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" hello and welcome to infected. The year's worth of gunk muck in discharge fallen into the computer keyboard a digital culture. Where it starts to grow and create a horrific techno bios fear of its own. I'm Internet. Martin sergeant. And enjoy. As always by my loyal -- somewhat embarrassing to be seen in a majority of public places with pals George Gator dollars. -- Needham but he. -- Jolie yes. First of all I would like Cuba. Say that it was really cool of the meet people. To give us all this baking. -- helmet that's a bill that."

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" debate can come back. -- Well thank you to meet people. Are -- well that. Well -- beard against Guillermo moron -- I suppose. I gotta be a challenge target you know bank Korea to yesterday mold. Anyway infected as you know at its core is a technology broadcasts with sometimes we talked about things that don't have the most remote tangential connection to technology. Such is the fact that Gator years spent most nights in the past three years sleeping idol army blanket -- drop. That you've you've come up which trucks trucks that it is I don't know outside anyway and infected army to make it up to your -- devoting. This entire edition of infected to computers if nothing in particular. Just intruders -- gonna give -- reporters that is our theme tonight here recruiters. Sure love. Recruiters so perhaps you guys that that you saw the recent poll that I as the youngsters I believe the injuries you with the eighteen to 24 what tech device they want if they were stranded on desert island. Number one response. What a group -- a year ago drew the yeah what made -- huge. Yeah I think actually it's short wave radio or satellite -- David contacted me come arrest you before your obese is that certainly that's. The playoffs and seabirds daughter beat the dead horse you grab the washed up on the beach a bottle liners -- seriously. You know or. A computer. That's your gilligan's. -- The dot and coconuts. It here lots of funny YouTube -- there's no live fire deserted islands professors. They'll root -- Egypt it up just a blow treadmill he bit he made apparently users power -- So you've never computer now have Joey I know."

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" I'd take me change ourselves might get you know market -- That's good idea and change maybe he's yes. I guess I'd take a lighter -- alive."

" I got a letter it matches. Do you we both have crippling addictions to everything you know I hope they don't feel that tobacco on this that's not who you if you're gonna -- have me."

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" This did he had this computer you're so proud of it."

" And one day when he via. He left arsenal defeated dogs. And I went in there an -- that computerized picked up pucker up and smashed it. --"

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" chick in my career about the bag I think and I was hoping we don't you use where condom. Because like. I act as a stupid little laptop a while ago laptop on the day. And circuit and I do cellphone thing right drugs that I got no sperm count. Yeah but she's still got herpes -- the use of Merry Christmas is forever. That to happen now. Delicate fish and she told me to be put at the that they can personal. Sometimes."

" I just do I don't know why do it man. Kind of sick. I don't know man this street crisis. I thought the -- popular idea that your cellphone to do it. That would explain the the smell it also -- mountain lingering around."

" We've added that are part. And also rubbed comic beautiful. Relevant applause."

" It's a it and what you ought to give it enough to edit this it's just. That Apple if you see that's what's alchemy is amazing how much time -- things I mean. The way before yeah I mean it's like 83 yourself like that what you gonna play I've played tetris or mineral the president played games like ads tech. And a wading knee. And like I would I would copy other we locksmith five point knows more powerful than Apple two. I think that to -- was. The two he was more like that does not. Because W by The Commodores which is like -- that was like a local or click archive. Adam 12 and sees it put those tapes there where there weren't look Michael -- the -- issue box so. -- Who -- that that -- in line at. Smash that workers today and then you are delighted -- I think Africa they've lied Cabot oil and those are -- resorts. Was that whole thing with Burton -- there just -- I -- what -- Mac users crazy bastard. Get to see I wizardry -- now. Ultima. All the before the holy (%expletive) man I would play those did I wake up in the morning. A good -- my role what do people do -- wet what do people do it before and it would bastard Jack but not accumulate these games man arts now. I think they -- dealt to you if you actually bought. You couldn't get anywhere with it. Scam you -- first premier guy on Internet the first time theories. Yeah I do we know at first I went there with through people who think like stop. That is true. Computer latter course now -- probably don't stoppers that. Well. Maybe kill you -- efforts and bearded -- had Internet combatant another Al -- it needed it. When some might. Yeah and -- it all online yeah this whole thing would you like it game. Passing them -- of that -- the broader. More games. -- games -- she dropped. That won't that supercomputers it -- launch a war (%expletive) maximum overdrive. You guys are not -- to law to delete quote you know analogy. And it can you imagine -- and."

