Brought to you by IAFD.com: This special double-thick edition of Infected is about something near and dear to all (most) of our hearts: Girls. Sadly, getting girls to physically come anywhere near you in order to be truly dear to you has proven a conundrum. And that's why it's absolutely crucial you listen to this episode! Martin, Joey and the Gator teach you how to correctly go about bagging trophy broads and, if their wisdom somehow fails you, how to get some thigh-dripping good porn as a backup. Prepare your gauzy poultice before clicking play, because it's going to get Infected. (Guests: Immortality inventor Alex Chiu, entertainment reporter Johnny O'Bannion, and Martin's ex-online lover, Big Missy.)