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" And that Opteron is -- right he's done it. -- aboard a young you know everybody. Maybe that's that's what it's it's again."

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" Now I thought I'd and book how to buy it so terrified. 86 -- we'll let Marines who were beaten out before it right. -- Well. Yeah the real that is my parents and Arizona -- is it. Grant policy here. That. Under its award back back back again. That any gains yet like that there were -- Yet what -- old school math. And he trite pop anytime kind of template that you ever rebel flag doctor. --"

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" Dot com. And welcome back to in fact what you're logged -- the show you know one of our finger in an American is Alex cue from live forever now back out of course. He's the man behind. The immortality hearings in anxieties as well may you live forever and not only that. We're pretty much heal whatever else so with a renewed doesn't know we're gonna column. -- that we give a dog you're gonna activate called Gator is you probably knows my voice you're gonna have to do a phony invoice was definitely -- just you know let's say he got all kinds of things wrong with. Here and we'll see that. If you say that the rings we'll hear you know you yeah you might be -- really -- snake as we actually believe this stuff. So part -- is beautiful man is bear in beautiful that's. Of them a call and hopefully they'll answer. And."

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" A few days -- the bed Martin Sargent. "

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" It. If -- did. -- I hope you got it well it got well looked. These guys you did have those problems yeah yeah somewhere it got exactly the government -- now you're doing it -- modern medical sizing be it. Message he got -- ministers like that. Yeah -- do it is Marc Andre. Right and rich. That's all the time we have for now we news stories to camp and I -- story. Okay why should short story. For Alex Q and this is the story and --"

" Online poker machines once upon a time there was a man named red who is just not about online -- United drove home from jobs and assistant manager at long still. -- start racing in his palms sweat excitement -- bottom well logging hundreds favorite poker site play Texas hold. You get so excited that the by the time -- maneuvered his 1987 port probe into the design art in his apartment complex. -- The go order popcorn shrimp it's drenched. Reginald hall and quickly is -- put up -- their kids to be part which was never terribly fast. Because of his obesity is now running time. When rock of love -- he would always good. Table to be seen -- players to become virtual poker buddies with the over the years he became so close friends. One night he suggests that the -- me Atlantic City to meet -- real -- a game of poker circus circus. All the other players agreed to go looking bored by meeting up for a weekend away from their wives can thank with -- and jobs. As the weekend finally arrived Reginald could remember being this I didn't. -- very long time. Make you all the more tragic. When he got out of this Ford probe of the circus circus parking lot sweating profusely with a raging erection showing prominently -- but it's. When you really hated woman caves. Because he thought he was going to rape her -- electricity coursing throughout the body and all the sweat. Stopping his heart instantly so he was from all the excitement obesity instead. -- Me."

" I like that yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. If that's the sad tale a little bit it is good story it's -- second."

" That the idea is looking for is that lot of that happens I don't like is by looking forward as something. And then he doesn't make it on the part about how we -- head bumpers and and if as I can be up into the boat rock hard. There."

" Those -- fact and I like the fact my friend Alex Q I hope is that you stop. You know agree it has let's just like to thank you for watching. Don't forget to -- web you have to have premieres Tuesday October ninth at 7 PM eastern right here government and the rate mitigated with -- aren't buying it. Don't get -- By the -- died."

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" It can't thank you get."

" Convicted. Hello and welcome to affected the online television show whose audience consists primarily of peoples so poor and stupid. They do things like smashing cans from double B port. With stakes. -- Internet. Martin's sort. Yeah yeah. Nobody underwrite -- it was meant to camp of highly pressurized. Flammable substance. With. Those like programs now purposely and now and come radiators. Let people play that again yeah what slow on there. Yeah see it right how big is betting that it's the only thing something. -- Or."

" Users -- with you and your -- That just they don't waste. WD forty. Viable -- you can slide in anything. You get to -- you can then."

" Yeah. I put on white bread. -- an election so what are -- delicious and magical that mothers all across America will likely be -- copy government. Into their children's Easter baskets. Yeah. We have a really good about you guys. What you're after the news isn't Web Drifter has premiere right here Revision 3. On October 9. It's 7 PM eastern you ain't gonna miss we're gonna do -- episodes of web yet these are all new episode the premiere episode. I'm visiting guy out have -- reject all from the church of Tom -- you're -- dot dot. As the guy who heals people and also exercises people's demons using the music. Of Tom Jones I can he'll be all and people Arnold that about -- and yet -- yeah let you know clip. In his victory. Thickest may look at the news is the web that it -- thought from the past projects altered dot goes up so."

" My dad yeah -- actually. Yeah yeah you can get behind him and bought it and yeah I can't doesn't -- that -- yeah. They won't let me tell you about Adam I've gotten. I didn't know what that -- and yeah and didn't happen."

" And that Opteron is -- right he's done it. -- aboard a young you know everybody. Maybe that's that's what it's it's again."

