mere four ounces. In fact my mom didn't even know she was pregnant and when I was born in the ladies drove about. 24 hours borrow near the I 31 interchange on the outskirts of Le Roy New York. He thought I was nothing more than another -- tricky series that inexplicably sizable herds she had been producing of the late. If I had to screamed out what after a half hearted white. Half smoked misty my mom through into the ball might think well that she might have never known I was in there. I wouldn't be here try to inspire you to slim down today and I guess that's the main reason I wish they had Morse bar is out here on the west coast. That in the fact that they're also keep a whole lot of bass. -- the fond memories you'll less than mister you out there with your hand the majority of butter and haven't she's not pocket on -- in the toaster oven. Because Martin sergeant didn't wait for around for a long notes. I got fat quick. By the time I was five months old my dad couldn't even lift me. Of course he couldn't lift much more than -- those three starts at her arms. Dad dad walked into the wrong whore house one night in Korea and that's pretty much jolly had to show for those dumps in the heckling jackal tattoo them crazy bastards -- while lately and conscious. And wicker basket. Anyway by the time I started kindergarten as a real butter ball weighs in at about 260. The other kids mailed us bored me especially when I got stuck in my desk and had to walk -- that I might pass all the way to the cafeteria. Or whenever I got hungry and eight want to ms. love -- houseplants and through an up. In the toy box. And of course that all kinds of mean names for me like large stars in God's militants. And gravity yeah certain life was not to mention any penis. But then in the fourth grade when I looked more like one of them pressurized indoor driving ranges than a boy. My grandma got me an Apple -- computer with the money she somehow scanned all Robert Shuler is a good deal. In no time I was far more interest in playing wizardry and all the -- in the Bard's tale than myself what boarding and -- and meet in the pounds started to fall off. Like the skin from a leopard. It was Americo. By -- stranger I had a lot of skin less thing -- with a back east and leave it. I would think they even started making -- do friends. Friends that I still play World of Warcraft wins this very day. It's player if anyone out there struggling with weight issues and if not maybe something else in this special. This addition of an affected will so sit back relax makes your (%expletive) hand out of the bag of onions -- Joey Decatur and I are gonna -- you initiate. It's yeah."

" Inspector hello and welcome to infected the untouched slightly can yield back the -- his salad. At the far end of this mortgage board. But Internet culture. I am podcasting's. Martin Sargent. And that's my loyal infected army is our special. This edition and who better to help me whipped you Paula Q laggards into shape than to the whole -- votes in all lost -- you les Jo. Again there Martin. But it. Look at -- like beaming do you like like a couple of -- stars swing and on the jungle gym of life. There there keeps -- it."

" I don't know man -- then naturally. Pretty thin lanky you're -- wire -- I've want to -- quit smoking -- on filters and picked up GMC lights and I help data vivid -- realistic idea I do exercise I -- box back in the navy early hours pretty didn't. I'm. I had to quit though. They kept on my shoulder out. And yeah mass stay in shape I do whatever I got a -- lot of manual -- stuff like that. -- ago you know added to the gym the yoga studio jazz asides. Pilates. Not -- an anatomy that is mostly. Do my own thing you know -- about. -- run around the woods and do stuff like data due out Hun. Walking on the big walker his much I I don't provided no more stuff -- How long they've Ramada but I always -- litigator losses tracking it. But it keys -- shape penis and don't need you know I get. You know I get green Jim Thomas of their Danny sometimes stuff like that I knew that I got -- in your. You could carry you guys get a little -- launches oh yeah man out of I don't give fat like threat you know some of we have -- they get a big you know you may alligator just -- a little bit -- a little NATO volleyball with."

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" It's making it look at god people who are good Joey and if it is Michelangelo where alive today surely you rip Bob Jones trench coat and sculpt him. -- you are in a word gorgeous. A vision how you keep that bird like frame."

