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" Yes Fairmont to town about 11000 people on the south Central Park Vista."

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" No I'm not I don't -- and actually out in public curator doing something."

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" Now I can't -- little or special madam. Look I'm making appearances Tron. Try not to. Put anymore where on it and -- have to."

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" Well the people of Fairmont probably would disagree."

" Well let this Odyssey yet in the movie came out 1982. You. Ultimately back then when you watch that movie as thought itself almighty god there's some way that I can import myself in that world and become the Tron guy. That would make my life follow this happen."

" That was a lot of that I'm in 82 I would suggest staggering the world us mainframe systems program. I hit just taken a job and it feels like. Three or four months before. And when I went to see Tron it was the first attempt that anybody it may -- showing what went on inside a computer."

" And you always like you know fact fantasize about what went outside the computer you know kind of wondered about what was your it's -- insurance."

" A little bit yes and and -- and I have to admit that -- scenes silly on several levels of -- operators fighting."

" My computer is fighting each other and all the time don't."

" That's just at this. It probably was ahead of its time and a lot of waste is now we have spyware spyware killers and that viruses name virus programs."

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" I was raised to. In the belief that this gentleman does not isn't --"

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" That's my dogs. That's. You know when I went up to. Dispute that are out computers. And it's it's with an Xbox. -- do some real food to computers you know talk about today. I mean. So you're shocked by how name that you achievement when you first put out that tribes are gonna take a walk me. Meet you how that happened and put on his strong suit don't know what was what was the Genesis of this and why did you make that cost -- and where did where for the first time."

" I I had never been this science fiction convention before year. I really hadn't and I went to our first one the year before all this happened. And -- first masquerade dancing of -- that's can't get to. The convention was a combination computer and science fiction convention but it pebble com. But -- it would be the ideal. Source they Costin to do amassed great from being space science fiction movies back computers. That's that the next year scouring eBay for pieces to make faster it will."

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" So it's really it's the scifi genre that's what you really bust out sort of wiggle out the public guy."

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" And put altogether I expected maybe 500 people to ever see that passed."

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" Just for people to comment may be a few friends. But I was working with a friend in New York City -- here it is southern Minnesota we get you know -- it just. Pop over to apartment and show where my latest progress. So I took pictures put up a web page is she is seen as doing tell me what I need you next we offer corrections Mecca."

" And my own business. Our web was this."

" This was in march and April 2004. It is this week before the -- So I put this web page together. In the folks from Slashdot hit run and article a couple of weeks before the comment that they make truck passed it."

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" These guys must be really jealous -- you. They -- these other people who've been dressing like like in trauma costumes before brother must be so jealous you."

" Apple talks a couple of and they've thought it was pretty nifty bit all of the resurgence in interest in Tron."

" That's what they're telling you that your case in your pocket hey -- people who dress like trying to do for the lower part you know."

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" I think so but what really surprised me was that after the first wave of duration past."

" All of these tensions started started turning to be positive and now has occasionally get the crank it anonymous email. But most of the time people right -- and yet it's a great casting."

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" Elvis -- it that they they're looking at. Although anymore it's kind of hard to tell if there interest in the past they were interested in me -- that yet when and chancellor."

" Don't tell -- don't matter -- and it somebody. Girls are the interest in hooking up with Internet solutions because that was the case get the date went that well okay. Our. Ten. So I've you have ever try Internet dating I mean you looked at the ivy. Big big audience listened your dog is like an opportunity for years are put put it out there I mean you wanna meet a girl."

" At this point. Priest says but where I am."

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" You know what you do the Internet and make your profile you put up pictures you of the fraud outfit."

" I didn't try it since but it a try yet."

" Who should do that usually do that fact I got a site or we talked about earlier in the show at the site called track passions dot com you might with that no I'm. Actually -- and this is at an -- dating site for guys and girls who are big -- five things do you would be such -- dot if you put I mean. Believe me go up on that site put up your profile on you it's almost as well."

