Hoping to raise the manliness quotient of the Infected Army, Martin, Joey and The Gator consult Maddox, creator of The Best Web Page in the Universe. The conversation becomes far ranging, covering everything from Maddoxs new book, The Alphabet of Manliness, to pirates, why ninjas are queer, whether or not Maddox steals content from SomethingAwful.com, and much more (including porn). Johnny O'Bannion also stops by, and asks film actor Michael Caine about his take on being a man. This episodes balls are so big, its scrotum may bust a seam. BE SURE TO WATCH THE VIDEO PEEP SHOW EDITION!!!