" It okay start playing these games that you see that wizardry. If I was at twelve year old I don't files by twelve -- like that I got that I simply can't imagine being a boy of twelve hours of getting its first computer nowadays like grabbing gives it -- of the tree. I mean. It's just I -- Now that it I think the rub one out to my house is like Better Homes and -- Booker so -- maybe like an old Liza -- album cover of ID Internet announced well. It's it gives mobile. I would not be what I would be a monster."

" I got my hands on Sears catalogue want to Syrian rebut with that underwear and underwear. Session at the browser and stuff. Once it is a true story -- to give up out of what to -- page ripped up in the Ross section issues catalogue. And of my downtown and a barbecue night and I about real guilty -- now stashed a -- not a that I am off color burden that's up. So I came down I had it in my pocket iChat or on the barbecue and always look at in a paper -- at being burned away -- all opened up. Here's all -- brought section look at my pairs used and Milliken and that."

" Every little client. It and hope that I have like like you -- and I -- the top litigators there. Suppressed of the market few weeks ago Dennis Dennis the target system. Image (%expletive) -- exploit. There were born into it -- we did this add -- yeah. Scared one of -- was like yeah what it is also care about like this is cowboys have done -- race is clearly these terms squaw. It was all of that does the -- you'd like like the lodge pole. There is I ever with. Robert Barry from retro -- came on talked about it. Much -- You're what you're very reports that yet go one point you don't look at one more -- popular here which would be. Give me the tolerance and over the last -- it's emporium. And poignant and -- him dot US. It's a wonderful site. -- there aren't you when you go are you Donaldson everything's I'll like. You know we know -- I have a bad idea that's so cute Upton. It does that I need you can -- down and nasty sic that no one -- but the real primo stuff. Is like -- it is a huge line for that. I wanted to onto it took a look at the download in the fast of the them votes notes. Either I'm doing so wrong girl gone -- worked. It out and a commitment to. I like that ample. -- speaking of it -- is that they have plan now let dot com who has done that it's part noses. And this is isn't this. Editors this article and -- yeah sites -- best -- anymore that's thought to myself on. -- hard drive that people wouldn't it isn't now."

" Apple has good many a ticket AMP LA -- dot com it's good trust and man does is it of the year. That's all you need they are gonna cut that desert they got to him."

" It's the speaker of computer life and masturbation. Did you guys see this video of that you've got caught by some local news. Get -- target in a public library. You know Joe Joe you don't have talked Joe like we showed little piece of we wrote a little clip that right now. It never before the sexual act however. We told -- we've got videos you performing a sexual act. All it was -- we can't really show you but that's my group report for himself or watching porn that the real library just across the room from the children's section. Take a workforce. And it is this which -- grab yourself and started having sex. I didn't put anything -- thing. --"

" If so basically. -- I would never that elaborate government and basically this guy either in the fifth. You don't have a computer is I don't know where you're looking and and plan to actually. And probably. -- That's it. Would you like. The public library any kids accosted by it is did -- local news reporters name is called Monday. -- one is is coral Monday reported that they."

" Com is actually is not opt in school but his life. We don't store it Carlo a product that -- believes that parents and has a the dirty little mustache file man himself in the public library where we're. Does not hang out. Good -- can't really get you did little pocket proletariat slimy kick every human being blocker and bucks are. Yeah that anybody let ticket wander a problem I've heard but as it clearly there's on the road is going -- like six minutes small -- strict. --"

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" It is chased them out there and it's outwit the whole camera here. The formats debaters is begging to be left alone you say you ruined my life and his parents are there and his parents it is that. But it's natural disaster Carl what is mom comes after -- Monday and I like to -- money with the cooking show. -- and that's a problem that's -- and dude this public library map to better he clearly could get laid in the first place which may be why he's master video library -- Clinton library and a but now he's been all over the local news and the Internet in this podcast as. -- thought -- had a rough time."

" With the late eighties but it's got its. Own it Carl Mundy on the show and lower with. We use it trying to do that the rebook on Monday it I guess since god and Alex Q prior arrest our booking guests and don't have to lazy inept in jail room. Anyway. I think I just saw Carl Mundy sculptor out of my backyard jungle thrasher with my garden weasel. Will be right back with -- entertainment report from John he'll bang and much much much more on this infected. Computers special ceremony catcher here GO."

