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Staying Afloat

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 – running time 12:44
Struggling to keep the show above water, Martin and The Gator fight the murderous riptide formed in the wake of Hurricane Jim (the new uber-boss at Revision3) by reviving some of the classic bits that made Infected #1 on iTunes so very long ago...

Yes, Infected is threatened.

Threatened like a gut-shot Spotted Owl limping across a busy logging road, its pained tweets a siren to hawks, raccoons, its bloody trail a map for hungry forest drifters. But what better way to kick the ass of your corporate oppressors than by enlisting the indominatable force that is self-defense expert Rickey Kang?

Threatened like a gut-shot Spotted Owl limping across a busy loggiom

Threatened like a gut-shot Spotted Owl limping across a busy loggine

Tvalent of the show.

Plus, Martin takes advantage of the useful website ThisToThat, created to teach Americans what adhesive is best used to attach anything to anything else, to determine how most effectively to fuse Joey's flesh to indoor/outdoor carpeting. The answer? Fire!

We even revive the classic segment "Dear Blog" with a fresh iteration, "Bloggin' by the Bay."

All this plus Stripper Pole Follies! If this little unexpected rabbit punch to the Adam's apples of the Corporate Suits won't save Infected, nothing will.

And thanks for your continued support. It means a lot. Please continue to express how Infected improves your existence on our message boards at revision3.com/forum.

Our People Are Stronger Than Their Evil!!!

Highlights
Dallas Cowboys ( 11:17, 11:17 ) Martin Sargent ( 12:29, 12:29 ) Ulster ( 8:06, 8:06 ) product management ( 3:07, 3:07 ) Dallas Cowboys ( 11:17, 11:17 ) Martin Sargent ( 12:29, 12:29 ) Ulster ( 8:06, 8:06 ) product management ( 3:07, 3:07 )

Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )

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" And it's going to be."

" Yeah."

" Inspector hello and welcome do infected the online television equivalent of that cause and years they got really drunk in your wedding. And pretty much ruined it for everybody else. But the same time in four years -- you've gone through bitter divorce it'll be the best memory you have that you. Okay that you're still struggling to pay off. On the Internet. Martin's art."

" And letting carrier other bad that's the governor I'm very excited about this show especially after last week's show we've pretty much softly at Virginia it was pretty -- those pretty up I don't know what happened last week but -- where we're on the up and up. We're on the up and up here it's it's all new fact that there's a ghastly incidents -- the book the god got. There's a carbon monoxide beyond his apartment I liked and that video and there it is cutie -- And now. That's good that's good news really gone for artisans like it splits it should go then and I think they thought that's like that these. Something that's on their hands and is the I think is all what one yeah. Is could -- YouTube videos are these people is that I'll look up and doing that there as well you know that I don't really right now about somebody out there with that -- can look it up and wanted things done. You goodness. -- answers. Can room. Well -- bands like the wing what. Who belong there -- you -- today -- to hit him dance club I enjoy never have been -- and an it manager you probably do the line dancing that. Kick in managing your real -- thing. Tensions in the I -- movement boy that's really important show tonight really important fact it's a crucial piece of Americana job that's we're serving up -- tonight. Are -- gonna self defense expert -- can. He's back he says got a new product. He that -- says is gonna make you and your family safer yeah he's got yeah he doesn't you doing sponsorship yes yes he's actually taken out does it's one button -- sponsors we can act -- McCain -- is committing yet. Yeah a lot of people -- product management meaning. Yeah he's great but first feel a little lot of fun condition known as anybody -- that you don't want to make it on itself we find on the Internet Wii's yet you know."

