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" Dog it's got that here it is so large -- mad I gotta ask you -- right -- Dick out here -- out. -- you guys were doing this sort of thing before you ever heard the word. It's social networking on the Internet works Fedorov reverie yelling get jealous of all the attention and all the bodies into the enthralled. And all these web 2.0 companies out there has been doing this since. That the hills man."

" I'm not -- about actually one of the things that we canonize about Farc is that in the visits from my personal standpoint it's what their business. And had the first business that I had was an Internet service provider had a shareholder awkward actually film. That's what I learned that you indicated they want in the door is really just gonna -- So that there weren't bad at all of the Olympic parallel like this there was venture capital is not it's it's not promoting it comes with --"

" It's nuts and have the right about that although I'll split capital to do make an antenna hanging out of Pickett's I'm hoping the oh -- you gotta be giant c'mon get to our that you would like to be on the cover business week that sixty million dollar -- like Kevin Rhodes was allred did."

" While the other government business two point now but united never respected figures to back it up but it's gonna put the other -- think they like the picture -- course our friends little lower."

" I still think you start this that you started sit around drinking bear and her in the news man back Kevin Rhodes you did it."

" Well sort of but I mean how hard is that really it's like people didn't like the put you on that anybody consider that it does drink and that -- but the new fact I think there's probably about a thousand. Radio shows everyday that they're they're Bellic."

" I do every morning actually -- it with whiskey I got the drink -- are down I got gutter I did you set up. It is here now but it's not news its markets sort of an analysis of what's walked up about the Newman's business of the information governor's call for about ten years of experience of your reading over 2000 user submitted stories every day what in your estimation is the most walked up thing about the new business right now."

" Well I think about and mister Carter. An assistant is that the same red. -- I think that the the year partial news source is pretty much passed this. It was kind of an aberration. In the general David thank. Before that most people probably don't realize -- most cities as stated that through three different news sources and the reason they didn't because they would have the local news source in the conservative news source and that maybe in. Yeah because their anatomy are being the way the market offbeat bits. There are politically. Continue along -- TV -- there were no 24 hour news channels and news was pretty much justice and the thing that they added value that you know they'd bid. We were just kind of by it was it was so they get -- arts and thou art here every single day. And then spent a whole Lotta time you know necessarily audit percent of because they'll expect. An hour to an hour -- they they ended up having a really good product. And did so. Bank -- I would you know a lot of others circles as a torture and whatnot you ended up with a lot of the partial news sources put that was based article in the other direction is once we start having 24 hour news channels and this was -- you know that all -- every single other previous media -- Has now become a 24 hour news channel the problem is that you gotta find -- corrupted filled the space without -- and as we did a great example not a club."

" That's. Others you've figured the book all these sort of preposterous. Things that the news organizations do to create that fill it. Well what what is it in your mind the most preposterous tactic that they use."

" And Archer's tax experts say it's exactly what others think it's like I think people that kind of noticed there's. Already put nobody could be able to get -- without. Local ones that I think it can't really Adobe is it's called called media fear mongering -- visibility -- particularly this not likely utility. For example we've all seen the local news sort -- just paraphrasing here but you can you get those like till like 5:36 o'clock you're sitting around watching it to watch a local lower channel. The breakdown of a relay. Candidates -- and also about peculiar turn over evidence find out."

" Children's backpacks what -- you to put your every need to do know about file cabinets."

" Yeah. Exactly evidently it had that kind of stuff so it's like you know whether that there's any bacteria. You're -- or. Whether like would -- I thought the days. They're they're doing. Videos they have by the idea that their fault that run Columbia Mississippi River they talk about others denied intention it the next fifty years they'll be at seven point oh earthquake got its. What they're really -- guys that Californians to terrorize those. In the the heartland you get assembled a point though it's the big basket."

" Okay you better it'll look a little bit bank church bells and pencil and -- that's not too much about his visit Gator you're but the only thing -- about news is that I really desperately want to but Greta Van Susteren."

" You know I actors together but -- particularly got and our ability."

