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" Gator here. So couple days ago I was don't want -- always doing on Tuesday afternoon I'll sit down at them. Local schoolyard up in the bleachers watching the ninth grade girls field hockey team do practice. Item upon Joan had me cooler beer and I don't -- my -- wins in corn plant in there I was -- in heaven as my everything's new owner. But for some reason that day. Edited kills a little bit often felt bad and granite ideologues like it when it's. When it's gang days post just practice because that's a little bit -- site you know the girls have certain intensity about a game ending -- emblem plan scares them pounds -- Gator hides the practice is the next best thing but like I said I should've been filled feeling good but I feel a bit off. In just right now stood up and you know vomit. And vomiting."

" Hardly at all. Wow. That's -- spattered down on the bleachers I've nominated again. And again."

" I just couldn't stop not and it -- I found when I came to stop -- looked -- out this field and practices even come to a stop all that girls understand their count look at me -- found -- there. I had to say and he looks scared you know then they seem so horrible. And I stared back enemy coach's whistle to all right that amount and now nominate again right then just yeah and having an offer it."

" And."

" Gator screaming mad -- ponchos are clouded up with sick and I slipped right -- hit my head on the bleachers. Crack Moscow open and let's blasting our -- laying there in a puddle of miles six him feel like players come stand around looking down elect ready face to a dangerous. Then on this everything discounted fading captain faded to black. -- wake up and I don't know how much longer Lazard is I don't know I'd lost -- track time whatnot -- some deep in dozens going on an island Grammy nominee got them intensive care unit now that I'm in a bubble like a plastic bubble like -- amount of time dealing with plastic bubble -- Next to me over there right next mallet govern now and a cot next -- Martin Sargent. And he's land there are trust and they got him trust up at some kind of god -- diaper with a leg bag on it. It's most thought that they have ever seen he looks about just decided this. -- can -- it like this evening crap sandwich is what he look like and then it got out of down into my foot in my bed there's an. -- I don't know who manner doctor what are actually seek is a has learned some kind of Hazmat suit not getting -- through the reflector shield on the front that damn thing. This person -- to vote in my bed told them the picture. And look at this look at this picture. You know who this man is it's Alec in the pictured is -- US as Joe. They say well we have reason to believe that Joey has -- and bird flew east credit throughout the western United States the entire western United States and Munich are close contact with him as likely made us carriers as well. And that's not a matter goddamn enough Austin up and push thank god damn -- suit away and I grabbed Maarten asked him or my shoulder not plunge right to decide that god -- bubble to and I ran down the hallway and alarm going off. In the buzzards in the cops enough doctors to run around -- sprung up in a parking lot there. Not flagged down Toyota crescent after Martin deciding -- at himself all over by this time. Here and on its last legs after amendment precedent we sped off. That's when we made it over to the main sales top notch lounge. In Austin powered up -- I ordered -- couple weeks he's. Outcrop mark up on this thing and owner of the drugs drive that's -- can we ordered some pickled eggs. I guess that's -- virtually whiskey Zak Cameron pickle day because within an hour after I did enough trying to pick -- waitress and Martin was started singing karaoke east and there is beyond them backward that leg banks along. -- in their felt bad at all. I think he's targeted some kind of massive manhunt trying to stem the spread -- virtually -- they're going get this podcast done. It's men blacks -- my breaking it any main cause -- away. I'm glad to know Joey apparently -- I mean to the bird flu and and is easily care with a couple wish peace pickled -- may have limited that's I can't get down to Walgreens. --"

" It can thank you get."