" Days. I just put it I just entered it however. -- Although I'm just surprised that picture out front page isn't isn't and Orion. Slight girl."

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" There's a lot of discussion a lot of rumors flying around about and I know that."

" Out it's all over the message boards do it. You gotta get a part of that's how that's a blogger and I -- are you gonna get report that."

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" He in I have had this discussion he knows but I'm interest. Whether -- turning anything. Like it yeah."

" Tell the honors at two I'll put you're the target that didn't Tron 2.0. Absolutely. OR. Aspect here. That's the -- and that's such a pleasure talking with the Tron guy true Internet celebrity and a true American. -- appreciate it -- thank you so much for being non infected. The hot seat spectrum and I think that. I think we've learned a lot from and I think the reviewers have to. Well I sure -- so. Right and thanks lab money and yeah compared the Tron guy who got to go check out his site is that Tron guy. Dot net -- try I mean it's -- you what is wrong. --"

" I've learned about the -- Peter Pan guy let's jump slugger like I've got almost all of people they have. Wonderful hearts that -- proud people. I agree I days sweet. Well you know what. That was a great discussion but at this point I want a lot in the might shed. And see if I've got the materials out there to build it yet -- boycotts do. I'm hoping that might help you. Well we're gonna be right back after this word from our sponsor with my Hollywood right Orlando Bloom. If he has some perspective on how -- might find."

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" Every time he saw a woman at grocery store in the longer matter it CompUSA he thought about how much you wanted her. All the wonderful things he'd like to do that her. Not dirty things like dry hopping or -- (%expletive) hear -- sweet thoughtful things like how he'd like to -- to better to a romantic little Italian restaurant in Newark later affectionate poetry here by accurate hit. But any time and who got up the gumption to ask -- allow it worker at church you're it is unix users group he always lost his nerve at the last minute. Asking them what they thought was gonna happen on the next episode of lost instead. So if you decide to try Internet day. They can ask out of girl via email and press the send button before checking. Enough so we join the dating site paid -- subscriptions being built a very sweet thoughtful profile even going down this years to get you. Pictures of himself taken to post that's profile. And started sending thoughtful notes to the -- and on the dating site. And -- the first you didn't respond finally agree with the handle PBW. For -- he prints that seventeen did. You want the most beautiful girl and you would ever seen and you with a lot of remote accounts that are notes which kind of turn it off. But nonetheless when asked her to meet him at the small Italian restaurant for dinner -- yes. It's that. And the date and -- that's sweater and slacks off well is from the supermarket. And headed to the restaurant. You're sure that your withstand about. But sure enough about five minutes that three sect not the nice corner table with only black candle she walked it. And truth be told -- look even worse that she did her profile picture. Had to laugh so grating and while it's several couples that -- that has to be receded on the other side of the restaurant. And you'd care it was his first date he was -- hat. After dinner at which the girl -- a tremendous amount of including a double portion of."

" It works that was funny animal and chocolate. Ed you asked -- if you'd like to come back to his apartment for a cup of coffee. She said yes. Well thought and you now fully erect and showing it -- with slats this is the best night of my life a real woman in my apartment. In fact the night was so special for Andrew. That soon after they got there he decided he never wanted it. So -- bound and gagged. With twice and duct tape. For the next four years and who treated her like a princess. Writing her poetry cooking for her. -- Now I don't know if you're supposed to repeatedly by the rate of princess. But Andrew didn't care. He wasn't only anymore it's still is because the kernel is still there it probably will be. Until she dies of old age."

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" Yes Fairmont to town about 11000 people on the south Central Park Vista."

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" No I'm not I don't -- and actually out in public curator doing something."

" Now it is not public to me like we don't Wal-Mart or maybe not to the Pizza Hut buffet you aware of that kind of thing."

" Now I can't -- little or special madam. Look I'm making appearances Tron. Try not to. Put anymore where on it and -- have to."

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" Well the people of Fairmont probably would disagree."

