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2006-12-26

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 – running time 37:41
This year, despite his hi-tech pedigree, Martin plans on having an Olde World Christmas, replete with figgy pudding, roast goose, and tuberculosis. Theres to be a pageant, and all the Revision3 guys are coming by to play a role: Gator as all three wise men, Jay Adelson as Joseph, Kevin Rose as the Baby Jesus, and Joey as a donkey. Rickey Kang also stops by to share his new Christmas poems, and we wrap this whole beautiful gift in the shining bow that is Johnny OBannion. Its going to be the best Olde World Christmas ever!!!

Highlights
art collective ( 19:08, 19:08 ) plane ticket ( 32:52, 32:52 ) Martin Sargent ( 35:39, 36:46, 37:00, 35:39, 36:46, 37:00 ) Alex Albrecht ( 2:02, 35:48, 2:02, 35:48 ) art collective ( 19:08, 19:08 ) plane ticket ( 32:52, 32:52 ) Martin Sargent ( 35:39, 36:46, 37:00, 35:39, 36:46, 37:00 ) Alex Albrecht ( 2:02, 35:48, 2:02, 35:48 )

Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )

" Expected old world Christmas pageant is brought to you -- PF Chang's China -- stroke -- contemporary and consistently outstanding. --"

" then and PF chair. Please -- let me start by saying I'm not really Chinese no actually I'm not even really human DC and shape shift shadow dance. The ancient used to call me that -- but I'm no go. Dogs they can six feet from miles away as I move through the night to waste squeaking looks long and Laura DC canyon. -- terrible otherworldly creatures -- site listen to witness to the black. Crushing desk shaking each other out in the dark and -- Perhaps one day -- come to your house late one night I think she added. -- come to your room and when the two of us nice and alone and I'll show you my human bone collection. And I'll make my shadow dancing in a ceiling and finally how to teach you 1002 meetings with the way in pain. Well okay and I'm PF -- it might be shrill."

" PM change China be true. Ranch contemporary it consistently outstanding."

" Isn't it thank you it's."

" seasons greetings and welcome to infected. Round skeletal -- the the cruise mystery the -- your filthy overgrown backyard since last year. Right next to the big old green machine your kid used to -- before you lost them -- the battle. Because you tree can't hold the job. Internet. Martin's argument. In this is the and did -- old world Christmas page. Through it I said old -- Christmas replete with that you could -- and lots of little children and talk with. Accidents and -- Now I've invited the cool Revision 3 become quietly and cool. And on the eve like every once that they're coming Kevin Rose Alex Albrecht. Yeah Jessica Morgan Phillips. The only person who refuse to vote on it there and -- yeah you're pretty excited about. Yeah I mean it and look at man."

" Jolie a year ago you know he's the only guy revision three's. Joey. Killing you know he's he's. The rough patch in his day job it's Christmas. 996. Stories and Andrew. And that regional -- that is one that will look at midnight on. That. I'm not. Accidentally. Alright I mean. Hot cup of coffee -- These. Do it every month."

" Probably a good thing those -- comedy you remember last -- Kristen -- is back before it because charity got that mess of hair his tangled in in the cranberry that we just throwing -- on the Christmas I don't know how to -- not free himself. And you couldn't make into the bathroom me horribly shat himself."

" Yeah armor that we've made Jerry just like an -- Minnesota. Well I don't know how you get your hair tangled in -- talking Amber's on treatment he about visually Barry that'll Treo or rain last big patch there."

" Young is grand like those leotard of the -- whereas an -- like you know Stanley she's plaza shot himself to discuss chagrin I threw in a few punishing yourself you don't want to be when that you don't want to -- weren't a little scared tight -- you know and -- was a -- Yeah days kind of held it up -- most of it I mean we'll by that time we are pretty pretty far -- that was a good party."