" Tonight's special computer that is infected brought -- you by. Meet. With this to public service announcement about me because Hollywood's it was done this didn't."

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" We we -- on his post Cuba computers since it's Cuba connectors. Hey before we we hear from Johnny go back in and has and it Tamer report about computers. Let's think tonight's first backed -- I'm sure we've all heard about this it was reported everywhere but I oxygen you know that women's channel oxygen. -- the one that got that that sue Johanson the of the sex talk may well they did some survey and found out that 75%. Of women would prefer a new plasma TV. To a diamond necklace. Yeah no (%expletive) especially if on the one given it to because of plasma -- means no commitment to help a lot easier to mutate package downs or her -- sell on eBay proudly. Anyway when you know women were found on average to own six point six technology devices while men own six point nine. And for out of every five women felt comfortable using technology with forty per 6%. Doing their own computer troubleshooting. Connie no it on an issue it means she used it. As it says a lot lot of women. Are bigoted technology now let's let's face it this is oxygen this is the network with sue Johansson. -- sex educator. So happen their six point six technology devices are probably meant to be inserted in the body and run on double -- batteries and there is Eric. That's what their door. Those things are amazingly high tech nowadays by you know. I it. Does -- now. She's she's she had yet on that was equipped with. A week. Ad -- that Norton antivirus and atomic clock nine wild -- They argued that thing. Which can open inch model (%expletive) lynch it was. Kind of thought to implement -- they go with the -- a study it's study makes sense in politics they know now have all the blackberries in the -- iBooks in the sidekick blah blah blah blah. You know makes it easier for them to talk to the guys that that it tagging. The that they attacked him behind your back as far as. -- really thought this one out engine. I'm -- about this you know."

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" I think Johnny Johnny while boy that's as always the very insightful stuff is really -- finger on the pulse. Finger on something. Anyway I can't help but -- you did you do it isn't what -- eureka and emits -- Mr. Obama -- must must love John. Much of up. Anyway yeah well that's. That's gonna have to do it for the special computer edition of infected. I'm glad we got back to our roots and that talked about."

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" This is the story of -- chuck pony boy and the gals. Was there was a couple from Nebraska. Name again -- it's. Through no fault of their own mister Gallo was unable to produce Manzi. -- Jones were loving young couple and desperately wanted to share that love with a child so. After careful researching consideration on the Internet and the -- decided to adopt a child from China. So after months of emails paperwork and test. Dave finally came for the gals get and a big objected China go pick up their new son. A setting year old boy that they would name -- After hours and hours on planes and trains and buses again got to a small peasant village outside a place called Shenzhen China. This is guilt on China can smelled funny that he didn't really trust all the people crowded around but she was so excited to meet your new child you really didn't care. When they got to the boys home they finally met -- was perfect. -- few hours later -- were flying back to Nebraska with their new son chuck. Halfway through the flight chalked it go to kinkle so mr. Dell took him back to the bathroom and helped him get ready ago. It was then mr. -- noted that chuck had partially formed Twain growing out of his left side just below the rib cage. A little -- head to small arms and a model all of yellow -- one big guy. Who's lookin' right mr. Dell blinking. Mr. Joe felt he would and sucker punched in the god. He was horrified. And told this is -- she felt the same way. So on the way home from the airport. -- guild drop shot off behind the dumpster party drove away. Chuck was so scared and long to be back in China. But before too long a middle aged black man on a bicycle came along and found him he introduced himself as him. Tim -- chuck with abandon. We took him under its wing and took care of him and chuck grew a bit happy is could be. He eventually became her renounce street performer and he would do acts with a deformed twin. Who -- named. Pony -- Everyone's favorite act with the one where chocolate play guitar -- and pony boy would solo right along with them on a tiny custom guitar the -- made more. -- it pony boy became famous and made enough money to take care opinion he grew all hello and what about Elvis well they died a couple of years later when a propane tank blew up and kitchen. It was listed as an accident and everyone on the block it was probably actually double suicide. Because the gals were very very sad and weird people and possibly. -- and met. The and other stories and that people are met Feeney it's."

