" Tonight's special robots edition of invective is brought to you glad ANC. And -- breyer's Dre video parts. We bring families together. Daddy. Can we have colonel's chicken for -- sure."

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" The agency from right to your heart we bring families again. He should try our new double fried chicken meat puppets erratic. God it's Friday."

" Hot I'm Internet Martin sergeant which you're about to see is not infected. But -- with this this will on the experience. In a moment."

" Cash they can hear us don't draw your own act normally but I'm fairly certain that the robot voice flavors all by the end of Jeb Bush's second presidential term right around that time North Korea is and exits are busy ports -- the news it's all robots all the time. Germans don't about the middle what you might -- in no time. Apple Computer that -- general Steve Jobs will be brought -- to those crazy nation that -- around. Will know what to do portable oil rich state that flawlessly engineered -- called I wreck and I ran. Well do you think paranoid then why is an international team of scientists don't talk about real sharp relative to all about -- stuff. Publishing a hold up at expert machines as they become super intelligent and be on the market for all. Because they know that we -- don't. That's -- Microsoft so bullish on the future robots decide it's just a belt programming tools presiding. The company wants you for robot wouldn't do it for personal computers. Insuring the robot will be ridiculously difficult to control aren't reliable and bundled with -- annoying talking. Outlook children I -- with mechanical. On the plus side site just say we humans we'll be having sexual relations with robots within five years. A great benefit to your average Star Trek that you just as well as I'd imagine the makers that stockholders. -- WD forty. Of course women have been having their surplus with robots for years but personally I'm glad that these things might be becoming more equitable for us news. I have seen future robot into the dark sinister future. You dared -- it -- with me now it's their version matched readable beings once squarely in the realms and human. Friends. And it. Would that -- not like what and we hate them out to be I -- really the only real -- the robot presented who've been batteries on the field. Fresh ones. All of friends than you might be kind of -- a little and not just by show and Connie Chung who laid out on a grand piano line yen in there."

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" But on the other hand if robots really can't be masters of tight she right now it's only a matter of time before they get that black court -- widgets which are. Pro bodies -- billions and billions and billions of razor sharp ice throwing stars. Oh god if only why did you get it really happens when it's very. Like this such an important source of them on of the units."

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" hello and welcome to infected the evil robot programmed to enslave humanity. But until then clean the toilets and LEX. A -- internet's Martin's art."

" And I'm joined does all of -- only true -- besides my robotic vacuum set Joey indicator what's gonna sellers. I what's up -- you get -- Mac and in their -- African paranoid but it's a robot. They its own C in art with talk about his love all that kind of thing that's just the cover for this robot. Directing. What do you see it column and I don't know man reds right got to go through -- Manhattan bureau could -- well. No American does harbor -- and out. Well what -- your paranoid about what you guys you guys know that that thing that we saw the top of the show you know what that was. You know where I was talking about the robot threat like I'm some diamond whose anchors like that that there that's my day job. Yeah you you don't think the Martin Sargent out of the Shelby's game but that couldn't be further from the cute -- I am right in the bowl down here in the star has rodeo and I got that -- buy a whole you know. I don't know what tell me which you know what I tell you it is for the past few months while while not shoot in the Turkey vultures with crossbow out of a piece a land near her up Nevada I do this show. Called light today sucked. Now most of you out there and -- have never seen it because. Well it's not on television and it's not on the Internet it's on this thing called go TV which is its its entertainment company that broadcast their shows exclusively on cell phones the Martin -- screen. It just keeps shrinking you know after -- unveiling it and ham radio. And maybe after that obvious -- the puppet shows that kids -- the public library out."