" Men doing it you know. How to plug the tangled up record and that's about it long -- Wired News. Yeah -- don't need let me ask you to put on repaired -- because I can put on -- for anything I payment or going to we're going what is there unfair and I don't know the law alienate people thought he hit going to do it wait -- let me go get my plates -- loop birds -- on better comes up advertisers. --"

" Hey can I really appreciate your coming over early to help -- you know string the lights and trim trees looking brigade here did I do like him you know this -- I guess it's this treaty that started out -- the seven foot Bruce Bruce. Put yeah Gator got better with my -- signal an elegant little things a little bucket has little tree --"

" You do little magic garment that is trim it down a bit -- it's kind of lopsided I don't know what it is you you know what you should do it that you got. If you take politics can do with the more you. One ball that he takes a model industrial model glue in like a bottle of I think you've got an ultimatum last year's -- left -- he gets. Ego gets more and you mix it up squirt bottle what. Not get. It's like good -- don't quirky needs likes real cheap bastard rug like well that's that's perfect -- well we got here is here get it to leaders that Crystal Palace in and you mix it up with that I don't winners -- If you put this everybody's -- tree and as you follow up front I left my weasels in my love my trip to elect. March 8 from anxious that don't make him more flammable not well it does it as a good will go up like Harvey but it that it it'll stay green and needles stay on that thing wanted to sweep of history --"

" But -- good thing about you know geometry that much is the beautiful terrific theater and I may. That's fun clothing and everything you know world that got away with a dinner. The you know you didn't really help too much -- But you were exciting look crappy or you in the four HVAC in Florida grown up is born well you stepped you know built lot of shelters. Whatever -- you know. You kind of answer analyze your relics and old world the world. I -- litigator visible. Whether or not you're in the four -- will Christmas like for -- bullet that you -- the magical time whereas some interest."

" Uses you know like I don't know most somewhere on the road. A lot like I. Do the long Christmas I remember the best -- was."

" Not they -- as I in 1977. 72. And there's like sixty -- and we -- traveling down in Florida and in. -- Hold up for that month and in room I remember there was this stuff -- like it crosses a lot there we never did that stunt season and we -- Christmas morning we adds that he's not wanted. -- had to give me some like as a crackers or whatever. They did let me -- too much is in house. We were low ports at top but that morning my leg up at Denver omelet was first Tamara now omelet. And then when I came back the hotel room he bought me. One of them -- race. Race car tracks. Yeah like you're like crisscrossed crash it was called. Her record TR TR Algiers C -- argued bushel look trigger and it. Car which it tracks and he likely to pass -- vehicle and I felt like this in my -- currency the shower me with gifts when thousands that was the best folk and Christmas are act as well asset that remember them. Some of the pieces of -- permits and I don't know -- got it but that car would just. I get to go -- go real fast liberty and hit that spot where there are copies -- this in the car crash president backdrop Clinton thing -- like eighteen. Twenty hour straight. -- my parents passed out as just -- my dad came up that. -- don't go over it in the middle of the night. -- hit me a little bit. On Christmas. -- Good Christmas -- Denver omelet followed up -- I want them race -- tracks. World young or choked up now."

" Let me see if I can make this Christmas. The best Christmas in gears -- you know Iowa I. But before all other Revision 3 guys get here -- should be here any minute I wanted to give you hear they hear about well you everyone's jay Adelson and David Prager. There or is -- these are the guys who that we we -- this but guess -- and that gets up on the Internet we have other guys but there's other show us. You know like Diggnation game and I checked this control shaking and and what the show's about and they like what we do here. No there -- don't know whether they're gonna first of all people listen to them. That's the first distinction. The low thirties now -- on the Internet. And excitement on the public library give a -- there's a whole bunch of shows like a complete and you know an editor real well I mean. Really well I can't wait they recently I'm happy there compatible crews come by it's going to be great -- before they get here. I wanted to did you you Christmas present because you know I'm very poor and now that nobody yeah TV anymore and -- now I refuse to work con man's job so much yeah differ its alright I wanted to get some specials like now have to -- that's delicate close your eyes. Art goes your right. Yeah all right now -- here is you get it's."

" Www. Well. Here man thank you yeah. Yeah. There it is I've given this gift card to godaddy.com. And then you can go on the site next on -- the public library and choose -- Well you want. It's only 898 he didn't mean much any Emily wait wait wait -- much and that it would be great stock and suffered -- given their own website well what is godaddy godaddy it's it's a way you you'd need to register is you know it's like that's right you got yourself that's right that's our heroes yeah that's that I can't have your haunts our world but. But it's gonna be Gator were there you want -- well I can add myself into giving your own website as well doctor. Mitterrand and what -- know what you would get a call -- what's your what's what's gainers was like I'm gonna put up pictures of myself. I'll put up pictures of myself haven't say."

" No zone. I mean can I do is I must I do whose life is a 10% of the Internet as adult. Wait we've really tempers I give my own name weren't so you get and then anything you. -- not take exhorted want to call. I'm not column -- swamped Brennan's son of bitch slump runs on the bitch that's too long. More is people who want to say well -- nervous about. Let about Gator probably should not talk."

