Drinking With Fark.com's Drew Curtis
Thursday, November 15th, 2007 running time 34:20
In this crushingly decent episode of Infected, Fark.com founder Drew Curtis stops by the Sarge Shack for some enlightened discussion about the news, beer, and girls.
In honor of Drew's appearance, Martin and Gator bring back the Hi Tech Tech News Ticker with a breaking news story about the chupacabra an old lady beheaded on her Texas ranch.
Plus, we go Bloggin' by the Bay, bring back "Ha, Ha Fat Kid, You're Fat", and Gator reads a poem to this week's Gator's Gal, Farah Fawcett.
And if this weren't enough, we feature two, count 'em two, videos of obese women falling in holes as part of Martin's Museum of Internet Oddities.
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Highlights
high school football
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22:07, 22:07
)
American Idol
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27:31, 27:31
)
high tech
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1:44, 1:44
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Texas State University
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3:40, 3:40
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high school football
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22:07, 22:07
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American Idol
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27:31, 27:31
)
high tech
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1:44, 1:44
)
Texas State University
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3:40, 3:40
)
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" And enjoyment immigrant -- yeah let's not -- it. Hello and people do that and it is that it I don't know how to do that thing people who are drastic. I plumber. IPod the other thing a lot of things I don't know what to do I go -- grab my hat -- I figured it but it needed at this book your real hard and got me. -- You know candidate that our bank and then bridge all night it big shot at our hope now."
" Drew Curtis. From the website -- just kind of a marquee guest lecturer on June the show like this mean. He's big players in I mean he's gonna look at Kentucky is really Islam an account and on this. What happened at hopefully -- on -- on the website argument on its news bad -- We might. You know we're gonna do first -- out in honor of your parents well. And on this for the long time but back by popular demand let's take a quick look at the high tech I -- Next. Well a few months back Phyllis Cain and Philip K energy from the corpse of what you thought was that TrueCrypt opera. Honored Texas range now where you know what your congress is right here capture its its with the translation. Adobe's -- it and it translates to goat sucker. This thing it's got this really point of this is what I'll do is go to look to your livestock and -- all the -- is. Sleigh -- she thinks -- 51. -- land all right here's here's a picture right here is all Phyllis she's holding up the rotting and the beast right there that that -- Well here's here's what happens for about this -- like I said a few months ago here is the new easy part of the story so she got. But Texas the university to do DNA analysis. Right. For the dude that's what you think it on up news and."
" But Texas State that. -- Oh I upgrade my marriage if you you bought them what to expect a bush. Say is and --"
" Well they they did it fascinated bond it's not Cuban government audits in fact it's jolly. Now it's not started out turns up at qualities is that audio in audio albums artists brought you some sort me consumers in condition."
" Well if you ever shot coyote life. In I never have but I know a few you could take on what that they humanistic. As a cutting main page yet so this created nobody should that the that's. She apparently was found on her attention like he had no cut ultimately we probably shouldn't be if you take out Palin's bridge. You should probably."
" In Manhattan and all the minority. And that she puts it in her freezer it's been in the freezer as long as you've finally gets -- over the Texas State University who -- yet. Ladies like. This is got to like really cut to the heart nobody's conspiracy theorists out like finally we got we -- opera. You know I've got one I don't I don't doubt there is -- be -- any conspiracy that dictators in the government. Have to look at that picture too hard to know that today coyote Arial I thought it was only our products. Well I thought was that picture of Larry King -- and Helen -- through me. Yeah like that had been like eighty. The same age and and they tell me animals was audiences. John McCain has actually been dead since I mean. Yeah actually has this is some hope here."
" You don't need to go to Texas State. -- To know that either slow it Larry King -- bit suspect or you've taken. You get a pen knife and jab him and take it dang it that's it DNA checked nothing you've been and its."
" You know not maybe if I went on some ranchers in Texas where I don't know our. And I've found them like nonviolent amicably hullabaloo about it you can buy the most exciting things that happened -- Phyllis can't we'll do -- them. Yeah EGG's. I have time -- she's like on the Arctic ocean or so much."
" It got. And Texas she offers and walks Atlanta that's using can be like hello back and issued a product I don't know somebody snuck across the -- ask questions later. Who sheets is a little weird. But take it."
" A guy I know it doesn't have to part of that is your look at that that that is yeah. Yeah Dan Harris -- move back up your old -- account yet I've been very inspired. There inspired so much -- nick load I am I I feel like I've had a lot of things to say recently so much -- Blog yet. It's a little segment we call blind him. But I bet it's beautiful. --"
" Dear old man okay. -- today I was sitting by yours yours gazing out right votes and dancing -- happens when a pretty little strange came in late on my shoulder. Thanks it's bright eyes and delicate be it pop sound that my arms stretched on. Iraq Iran. Man advantage Ike batters the brilliant period -- nations and its friendly and wings. Just when I knew it perfect beauty would overtake me I crushed that occurred I crushed it lifeless in my office. An animated sketch of it might leather bound drawing a perfect likeness. Right alongside the thousands and thousands of other things catches. And I brought my birds sketch book. -- Thanks."
" Numbers were killed me you'd go and you vote yes but only recently started blogging about. And that's what that means -- What's not hot mark drew Curtis. -- And drop. It. I don't care how well we."
" We take -- mode now take a look at one of our new bits on the show this is tall hop hop that -- your breath. It's our launch in an elevator and then does the fact kids do stupid -- that we do left hand there's so much in fact. This installment is fat kid on -- that let's take a look at our audience brought -- active right there. In British bank is not a very little movement and like his friends are all trying to get on the right movement is like I don't know. Over break -- way to listen. -- Went -- like -- Leo Laporte here. --"
" Yeah there -- Manhattan and then it'd mean. They're not you can tell he's like down. -- yeah a lot of."
" It and it goes in you you joke that's one thing is gonna do like let's. Aren't questions. Housing -- don't -- back to the news of -- it comes. -- It ups. -- it's -- the spirit it. All manner but it's loading up ads drags on they have they went slow motion now. Boom. -- is like every other rappers. Now support guy."
" Yeah but look he's got Sony's smile and see that's what I like about this you know what takes them. He either particularly the bank is one as a kind of sad but definitely makes you know accounts like -- down their friends he's -- him he's still one of them you know how I cannot -- like that yeah. I can get a good dad to come -- and aren't you like -- glad -- wiped -- you know crime -- maybe so but but what I'm talking about some time that the fact that he's apartment you know like real fat friends. Me. There's there's the well well but. It is your buddies like it you can tell you -- cool and then -- it -- magnet itself ones. Be back and thank him act right thank him let -- it. You want me Brett yeah. That people I like. That in art is art is art. It. It."
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