" hello and welcome to infected dead tween growing from the -- backed towards digital culture. I'm internet's Martin Sargent. Of course that's relatives sticky kitchen table here it cuts the -- are we to towering giants of the new burgeoning world the podcast three. -- in the -- I -- I'm doing good. -- Mac. Mac. Well wow. Great many things that happens at the last podcast monumental life altering crazy things. And that produce that there on this day here. -- truck transmission changed out debts does not it does -- I was referring to actually. But that's great who's a big deal for me what else is happening. The main thing is gorgeous the plume Joe Hebert. -- He's molded Joey is multi inspected every -- is cut his hair. Origin MySpace photos which we never thought we we see the day what is your MySpace anyway. Than you by the mail that comes that does. It's affected by if you can buy an infected page demise -- by nine. -- you look now -- can't Hillary do do you look like neo if you work in a Russians think that that right now and I don't -- that ship that I don't negotiating actor. Yeah -- the count here. You don't use don't click. Yeah I think that's a pretty big compliment and you look like a boxer from like the 1700. Somewhere in his life theater you -- By -- usual etiquette one hour was hot you know -- it. War -- lots annually that's amazing there says so Joey -- turn -- he's gone from an ugly duckling into a beautiful. Yet still very creepy looking so behind. Have a sexy bits. New haircut street news a notice there's our -- swagger about you. This is the it's it's really opened -- talking superficial you live radar. I get a haircut roads -- turn your head look at me I'm hot (%expletive). Would love and -- don't. It's unclear if nobody got CA is still do it meant that they're gonna pause sought -- eleven NASDAQ to smile at me a lot more rather than kind of reaching under the table talk to you finally got there the girl at 7-Eleven is. Yeah."

" Let's storage though it sounds -- that's cute idea is -- your heart. Mean ideally yeah alligator lock on of these -- love your. They're probably they're team fort hero black girls came -- posse of they got mountain view than -- on their forums dot Le planet has a could custom that's an industry that's what the and you select you gel you -- that black show Walt transco. -- like ninety degrees out here cause as -- around a huge domain of of frankly hair. And a black trench coat and you expect. Expecting it's important thing that I enjoy you talk like again a lot of union action Europe and anime convention up in San Jose now. Everyone knows that if you're gonna getting ladies -- gonna go up to an anime convention in San Jose what was their reaction up there on your lot -- Actually is pretty good personally I don't really pay attention to the women there because the anime convention means it's an ego boost there's sad little men there acts. It's and -- and it's gonna be real bad man from -- Enjoy good bird goes well apparently you well anyhow it's an ego -- to a human human. -- Let's just nasty so nasty I mean they're just people there we mean who would you know it's one -- you push people around you meet people you know and on and -- onto the rave but it it's. Apple's -- and everything and there is a -- If I was -- and granted not many women at the rate at the enemy convention it's a good time for -- like drills like constant means you're probably like you -- the house and manned space both of whom. They know people still ahead enraged. I gotta get to use these use of -- Known -- had any -- closed it to try drinking those did a pacified in your mouth he chided drinking gaullist it oh well you keys is it like the bill's gone. Is with the new haircut as master mission better. That's more streamlined. Sun you know I got this new looking here the trench coat. We've been an -- transco bonfire and a few weeks with the the mini trench coats on -- in the Venice beach just book grapple where Hazmat suits with. Few of them come up that this giraffe of those off one's enemy conventions. In English put -- your your trench coat. And fine. Withdrew it lets put Joyce transco up on you there will be lesson four once that's it's. Hiker rate there you go start literally I gotta say -- through you do look you look magnificent did you did you few minutes those. To really appreciate it. So sub -- and happen in my life as well last weekend what well it mission to Gator and I went -- to San Diego. I gently on a mission beach and I was really taken by the -- I can't. The government -- be used more in -- living god damn shrink and close our is that from the bad things. It is they'll jump from the night before three -- it's stumbled you get the water it was every day there's lot of surplus hurts kids kids families and I was last there on the water lot of excellent and I looked up my hard news out."

" I'll let -- villain here oddly in there read my magazine things impeached cynopsis about the flawlessly here again next music and got -- got every time. But not Bob does it -- found that just an -- Lombard matter yards out. Is flailing around. Had to be rescued."

" like content coming up and get me bring me back it was an easy rescue -- not Friday. I easily get on the board. The board is that's our life if there's an island that that's got streaked past at the address book. He should keep putting. Laying on the board -- code act rather the part we kept or island we can't get it. Like the under the rip currently we had a breath yet of McEnroe yourself yeah."

