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Watch this, the 50th and last episode of Infected, shot live at a seedy dive bar. And now, a final word from the captain of The Good Ship Infected...
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Well, it&apos;s been a fun ride, but it looks more and more like the Good Ship Infected can no longer weather the stormy seas. Hurricane Jim just proved too hellish for our proud captain and crew.
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Well, it&apos;s been a fun ride, but it looks more and more like the Good Ship Infected can no longer weather the stormy seas. Hurricane Jim just proved too hellish for our proud captain and crew.
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Well, it's been a fun ride, but it looks more and more like the Good Ship Infected can no longer weather the stormy seas. Hurricane Jim just proved too hellish for our proud captain and crew.
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Join Martin, Gator, and your favorite Revision3 personalities for a live taping of Infected this Saturday, December 1, in San Francisco.
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In this crushingly decent episode of Infected, Fark.com founder Drew Curtis stops by the Sarge Shack for some enlightened discussion about the news, beer, and girls.
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The presidential election is one year away, but The Infected Army is already picking its candidate.
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The presidential election is one year away, but The Infected Army is already picking its candidate.
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The presidential election is one year away, but The Infected Army is already picking its candidate.
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You know what the real meaning of Halloween is? Fun! Just kidding. It&apos;s deviltry and wickedness. Regardless, the annual Infected Halloween Party has it all, from tasty treats to filthy, wet tricks.
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You know what the real meaning of Halloween is? Fun! Just kidding. It&apos;s deviltry and wickedness. Regardless, the annual Infected Halloween Party has it all, from tasty treats to filthy, wet tricks.
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You know what the real meaning of Halloween is? Fun! Just kidding. It's deviltry and wickedness. Regardless, the annual Infected Halloween Party has it all, from tasty treats to filthy, wet tricks.
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Martin and The Gator return to The Stardust Rodeo to relive the splendor of their L.A. lifestyles and are joined by entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion.  Though maybe Gator should have been more careful about where he tossed his cigarette butts...
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Martin and The Gator return to The Stardust Rodeo to relive the splendor of their L.A. lifestyles and are joined by entertainment reporter Johnny O'Bannion.  Though maybe Gator should have been more careful about where he tossed his cigarette butts...
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If the world has you by the tail and is dragging you through the fetid sewers behind your ex-girlfriend&apos;s house as she watches laughing with her new man toy, this episode of Infected will turn it all around. Get inspired!
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If the world has you by the tail and is dragging you through the fetid sewers behind your ex-girlfriend&apos;s house as she watches laughing with her new man toy, this episode of Infected will turn it all around. Get inspired!
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Is there a race of reptilian humanoids living below the earth&apos;s surface? According to our cryptozoologist friend, you bet your sweet iguana tail there is. No word on whether they taste like chicken yet, but we&apos;ll keep you posted.
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Is there a race of reptilian humanoids living below the earth&apos;s surface? According to our cryptozoologist friend, you bet your sweet iguana tail there is. No word on whether they taste like chicken yet, but we&apos;ll keep you posted.
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Is there a race of reptilian humanoids living below the earth's surface? According to our cryptozoologist friend, you bet your sweet iguana tail there is. No word on whether they taste like chicken yet, but we'll keep you posted.
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An episode of Infected that&apos;s such a sweet and delicous treat, children will find DVD copies of it in their Easter baskets. Those who don&apos;t will be mericlessly teased at school and perhaps killed on the bus.
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The forces of darkness continue their diabolical plans to snuff out the pure white light of Infected, but Martin and The Gator have drawn their fiery swords and girded their loins for battle...
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Martin and The Gator welcome America&apos;s Pleasure Coach, Dr. Sadie Allison, to learn some high tech masturbation tips. Plus, turns out Gator&apos;s not dead after all.
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Digg CEO and Revision3 Chairman-of-the-Board Jay Adelson guest hosts this bittersweet edition of Infected, offering insight not only into how you too can become an Internet billionaire, but also into Kevin Rose&apos;s drunkin run-ins with the police.  Plus, a scholar uses math and logic to determine the greatest swear word on the Internet.  And we say goodbye to Gator, who has died.