" We live maybe. One once again at empire back -- We about it well. Well clean it not too weird because that's not through your. We -- you got my step and it's real real we've we've got to visit the guy thinks he's here and here -- guys went through UFO cult like swap the Mississippi you. Leather -- as old man where is not the weather in and rubber suits and -- with them. Is beautiful man we wait ghost on -- whether bigfoot hunting all -- twenty episodes yeah. I still overnight the Vietnamese and right here immunity gotta take a mile -- trial over this great country and show it really is it's it's really excited about the fact that tonight extravaganza. Later on we're gonna make and desperate phone call that Alex -- you know yeah. Immortality rings from emperor on camera come up desperately trying. He'll -- group we gotta come up with something is the you don't know we're gonna cost them what's like the most horrible. Now here's something we can say that we and welcome. Them about something he cares and I guarantee you feel like my computer I think well. -- there. Yeah yeah they -- to use digital automatically rise so no it was the book yet if I raise my mortality rates. Yeah because it depends on what your own cameraman into."

" America's done if cats. Before. I."

" Did you ever since that we move back to -- preferences and found to be used by. I'm so inspired fact that all kinds of important nuggets of wisdom and truth -- you. In fact an army and that's lives are like. -- blogging like query is now and -- down by the bit parallels segment we call blog. Died today take a look in."

" All Big Bang -- blue moon water you're squawking birds right BZ votes. Oh yeah like I've been drawn to your shoulders. All my life and you've always spend. Even after that they got. Aside my cousins playing and that I killed three seagulls might crossbow in -- and coffee can oh by the --"

" That's bad."

" Like that. Based ones are. That electric fields. Well right. As -- and the base. I killed them birds. Vote on the day. The main things -- games yeah yeah. Taken the other look. A husky. Drawn -- Getting horribly heart out of stripper Paul wire board right videotapes there it is in sight of the week also stripped from all follies. I'd like to visit a number and I have these things we did this -- It. --"

" that same move. Let you in the closet legs up there. And hostages come -- like to break out of that is not a good idea. Another issue should call Alex issue. Male readership that's -- say that we are -- purple or shattered -- wanted to program of them broke my you know. -- Yet Yahoo! -- him home and home. It's got a shower rod. And put up living room you're drunk and start climbers but -- anywhere about. You know block nine. Any gals that were there what -- nine you don't do that anybody out there -- and University of Florida and gals put them favorable dorm room called gators now style or. Thanks for speaking to gals take it. Alligator here as the Internet. The I need have -- parts trucked out here -- my wife by using a laptop any you ripped off that pat nor did not. I was in the emblem is terrified birds anyway he and it's lot we're gonna cute girls on it right."

" Every week yak I mean bureau I mean they got them. Well this gal she's on there and I don't know I don't know here before but she looks like she's in some trouble earnings lonely girl. Fifteenth -- my end discount fell hard for nursing her I think that's now fuel. I just got the Internet and -- union right now -- poll. Again you or hello Leo 58 I think she's in trouble on to have to go fine. -- lonely girl."

" The spider -- still awaited by gamers threaten. Beneath me your glittering city unfolds like lattice work -- It comes to straddle this -- the top when. As and a popcorn trail. To not at all right down from them out layer below these you lose jacketed through your hot dusty streets. When I see you. We're gonna go in book."

" And after you. I have strong field that there's a what is."

" Think about when you're outside poetry my window -- truck. And that's alright that day. In in -- definitely -- you like yeah. You know like twelve I don't I don't see what you do that struck looking out is that windows here -- you're not denying that -- but appears to I think -- in trouble. If I'm not right about what -- on him on the page. They keep. Or. Do it that. Let's move along and the let's take a look at the latest exhibit in Martin's museum. Of Internet options as we -- It fleeting dot com. What is silently got yes well in the words of the bad here cyber plating and the place that."

" Internet where beautiful reading a lot of doubt come around. Yeah you -- world where we fantasize about viable artificial human being inflated my neighborhood for the pleasure of their owner. Can dream about using these cells and adult dream about being news. It is that haven't wearers are real late that. -- through. Byword. The next. Very good it's. Here -- thing. Well gigabytes it is art. Moon. And don't look like inflatable rat and pull it. A bit like anything like that you. Wouldn't quit. I think Gilligan's Island says -- I guess it right and those that make yourself comfortable and starts poking yourself. I will do this very slow to have a -- effect on me. You hit -- you want to meet myself on this -- or."

" Now I thought I'd and book how to buy it so terrified. 86 -- we'll let Marines who were beaten out before it right. -- Well. Yeah the real that is my parents and Arizona -- is it. Grant policy here. That. Under its award back back back again. That any gains yet like that there were -- Yet what -- old school math. And he trite pop anytime kind of template that you ever rebel flag doctor. --"

" And the -- parts like thousands gone. Like the real sounds like it's almost like parallels that the evolution video. I'll pause that song. Is like that respects now they have like you know payload finally as well and that's like the Obama did it at the real now. It's amazing. Amazing well we're he's done. That's by -- is what."