" I'd just like that WWF. -- dot -- I how he knows it. Because they -- it is -- of -- you would -- lead -- of a good day -- yesterday yeah."

" Area here are. This is science. How about. Is truck. -- now want to cut it they call me Gator they call me Gator got that's that they call me and -- is and website without the little Christmas present for you QU -- you got another place to go on the day. -- for a much echo that cost me 895. It's gonna cost you more actually host the site. But I don't understand that tree here -- right. Well thanks Martin you're talking like that -- park is very well because you give me your got to get them hangar you keep you NG. But thank you for that I don't mean to be. Unappreciated I think that's and that's going to be a lot of fun right so you're putting anyone out there yet Shamir and I all right spigot that do let's start making some phone calls to make sure the Revision 3 crew has lost on the way in my whole world party. We'll be right back with self defense expert -- right after this word from our spot."

" There would get an old world Christmas imagine that you might yet change China stroke fresh contemporary consistently outspent. --"

" your activities. -- So. It's. There. You have all the blog and check out -- not you could look at solid. Good morning combination and journey. -- the service. And that's I was crying. Change and -- the great -- and you will need."

" Us. Yeah and the rest contemporary consistently. Outstanding."

" I think it's and thank you just stick to."

" Check it. Inspectors."

" Well not -- Revision 3 -- the -- went straight to voicemail so they're probably some store. Let us stores are don't have good cell phone reception -- cookies -- free patches Sarah does offer degrees well. For those show up I'll collect good for it self defense expert Riddick. To wish -- merry old world Christmas all right let's have drifted. Eight. -- the island. I'm game that. So drain."

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" Yeah chains aren't so cool. But it might make you forget your driving and -- doesn't make an illegal left turn it have a terrible terrible carnage."

" I think that it's in thank you get picked up. -- C inspector look at. It'll -- Christmas pageant well I checked. Act on the roads are wide open."

" The show's almost over -- what the -- that that these these things company that is the show's almost over right. This could he's got to switch it. Bet you could actually weird all night out and even though I'm kinda. Let's wrap this up -- Hollowed out but he. Next month. I effort. While vision about six months what time in. But you are you excited. -- like room."

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" Christmas. At any given Apple. -- Guerrero. Hit wrong key right Holbrooke Christmas can't be true it. No matter -- those Revision 3 guys are. -- old world Christmas but I'm -- a with the story and it what -- you are but he gives says Stewart --"

" This is the story of -- and goes home for the holidays. Once upon a time there was an IT guy named Carlton. Carlton took his job of running the network in the mid size plumbing fixture manufacturers corporate offers he worked out for six years very seriously. In fact because he had designed all the network architecture installed every mouse monitor cable himself. He wouldn't let anyone else touched anything. And it never missed a day of work for fear that someone warned you even when he got food poisoning in suffered from uncontrollable. Explosive diarrhea. So one culprit is mother called and begged him to come home next year for Christmas he told her it was impossible. There said -- that. -- couldn't possibly leave the network and recession makes period of time. And there's no Rios who could possibly understand the intricacies of my -- makes networking scheme. As they modified it to sit disappeared operational level this Linus Torvalds himself. Please forgive me for sings show couldn't. The company and put Carlton smothered told him she was feeling ill at feared in my -- last Christmas on earth. And she just died he couldn't make it home in new whom whale -- that -- I expected to engineer might network. So that they might be administered remotely. Plus baby immediately get all of my old -- fantasy miniatures through my bedroom and yet. It's a good thing you amuse me give him after Christmas. So Carlton -- the networks so he could control it remotely and bought a plane ticket. Three weeks later when Carlton was on the plane sitting other runway waiting for take off. He received a phone call from deadbeat and the plumbing fixture firms accounted. Yeah and she said."

" Carlos. Excel spreadsheet of last quarter's sales figures and then it goes for --"

" Yeah you. Use she'll do nothing female warned Carlton I shall save your -- your remotely. And took out his notebook as the planes started picking up speed down -- run right. Certain set up flight attendant turning a laptop off your breaking open air regulations could turn up your cell phone to. Nonsense. Said -- and I miss certified network engineers every major operating system. And I know the year cute little beta electronics and self closing. Is merely a ploy to you make -- use your wildly overpriced jeans she data links. I even saw something about it -- might pre written television program Mythbusters. Now then -- excuse me I have a mission could still. Be injury."