" He was on the back in Martin's on the for a new as the long Gordon now is. -- Let art and yourself ultimately. So this he joked. I'm unfamiliar with any -- water you know the showers -- foreign to me this is a very. Powerful. So we do finally get back he's dumps me about 44 -- water. Is I don't those were really serious removes Ramona mourn it see we don't that I don't have very that I mean you've pulled back out again gears -- you -- Blige. Because I just feel like I'm fundamentalists us magazine -- are apes -- attracting get and there's about a thousand people on the beach -- else as most embarrassing goddamn thing it's never have me in my life. And I'm like exhaust that I can I get out a lot like -- crawl up the beach. I had a big strategy reading you know knows -- my pants half off my board shorts -- half off."

" It was it was it was a scary thing -- optical light changed that thing man I totally changed my life at that going to have to called people you known. And say. Mozart today at 3:27 PMC took my friend -- and it's currently him at the C took a hollow course more -- components that you took Martin. She took him and he's gone. Is that we're gonna have a beach area. So it's very hard choices things that you that the first lashed out. And a half later the last airs who founded boards or -- and of beats in the Philippines. Can't find the rest of it was damn scary."

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" That's people it's serious business. It is that's what happened to us it's a school. It just Gator got a new transmission joy because there and I was gonna take you might see it and that's what's going on and on lives and at a busy three weeks. Anyway we're gonna go up very -- is there in the backyard. Maybe don't grow into a Joey tree I think it -- away. On that -- boxing anymore upload your right -- him."

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" Welcome back to infective -- he noticed that that ever since Joey cut necessary to develop some kind twit. Owners can movements are counted jerky Kent eloquent COM one legged ragged pigeons. Eat cigarette butts better. It's got a movement like. That jerk about them -- Or -- that you know -- paranoid that Americans. Get an -- or sunburned you."

" The hair was like an umbrella for it noted me in I still. -- there around still. -- now you miss it a little bit it was friend it's like it's like when I think thirty degrees Kohler now did you lose like a limb in the war they could still feel it. -- screen like France campaigns. This billion he gets spam lights. -- has. Yet been burned Felix's. Anyway. That last episode really you guys and decided to drop picture of -- in itself and instruct. We got we got the real good submissions of stuff I gotta say the level of artwork gone up since last fiasco. Pictures of Joe is getting very badly hurt. Can be. But in the real good -- viewers that's. Which."

" I like my fair -- a one. What's one with Joey baron for."

" That's the best one that's the winner. We got Jared curator of his truck you drive it up right bitch in the truck. Ricky Skaggs is hanging out the window with a baseball bat knocking out the best part of -- of us -- always feeder -- and -- Angeles Michael -- blood trail it is the use of the way up to his knees. Duplicate brother Daniel had Bonin. -- the development that's Adam. And -- at work I don't know what you're gonna win. Both saying is something some -- year your address. And then he got this one here is from -- coil. -- picture Gator he's run or some lady in -- seeing gear don't know you (%expletive) page I'm gonna sell the trailer by synopsis the guess that's his girlfriend's."

" Background does in the background there's a weird thing is like the -- black actor with an outgrowth -- correct we are real created here. It's one island in Africa. -- history. And that's that's -- that's. But the last one here is. -- the third winner. Is and -- and truck. The sad summit and down and then. Like it and says here -- that Joey then says Gator even if you destroy me in my amazing ballots will live on my guess gators driving -- them."

" Martin's notes here generally in the windows Andy's like at this. What. I don't know anything in video magnificent ballots. And it's all in this show is that the state of ecstasy. He's blown ropes and if that's. -- work in batch and put a container and that thing to admire -- So if you're watching the peep show us up so you she saw the pictures we it is talking about there if if you're not which really should be. You can see all all of those three plus all the others emissions over its art world dot com it's it's really worth it there are some room nice work real good job out a way. All the way around. It did good work this time. I'm proud EL. Right -- tonight's first check I think that these yeah. Each woman in England due to give birth on June 6 this fighting with their hospital to induce her sooner. To avoid delivering on the demonic date of 666. Melissa parkers is thirty years old she says the fan of the Allman. Which of course is about demonic child he says he's concerned. She's gonna give birth on this station says I'm terrified the birth to go wrong of the child who have evil in him -- her. Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself the antichrist. My again I don't think that that's a possibility medically. However I do think it's a foregone conclusion your baby is gonna be retarded just like you can concern. -- reminds me of a story. The couple. Stills are retarded."