" We know what that is a lot more than you know. Go on in mind in easy anonymous way isn't it invited I have made public black line drives -- shady Canadian pharmacies Disney marketing Internet than they're currently that's why we're here to teach you all about here. It is that can also be quite useful. And that's where we're starting this segment here effective help she's a flash. -- ago. Okay what you got an engine apart today business is like useful tip for that night if it's a website called this is that. That cute this is a girl who heads because basically. If you were. I don't know how to stick something something else this is the site -- you gonna do with so as those that don't hear attack what. Anything you want it ceramic fiber of leather glass. -- last laugh okay and now how would you attach that to anyone of these other elements have. Fine -- I am so blessed to via now let's move. It's that is. General Electric silicon to would be the strongest choice Arafat your alternate would be sealed all. That when I made my animate a plate in my daughter that glass and so. And middle class box. Manage it how botnet armies that that -- I loved that site that it doesn't go far enough. For me because there's a lot of things that -- Okay clear example. Let's say you wanna attach my injured hero he's flash to indoor Arthur -- sharpening what's the best adhesive that task. And bikes area since I in my experience it's best just to use the waiter to melt Joey scanned directly to the heart carpeting money who. We can make the theater company. Like you don't think it's you can burn it but sometimes you want him -- that. Or for example up. If you wanna attach deterred to -- after she just won't get him that he wanted to file on your back well that's if that's the security wealth or router I suggest using rubber cement. Even if she managed to not votes that turn off host openly about -- or more. Wreckage -- which is running out of your house -- Yeah and and finally. What if you wanna attach a live -- to a popular. And you're going yeah here I find the best course of action is not too so that together. Now he's gonna he's -- vote sewn together using a large gauge needle in a nice security wearing them can't. And it. So we're --"

" In fact that's nice though because it can't get him instantly dissolved away the drive it can't go that way so did the happy little joke nobody -- I think -- can actually is on the way. Everything's you care to name in them they can't actually -- on about their business."

" You go they've gone back to the that can be very useful and it's not completely -- vote unless -- in the hope of me what in Martin's. -- Or attach my asked that lazy nor there watch cops later this. And it is like you're gonna -- another because stripper pole volleys and yet they're like -- volleys. Is is the Genesis this is we -- a couple of weeks ago we we showed a driver yet did hurt really badly hurt crippled all right if he's not looking or not around turns out -- when the bottom as well. Of these things these husky drawn -- hurt themselves terribly. And you're purple well -- character and we showed you last time remember in this."

" You've got flights. It cents. Holy need to know that this. That's I mean is this kicked out yet. He's got a home made out okay it's like he -- basically took a shower rod you know basically when you when you -- gag order that she's got them set up your school. He goes if -- Tim are. And you -- and -- years -- either -- one moment for the full senate and house. Yeah it's. And I didn't yet little. So you people the wrong if you've -- for video camera once Iraq holding Ulster purple and and it's the foot. And now we really appreciate. Granger you son of an -- Martin and Asian Kennedy. Can."

" Okay lots more affected coming up right after this word from our sponsor."

" Thank you filthy. Tonight's episode of the -- is brought to you by. Maria green twist arms yeah. -- going to charge me. Hard."

" Okay. --"

" No problem as part."

" Crime never sleeps Ricky -- doesn't either. Why waste time and money earnings up defenseman it can't you do it for you just blow the whistle when you need an effort to get will be there in three to eight seconds anywhere in the world anytime of the day or night -- never sleeps and freaky okay. Does and either order you Ricky K robbery and rape whistles today for the local -- the 1999. Can't they (%expletive) out of -- order today get -- can't get a sticking tanks cornerstone Starr funny funny funny. Yeah."

" As welcome back to infect you know gainers thinking back up your old San Francisco and now I felt inspired. Incidents iron play and really isn't in fact -- and so on inspired as you think that I have lots of important things to say to you. My Internet people. And that's why patents and I started blogging and again you got it in a new segment we call -- blood -- and plant your blog I'm like yeah. Thanks hey. Thanks for always remind me that the world is maybe not as crazy as it -- it's a wild world out there and sometimes things can get a little bit scary. Like when you pick up a drifter in your car up by the airport the next thing you know. -- waking up -- drainage culvert wearing nothing but heavy duty plastic trash -- in your holdings incorporated. Thanks today. Well that's nice vote blocking yeah that. It's amazing how inspirational. Nordstrom's -- can be everywhere you look just inspire mrs. Well that's all the time we got through this in fact is special edition. -- Generally get out by that indicated my -- the stores."