" Jenn is got -- Greenwich ride in his truck and I got rid of the market that. Really the newest residents of all her is that the public because of what it's -- came -- anything that the target they -- know that when they there was a story out. The shark in the solar of the shark more people are gonna watch so is the finger of blame pointed at the new ones or at the consumer the news."

" It's kind of accommodation that they were talking about -- everybody's pretty much torn apart this sort. I think the major chip that -- the last few years is that it it's related news is considered. Previously. It -- would consume kind of like -- you -- pick up the issue of Newsweek. And you can give me a bad thing. I don't know that have their -- is we business studies to figure out what people are reading but it really didn't matter whether that they're picking up for the fact that they had their. Little abusing conventional wisdom tidbits -- let off or. The collection of political -- know whether that you have for the induct political about. Now what's happening it was a bit weak dot com there's a functioning entity. And that they're tracking what people are looking at based on what story they're checking out. And in order to -- try to raise the value of the entire site have a advertising inventory to -- the people. But you gotta be kind of cognizant of what people are going to -- doubt that what people really like is that jokes. The framework for about what -- Sachs and maybe give us some stuff that might make it a million dollars."

" Trust us they don't really like the notebook. -- and about to high priced consultant -- tell the people it is that in. And it's actually argue thing to monitor and know that right."

" I didn't I didn't matter up until recently you know about it now that you can -- mean nobody ever like goes to Newsweek dot com and read very. Now -- there are the second had a couple things and if people are basically going to the -- comes -- it."

" Yeah I Jack off to the periscope section of Newsweek that that we."

" Go to the perfect example and so what they've got the guys that get this site -- here's the -- UBU lot of advertising inventory on the Internet. Give advertisers put it that nobody wants to read about and Nicole Smith or heard you know would be latest they would die mrs. Cut it celebratory. And still continue to be a -- source. It's got -- close -- I got that a lot of decision to give up being that may in the next."

" I would like to see more coverage of killer bees -- bucket hate these -- other that there are serious threat but -- I appreciate -- would be isn't -- these abuser. Then honeybees that's the proposed that the -- want to come --"

" I love everything about the news is what they talk about like gratuitous violence and they show like twenty minutes a really violent footage whether pretend like they're talking about it you know."

" Well evidently getting settled what happened is -- being when BC decided there that the material they got from the resident tech killer. They've they were in the great that there isn't it didn't was because pretty much and every other news -- out their brand. Mostly unedited version of Saddam being executed. That they got from that god yes cellphone I can't -- other. And nobody complained about that at all then it was everything I think -- they thought they were disability community that for the public contact. That they should pick that up honestly but it didn't think that the public is about this pickle via a new bridge is closed what they're gonna put up there what about --"

" It's so locked up like -- Janet Jackson shriveled Teddy is such an outraged by its okay a lot Saddam Hussein be haunt you know the but that's."

" Yeah I borrowed your that that's more personal probably I don't think -- hurting anybody. Actually. Hardly funny college so it goes Google a couple of years ago listening to us. I have been good idea call Dell and I think with a subject matter probably gonna bet that that they were talking about. Wrestling. -- is somebody called in to complain about wrestling I figure they're called and explain about the vials but they're actually telling it to complain about how lot. Centralized to a but it daily candy we're getting of -- event by two by fours are tables are you know other people whatever lying around but the fact that particularly any bikinis."

" And even bothered even wrap those chairs have been the model Barney get -- all government everything like that nobody cares about that since I don't."

" added (%expletive) on there for awhile to about one thing is true as mountain lions are they shot and killed two of those markers is valid out in California my truck that they can create turnarounds I think that outlined threat might be really be real."

" That's right actually -- spectators gonna tell us saw journal recently but they're pretty."

" Okay we got to -- real quick what do you think is the best news outfit out there which is the worst."

" The content that's been out there is actually it instead of other under the radar it's called us strapped bored dot com."

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" Yes -- far as soon as TR a CF OR. Actually they're not really it is outfit their political think tank individual right. The problem it is -- most of this stuff is free but you you get a bit. Scripture or feel like you're like me they haven't really do web site they might do do you want. But the desert creators say it's art -- public goes because. It is kind of conform to what my suspicion about the way the world works is that. Fingered now -- but they've never been better which is -- reassuring -- that we're with the sense I'd. Worst news outlet out there forever actually gonna give delicacy that. Yeah and it because that they're gonna backed up that's silly but it's because basically. They're going to be the leader in news and these guys are basically go -- off the rails if you take a look at CNN top stories and stories right now I gave you. Then at least five of them will be completely crap if not nine of them."