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Digg CEO and Revision3 Chairman-of-the-Board Jay Adelson guest hosts this bittersweet edition of Infected, offering insight not only into how you too can become an Internet billionaire, but also into Kevin Rose's drunkin run-ins with the police.  Plus, a
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Huzzah! In this magical installment of Infected, powerful wizard Blackwolf Dragonmaster, Duke of Talisker rides in on his filthy broomstick to plumb the depths of death metal, Harry Potter, Dungeons &amp; Dragons, and, to a far lesser extent, reality. Plus, a new episode of the crime caper &quot;HotShot &amp; The Kid,&quot; entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion, and the hot, oiled-up quiz, &quot;Silicon or Silicone?&quot; Grab your 20-sided die and prepare to make a saving throw versus fun, you&apos;re Infected.
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Martin and Gator take a break from Hollywood and head to Old San Francisco Town for the summer, not just to beat the heat but also to try to embezzle some of web wunderkind Kevin Rose&apos;s millions. Plus, another genius entrepreneur, Alex Chiu, the storied inventor of the Immortality Rings, uses his nimble mind to review the summer blockbuster &apos;Transformers&apos; in a new installment of &quot;Chiu on Film.&quot; All this and a very moving appearance by entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion, who eulogizes our heroes&apos; flight from The Stardust Rodeo. It&apos;s San Franfected! P.S.: Poopy Pants.
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Martin and Gator take a break from Hollywood and head to Old San Francisco Town for the summer, not just to beat the heat but also to try to embezzle some of web wunderkind Kevin Rose&apos;s millions. Plus, another genius entrepreneur, Alex Chiu, the storied inventor of the Immortality Rings, uses his nimble mind to review the summer blockbuster &apos;Transformers&apos; in a new installment of &quot;Chiu on Film.&quot; All this and a very moving appearance by entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion, who eulogizes our heroes&apos; flight from The Stardust Rodeo. It&apos;s San Franfected! P.S.: Poopy Pants.
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Martin and The Gator roll back time to the golden age
of Amiga computers, the 8-bit Nintendo and Windows
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of our remarkably talented guest The Average Home Boy.
All this plus murderous lesbians! If only life during
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Martin and The Gator roll back time to the golden age
of Amiga computers, the 8-bit Nintendo and Windows
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of our remarkably talented guest The Average Home Boy.
All this plus murderous lesbians! If only life during
the Reagan Administration was really this much fun.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Martin and The Gator roll back time to the golden age
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All this plus murderous lesbians! If 
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All this plus murderous lesbians! If only life during
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      <title>The Infected eCommerce Fire Sale - Infected by Martin Sargent</title>
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So you&apos;ve got Martin, Gator and Johnny O&apos;Bannion
saying weird and funny things about eCommerce. No big
deal. But what you really need to know is that there&apos;s
this grandmother in Utah who hadn&apos;t had sex in 15
years so she turned her vacuum cleaner into a vibrator
and came hard in seconds. She explains how she did it
and how you too can get off using household
appliances. Sold! It&apos;s the Infected eCommerce Fire Sale.
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So you&apos;ve got Martin, Gator and Johnny O&apos;Bannion
saying weird and funny things about eCommerce. No big
deal. But what you really need to know is that there&apos;s
this grandmother in Utah who hadn&apos;t had sex in 15
years so she turned her vacuum cleaner into a vibrator
and came hard in seconds. She explains how she did it
and how you too can get off using household
appliances. Sold! It&apos;s the Infected eCommerce Fire Sale.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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So you've got Martin, Gator and Johnny O'Bannion
saying weird and funny things about eCommerce. No big
deal. But what you really need to know is that there's
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years so she turned her vacuum cleaner into a 
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So you&apos;ve got Martin, Gator and Johnny O&apos;Bannion
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deal. But what you really need to know is that there&apos;s
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years so she turned her vacuum cleaner into a vibrator
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In addition to being America&apos;s foremost authorities on
technology, Martin and The Gator are great readers.