" Cover -- just than the plane took flight. And suddenly and very quietly picture there is Carlson's computer interfere with the -- is navigational controls. Until seconds later it crash and huge fireball right -- to the busy freeway that went along -- the airport. Killing everyone on board and many people on the road. So Carlton destroyed hundreds allied. Never did save Debbie is excel spreadsheet. Causing the plumbing -- to get investigated by the IRS. And eventually get shut down. And broke his old sick mother's heart -- I never making it -- For Christmas. The."

" Well but there's so much about that sir I really just don't understand. It looks like that children's story correctly what is it not to understand. Will it didn't sound that accuses -- of Christmas the Christmas C to meet I don't know man. You know -- kind of wish we had even done this story you like. Now what electorate he can't poetry better."

" Well you know I mean maybe if I drop -- a few times. This story. Happy story got. You know what it'll do -- you know what that's true we do we."

" indicator this is Martin Sargent --"

" I hit the bar. -- made it Alex Albrecht. The -- everybody."

" You've been listening to infected in the last president it was a really really long we historic marks -- it really wasn't available."

" an independent and geeks and into the evening and that was gonna save -- is so instead that the it was a little president and leave you with a Christmas song dream -- one."

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" It's been. Us now. Kearns. Sessions."

" And that's it. Really ghetto U up aunt you're getting from that crazy but the story they -- here. Relaying that it better than the dark when your computer wherever I want -- that -- if you want. To separate."

" What did in fact it is written by Martin Sargent -- is created and Stewart is certain. -- ground crew actually -- getting on controls Devon the club Posner music. From court orders art world dot com and join us on MySpace is myspace.com. Slash infected by Martin Sargent. Be sure to check out our other -- Revision3.com. Slash Web --"

" And world. Europe and on and and."

" And hot chick. And dreams. Freaks me. This mail."

" All very."

" Expected old world Christmas pageant is brought to you -- PF Chang's China -- stroke -- contemporary and consistently outstanding. --"

" then and PF chair. Please -- let me start by saying I'm not really Chinese no actually I'm not even really human DC and shape shift shadow dance. The ancient used to call me that -- but I'm no go. Dogs they can six feet from miles away as I move through the night to waste squeaking looks long and Laura DC canyon. -- terrible otherworldly creatures -- site listen to witness to the black. Crushing desk shaking each other out in the dark and -- Perhaps one day -- come to your house late one night I think she added. -- come to your room and when the two of us nice and alone and I'll show you my human bone collection. And I'll make my shadow dancing in a ceiling and finally how to teach you 1002 meetings with the way in pain. Well okay and I'm PF -- it might be shrill."

" PM change China be true. Ranch contemporary it consistently outstanding."

" Isn't it thank you it's."

" seasons greetings and welcome to infected. Round skeletal -- the the cruise mystery the -- your filthy overgrown backyard since last year. Right next to the big old green machine your kid used to -- before you lost them -- the battle. Because you tree can't hold the job. Internet. Martin's argument. In this is the and did -- old world Christmas page. Through it I said old -- Christmas replete with that you could -- and lots of little children and talk with. Accidents and -- Now I've invited the cool Revision 3 become quietly and cool. And on the eve like every once that they're coming Kevin Rose Alex Albrecht. Yeah Jessica Morgan Phillips. The only person who refuse to vote on it there and -- yeah you're pretty excited about. Yeah I mean it and look at man."

" Jolie a year ago you know he's the only guy revision three's. Joey. Killing you know he's he's. The rough patch in his day job it's Christmas. 996. Stories and Andrew. And that regional -- that is one that will look at midnight on. That. I'm not. Accidentally. Alright I mean. Hot cup of coffee -- These. Do it every month."

" Probably a good thing those -- comedy you remember last -- Kristen -- is back before it because charity got that mess of hair his tangled in in the cranberry that we just throwing -- on the Christmas I don't know how to -- not free himself. And you couldn't make into the bathroom me horribly shat himself."

" Yeah armor that we've made Jerry just like an -- Minnesota. Well I don't know how you get your hair tangled in -- talking Amber's on treatment he about visually Barry that'll Treo or rain last big patch there."

" Young is grand like those leotard of the -- whereas an -- like you know Stanley she's plaza shot himself to discuss chagrin I threw in a few punishing yourself you don't want to be when that you don't want to -- weren't a little scared tight -- you know and -- was a -- Yeah days kind of held it up -- most of it I mean we'll by that time we are pretty pretty far -- that was a good party."