" Our one short story. This is the heart of -- the guy who want to be popular FaceBook. What about time there was a guy named Gary who made a FaceBook page in hopes of becoming popular the community college where he studied physical therapy. There was convinced he uses degree of your trainer for the Dallas Cowboys. But if you look in the future always good seeing the whole lot of himself helping all people I don't know the -- Kerry was concerned about here in it took lots of pictures of himself trying to look buffers FaceBook page. But nobody ever read your friend does those pictures. Well those pictures just made it look like little can. So I thought you buried and have fun spend your adult years lobbing down hassles of these album with alcohol swaps. Read."

" And your gallery deserve no (%expletive). We get to -- two years -- FaceBook is rational and."

" And got bruised my goodness dominant factor in Britain there that -- started right here don't get rid. By the -- we'll see you bought yeah. You've been brought in fact if you're still watching and thank you can go -- bodies of them sound like -- because -- national music. Do it. -- has run -- Martin Sargent days please camera audio like MacBook. That Glenn back visionary than die all right."

" Getting closer and."

" And it's going to be."

" Yeah."

" Inspector hello and welcome do infected the online television equivalent of that cause and years they got really drunk in your wedding. And pretty much ruined it for everybody else. But the same time in four years -- you've gone through bitter divorce it'll be the best memory you have that you. Okay that you're still struggling to pay off. On the Internet. Martin's art."

" And letting carrier other bad that's the governor I'm very excited about this show especially after last week's show we've pretty much softly at Virginia it was pretty -- those pretty up I don't know what happened last week but -- where we're on the up and up. We're on the up and up here it's it's all new fact that there's a ghastly incidents -- the book the god got. There's a carbon monoxide beyond his apartment I liked and that video and there it is cutie -- And now. That's good that's good news really gone for artisans like it splits it should go then and I think they thought that's like that these. Something that's on their hands and is the I think is all what one yeah. Is could -- YouTube videos are these people is that I'll look up and doing that there as well you know that I don't really right now about somebody out there with that -- can look it up and wanted things done. You goodness. -- answers. Can room. Well -- bands like the wing what. Who belong there -- you -- today -- to hit him dance club I enjoy never have been -- and an it manager you probably do the line dancing that. Kick in managing your real -- thing. Tensions in the I -- movement boy that's really important show tonight really important fact it's a crucial piece of Americana job that's we're serving up -- tonight. Are -- gonna self defense expert -- can. He's back he says got a new product. He that -- says is gonna make you and your family safer yeah he's got yeah he doesn't you doing sponsorship yes yes he's actually taken out does it's one button -- sponsors we can act -- McCain -- is committing yet. Yeah a lot of people -- product management meaning. Yeah he's great but first feel a little lot of fun condition known as anybody -- that you don't want to make it on itself we find on the Internet Wii's yet you know."

" We know what that is a lot more than you know. Go on in mind in easy anonymous way isn't it invited I have made public black line drives -- shady Canadian pharmacies Disney marketing Internet than they're currently that's why we're here to teach you all about here. It is that can also be quite useful. And that's where we're starting this segment here effective help she's a flash. -- ago. Okay what you got an engine apart today business is like useful tip for that night if it's a website called this is that. That cute this is a girl who heads because basically. If you were. I don't know how to stick something something else this is the site -- you gonna do with so as those that don't hear attack what. Anything you want it ceramic fiber of leather glass. -- last laugh okay and now how would you attach that to anyone of these other elements have. Fine -- I am so blessed to via now let's move. It's that is. General Electric silicon to would be the strongest choice Arafat your alternate would be sealed all. That when I made my animate a plate in my daughter that glass and so. And middle class box. Manage it how botnet armies that that -- I loved that site that it doesn't go far enough. For me because there's a lot of things that -- Okay clear example. Let's say you wanna attach my injured hero he's flash to indoor Arthur -- sharpening what's the best adhesive that task. And bikes area since I in my experience it's best just to use the waiter to melt Joey scanned directly to the heart carpeting money who. We can make the theater company. Like you don't think it's you can burn it but sometimes you want him -- that. Or for example up. If you wanna attach deterred to -- after she just won't get him that he wanted to file on your back well that's if that's the security wealth or router I suggest using rubber cement. Even if she managed to not votes that turn off host openly about -- or more. Wreckage -- which is running out of your house -- Yeah and and finally. What if you wanna attach a live -- to a popular. And you're going yeah here I find the best course of action is not too so that together. Now he's gonna he's -- vote sewn together using a large gauge needle in a nice security wearing them can't. And it. So we're --"

" In fact that's nice though because it can't get him instantly dissolved away the drive it can't go that way so did the happy little joke nobody -- I think -- can actually is on the way. Everything's you care to name in them they can't actually -- on about their business."