" It is during dinner. Now it's -- hair. They could -- his hair and shoe box right now put it under your bed and the other day before the podcasts I want to -- shoe box and open up. In six little black -- flew out of the box. Flew way into the night. And hair is gone they're not hired is a six a black -- birds flew off and."

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" Men yeah Ricky Ricky -- are from same. Same area Florida. Gainesville all right he had been around gains them. Tarzan -- you know can enemy. Manama column well we're gonna talk Joey QE Carrie -- on the phone -- down the I can see up -- It's only on me story entry there might be in home. Ushering here ago."

" Ricky -- can you hear me. Ricky. Would. Is Gator man. What part -- is tighter from infect you with Martin sergeant. And yeah. -- not -- this is -- in saint Maarten. What. Now man houses on the sheet that she hit me what's up in Javed. She. Kept well. It was actually well what he killed what do you do with that truck."

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" Let alone we have not gotten around."

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" This is the story of fill up the I -- Philip was an IT guy for a midsize company that made plastic cup there. All day long he was called from cubicle to cubicle fixing people's computer problems. People if one can call -- people are suits. -- it. Phillip -- and his best friend Richard also an IT guy but it for company. Actually Phillip and Richard and never met personally they lived in different states but we're in the same World of Warcraft. A Philippine. I can't help a female in human sources install -- mouse or else I -- a mouse it's brilliant. That's the -- brain capacity you would still amounts Lyle. RO TF well responded. One day after work Philip's company host a party -- an -- real restaurant celebrate right to profit. Since Pete Philip muttered under his crap happened she -- John in his -- like mount. The kill mature until these people are there making asses of themselves. Just then Steve from accounting yelled over. What did you come ordered to so much better clinics. In windows and I haven't heard that story yet this week. Should have Steven it's don't think you'd be DiCaprio and intricacies of might argue anyway have another drink you. Just then -- that -- yet predict based new employee accounts payable walked up to fill out. -- Google search on email like guild members are expecting the 1900 hours. Be doomed without their -- And Philip left Apple striving. 1987 Mitsubishi mirage home to his squalid dark apartment. And apartment where you lived alone for the next six years before -- and Gino pizza role in dying. The ends."

" And that's the story -- guy -- hit store yeah. But it's that's so out of the poor bastard it's a everybody could it's true."

" He's just get the idea crashed his car cell -- elegant that he had lived alone dark house and stick it."

" If you look great. Each -- and -- you get ahead not right version that you -- you know judge Philip where the trench coat too I forgot to mention that the story but he had the commentary and go log pony tail. Anyways TV news I'll do well to that now I'm now due to lots of lots outlook."

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" That's on there is that it does does not then that's it. Instilled this that you aren't that it's not even do that you have every -- to sync your infected. -- you might have bird they may be back doing what they in the wake of the Caribbean investing in a bubble lightning and headed back to their winning at a picture of jelly I don't know maybe to be someone else but you'll be infected going to be very sick and ready to -- so I hope you've enjoyed in over the images continued listening if you want to. --"

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" It was written by Martin Sargent she's -- Joseph -- plug Janet Reno -- hang on controls. --"

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" And special episode of infected is brought to you by I AFP got got the premier resource for information about pornography. On the whip. Missing persons who's calling. How else mixed okay Gail are you calling to report someone missing yes who whose gone missing do."

" I can't -- pornography. On -- and -- To keep -- Yeah I'll let. Him I --"

" And -- don't panic. It's common problem can't. It's not making that noise out stuff. Only need to do is to visit the Internet adult film database -- IA FT dot com it's the premier database for pornography on the -- From there it's just a hop skip and a few clicks to your porn. Yeah we got -- right -- gallon -- aren't you dying FT dot com."