" Men doing it you know. How to plug the tangled up record and that's about it long -- Wired News. Yeah -- don't need let me ask you to put on repaired -- because I can put on -- for anything I payment or going to we're going what is there unfair and I don't know the law alienate people thought he hit going to do it wait -- let me go get my plates -- loop birds -- on better comes up advertisers. --"

" Hey can I really appreciate your coming over early to help -- you know string the lights and trim trees looking brigade here did I do like him you know this -- I guess it's this treaty that started out -- the seven foot Bruce Bruce. Put yeah Gator got better with my -- signal an elegant little things a little bucket has little tree --"

" You do little magic garment that is trim it down a bit -- it's kind of lopsided I don't know what it is you you know what you should do it that you got. If you take politics can do with the more you. One ball that he takes a model industrial model glue in like a bottle of I think you've got an ultimatum last year's -- left -- he gets. Ego gets more and you mix it up squirt bottle what. Not get. It's like good -- don't quirky needs likes real cheap bastard rug like well that's that's perfect -- well we got here is here get it to leaders that Crystal Palace in and you mix it up with that I don't winners -- If you put this everybody's -- tree and as you follow up front I left my weasels in my love my trip to elect. March 8 from anxious that don't make him more flammable not well it does it as a good will go up like Harvey but it that it it'll stay green and needles stay on that thing wanted to sweep of history --"

" But -- good thing about you know geometry that much is the beautiful terrific theater and I may. That's fun clothing and everything you know world that got away with a dinner. The you know you didn't really help too much -- But you were exciting look crappy or you in the four HVAC in Florida grown up is born well you stepped you know built lot of shelters. Whatever -- you know. You kind of answer analyze your relics and old world the world. I -- litigator visible. Whether or not you're in the four -- will Christmas like for -- bullet that you -- the magical time whereas some interest."

" Uses you know like I don't know most somewhere on the road. A lot like I. Do the long Christmas I remember the best -- was."

" Not they -- as I in 1977. 72. And there's like sixty -- and we -- traveling down in Florida and in. -- Hold up for that month and in room I remember there was this stuff -- like it crosses a lot there we never did that stunt season and we -- Christmas morning we adds that he's not wanted. -- had to give me some like as a crackers or whatever. They did let me -- too much is in house. We were low ports at top but that morning my leg up at Denver omelet was first Tamara now omelet. And then when I came back the hotel room he bought me. One of them -- race. Race car tracks. Yeah like you're like crisscrossed crash it was called. Her record TR TR Algiers C -- argued bushel look trigger and it. Car which it tracks and he likely to pass -- vehicle and I felt like this in my -- currency the shower me with gifts when thousands that was the best folk and Christmas are act as well asset that remember them. Some of the pieces of -- permits and I don't know -- got it but that car would just. I get to go -- go real fast liberty and hit that spot where there are copies -- this in the car crash president backdrop Clinton thing -- like eighteen. Twenty hour straight. -- my parents passed out as just -- my dad came up that. -- don't go over it in the middle of the night. -- hit me a little bit. On Christmas. -- Good Christmas -- Denver omelet followed up -- I want them race -- tracks. World young or choked up now."

" Let me see if I can make this Christmas. The best Christmas in gears -- you know Iowa I. But before all other Revision 3 guys get here -- should be here any minute I wanted to give you hear they hear about well you everyone's jay Adelson and David Prager. There or is -- these are the guys who that we we -- this but guess -- and that gets up on the Internet we have other guys but there's other show us. You know like Diggnation game and I checked this control shaking and and what the show's about and they like what we do here. No there -- don't know whether they're gonna first of all people listen to them. That's the first distinction. The low thirties now -- on the Internet. And excitement on the public library give a -- there's a whole bunch of shows like a complete and you know an editor real well I mean. Really well I can't wait they recently I'm happy there compatible crews come by it's going to be great -- before they get here. I wanted to did you you Christmas present because you know I'm very poor and now that nobody yeah TV anymore and -- now I refuse to work con man's job so much yeah differ its alright I wanted to get some specials like now have to -- that's delicate close your eyes. Art goes your right. Yeah all right now -- here is you get it's."