" You go they've gone back to the that can be very useful and it's not completely -- vote unless -- in the hope of me what in Martin's. -- Or attach my asked that lazy nor there watch cops later this. And it is like you're gonna -- another because stripper pole volleys and yet they're like -- volleys. Is is the Genesis this is we -- a couple of weeks ago we we showed a driver yet did hurt really badly hurt crippled all right if he's not looking or not around turns out -- when the bottom as well. Of these things these husky drawn -- hurt themselves terribly. And you're purple well -- character and we showed you last time remember in this."

" You've got flights. It cents. Holy need to know that this. That's I mean is this kicked out yet. He's got a home made out okay it's like he -- basically took a shower rod you know basically when you when you -- gag order that she's got them set up your school. He goes if -- Tim are. And you -- and -- years -- either -- one moment for the full senate and house. Yeah it's. And I didn't yet little. So you people the wrong if you've -- for video camera once Iraq holding Ulster purple and and it's the foot. And now we really appreciate. Granger you son of an -- Martin and Asian Kennedy. Can."

" Okay lots more affected coming up right after this word from our sponsor."

" Thank you filthy. Tonight's episode of the -- is brought to you by. Maria green twist arms yeah. -- going to charge me. Hard."

" Okay. --"

" No problem as part."

" Crime never sleeps Ricky -- doesn't either. Why waste time and money earnings up defenseman it can't you do it for you just blow the whistle when you need an effort to get will be there in three to eight seconds anywhere in the world anytime of the day or night -- never sleeps and freaky okay. Does and either order you Ricky K robbery and rape whistles today for the local -- the 1999. Can't they (%expletive) out of -- order today get -- can't get a sticking tanks cornerstone Starr funny funny funny. Yeah."

" As welcome back to infect you know gainers thinking back up your old San Francisco and now I felt inspired. Incidents iron play and really isn't in fact -- and so on inspired as you think that I have lots of important things to say to you. My Internet people. And that's why patents and I started blogging and again you got it in a new segment we call -- blood -- and plant your blog I'm like yeah. Thanks hey. Thanks for always remind me that the world is maybe not as crazy as it -- it's a wild world out there and sometimes things can get a little bit scary. Like when you pick up a drifter in your car up by the airport the next thing you know. -- waking up -- drainage culvert wearing nothing but heavy duty plastic trash -- in your holdings incorporated. Thanks today. Well that's nice vote blocking yeah that. It's amazing how inspirational. Nordstrom's -- can be everywhere you look just inspire mrs. Well that's all the time we got through this in fact is special edition. -- Generally get out by that indicated my -- the stores."

" Our one short story. This is the heart of -- the guy who want to be popular FaceBook. What about time there was a guy named Gary who made a FaceBook page in hopes of becoming popular the community college where he studied physical therapy. There was convinced he uses degree of your trainer for the Dallas Cowboys. But if you look in the future always good seeing the whole lot of himself helping all people I don't know the -- Kerry was concerned about here in it took lots of pictures of himself trying to look buffers FaceBook page. But nobody ever read your friend does those pictures. Well those pictures just made it look like little can. So I thought you buried and have fun spend your adult years lobbing down hassles of these album with alcohol swaps. Read."

" And your gallery deserve no (%expletive). We get to -- two years -- FaceBook is rational and."

" And got bruised my goodness dominant factor in Britain there that -- started right here don't get rid. By the -- we'll see you bought yeah. You've been brought in fact if you're still watching and thank you can go -- bodies of them sound like -- because -- national music. Do it. -- has run -- Martin Sargent days please camera audio like MacBook. That Glenn back visionary than die all right."