" They don't have Greta Van Susteren and neither."

" Yeah I'll do that bit about -- opposition candidate prostrate dead now because they can decide what they're gonna do Foxit eating them alive in the ratings because fox. Got a problem -- Anna Nicole -- retrospective band you don't end up studies done you know whether that there's -- in the media. And the process is that it is they can't decide whether or not they want to do go to your route. And lose audience. Or completely go the other direction and try to basically -- fox -- So I do it basically what they're claiming to be if you can't quite a bit new leader that being the new leader Adobe."

" I think they did -- Larry King wanted to -- that it may be just fine."

" Elevated as appropriate example they know I've been you know god I about the is not -- goes -- to try to get out asserted bit about what those guys and we got shot down actually because. Larry King has been called a lot either you relative anymore book review this thing is becoming let's it's time -- summing up."

" At that but yeah I get I -- Charlie Rose. -- spent the time we are outside your but thank you so much for being here on the sarge get -- always applied to the -- good luck with the book."

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" I'm not -- design -- it when of the Apple or the guys understood I'm gonna wear it proud stuck on these two Applebee's you know there yeah yeah I ever read a book about them -- never even knew he was he was literate but it turns out our entertainment reporter Johnny O'Bannon. What a bookmark that he's written a few looks at things and what is there and there right now in this installment of you from the canyon is tell us understand the celebrity mind. You literature. So without further ado here's Johnny on bag in with is you take a right -- Johnny."

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" It and welcome back in the infected festival of books. Right that's right the founder of far one of the original still won the best and most entertaining social news networking sites out there that. And he's author of the new book it's not news it's far. Drew Curtis and -- group."

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" Dog it's got that here it is so large -- mad I gotta ask you -- right -- Dick out here -- out. -- you guys were doing this sort of thing before you ever heard the word. It's social networking on the Internet works Fedorov reverie yelling get jealous of all the attention and all the bodies into the enthralled. And all these web 2.0 companies out there has been doing this since. That the hills man."

" I'm not -- about actually one of the things that we canonize about Farc is that in the visits from my personal standpoint it's what their business. And had the first business that I had was an Internet service provider had a shareholder awkward actually film. That's what I learned that you indicated they want in the door is really just gonna -- So that there weren't bad at all of the Olympic parallel like this there was venture capital is not it's it's not promoting it comes with --"

" It's nuts and have the right about that although I'll split capital to do make an antenna hanging out of Pickett's I'm hoping the oh -- you gotta be giant c'mon get to our that you would like to be on the cover business week that sixty million dollar -- like Kevin Rhodes was allred did."

" While the other government business two point now but united never respected figures to back it up but it's gonna put the other -- think they like the picture -- course our friends little lower."

" I still think you start this that you started sit around drinking bear and her in the news man back Kevin Rhodes you did it."

" Well sort of but I mean how hard is that really it's like people didn't like the put you on that anybody consider that it does drink and that -- but the new fact I think there's probably about a thousand. Radio shows everyday that they're they're Bellic."

" I do every morning actually -- it with whiskey I got the drink -- are down I got gutter I did you set up. It is here now but it's not news its markets sort of an analysis of what's walked up about the Newman's business of the information governor's call for about ten years of experience of your reading over 2000 user submitted stories every day what in your estimation is the most walked up thing about the new business right now."