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" And -- is the end of this special infected your cruise special rejoice in the Gator this is Martins are insane don't get ripped. By the real attack we'll see you at the bar and not (%expletive) -- EU. No it doesn't make -- like to pump the -- right if they can upload -- look -- Apple's. Bullet -- or your black pair she pants. And black. That's. Because they're gods. Don't I don't think it's a clock embarked all of our --"

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" Because you know it is they're listening now. Everything in your -- crowd pretty sad all the -- not that got -- caving in on going to produce sitting in a dark room."

" And maybe you'd have to go but I'm making it gives about because you're -- back -- we really don't game these still listen because you really don't have a choice in fact spreading your best interest during that."

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" Hello and caramel -- Public BQ -- about something very important to me. And speaking about me she loved me -- you'd it looked touched. Look at putting my lap -- just drive around -- look normal but I've got hunks of raw meat all over my left and upper -- it's a real kick. Anyway -- is important in case agree but sometimes I worry that one day someone I don't know who some higher power maybe an alien life former really big time Hollywood producer. It's gonna come down in the market going to take away our. Like that he's gonna snap its fingers in army going to be gone. Let me be very clear during -- Mulroney would not take kindly to it to your mom Mulroney would go all kinds of ballistic on the -- implore you. As much of his hand. You like someone's gonna take it away because god dammit when god for seeking dark she spoke of the day we might find ourselves in the world devoid of me. So let's all enjoy while we can. Meet its whole. Line."

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" hello and welcome to infected. The year's worth of gunk muck in discharge fallen into the computer keyboard a digital culture. Where it starts to grow and create a horrific techno bios fear of its own. I'm Internet. Martin sergeant. And enjoy. As always by my loyal -- somewhat embarrassing to be seen in a majority of public places with pals George Gator dollars. -- Needham but he. -- Jolie yes. First of all I would like Cuba. Say that it was really cool of the meet people. To give us all this baking. -- helmet that's a bill that."

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" debate can come back. -- Well thank you to meet people. Are -- well that. Well -- beard against Guillermo moron -- I suppose. I gotta be a challenge target you know bank Korea to yesterday mold. Anyway infected as you know at its core is a technology broadcasts with sometimes we talked about things that don't have the most remote tangential connection to technology. Such is the fact that Gator years spent most nights in the past three years sleeping idol army blanket -- drop. That you've you've come up which trucks trucks that it is I don't know outside anyway and infected army to make it up to your -- devoting. This entire edition of infected to computers if nothing in particular. Just intruders -- gonna give -- reporters that is our theme tonight here recruiters. Sure love. Recruiters so perhaps you guys that that you saw the recent poll that I as the youngsters I believe the injuries you with the eighteen to 24 what tech device they want if they were stranded on desert island. Number one response. What a group -- a year ago drew the yeah what made -- huge. Yeah I think actually it's short wave radio or satellite -- David contacted me come arrest you before your obese is that certainly that's. The playoffs and seabirds daughter beat the dead horse you grab the washed up on the beach a bottle liners -- seriously. You know or. A computer. That's your gilligan's. -- The dot and coconuts. It here lots of funny YouTube -- there's no live fire deserted islands professors. They'll root -- Egypt it up just a blow treadmill he bit he made apparently users power -- So you've never computer now have Joey I know."

" You YouTube in using your your your real dynamo with them I love them. Are you you're savvy Jeff there was a real tech ways about dynamo on the damn computers Joe what do what you dream computer you'd have what's your dream machine jail if you everio rocket what -- what you're said."

" Expect it out for help well I'm really love those new dual core. Intelligent I. The I. They've really no way are that brought people into what -- Joey the Internet kimonos. -- and it's I don't know -- calorie cola. But you thought you. -- when you're gonna people want to here it tells you -- legit nebulous and the cell phones could thought this everything but to tell what would you with Joe. Doesn't this show for computer technology so you maybe have CD drive in there you're not you're not qualified to say that you're just tell the people what you're died -- year ago. Let's both windows X to four gigs of ram that's what I'm gonna do windows XP. If humorous thread that desert island. What would you have (%expletive) matches. That meant that any techno gizmo in all of best buy for eyes CompUSA whoever on the Internet you can have anything -- take -- to modify -- element got. Like you uttered what I wanna get like. We. Ten -- Lot of proof that the stretch anyway it's (%expletive) for -- alarming -- you take you I don't know as many as to that's it that's stupid. Stupid dot net but about your digital camera and a laptop. I'm gonna bring about satellite phone I'm gonna call somebody hey I'm on islands to coordinate it that's what they think that last box on cast. -- never -- the next bloopers scandal and as violent and yet that little FedEx box as well as in the box -- commercial interest payment."