" alleged east did the voice for them speak and spell things the thought yeah here this is -- job and he did all right we're proud of him. Make good money don't ever -- org it's pretty -- not -- a little audio work. I did a view or for Leo well actually people. I don't know Israel's biggest -- is recorders choice but it looked tape learns that when he called speak. Is what we've come out that are your kids. It is free agent's name is history to help. Anyway -- shield and ideally do it everyday its -- only broadcast -- policy Joey you would agree with me about this your your future is your technology this is the future mean is in the future yeah. The futures of course Martin Sargent is heavily involved with its shape in the new media just like I did with the what's the future about that we'll watch and stuff on your phone yeah you watch the up on your phone. -- like this whole thing about audio picked up a magazine when you drop in deduce that is way. And the path that well we're gonna do in the managerial work oh and watched. --"

" I watch a little how -- it Chinese soap opera. Culture GH -- hall. They album ghosts and goblins if float around and they believe and all that stuff over that'd fiction of that they believe that the quell people's rights is ghost month right now man when I lived over there I'd put Adam and card table would. Put chewing gum and bearden. Chinese it looked like. Not a huge today either have access to. Africa well you see one where you don't want C lament that -- stand -- this -- this -- sit at the doubt but in your bed at night with a big big old this -- mother trucker with a little tiny pro biscuits -- the new sector your feet you know what the look -- Korea the second she apt. -- achieve and how much he sucked in a long time. -- yeah I gotta back up but she myself."

" I get I'm gonna sub plot to get the Shia out of my body. -- rotary. Anyway -- I -- that thing there that's a good gig is only a three minute show and you know I I ran about these matters Hutus survivor survival of humanity is species are. You know we just felt stupid joke about Hollywood stars and particularly quite jealous of."

" You'll get that thing you watch Marge are they actually. Are. Martin -- to watch your show on TV the -- not just me that Jimmy -- is that a lot to stand -- guy who got news the that's what's like the little real TV network although it's small on your phone. So smarts -- to watch it every -- on your phone when it's not that toilet. Become a subscriber going to go TV networks dot job or you can watch some more clips my hard -- I believe that some if you some of them up there YouTube feel dirty now like to beat commercial which it."

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" But this isn't this addition of infected at its its all about robots and whether or not they are preposterous evil or just a threat to lives. -- as well everyone is preoccupied by the Hizbul on the terrorism and Mel Gibson the robots the robot to make inroads into our society or. To take control you really."

" Even nuclear trigger telling. -- they're flying over us. And I see them ads on the late night TV for that -- vacuum -- you just lift clean your house like I think that guy John based out of fitness guy you put -- they go home. Yeah and others on the bus neighbor at one of them to my neighbor got killed while on of those. Now crippled rumba in a room kill -- didn't -- the mechanism that. -- laying there all passed out on the floor whose best -- you was George Dick around the room ridiculous that they've renovated or they've added now (%expletive) life McManaman -- with the goddamn remote like right up on his chest is -- you've been dead for about four days and the -- is it there. And -- happen."

" Well there goes our chance again haven't spots hip -- reject this idea you think that I'm talking Dallas paranoid stuff. About the robots and everything with and that this will lose item from the Pittsburgh post is that. Says era partnership between Carnegie Mellon university and Lego. You know little Lego toy thing Lego education has put robots in about a dozen grade schools in Pittsburgh and fifty schools throughout southwestern Pennsylvania I imagine not Amish country about. The robot that says will help teach children math and science."

" Yeah and and and how to kill their parents. That's what it's gonna end up these you go to start taking over the world a better start of Leonard Pittsburgh again -- job to do tame those factors compared. Would never let my kid attend this school that you learn from a robot."

" That isn't that he did. The people -- the guys who bridge about evolution being taught in class. You know I think Syria say that noah's -- didn't have about a billion species of animals on -- little less threatening and crazy that robots taking control your child's mind. Maybe that's just me I'm -- and not let my kids attend school that ago you feel like homes prototypes. -- it does let you go home school. -- They don't ownership basically."