" Well I think about and mister Carter. An assistant is that the same red. -- I think that the the year partial news source is pretty much passed this. It was kind of an aberration. In the general David thank. Before that most people probably don't realize -- most cities as stated that through three different news sources and the reason they didn't because they would have the local news source in the conservative news source and that maybe in. Yeah because their anatomy are being the way the market offbeat bits. There are politically. Continue along -- TV -- there were no 24 hour news channels and news was pretty much justice and the thing that they added value that you know they'd bid. We were just kind of by it was it was so they get -- arts and thou art here every single day. And then spent a whole Lotta time you know necessarily audit percent of because they'll expect. An hour to an hour -- they they ended up having a really good product. And did so. Bank -- I would you know a lot of others circles as a torture and whatnot you ended up with a lot of the partial news sources put that was based article in the other direction is once we start having 24 hour news channels and this was -- you know that all -- every single other previous media -- Has now become a 24 hour news channel the problem is that you gotta find -- corrupted filled the space without -- and as we did a great example not a club."

" That's. Others you've figured the book all these sort of preposterous. Things that the news organizations do to create that fill it. Well what what is it in your mind the most preposterous tactic that they use."

" And Archer's tax experts say it's exactly what others think it's like I think people that kind of noticed there's. Already put nobody could be able to get -- without. Local ones that I think it can't really Adobe is it's called called media fear mongering -- visibility -- particularly this not likely utility. For example we've all seen the local news sort -- just paraphrasing here but you can you get those like till like 5:36 o'clock you're sitting around watching it to watch a local lower channel. The breakdown of a relay. Candidates -- and also about peculiar turn over evidence find out."

" Children's backpacks what -- you to put your every need to do know about file cabinets."

" Yeah. Exactly evidently it had that kind of stuff so it's like you know whether that there's any bacteria. You're -- or. Whether like would -- I thought the days. They're they're doing. Videos they have by the idea that their fault that run Columbia Mississippi River they talk about others denied intention it the next fifty years they'll be at seven point oh earthquake got its. What they're really -- guys that Californians to terrorize those. In the the heartland you get assembled a point though it's the big basket."

" Okay you better it'll look a little bit bank church bells and pencil and -- that's not too much about his visit Gator you're but the only thing -- about news is that I really desperately want to but Greta Van Susteren."

" You know I actors together but -- particularly got and our ability."

" Jenn is got -- Greenwich ride in his truck and I got rid of the market that. Really the newest residents of all her is that the public because of what it's -- came -- anything that the target they -- know that when they there was a story out. The shark in the solar of the shark more people are gonna watch so is the finger of blame pointed at the new ones or at the consumer the news."

" It's kind of accommodation that they were talking about -- everybody's pretty much torn apart this sort. I think the major chip that -- the last few years is that it it's related news is considered. Previously. It -- would consume kind of like -- you -- pick up the issue of Newsweek. And you can give me a bad thing. I don't know that have their -- is we business studies to figure out what people are reading but it really didn't matter whether that they're picking up for the fact that they had their. Little abusing conventional wisdom tidbits -- let off or. The collection of political -- know whether that you have for the induct political about. Now what's happening it was a bit weak dot com there's a functioning entity. And that they're tracking what people are looking at based on what story they're checking out. And in order to -- try to raise the value of the entire site have a advertising inventory to -- the people. But you gotta be kind of cognizant of what people are going to -- doubt that what people really like is that jokes. The framework for about what -- Sachs and maybe give us some stuff that might make it a million dollars."

" Trust us they don't really like the notebook. -- and about to high priced consultant -- tell the people it is that in. And it's actually argue thing to monitor and know that right."

" I didn't I didn't matter up until recently you know about it now that you can -- mean nobody ever like goes to Newsweek dot com and read very. Now -- there are the second had a couple things and if people are basically going to the -- comes -- it."

" Yeah I Jack off to the periscope section of Newsweek that that we."

" Go to the perfect example and so what they've got the guys that get this site -- here's the -- UBU lot of advertising inventory on the Internet. Give advertisers put it that nobody wants to read about and Nicole Smith or heard you know would be latest they would die mrs. Cut it celebratory. And still continue to be a -- source. It's got -- close -- I got that a lot of decision to give up being that may in the next."

" I would like to see more coverage of killer bees -- bucket hate these -- other that there are serious threat but -- I appreciate -- would be isn't -- these abuser. Then honeybees that's the proposed that the -- want to come --"

" I love everything about the news is what they talk about like gratuitous violence and they show like twenty minutes a really violent footage whether pretend like they're talking about it you know."