" I AMD got count. --"

" Gator here. So couple days ago I was don't want -- always doing on Tuesday afternoon I'll sit down at them. Local schoolyard up in the bleachers watching the ninth grade girls field hockey team do practice. Item upon Joan had me cooler beer and I don't -- my -- wins in corn plant in there I was -- in heaven as my everything's new owner. But for some reason that day. Edited kills a little bit often felt bad and granite ideologues like it when it's. When it's gang days post just practice because that's a little bit -- site you know the girls have certain intensity about a game ending -- emblem plan scares them pounds -- Gator hides the practice is the next best thing but like I said I should've been filled feeling good but I feel a bit off. In just right now stood up and you know vomit. And vomiting."

" Hardly at all. Wow. That's -- spattered down on the bleachers I've nominated again. And again."

" I just couldn't stop not and it -- I found when I came to stop -- looked -- out this field and practices even come to a stop all that girls understand their count look at me -- found -- there. I had to say and he looks scared you know then they seem so horrible. And I stared back enemy coach's whistle to all right that amount and now nominate again right then just yeah and having an offer it."

" And."

" Gator screaming mad -- ponchos are clouded up with sick and I slipped right -- hit my head on the bleachers. Crack Moscow open and let's blasting our -- laying there in a puddle of miles six him feel like players come stand around looking down elect ready face to a dangerous. Then on this everything discounted fading captain faded to black. -- wake up and I don't know how much longer Lazard is I don't know I'd lost -- track time whatnot -- some deep in dozens going on an island Grammy nominee got them intensive care unit now that I'm in a bubble like a plastic bubble like -- amount of time dealing with plastic bubble -- Next to me over there right next mallet govern now and a cot next -- Martin Sargent. And he's land there are trust and they got him trust up at some kind of god -- diaper with a leg bag on it. It's most thought that they have ever seen he looks about just decided this. -- can -- it like this evening crap sandwich is what he look like and then it got out of down into my foot in my bed there's an. -- I don't know who manner doctor what are actually seek is a has learned some kind of Hazmat suit not getting -- through the reflector shield on the front that damn thing. This person -- to vote in my bed told them the picture. And look at this look at this picture. You know who this man is it's Alec in the pictured is -- US as Joe. They say well we have reason to believe that Joey has -- and bird flew east credit throughout the western United States the entire western United States and Munich are close contact with him as likely made us carriers as well. And that's not a matter goddamn enough Austin up and push thank god damn -- suit away and I grabbed Maarten asked him or my shoulder not plunge right to decide that god -- bubble to and I ran down the hallway and alarm going off. In the buzzards in the cops enough doctors to run around -- sprung up in a parking lot there. Not flagged down Toyota crescent after Martin deciding -- at himself all over by this time. Here and on its last legs after amendment precedent we sped off. That's when we made it over to the main sales top notch lounge. In Austin powered up -- I ordered -- couple weeks he's. Outcrop mark up on this thing and owner of the drugs drive that's -- can we ordered some pickled eggs. I guess that's -- virtually whiskey Zak Cameron pickle day because within an hour after I did enough trying to pick -- waitress and Martin was started singing karaoke east and there is beyond them backward that leg banks along. -- in their felt bad at all. I think he's targeted some kind of massive manhunt trying to stem the spread -- virtually -- they're going get this podcast done. It's men blacks -- my breaking it any main cause -- away. I'm glad to know Joey apparently -- I mean to the bird flu and and is easily care with a couple wish peace pickled -- may have limited that's I can't get down to Walgreens. --"