And they bring this passion for the written word to
the first annual Infected Festival of Books. Drew
Curtis, founder of Fark.com, stops by to talk about
his new book, It&apos;s Not News, It&apos;s Fark: How the Mass
Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News. Plus there&apos;s
Rickey Kang, Johnny O&apos;Bannion and a new game: Black
Feminist Book or Black Themed Porno? Curl up next to
the fire wearing your inside pants with a nice snifter
of tawny port and crack open The Infected Festival of
Books!
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In addition to being America&apos;s foremost authorities on
technology, Martin and The Gator are great readers.
And they bring this passion for the written word to
the first annual Infected Festival of Books. Drew
Curtis, founder of Fark.com, stops by to talk about
his new book, It&apos;s Not News, It&apos;s Fark: How the Mass
Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News. Plus there&apos;s
Rickey Kang, Johnny O&apos;Bannion and a new game: Black
Feminist Book or Black Themed Porno? Curl up next to
the fire wearing your inside pants with a nice snifter
of tawny port and crack open The Infected Festival of
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In addition to being America&apos;s foremost authorities on
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And they bring this passion for the written word to
the first annual Infected Festival of Books. Drew
Curtis, founder of Fark.com, stops by to talk about
his new book, It&apos;s Not News, It&apos;s Fark: How the Mass
Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News. Plus there&apos;s
Rickey Kang, Johnny O&apos;Bannion and a new game: Black
Feminist Book or Black Themed Porno? Curl up next to
the fire wearing your inside pants with a nice snifter
of tawny port and crack open The Infected Festival of
Books!
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Extraterrestrials. Do they exist? According to our
esteemed guest Michael Horn, the authorized American
media representative of perhaps the world&apos;s best known
contactee, a Swiss, one-armed farmer by name of Billy
Meier, you&apos;re G-D right they do. And he shows us
indisputable photo and video evidence to prove it.
It&apos;s mind-bending stuff, as are the episode&apos;s
otherworldly visits from self-defense expert Rickey
Kang and entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion. It&apos;s
the Infected UFO Abductathon. Believe!!
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Extraterrestrials. Do they exist? According to our
esteemed guest Michael Horn, the authorized American
media representative of perhaps the world&apos;s best known
contactee, a Swiss, one-armed farmer by name of Billy
Meier, you&apos;re G-D right they do. And he shows us
indisputable photo and video evidence to prove it.
It&apos;s mind-bending stuff, as are the episode&apos;s
otherworldly visits from self-defense expert Rickey
Kang and entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion. It&apos;s
the Infected UFO Abductathon. Believe!!
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Extraterrestrials. Do they exist? According to our
esteemed guest Michael Horn, the authorized American
media representative of perhaps the world's best known
contactee, a Swiss, one-armed farmer by name of Billy
Meier, you're G-D right they do. And 
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Extraterrestrials. Do they exist? According to our
esteemed guest Michael Horn, the authorized American
media representative of perhaps the world&apos;s best known
contactee, a Swiss, one-armed farmer by name of Billy
Meier, you&apos;re G-D right they do. And he shows us
indisputable photo and video evidence to prove it.
It&apos;s mind-bending stuff, as are the episode&apos;s
otherworldly visits from self-defense expert Rickey
Kang and entertainment reporter Johnny O&apos;Bannion. It&apos;s
the Infected UFO Abductathon. Believe!!
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Everyone poos, but not everyone thinks so deeply and
speaks so impassionedly about poos and their impact on
the soul of our great nation as Martin and The Gator.
Except, perhaps, PoopReport.com founder Dave Praeger,
who joins us this week to discuss his new work of
scholarship, Poop
Culture. Also, Scott Herriott tells us he once
horribly shat his
khakis while driving down the 405 freeway. Dropping
mud will never be the same after you&apos;ve watched this,
The Infected Poo Spectacular, our finest achievement
to date.
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Everyone poos, but not everyone thinks so deeply and
speaks so impassionedly about poos and their impact on
the soul of our great nation as Martin and The Gator.