" I'd take me change ourselves might get you know market -- That's good idea and change maybe he's yes. I guess I'd take a lighter -- alive."

" I got a letter it matches. Do you we both have crippling addictions to everything you know I hope they don't feel that tobacco on this that's not who you if you're gonna -- have me."

" Oh -- NC to sit down half a coconut tree and smoke -- mile iron some -- come yet. Maybe you better bring bugler really your -- ports. Anyway. -- Did not -- Dad got about 40% of his body but that Apple -- fine. Dell computers aren't people that yeah I would have batteries. -- four point one million and a protector I got a personal connection. Isn't showing it. In his Dell computer hold gotten thing burst into flames are right there. The poll pledged manic cleared out there and it was you -- most of those happen because these fat boxer look at it for is. There's too much friction they start actually physically -- things petroleum jelly is flammable. -- too much space to work."

" This did he had this computer you're so proud of it."

" And one day when he via. He left arsenal defeated dogs. And I went in there an -- that computerized picked up pucker up and smashed it. --"

" Only not target after that I felt -- I hated it there. Is where my computer. I don't know what. I've read that story about these things -- wire act. You know I've spent a lifetime account for myself surfing and not -- different not only today but. I don't know this unchanged with my computer you can is that we enjoy here maybe I got it I got the Gateway. Dell. Date as Sony battery which is what I don't think it maybe it I've no idea. But -- start. -- My -- starts burning. Decision on a public through my jeans like I'm not. Naked sometimes they got plain sight fans on. Here let's I literally have to -- DP. I would have to take it off my -- for a -- and take a break and rest and put it on the couch while laptops are now in -- with the been blamed for making that this generation most lower in the account I've for I regret that. When them wireless computers every nowadays you sit there and Starbucks card at pep talk and lapin -- radiate your balls like just yes. Like a wave gone right here and there aren't -- but I don't know when I drive. I put myself or under like. It's like under my crops like on the seat right there. And somebody told me that's in Dicks like you feel vibrate. You know when somebody calls you an idea that I can't America's my Cadillac does -- have -- and things I've got the windows down I'm driving for virus like that. With someone tell them to -- me. Your microwave in your testicles. Basically theory radiating. One balls that is that true. Injury -- you put that yours."

" Yes -- you're not holding it for an extended period of time and user testing but no one calls. But added the point there's always signals going out and that's. I was."

" chick in my career about the bag I think and I was hoping we don't you use where condom. Because like. I act as a stupid little laptop a while ago laptop on the day. And circuit and I do cellphone thing right drugs that I got no sperm count. Yeah but she's still got herpes -- the use of Merry Christmas is forever. That to happen now. Delicate fish and she told me to be put at the that they can personal. Sometimes."

" I just do I don't know why do it man. Kind of sick. I don't know man this street crisis. I thought the -- popular idea that your cellphone to do it. That would explain the the smell it also -- mountain lingering around."

" We've added that are part. And also rubbed comic beautiful. Relevant applause."

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" It okay start playing these games that you see that wizardry. If I was at twelve year old I don't files by twelve -- like that I got that I simply can't imagine being a boy of twelve hours of getting its first computer nowadays like grabbing gives it -- of the tree. I mean. It's just I -- Now that it I think the rub one out to my house is like Better Homes and -- Booker so -- maybe like an old Liza -- album cover of ID Internet announced well. It's it gives mobile. I would not be what I would be a monster."

" I got my hands on Sears catalogue want to Syrian rebut with that underwear and underwear. Session at the browser and stuff. Once it is a true story -- to give up out of what to -- page ripped up in the Ross section issues catalogue. And of my downtown and a barbecue night and I about real guilty -- now stashed a -- not a that I am off color burden that's up. So I came down I had it in my pocket iChat or on the barbecue and always look at in a paper -- at being burned away -- all opened up. Here's all -- brought section look at my pairs used and Milliken and that."