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" Anyway as you regular listeners know Joey the Gator and I are aren't the only fitness -- in the infected family. No audience back exemplified bodily training more than my Ricky can from kick after body matched their -- are you on the phone."

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" I don't want to contact I don't know but he -- much numbers not I don't want no parents come around either we treatment is right we get him get him back -- him back probably. -- worse for -- but they gates gain against fear it may get a look in their attic your main. And in you know what happened that threat. But. They start in simplicity. And not know but can put a gleam in effect kids out like a first piece atlas."

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" That's. Sure you the lot of people. You know at strip mall -- Florida. The Ricky canyons van with snow cones and yeah affected. Okay. This might be a good time to take the ring off Joey -- fish. Will be right back after this."

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" welcome back to infected. Joey did you enjoy your fish. Issues. Airport there ring back on his lap to go back for more and again on him. There is go over packing this episode infected it would too much tech news. I've heard that expert -- high tech. Of course fitness isn't just about exercise it's also about what fuel you put in your body. In China that fuel tends to be appalling. If you folks think that those people over there eating egg -- and sesame chicken you are delusional. And now according to the Daily Telegraph in Beijing. A family has opened the country's first special the penis cafe."

" I've been our means that you eaten -- over there it's you know you say penis in Chinese. Know. Shall DD. Saudi geek means little brother. Picture it in pencil slang for being I think is GG some channel DD. Blog differently as you can -- Are. -- brother over that the -- a businessman and government officials can sample the -- of yaks donkeys oxen. And even seals in fact they have to you. Since they form part of every dish except for those containing testicles yeah very testicles over there well you know in where I grew up to have a thing called them. Turkey Fries Turkey project like. I wanted this cook Gallen -- we the -- heard Iraqi mountain oysters doctor -- some kind of balls they make Turkey tries any fraph Turkey balls -- you don't know about her he Moses they're they're big man. Really -- golf ball bigger man bigger than -- every deal like you know you forget like you like. You split the wishbone. Did you do that with two testicles that would Turkey late try to split the sort of secretary you forget lucky people do that we come from I don't know what you can. You can toss of the cost of picnic table. -- your mouth himself again the subpoena and they batsman to Monica."

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" Inspector welcome back to the infected fitness fashion so it's we just -- says very little to do it fitness or the anonymity and an art technology. At any rate we hope -- inspired you to slim down just slam the foot down and doing here it infected we don't just exercise the body. We also exercise the mind and the way that we do that is through the magic. Of imagination. We're very lucky to have Joey is part of our plucky band of podcaster because -- Is known far and why is one of the greatest dungeon masters in the history of nerd down. And now he's going to lead is that a little V Indy adventure but he's put together for -- go human planned this for months now you -- like episode two. It's working on this for awhile lists are always the reputation of being great dungeon master what joy for anyone in the audience the affected audience who's cool. What is dungeons and dragons. And -- amiga never planted again in my life. I'm playing a while Joe logic get a little primer what is it -- can't -- it's just like real life so of the schools you want to you don't have to worry about people looking down on you need to. Pretend to be attractive its critics. In year old -- budget dice and you hit things with. Axes and Albert much much more complicated that yes that is that all right so great dungeon master let's."

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" A great article -- that the current officers interviewed him that he tell us he's been doing it for over forty years since he was seven years old -- in the pets. The police said -- goes the family restaurant to movie theaters and wait for boys in the bathroom stall. Investigators that he shuts up the water of the child level you're on put up in the bottom. That allegedly told police that he leaves us all after the child leaves. Backing to retrieve the top in drinks the urine and look. Yeah that's kind of sick is it. It's apparently a mixed -- patent sick you. But he says it's almost spiritual to on. And he allegedly added I like it because it makes me feel closer to them like come drinking there you. And vampires something it's like a movie the dark crystal. You know when they extract that that (%expletive) out of those little and what this I think they drink that they get young."

" I was a kid there Estes and got around in Gainesville and -- and you're annals. Take a loaf of wonder bread you just threw it on a year olds are gonna put it back and meg K you know make French toast and they can't have I think he got stoned to death."