" A law it's did happen that way you're talking about my -- minister I'm not saying I'm not saying that you don't know a lot about life there but I'm not sure you know too much about book -- well I think claimant and not too much about well that's what the kids you know I know what you need to know. I was gonna get into the Carnegie Mellon a program robots take over the world that you don't. I know how to make a full square mile atom reflecting back in super America. They were America's gas station and and I get a full market all of it figured it is hungry man. As a jointly on your -- acts of health shall this man you -- you enjoy you really changed a lot because there -- your easements from agreement each book."

" Here's a -- you read like a estimates that on human that are under pressure of skating -- he'd be viewed by Lego we for the higher amended. You know we can't look pot belly he's like he says hello -- looks as nice as these guys like. -- more calories. There's I've -- more calories you want younger men there than you need for like a month it's like. It's like that they can feed marine seals -- so only they could live up. This image -- and that's eleven. In an appreciable. You couldn't live for a whole week from -- hungry man dinner he these there's so many calories than what you -- they did. News you may get him meatloaf dinner. Fractured hip are hot you're there."

" They're real record back this that I mr. -- Mr. showbiz name as well as one teacher who used in robots that teaches students map. Which by the way missed issue is pretty (%expletive) lazy on your part I would say he says robotics is the fourth are in education along with reading writing and arithmetic. A fifth mr. few of rapture. Is always that case having kids beat up by role."

" Lots and you're tired though for real seriously you talk about robots I heard this in and I got this from a good source. Are you are seeing like TV shows about elephants and seven elephants and while Africa. Well this is the the true story is there's no such things elephants and never has me they don't exist that kind of like corn doesn't exist and and exactly and robots. That elephants all elephants you ever seen in the ever will see it every word is not as that thing it -- never existed never did exist they're just robots. Elephants are robust -- a big robotic things walker."

" You know that makes they act god damn good business sense when you think about it. Maybe that's why they scared the -- Because the mice as we all know -- the ones in gettin' in the circuitry in really screw up computer system. Right shall I mean that happens you might might make -- that's than and so."

" I heard it -- robots or robotic creatures in their their. Our -- in on the TV in in mid insider robots and there's one every single elephant I mean every elephant god one Korean guy and now all run the whole thing he's running around like me --"

" Well it's seeing it in the home schooling. That the little the little baby -- kids your gonna talk about the rapture robots coming on the other thing I cannot tell you what I I read the newspaper. And various blocks and this is what people are talking about it being suppressed by Doug I didn't believe it myself Cheney bot Dick Cheney -- robot got the moment machinery that -- Darth -- he. Tell it like it glow and I like to terminate it hits a outlet to the zoo on target I'm Leo myself and want to find out that Patrick. Like a big machetes clear brush and Jim -- hacked into one of these elephants. Just thought it sparks come out and the thing that they is a goddamn machines that. You should you look on his look -- face and hack into that -- had not seen him in there he it was found out why this house. So it is unchecked code as you know in the music -- that means that and they got -- they make human like in there against I don't know that's a good question. We have to you know I think we've we've we've asked. A lot of good questions already on this special robotic edition of infected. And yeah I'm sure people all around the world right now are going to Google and -- and answer these questions does the very pressing matters I got no called robot right now but I tell you today wanted to focus -- me is going to be down."

" Alright Sen -- Leo ornament creeping neighbors. Or robotic vacuum the rumba. Which I believe was featured 672. Times on tech TVs fresh gear. So on the go so I can take up passover as that may be sucked out of you that dangle. We need -- robotics thing to death that judge dangling over your right back."

" Tonight's as a robot addition of infected brought to you by JC. From -- straight to your heart. We bring them to get this and now. Special word from the current and."

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" I got this recurring -- sometimes or or up put on them big helmets you know them with them I piece on it and stuff and -- crawl in this like cocoon it's like of this it's less she -- is real warm and there. In in these images start combines all these beautiful women -- Dana in the cocoon just sort of feel like it's but I'm seeing. But there dramatic name is like him that -- in those battle Korean -- Kim Kim Kim Jong -- letters name is that -- got to glasses in the high heels Hughes comes in there it in and it ruins."