" Here and you it's 895. For the initial month that's 695. Every month after that you get that knowledge and and obviously -- pictures so you could do that. Or course you do it for you educated African filed of that right though it. You know it's it is your disease that -- you what you will I think it suburb late development you guys things did you that you gotta get -- mark. -- That it acted at revision history. Dot and we're gonna press call immortality ring inventor Alex true. Right after this word from our sponsor with -- demand. To."

" Accepts in fact it is for occupying Diggnation the most popular online TV show in the world. Coming up this week I'm Diggnation."

" Yeah. -- yeah yeah. Yeah you. Use a little. Gadget. Every day right here -- Revision 3."

" Dot com. And welcome back to in fact what you're logged -- the show you know one of our finger in an American is Alex cue from live forever now back out of course. He's the man behind. The immortality hearings in anxieties as well may you live forever and not only that. We're pretty much heal whatever else so with a renewed doesn't know we're gonna column. -- that we give a dog you're gonna activate called Gator is you probably knows my voice you're gonna have to do a phony invoice was definitely -- just you know let's say he got all kinds of things wrong with. Here and we'll see that. If you say that the rings we'll hear you know you yeah you might be -- really -- snake as we actually believe this stuff. So part -- is beautiful man is bear in beautiful that's. Of them a call and hopefully they'll answer. And."

" You can you. Put speakers with here."

" Well yeah I can hear me. Yes I wanted to orders rings. -- it double question do they really work. Looking in here it is guard to issue. And -- age. Cool well I want to Garrett a bunch scourges your government my prayers get me how bad -- denied the dogs got let me. But those Serbs and from fire scar tissue can you know -- she -- period of a fire scar. How long would that take. Here's I was at a stoplight red geo metro and damned thing just blew up to burn like 75%. Of my -- Can you think that we would have enough -- to get rid of some like that well here's OK -- storage to. You think guys get the rings in the chief bush then. -- course. Gorges bill what about mental problems. You did have mental problems give me this. What about like gay news is sometimes regulate gay and often. In the next you know with -- some Corsican guys in neighboring window down the -- can it cure that is I don't like that. So I'm gonna feel like gay and often I don't want to run I don't want to -- Yeah. What about the voices in my head to jump me to kill my wife and Dermot Mulroney and director Mexico would my -- Douglas. -- super won't sign me up for all three of those damn things generally get them."

" A few days -- the bed Martin Sargent. "

" ego Alex you're about. Already your age he's not alone rings lip. Yeah. Pretty stable. You -- were bounces. What do you do holly -- houses you own now. Just to just do what about you -- and Oakland. -- that's what got bet. That's -- apartment complex theory. It's. Let's it's soon okay. Okay okay there you go look through and I let my kid is amber ma are bright blue."

" It. If -- did. -- I hope you got it well it got well looked. These guys you did have those problems yeah yeah somewhere it got exactly the government -- now you're doing it -- modern medical sizing be it. Message he got -- ministers like that. Yeah -- do it is Marc Andre. Right and rich. That's all the time we have for now we news stories to camp and I -- story. Okay why should short story. For Alex Q and this is the story and --"

" Online poker machines once upon a time there was a man named red who is just not about online -- United drove home from jobs and assistant manager at long still. -- start racing in his palms sweat excitement -- bottom well logging hundreds favorite poker site play Texas hold. You get so excited that the by the time -- maneuvered his 1987 port probe into the design art in his apartment complex. -- The go order popcorn shrimp it's drenched. Reginald hall and quickly is -- put up -- their kids to be part which was never terribly fast. Because of his obesity is now running time. When rock of love -- he would always good. Table to be seen -- players to become virtual poker buddies with the over the years he became so close friends. One night he suggests that the -- me Atlantic City to meet -- real -- a game of poker circus circus. All the other players agreed to go looking bored by meeting up for a weekend away from their wives can thank with -- and jobs. As the weekend finally arrived Reginald could remember being this I didn't. -- very long time. Make you all the more tragic. When he got out of this Ford probe of the circus circus parking lot sweating profusely with a raging erection showing prominently -- but it's. When you really hated woman caves. Because he thought he was going to rape her -- electricity coursing throughout the body and all the sweat. Stopping his heart instantly so he was from all the excitement obesity instead. -- Me."

" I like that yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. If that's the sad tale a little bit it is good story it's -- second."

" That the idea is looking for is that lot of that happens I don't like is by looking forward as something. And then he doesn't make it on the part about how we -- head bumpers and and if as I can be up into the boat rock hard. There."

" Those -- fact and I like the fact my friend Alex Q I hope is that you stop. You know agree it has let's just like to thank you for watching. Don't forget to -- web you have to have premieres Tuesday October ninth at 7 PM eastern right here government and the rate mitigated with -- aren't buying it. Don't get -- By the -- died."

" It was in the -- selling job. You've been watching this into gorgeous absorbing thanks. If you happen you're definitely now expect that you can do that there's nothing at all going to be very effective and that's what you know about you and you call him up and -- Perhaps of course there. Maybe it when capturing. In fact as written by Martin Sargent Jason creative camera audio like Glenn McElhose edited by Barry snowballed and music by cabinet. Having come visit our resident fourth Revision 3 dot. Platform. -- infected."