" Www. Well. Here man thank you yeah. Yeah. There it is I've given this gift card to godaddy.com. And then you can go on the site next on -- the public library and choose -- Well you want. It's only 898 he didn't mean much any Emily wait wait wait -- much and that it would be great stock and suffered -- given their own website well what is godaddy godaddy it's it's a way you you'd need to register is you know it's like that's right you got yourself that's right that's our heroes yeah that's that I can't have your haunts our world but. But it's gonna be Gator were there you want -- well I can add myself into giving your own website as well doctor. Mitterrand and what -- know what you would get a call -- what's your what's what's gainers was like I'm gonna put up pictures of myself. I'll put up pictures of myself haven't say."

" No zone. I mean can I do is I must I do whose life is a 10% of the Internet as adult. Wait we've really tempers I give my own name weren't so you get and then anything you. -- not take exhorted want to call. I'm not column -- swamped Brennan's son of bitch slump runs on the bitch that's too long. More is people who want to say well -- nervous about. Let about Gator probably should not talk."

" I'd just like that WWF. -- dot -- I how he knows it. Because they -- it is -- of -- you would -- lead -- of a good day -- yesterday yeah."

" Area here are. This is science. How about. Is truck. -- now want to cut it they call me Gator they call me Gator got that's that they call me and -- is and website without the little Christmas present for you QU -- you got another place to go on the day. -- for a much echo that cost me 895. It's gonna cost you more actually host the site. But I don't understand that tree here -- right. Well thanks Martin you're talking like that -- park is very well because you give me your got to get them hangar you keep you NG. But thank you for that I don't mean to be. Unappreciated I think that's and that's going to be a lot of fun right so you're putting anyone out there yet Shamir and I all right spigot that do let's start making some phone calls to make sure the Revision 3 crew has lost on the way in my whole world party. We'll be right back with self defense expert -- right after this word from our spot."

" There would get an old world Christmas imagine that you might yet change China stroke fresh contemporary consistently outspent. --"

" your activities. -- So. It's. There. You have all the blog and check out -- not you could look at solid. Good morning combination and journey. -- the service. And that's I was crying. Change and -- the great -- and you will need."

" Us. Yeah and the rest contemporary consistently. Outstanding."

" I think it's and thank you just stick to."

" Check it. Inspectors."

" Well not -- Revision 3 -- the -- went straight to voicemail so they're probably some store. Let us stores are don't have good cell phone reception -- cookies -- free patches Sarah does offer degrees well. For those show up I'll collect good for it self defense expert Riddick. To wish -- merry old world Christmas all right let's have drifted. Eight. -- the island. I'm game that. So drain."

" It I've got here I. It. It. It. --"

" Just right now. -- It turns. It. -- It. There's."

" Right let's sing -- thought you weren't here."

" are popping out of it under. It -- your church. Right. After -- may try to get. It a year right. Right. -- peel off properly treat it like rush you. How. Okay. Well I can't --"

" It. Back."

" And it. -- It's pretty. Yeah. And shut. It."

" Future."

" Does it -- that's that's -- This."

" but it comes and still. That's really appropriate for business yeah. It's our man. Image credit cards."

" I hate to give it -- strong. Option package six. Ask your. --"

" Acts as you're talking about here. Here's in the city where at Christmas well."

" It. Is it. Be it."

" this beauty packages are every few. -- you."

" Corruption. That. -- Basic and it."

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" This is the story of -- and goes home for the holidays. Once upon a time there was an IT guy named Carlton. Carlton took his job of running the network in the mid size plumbing fixture manufacturers corporate offers he worked out for six years very seriously. In fact because he had designed all the network architecture installed every mouse monitor cable himself. He wouldn't let anyone else touched anything. And it never missed a day of work for fear that someone warned you even when he got food poisoning in suffered from uncontrollable. Explosive diarrhea. So one culprit is mother called and begged him to come home next year for Christmas he told her it was impossible. There said -- that. -- couldn't possibly leave the network and recession makes period of time. And there's no Rios who could possibly understand the intricacies of my -- makes networking scheme. As they modified it to sit disappeared operational level this Linus Torvalds himself. Please forgive me for sings show couldn't. The company and put Carlton smothered told him she was feeling ill at feared in my -- last Christmas on earth. And she just died he couldn't make it home in new whom whale -- that -- I expected to engineer might network. So that they might be administered remotely. Plus baby immediately get all of my old -- fantasy miniatures through my bedroom and yet. It's a good thing you amuse me give him after Christmas. So Carlton -- the networks so he could control it remotely and bought a plane ticket. Three weeks later when Carlton was on the plane sitting other runway waiting for take off. He received a phone call from deadbeat and the plumbing fixture firms accounted. Yeah and she said."

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