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" And -- the upper house you know it's like you know that this rabbit curl thing and they've -- Stuff happened it Doug but he knows what about it in my point. The women are being enslaved by the robots there ain't gonna get our women first and through -- those things out no way. We got the women it enslaved by the there vibrator we got the children being enslaved in the schools. It's gonna have to be a man vote that stand up and fight this robot their. Well don't forget about everybody up in Amish country there Eric white as virtual sex machine I mean. That's. In Atlanta strap that than the magic inside the virtual selves in those quite frightening. I went out that doesn't -- touch yours it's not mine. It's not very user around on spirit. It's that scientists -- and like four years ago I think that it's probably in the pots and Clinton that's that thing. Another yeah I'm not sure you know talk about you know it's sounds in many ways it sounded like it appealing things so you get a robot."

" They say them rolling blackouts caused by the -- and I think it's because of women plugging them thinks they -- It's like second -- that you got data quiet suburban street in nine years listings chugging along news."

" It or crazies. As it is not well pocket I mean if it. Well they need to make sure that you're from them well that's what this and with these robots. They're gonna be doing that within five years that's our house -- actually these robots would be now did you see that thing on Yahoo! the ads are the front page Yahoo!. About that new Chinese robot name wrong Chang. What does that mean -- wrong Chang EC unit. Is is it proper name is -- translate that I don't know what that. You know what this might -- I think it's it's one dialect. In your year -- got a rock grunt Zhang is -- the first Chinese quote beauty."

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" This this this smoothly robot he's able to respond to some 1000 Chinese words only -- that's how you really need. He got -- you know yes harder it's. Joey that's off all but he can dance -- can browse using it as you greet people in the Sichuan dialect -- shout GAO and he's -- for the -- once science museums -- the receptionist the robot costs about 37005. Not to make but. Check out the picture ever that what do you think about that she's -- that that's not. I don't know about their beauty hero about the looks like Kelly Joe positive and -- You really wanna. Ask men published -- if that's it's like being I think he's a robot. If judge Gail -- I need pong order shout DD. That's another thing -- That's the euphemism for one's penis -- brother I look at that robust they -- you'll EG injunction. It means -- the first time Marcel you have. Maybe if you put a wig guys something look at it. And as it stands and looks like one Americans they used to rub up against the Macy's -- mom -- there's a life. And then reality. There's it's got their sex about manicurist. You know Medicare and that your -- and and go hide in the middle circular clothing access and yes I it come what may. Now. -- a kid you don't know what's wrong I'll cut this out right Darryl you're talking to better Byron Chung his next time you see him of the -- marred only to get me wrong channel but everybody wrong Chung tonight. That's yet but the teacher was spots in this than have that teaching our kids kids -- for teaches us to understand. Start awful enough now this is the one don't have to them -- we got children talked about that we talked about other women are being enslaved by the robot how we got wrong -- Now we are on -- is the of course read Chinese Government after the other and -- follow with this these these beauty hero yeah -- you know. -- He's making these robots Cheney. Cheney and Cheney about Dick Cheney. It's a theory I don't know you you know I think -- victory -- another question we that. We want your answers and send us your answer is pro -- at Gmail dot cut and I think what we should do is never great Dragan. The big picture in the best. -- Said he make dad likes and make him make that I want I want to idea prototype. Of everybody's -- Six robot. I do make a six -- about that is -- BAU the sky's the limit your Mac users are about like you make it interchangeable face is interchangeable whatever you want to do you know. This is your fantasy come to life basically this is you or other way for this (%expletive) day for a long time and I'll want to come on it. I'm -- they are given him wrong Ken dolls. But I did don't want to look and a guy that is the -- figure out a Home -- of welding Reagan's go to work out mutated -- letter. Of particular color that you -- Stevie had been buried an -- here man make this. You guys and in the blueprints that's -- that's -- it's again the guys. I'm Omega lives. That that's -- in fact that I mean send in your picture there of the robot. That you like the bond on -- yep regular guy Haley -- yeah. You that's the time we got this special infected robots addition. Martel story. Now -- you know."