" Every little client. It and hope that I have like like you -- and I -- the top litigators there. Suppressed of the market few weeks ago Dennis Dennis the target system. Image (%expletive) -- exploit. There were born into it -- we did this add -- yeah. Scared one of -- was like yeah what it is also care about like this is cowboys have done -- race is clearly these terms squaw. It was all of that does the -- you'd like like the lodge pole. There is I ever with. Robert Barry from retro -- came on talked about it. Much -- You're what you're very reports that yet go one point you don't look at one more -- popular here which would be. Give me the tolerance and over the last -- it's emporium. And poignant and -- him dot US. It's a wonderful site. -- there aren't you when you go are you Donaldson everything's I'll like. You know we know -- I have a bad idea that's so cute Upton. It does that I need you can -- down and nasty sic that no one -- but the real primo stuff. Is like -- it is a huge line for that. I wanted to onto it took a look at the download in the fast of the them votes notes. Either I'm doing so wrong girl gone -- worked. It out and a commitment to. I like that ample. -- speaking of it -- is that they have plan now let dot com who has done that it's part noses. And this is isn't this. Editors this article and -- yeah sites -- best -- anymore that's thought to myself on. -- hard drive that people wouldn't it isn't now."

" Apple has good many a ticket AMP LA -- dot com it's good trust and man does is it of the year. That's all you need they are gonna cut that desert they got to him."

" It's the speaker of computer life and masturbation. Did you guys see this video of that you've got caught by some local news. Get -- target in a public library. You know Joe Joe you don't have talked Joe like we showed little piece of we wrote a little clip that right now. It never before the sexual act however. We told -- we've got videos you performing a sexual act. All it was -- we can't really show you but that's my group report for himself or watching porn that the real library just across the room from the children's section. Take a workforce. And it is this which -- grab yourself and started having sex. I didn't put anything -- thing. --"

" If so basically. -- I would never that elaborate government and basically this guy either in the fifth. You don't have a computer is I don't know where you're looking and and plan to actually. And probably. -- That's it. Would you like. The public library any kids accosted by it is did -- local news reporters name is called Monday. -- one is is coral Monday reported that they."

" Com is actually is not opt in school but his life. We don't store it Carlo a product that -- believes that parents and has a the dirty little mustache file man himself in the public library where we're. Does not hang out. Good -- can't really get you did little pocket proletariat slimy kick every human being blocker and bucks are. Yeah that anybody let ticket wander a problem I've heard but as it clearly there's on the road is going -- like six minutes small -- strict. --"

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" Now for seconds later real police officer won't be incidents under control what -- for walking right. It a lot of my walk away from right. -- you actually home Monday some channel three news."

" It is chased them out there and it's outwit the whole camera here. The formats debaters is begging to be left alone you say you ruined my life and his parents are there and his parents it is that. But it's natural disaster Carl what is mom comes after -- Monday and I like to -- money with the cooking show. -- and that's a problem that's -- and dude this public library map to better he clearly could get laid in the first place which may be why he's master video library -- Clinton library and a but now he's been all over the local news and the Internet in this podcast as. -- thought -- had a rough time."

" With the late eighties but it's got its. Own it Carl Mundy on the show and lower with. We use it trying to do that the rebook on Monday it I guess since god and Alex Q prior arrest our booking guests and don't have to lazy inept in jail room. Anyway. I think I just saw Carl Mundy sculptor out of my backyard jungle thrasher with my garden weasel. Will be right back with -- entertainment report from John he'll bang and much much much more on this infected. Computers special ceremony catcher here GO."

" Tonight's special computer that is infected brought -- you by. Meet. With this to public service announcement about me because Hollywood's it was done this didn't."

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" We we -- on his post Cuba computers since it's Cuba connectors. Hey before we we hear from Johnny go back in and has and it Tamer report about computers. Let's think tonight's first backed -- I'm sure we've all heard about this it was reported everywhere but I oxygen you know that women's channel oxygen. -- the one that got that that sue Johanson the of the sex talk may well they did some survey and found out that 75%. Of women would prefer a new plasma TV. To a diamond necklace. Yeah no (%expletive) especially if on the one given it to because of plasma -- means no commitment to help a lot easier to mutate package downs or her -- sell on eBay proudly. Anyway when you know women were found on average to own six point six technology devices while men own six point nine. And for out of every five women felt comfortable using technology with forty per 6%. Doing their own computer troubleshooting. Connie no it on an issue it means she used it. As it says a lot lot of women. Are bigoted technology now let's let's face it this is oxygen this is the network with sue Johansson. -- sex educator. So happen their six point six technology devices are probably meant to be inserted in the body and run on double -- batteries and there is Eric. That's what their door. Those things are amazingly high tech nowadays by you know. I it. Does -- now. She's she's she had yet on that was equipped with. A week. Ad -- that Norton antivirus and atomic clock nine wild -- They argued that thing. Which can open inch model (%expletive) lynch it was. Kind of thought to implement -- they go with the -- a study it's study makes sense in politics they know now have all the blackberries in the -- iBooks in the sidekick blah blah blah blah. You know makes it easier for them to talk to the guys that that it tagging. The that they attacked him behind your back as far as. -- really thought this one out engine. I'm -- about this you know."