" Well evidently getting settled what happened is -- being when BC decided there that the material they got from the resident tech killer. They've they were in the great that there isn't it didn't was because pretty much and every other news -- out their brand. Mostly unedited version of Saddam being executed. That they got from that god yes cellphone I can't -- other. And nobody complained about that at all then it was everything I think -- they thought they were disability community that for the public contact. That they should pick that up honestly but it didn't think that the public is about this pickle via a new bridge is closed what they're gonna put up there what about --"

" It's so locked up like -- Janet Jackson shriveled Teddy is such an outraged by its okay a lot Saddam Hussein be haunt you know the but that's."

" Yeah I borrowed your that that's more personal probably I don't think -- hurting anybody. Actually. Hardly funny college so it goes Google a couple of years ago listening to us. I have been good idea call Dell and I think with a subject matter probably gonna bet that that they were talking about. Wrestling. -- is somebody called in to complain about wrestling I figure they're called and explain about the vials but they're actually telling it to complain about how lot. Centralized to a but it daily candy we're getting of -- event by two by fours are tables are you know other people whatever lying around but the fact that particularly any bikinis."

" And even bothered even wrap those chairs have been the model Barney get -- all government everything like that nobody cares about that since I don't."

" added (%expletive) on there for awhile to about one thing is true as mountain lions are they shot and killed two of those markers is valid out in California my truck that they can create turnarounds I think that outlined threat might be really be real."

" That's right actually -- spectators gonna tell us saw journal recently but they're pretty."

" Okay we got to -- real quick what do you think is the best news outfit out there which is the worst."

" The content that's been out there is actually it instead of other under the radar it's called us strapped bored dot com."

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" Yes -- far as soon as TR a CF OR. Actually they're not really it is outfit their political think tank individual right. The problem it is -- most of this stuff is free but you you get a bit. Scripture or feel like you're like me they haven't really do web site they might do do you want. But the desert creators say it's art -- public goes because. It is kind of conform to what my suspicion about the way the world works is that. Fingered now -- but they've never been better which is -- reassuring -- that we're with the sense I'd. Worst news outlet out there forever actually gonna give delicacy that. Yeah and it because that they're gonna backed up that's silly but it's because basically. They're going to be the leader in news and these guys are basically go -- off the rails if you take a look at CNN top stories and stories right now I gave you. Then at least five of them will be completely crap if not nine of them."

" They don't have Greta Van Susteren and neither."

" Yeah I'll do that bit about -- opposition candidate prostrate dead now because they can decide what they're gonna do Foxit eating them alive in the ratings because fox. Got a problem -- Anna Nicole -- retrospective band you don't end up studies done you know whether that there's -- in the media. And the process is that it is they can't decide whether or not they want to do go to your route. And lose audience. Or completely go the other direction and try to basically -- fox -- So I do it basically what they're claiming to be if you can't quite a bit new leader that being the new leader Adobe."

" I think they did -- Larry King wanted to -- that it may be just fine."

" Elevated as appropriate example they know I've been you know god I about the is not -- goes -- to try to get out asserted bit about what those guys and we got shot down actually because. Larry King has been called a lot either you relative anymore book review this thing is becoming let's it's time -- summing up."

" At that but yeah I get I -- Charlie Rose. -- spent the time we are outside your but thank you so much for being here on the sarge get -- always applied to the -- good luck with the book."

" Setup conflict so I don't believe so that was -- to use."

" I have great man great analysis -- of what does -- as everyone is up from -- dot com Garzon is nothing of the new book. It's not new it's it's far you get your copy now on Amazon.com or wherever five books ourselves. All right come up we're gonna talk to Johnny O'Bannon and this you think about what the what books you need to -- to get inside the minds as celebrity's right after this word from our sponsor."

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" I'm not -- design -- it when of the Apple or the guys understood I'm gonna wear it proud stuck on these two Applebee's you know there yeah yeah I ever read a book about them -- never even knew he was he was literate but it turns out our entertainment reporter Johnny O'Bannon. What a bookmark that he's written a few looks at things and what is there and there right now in this installment of you from the canyon is tell us understand the celebrity mind. You literature. So without further ado here's Johnny on bag in with is you take a right -- Johnny."

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