" A still it's still. Startling and whatever we we really we we don't have time but seeing as though this is the special robot addition. I guess it's okay."

" This is the story of Frankie said the -- Once upon a time there was a little robot named Frankie set. He was the friendliest -- At the meatpacking plant where he stuffed portraits into aluminum cans report people don't buy it he always whistled for M little gears spun around so happy with your robot but sometimes when one of the human workers at the port cannery would punch out for the day. Frankie seven couldn't help but feel a little sick because he wanted to leave the hot smelly plane to. And explore the big world outside he'd heard some of his transportation robot friends talked about. -- Frankie said."

" I'm happy here I think I'll be heartbeat and can't -- I -- I I there's more to life and I want to. I'll bet if I could be the IP might be in movement and deceptively strong -- there might. Here to help people more than I you can import. Them back. And and one day a contractor from Microsoft came to the plan. To install a new -- chip in some of the robots expanding the capabilities. And the wrong ship that was to be installed in a Frankie Sullivan was to give him mobility. So he could go with the transportation robots to stock shelves in the ghetto markets with the canned pork was sold -- I said Frankie did. Yeah I think -- clear and well. When Microsoft technician in all I'm champion Frankie seven it inflicted with his bios causing a fatal air."

" all his circuitry. It'd be nice to think that Frankie seven never knew what it became worthless people -- silicon. And you wanted the pork cannery that they will tell you when they're round chip was installed. Awful sounds of crackling electricity. Grinding metal could be heard. In black smoke seeped from his joints as he slowly learned from the inside out. Taking about more excruciating. Minutes for him to completely shut down. Com lifeless. For robot. I can't imagine. A more painful. The."

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" The art. This. Has been infected if you are still listening you are infected. If you are infected and then god have mercy on your human soul because. If viewers they're listening you are indeed grave. Spam -- (%expletive). Word list views of human trash and we will be all that much easier when we can do take the world for you. He -- sacker. Iowa sacker punch you in your -- whites now make and make you double over in pain because. This is in fact did wrong and we're saying."

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" Tonight's special robots edition of invective is brought to you glad ANC. And -- breyer's Dre video parts. We bring families together. Daddy. Can we have colonel's chicken for -- sure."

" Boy oh boy that kernel with a real man and I'm gonna. Apparently the story well I've met and the state fair in Tennessee and let me go on record as saying I've never met a more on -- okay. He was drunk he was lecherous he was rude and he smelled of hearing you did. Yeah sure it didn't smell like pits and his -- with -- red -- soil but I'm pretty close to sir that at some point. As he was beating a small Shetland pony with the -- adult walking stick."

" He shut itself."

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" Yes. You're going to die to. Do daddy. Don't talk. Want to listen to this religious -- called me. Even our bodies themselves. They don't truly belong to us. They belong to god."

" The agency from right to your heart we bring families again. He should try our new double fried chicken meat puppets erratic. God it's Friday."

" Hot I'm Internet Martin sergeant which you're about to see is not infected. But -- with this this will on the experience. In a moment."

" Cash they can hear us don't draw your own act normally but I'm fairly certain that the robot voice flavors all by the end of Jeb Bush's second presidential term right around that time North Korea is and exits are busy ports -- the news it's all robots all the time. Germans don't about the middle what you might -- in no time. Apple Computer that -- general Steve Jobs will be brought -- to those crazy nation that -- around. Will know what to do portable oil rich state that flawlessly engineered -- called I wreck and I ran. Well do you think paranoid then why is an international team of scientists don't talk about real sharp relative to all about -- stuff. Publishing a hold up at expert machines as they become super intelligent and be on the market for all. Because they know that we -- don't. That's -- Microsoft so bullish on the future robots decide it's just a belt programming tools presiding. The company wants you for robot wouldn't do it for personal computers. Insuring the robot will be ridiculously difficult to control aren't reliable and bundled with -- annoying talking. Outlook children I -- with mechanical. On the plus side site just say we humans we'll be having sexual relations with robots within five years. A great benefit to your average Star Trek that you just as well as I'd imagine the makers that stockholders. -- WD forty. Of course women have been having their surplus with robots for years but personally I'm glad that these things might be becoming more equitable for us news. I have seen future robot into the dark sinister future. You dared -- it -- with me now it's their version matched readable beings once squarely in the realms and human. Friends. And it. Would that -- not like what and we hate them out to be I -- really the only real -- the robot presented who've been batteries on the field. Fresh ones. All of friends than you might be kind of -- a little and not just by show and Connie Chung who laid out on a grand piano line yen in there."