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" hello and welcome to infected dead tween growing from the -- backed towards digital culture. I'm internet's Martin Sargent. Of course that's relatives sticky kitchen table here it cuts the -- are we to towering giants of the new burgeoning world the podcast three. -- in the -- I -- I'm doing good. -- Mac. Mac. Well wow. Great many things that happens at the last podcast monumental life altering crazy things. And that produce that there on this day here. -- truck transmission changed out debts does not it does -- I was referring to actually. But that's great who's a big deal for me what else is happening. The main thing is gorgeous the plume Joe Hebert. -- He's molded Joey is multi inspected every -- is cut his hair. Origin MySpace photos which we never thought we we see the day what is your MySpace anyway. Than you by the mail that comes that does. It's affected by if you can buy an infected page demise -- by nine. -- you look now -- can't Hillary do do you look like neo if you work in a Russians think that that right now and I don't -- that ship that I don't negotiating actor. Yeah -- the count here. You don't use don't click. Yeah I think that's a pretty big compliment and you look like a boxer from like the 1700. Somewhere in his life theater you -- By -- usual etiquette one hour was hot you know -- it. War -- lots annually that's amazing there says so Joey -- turn -- he's gone from an ugly duckling into a beautiful. Yet still very creepy looking so behind. Have a sexy bits. New haircut street news a notice there's our -- swagger about you. This is the it's it's really opened -- talking superficial you live radar. I get a haircut roads -- turn your head look at me I'm hot (%expletive). Would love and -- don't. It's unclear if nobody got CA is still do it meant that they're gonna pause sought -- eleven NASDAQ to smile at me a lot more rather than kind of reaching under the table talk to you finally got there the girl at 7-Eleven is. Yeah."

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" Martin's notes here generally in the windows Andy's like at this. What. I don't know anything in video magnificent ballots. And it's all in this show is that the state of ecstasy. He's blown ropes and if that's. -- work in batch and put a container and that thing to admire -- So if you're watching the peep show us up so you she saw the pictures we it is talking about there if if you're not which really should be. You can see all all of those three plus all the others emissions over its art world dot com it's it's really worth it there are some room nice work real good job out a way. All the way around. It did good work this time. I'm proud EL. Right -- tonight's first check I think that these yeah. Each woman in England due to give birth on June 6 this fighting with their hospital to induce her sooner. To avoid delivering on the demonic date of 666. Melissa parkers is thirty years old she says the fan of the Allman. Which of course is about demonic child he says he's concerned. She's gonna give birth on this station says I'm terrified the birth to go wrong of the child who have evil in him -- her. Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself the antichrist. My again I don't think that that's a possibility medically. However I do think it's a foregone conclusion your baby is gonna be retarded just like you can concern. -- reminds me of a story. The couple. Stills are retarded."

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" Men yeah Ricky Ricky -- are from same. Same area Florida. Gainesville all right he had been around gains them. Tarzan -- you know can enemy. Manama column well we're gonna talk Joey QE Carrie -- on the phone -- down the I can see up -- It's only on me story entry there might be in home. Ushering here ago."

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" This is the story of fill up the I -- Philip was an IT guy for a midsize company that made plastic cup there. All day long he was called from cubicle to cubicle fixing people's computer problems. People if one can call -- people are suits. -- it. Phillip -- and his best friend Richard also an IT guy but it for company. Actually Phillip and Richard and never met personally they lived in different states but we're in the same World of Warcraft. A Philippine. I can't help a female in human sources install -- mouse or else I -- a mouse it's brilliant. That's the -- brain capacity you would still amounts Lyle. RO TF well responded. One day after work Philip's company host a party -- an -- real restaurant celebrate right to profit. Since Pete Philip muttered under his crap happened she -- John in his -- like mount. The kill mature until these people are there making asses of themselves. Just then Steve from accounting yelled over. What did you come ordered to so much better clinics. In windows and I haven't heard that story yet this week. Should have Steven it's don't think you'd be DiCaprio and intricacies of might argue anyway have another drink you. Just then -- that -- yet predict based new employee accounts payable walked up to fill out. -- Google search on email like guild members are expecting the 1900 hours. Be doomed without their -- And Philip left Apple striving. 1987 Mitsubishi mirage home to his squalid dark apartment. And apartment where you lived alone for the next six years before -- and Gino pizza role in dying. The ends."

" And that's the story -- guy -- hit store yeah. But it's that's so out of the poor bastard it's a everybody could it's true."

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