Except, perhaps, PoopReport.com founder Dave Praeger,
who joins us this week to discuss his new work of
scholarship, Poop
Culture. Also, Scott Herriott tells us he once
horribly shat his
khakis while driving down the 405 freeway. Dropping
mud will never be the same after you&apos;ve watched this,
The Infected Poo Spectacular, our finest achievement
to date.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Everyone poos, but not everyone thinks so deeply and
speaks so impassionedly about poos and their impact on
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Except, perhaps, PoopReport.com founder Dave Praeger,
who joins us this week to discuss his 
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Everyone poos, but not everyone thinks so deeply and
speaks so impassionedly about poos and their impact on
the soul of our great nation as Martin and The Gator.
Except, perhaps, PoopReport.com founder Dave Praeger,
who joins us this week to discuss his new work of
scholarship, Poop
Culture. Also, Scott Herriott tells us he once
horribly shat his
khakis while driving down the 405 freeway. Dropping
mud will never be the same after you&apos;ve watched this,
The Infected Poo Spectacular, our finest achievement
to date.
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Former TechTV funnyman Scott Herriott stops by to
discuss his impassioned hunt for Sasquatch, his own
personal white whale. And he shows us footage he shot
in the deep woods that he believes proves the
existence of the hairy beast. All this plus more Joey
Cam and a glimpse at a brand new Revision3 show.
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Former TechTV funnyman Scott Herriott stops by to
discuss his impassioned hunt for Sasquatch, his own
personal white whale. And he shows us footage he shot
in the deep woods that he believes proves the
existence of the hairy beast. All this plus more Joey
Cam and a glimpse at a brand new Revision3 show.
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Former TechTV funnyman Scott Herriott stops by to
discuss his impassioned hunt for Sasquatch, his own
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existence of the hairy beast. All this plus more Joe
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in the deep woods that he believes proves the
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In what may well be the most finely wrought,
criticially adored episode of Infected to date, Martin
and the Gator give audience to their entertainment
industry pals. Immortality Rings inventor Alex Chiu
nimbly reviews film, Rickey Kang adds another kick-ass
title to his list of all time favorite albums, and
Johnny O&apos;Bannion gives us the most moving Hollywood
update of his storied career. If Pat O&apos;Brien had
showed up with some whores and blow, this would have
been the perfect episode.
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In what may well be the most finely wrought,
criticially adored episode of Infected to date, Martin
and the Gator give audience to their entertainment
industry pals. Immortality Rings inventor Alex Chiu
nimbly reviews film, Rickey Kang adds another kick-ass
title to his list of all time favorite albums, and
Johnny O&apos;Bannion gives us the most moving Hollywood
update of his storied career. If Pat O&apos;Brien had
showed up with some whores and blow, this would have
been the perfect episode.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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In what may well be the most finely wrought,
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In what may well be the most finely wrought,
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industry pals. Immortality Rings inventor Alex Chiu
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title to his list of all time favorite albums, and
Johnny O&apos;Bannion gives us the most moving Hollywood
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Ah, springtime. The season of rebirth and
revitalization. And with this episode of Infected, the
show enters a new, stronger phase of tremendousness.
It has Rickey Kang, a call from Martin&apos;s former online
girlfriend Big Missy, an explanation of the
whereabouts of little Joey, and several new features
like Evil Bert and Gator on the Open Road. Spring has
sprung, and you know what that does to young man&apos;s
fancy! Get Infected.
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Ah, springtime. The season of rebirth and
revitalization. And with this episode of Infected, the
show enters a new, stronger phase of tremendousness.
It has Rickey Kang, a call from Martin&apos;s former online
girlfriend Big Missy, an explanation of the
whereabouts of little Joey, and several new features
like Evil Bert and Gator on the Open Road. Spring has
sprung, and you know what that does to young man&apos;s
fancy! Get Infected.
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      <author>feedback@revision3.com (Revision3)</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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Ah, springtime. The season of rebirth and
revitalization. And with this episode of Infected, the
show enters a new, stronger phase of tremendousness.
It has Rickey Kang, a call from Martin's former online
girlfriend Big Missy, an explanation of the
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Ah, springtime. The season of rebirth and
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It has Rickey Kang, a call from Martin&apos;s former online
girlfriend Big Missy, an explanation of the
whereabouts of little Joey, and several new features
like Evil Bert and Gator on the Open Road. Spring has
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