" We came to do -- show."

" But on the other hand if robots really can't be masters of tight she right now it's only a matter of time before they get that black court -- widgets which are. Pro bodies -- billions and billions and billions of razor sharp ice throwing stars. Oh god if only why did you get it really happens when it's very. Like this such an important source of them on of the units."

" That was very funny or insightful mark when I'm afraid I'm program to punishing right after you slather mean -- and 49. It's."

" Isn't infect you --"

" hello and welcome to infected the evil robot programmed to enslave humanity. But until then clean the toilets and LEX. A -- internet's Martin's art."

" And I'm joined does all of -- only true -- besides my robotic vacuum set Joey indicator what's gonna sellers. I what's up -- you get -- Mac and in their -- African paranoid but it's a robot. They its own C in art with talk about his love all that kind of thing that's just the cover for this robot. Directing. What do you see it column and I don't know man reds right got to go through -- Manhattan bureau could -- well. No American does harbor -- and out. Well what -- your paranoid about what you guys you guys know that that thing that we saw the top of the show you know what that was. You know where I was talking about the robot threat like I'm some diamond whose anchors like that that there that's my day job. Yeah you you don't think the Martin Sargent out of the Shelby's game but that couldn't be further from the cute -- I am right in the bowl down here in the star has rodeo and I got that -- buy a whole you know. I don't know what tell me which you know what I tell you it is for the past few months while while not shoot in the Turkey vultures with crossbow out of a piece a land near her up Nevada I do this show. Called light today sucked. Now most of you out there and -- have never seen it because. Well it's not on television and it's not on the Internet it's on this thing called go TV which is its its entertainment company that broadcast their shows exclusively on cell phones the Martin -- screen. It just keeps shrinking you know after -- unveiling it and ham radio. And maybe after that obvious -- the puppet shows that kids -- the public library out."

" alleged east did the voice for them speak and spell things the thought yeah here this is -- job and he did all right we're proud of him. Make good money don't ever -- org it's pretty -- not -- a little audio work. I did a view or for Leo well actually people. I don't know Israel's biggest -- is recorders choice but it looked tape learns that when he called speak. Is what we've come out that are your kids. It is free agent's name is history to help. Anyway -- shield and ideally do it everyday its -- only broadcast -- policy Joey you would agree with me about this your your future is your technology this is the future mean is in the future yeah. The futures of course Martin Sargent is heavily involved with its shape in the new media just like I did with the what's the future about that we'll watch and stuff on your phone yeah you watch the up on your phone. -- like this whole thing about audio picked up a magazine when you drop in deduce that is way. And the path that well we're gonna do in the managerial work oh and watched. --"

" I watch a little how -- it Chinese soap opera. Culture GH -- hall. They album ghosts and goblins if float around and they believe and all that stuff over that'd fiction of that they believe that the quell people's rights is ghost month right now man when I lived over there I'd put Adam and card table would. Put chewing gum and bearden. Chinese it looked like. Not a huge today either have access to. Africa well you see one where you don't want C lament that -- stand -- this -- this -- sit at the doubt but in your bed at night with a big big old this -- mother trucker with a little tiny pro biscuits -- the new sector your feet you know what the look -- Korea the second she apt. -- achieve and how much he sucked in a long time. -- yeah I gotta back up but she myself."