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" I think Johnny Johnny while boy that's as always the very insightful stuff is really -- finger on the pulse. Finger on something. Anyway I can't help but -- you did you do it isn't what -- eureka and emits -- Mr. Obama -- must must love John. Much of up. Anyway yeah well that's. That's gonna have to do it for the special computer edition of infected. I'm glad we got back to our roots and that talked about."

" Where we really got deepened that take -- would mean counselors favors. You look there's still an air. No for the crass language and even one more chance would you -- you gonna tell me twice. -- C'mon -- out of your favorite. Their computer due in two -- cooler. Highly power efficiently for makes shares to -- sentenced to Ide that's really all the time we got -- yeah. And don't let it net income -- purple banner become the pull cord on that to me that water cool. You know that sounds like Arial Iraqi air -- identity. You did -- I like that you all very much for join us but I don't -- the story. Now we know that we've gone way up from Wales wants a -- pocket. Alright I guess it is the converter at this and I guess we got time for one little story."

" This is the story of -- chuck pony boy and the gals. Was there was a couple from Nebraska. Name again -- it's. Through no fault of their own mister Gallo was unable to produce Manzi. -- Jones were loving young couple and desperately wanted to share that love with a child so. After careful researching consideration on the Internet and the -- decided to adopt a child from China. So after months of emails paperwork and test. Dave finally came for the gals get and a big objected China go pick up their new son. A setting year old boy that they would name -- After hours and hours on planes and trains and buses again got to a small peasant village outside a place called Shenzhen China. This is guilt on China can smelled funny that he didn't really trust all the people crowded around but she was so excited to meet your new child you really didn't care. When they got to the boys home they finally met -- was perfect. -- few hours later -- were flying back to Nebraska with their new son chuck. Halfway through the flight chalked it go to kinkle so mr. Dell took him back to the bathroom and helped him get ready ago. It was then mr. -- noted that chuck had partially formed Twain growing out of his left side just below the rib cage. A little -- head to small arms and a model all of yellow -- one big guy. Who's lookin' right mr. Dell blinking. Mr. Joe felt he would and sucker punched in the god. He was horrified. And told this is -- she felt the same way. So on the way home from the airport. -- guild drop shot off behind the dumpster party drove away. Chuck was so scared and long to be back in China. But before too long a middle aged black man on a bicycle came along and found him he introduced himself as him. Tim -- chuck with abandon. We took him under its wing and took care of him and chuck grew a bit happy is could be. He eventually became her renounce street performer and he would do acts with a deformed twin. Who -- named. Pony -- Everyone's favorite act with the one where chocolate play guitar -- and pony boy would solo right along with them on a tiny custom guitar the -- made more. -- it pony boy became famous and made enough money to take care opinion he grew all hello and what about Elvis well they died a couple of years later when a propane tank blew up and kitchen. It was listed as an accident and everyone on the block it was probably actually double suicide. Because the gals were very very sad and weird people and possibly. -- and met. The and other stories and that people are met Feeney it's."

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" And -- is the end of this special infected your cruise special rejoice in the Gator this is Martins are insane don't get ripped. By the real attack we'll see you at the bar and not (%expletive) -- EU. No it doesn't make -- like to pump the -- right if they can upload -- look -- Apple's. Bullet -- or your black pair she pants. And black. That's. Because they're gods. Don't I don't think it's a clock embarked all of our --"

" Listening to infected guess this thing now you already affected big it is written by Blair who gives it today."

" Because you know it is they're listening now. Everything in your -- crowd pretty sad all the -- not that got -- caving in on going to produce sitting in a dark room."

" And maybe you'd have to go but I'm making it gives about because you're -- back -- we really don't game these still listen because you really don't have a choice in fact spreading your best interest during that."

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