" Yeah -- who if this were actually -- this guy that's out there has been drinking Childs here and really really did make young. I'll bet that like all Hollywood would be doing right now I think half a Marty carnage in drinks about -- about Joan Rivers waking up every morning which was shot kid that's with a botox. Those pianist -- is over entire probably do attitude goes with that. Kinda goes with what there is there before with penis months I think there's lot of vitamins. Could be forever but you can get nasty infection is though you know those little kids Flintstones vitamins don't fully right. You think there is about half that. We do that's mainly due with the violence. Joe you're young and fit in broke maybe this is a way out the I mean if you wear a leg bag -- a year and you sell -- and whole foods or Trader Joe's."

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" This is the story of Martin Sargent fun fit DA. Today was a bunch of big game I woke up to the metallic -- old mr. -- Grumpy bird. Anticipating that I'd plug it might George Foreman grill and let it on the dirt -- outside my door before retiring last night sprinkling it deliberately with sunflowers disease. You can imagine smile on my basement and cranky old bird will be up this morning I -- in the land and sure -- in no time all of Fuji despite everything that's -- into the grill it actually that you. That's when I pull string posing a hot real pretty blue feathers. He found these days but the factory from his body just like George Boardman advertisements. I wish I can box and real good George Foreman. Well yards like point -- long ago that made me hungry and so it's up to parties. All are warning was perfect. After a month that'd be -- which of them up gigabytes of Rocco berry sauce it was time to go to my yoga class. Problem is I left my head and at the -- plantation. Well yeah -- students especially country born out so I had improvise and it provides quickly. Our ten minutes. Scared squalid -- which I live and I saw this oil. Well I use -- to keep the neighbors from seeing what web site that look at it acted around my head it's blood on my backpack. It's started liking towards the yoga studio. -- I was writing so fast that so recklessly toward yoga. Didn't even notice the police barricade outside by how fresh apparently a disgruntled ex employee -- in a bomb threat and here I am writing like why don't man straight toward the plate with a backpack got. And what looked all -- the world like. -- on my head. Those officers didn't skip a beat they pulled out their cages -- yours truly 200000. Volts straight up the ass. I edges -- that -- who's laughing now I'm actually deploy -- logo. Once they came to convince the cops I what is behind this I was already five minutes late for yoga that's not good -- it it. He entered the sanctuary is quietly as possible as the middle aged new ways instructor beats them small breasts gone and laid my Mac down -- only available space. In between a woman far too bad. Adequately perform yoga. And a black guy. The woman was panting heavily. Sweat dripped off her relic that factoring out of all mr. blue is he brought that up like George Foreman grill and it again so do the area over we'll complete it starts making its data across your tasks they would prefer if we in the shape of the continent of effort -- That reminded me over to my right what the black. Receiving want to do yoga before I am curious as they studied and quite skillfully twisting into wounded. Oh. Yeah you're not using it goes to get over -- Whole class there awestruck as the black and that. I'm not you know I'm back you vipers. Site that you've got to deal amazing. Leo everywhere just got up and left -- leaving him there alone would. That old when with the sweat map of Africa as in the middle aged -- agent drug your. Well. That hopefully will all this stuff today. I like the perfect opportunity. Freeway. At me look. I'll blog. And all box to. We bought it every imaginable position. Every don't have rob on the problem lies it's your -- and sexual way at one point. I had an entire rolled up yoga mat of the fat ladies past. Making it look like Africa I was. Level two class followed -- not collecting them or. You guys you got -- a -- are -- class time and fill out that this -- of Libor flat in the middle of the studio floor. He had pledged next week yells that it uses that followed by left there -- here was climate variation. And that's what story. I."

" Okay and the rest of our show it's muttered you'd. Be. Slammed. Our own drive for five servings of fruits and back of the day because remember. If it's. -- you. The book."

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