" I get I'm gonna sub plot to get the Shia out of my body. -- rotary. Anyway -- I -- that thing there that's a good gig is only a three minute show and you know I I ran about these matters Hutus survivor survival of humanity is species are. You know we just felt stupid joke about Hollywood stars and particularly quite jealous of."

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" But this isn't this addition of infected at its its all about robots and whether or not they are preposterous evil or just a threat to lives. -- as well everyone is preoccupied by the Hizbul on the terrorism and Mel Gibson the robots the robot to make inroads into our society or. To take control you really."

" Even nuclear trigger telling. -- they're flying over us. And I see them ads on the late night TV for that -- vacuum -- you just lift clean your house like I think that guy John based out of fitness guy you put -- they go home. Yeah and others on the bus neighbor at one of them to my neighbor got killed while on of those. Now crippled rumba in a room kill -- didn't -- the mechanism that. -- laying there all passed out on the floor whose best -- you was George Dick around the room ridiculous that they've renovated or they've added now (%expletive) life McManaman -- with the goddamn remote like right up on his chest is -- you've been dead for about four days and the -- is it there. And -- happen."

" Well there goes our chance again haven't spots hip -- reject this idea you think that I'm talking Dallas paranoid stuff. About the robots and everything with and that this will lose item from the Pittsburgh post is that. Says era partnership between Carnegie Mellon university and Lego. You know little Lego toy thing Lego education has put robots in about a dozen grade schools in Pittsburgh and fifty schools throughout southwestern Pennsylvania I imagine not Amish country about. The robot that says will help teach children math and science."

" Yeah and and and how to kill their parents. That's what it's gonna end up these you go to start taking over the world a better start of Leonard Pittsburgh again -- job to do tame those factors compared. Would never let my kid attend this school that you learn from a robot."

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" They're real record back this that I mr. -- Mr. showbiz name as well as one teacher who used in robots that teaches students map. Which by the way missed issue is pretty (%expletive) lazy on your part I would say he says robotics is the fourth are in education along with reading writing and arithmetic. A fifth mr. few of rapture. Is always that case having kids beat up by role."

" Lots and you're tired though for real seriously you talk about robots I heard this in and I got this from a good source. Are you are seeing like TV shows about elephants and seven elephants and while Africa. Well this is the the true story is there's no such things elephants and never has me they don't exist that kind of like corn doesn't exist and and exactly and robots. That elephants all elephants you ever seen in the ever will see it every word is not as that thing it -- never existed never did exist they're just robots. Elephants are robust -- a big robotic things walker."

" You know that makes they act god damn good business sense when you think about it. Maybe that's why they scared the -- Because the mice as we all know -- the ones in gettin' in the circuitry in really screw up computer system. Right shall I mean that happens you might might make -- that's than and so."

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" I'm happy here I think I'll be heartbeat and can't -- I -- I I there's more to life and I want to. I'll bet if I could be the IP might be in movement and deceptively strong -- there might. Here to help people more than I you can import. Them back. And and one day a contractor from Microsoft came to the plan. To install a new -- chip in some of the robots expanding the capabilities. And the wrong ship that was to be installed in a Frankie Sullivan was to give him mobility. So he could go with the transportation robots to stock shelves in the ghetto markets with the canned pork was sold -- I said Frankie did. Yeah I think -- clear and well. When Microsoft technician in all I'm champion Frankie seven it inflicted with his bios causing a fatal air."

" all his circuitry. It'd be nice to think that Frankie seven never knew what it became worthless people -- silicon. And you wanted the pork cannery that they will tell you when they're round chip was installed. Awful sounds of crackling electricity. Grinding metal could be heard. In black smoke seeped from his joints as he slowly learned from the inside out. Taking about more excruciating. Minutes for him to completely shut down. Com lifeless. For robot. I can't imagine. A more painful. The."

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