" Well let this Odyssey yet in the movie came out 1982. You. Ultimately back then when you watch that movie as thought itself almighty god there's some way that I can import myself in that world and become the Tron guy. That would make my life follow this happen."

" That was a lot of that I'm in 82 I would suggest staggering the world us mainframe systems program. I hit just taken a job and it feels like. Three or four months before. And when I went to see Tron it was the first attempt that anybody it may -- showing what went on inside a computer."

" And you always like you know fact fantasize about what went outside the computer you know kind of wondered about what was your it's -- insurance."

" A little bit yes and and -- and I have to admit that -- scenes silly on several levels of -- operators fighting."

" My computer is fighting each other and all the time don't."

" That's just at this. It probably was ahead of its time and a lot of waste is now we have spyware spyware killers and that viruses name virus programs."

" None of it was Gartner that this data here today. Gator I do very well on his rarer still the same way about -- we don't let and 82 just turn prison cells. I wouldn't try to make it suits him and just I can yeah on jumpsuit. Time did is that sort of a checkered past few days. I'll straighten Aaron how bloody though that well isn't that chicken the child. Or Cindy more government and are."

" Yes and I have to tell you folks that he's still got it now. She is yet she still --"

" Issues now this is all happened between you and Aaron. It was that fireworks on."

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" And -- and -- you elaborate a little bit."

" I was raised to. In the belief that this gentleman does not isn't --"

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" That since this is a very nice lady. And he of course you know she was also lacing under all the -- Yep that's saying -- light."

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" Yeah and see if that. And -- the way she tells it she is she has fans of any track and as a prominent never the point."

" So you can imagine. I can imagine that you're you're you're not a computer tax revenues that you're getting mainframes back in 1982 is that is that still lot of work that you're in."

" That's still what I'm doing I'm working these days as a computer consultant."

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" Actually I am a Mac OS ten person. You mainly because to me anymore computer's -- tool -- for computers I want to fiddle around with yet limits. But I wanted them -- machines get some real work done that doesn't involve playing with a computer it's a Mac."

" That's my dogs. That's. You know when I went up to. Dispute that are out computers. And it's it's with an Xbox. -- do some real food to computers you know talk about today. I mean. So you're shocked by how name that you achievement when you first put out that tribes are gonna take a walk me. Meet you how that happened and put on his strong suit don't know what was what was the Genesis of this and why did you make that cost -- and where did where for the first time."

" I I had never been this science fiction convention before year. I really hadn't and I went to our first one the year before all this happened. And -- first masquerade dancing of -- that's can't get to. The convention was a combination computer and science fiction convention but it pebble com. But -- it would be the ideal. Source they Costin to do amassed great from being space science fiction movies back computers. That's that the next year scouring eBay for pieces to make faster it will."

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" So it's really it's the scifi genre that's what you really bust out sort of wiggle out the public guy."

" In and I spent the year collecting the pieces that this step back I'll leave they have all the heart pieces all the horror parts but element. The -- the."

" And backed out all those pieces off the day in -- the unit -- diet to match the thing that used and everything else."

" And put altogether I expected maybe 500 people to ever see that passed."

" That just the people at the --"

" Just for people to comment may be a few friends. But I was working with a friend in New York City -- here it is southern Minnesota we get you know -- it just. Pop over to apartment and show where my latest progress. So I took pictures put up a web page is she is seen as doing tell me what I need you next we offer corrections Mecca."

" And my own business. Our web was this."

" This was in march and April 2004. It is this week before the -- So I put this web page together. In the folks from Slashdot hit run and article a couple of weeks before the comment that they make truck passed it."

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" These guys must be really jealous -- you. They -- these other people who've been dressing like like in trauma costumes before brother must be so jealous you."

" Apple talks a couple of and they've thought it was pretty nifty bit all of the resurgence in interest in Tron."

" That's what they're telling you that your case in your pocket hey -- people who dress like trying to do for the lower part you know."

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" Andy not pick up on ladies yeah undersized and I use this particular ways to look. There -- in the ladies that's really what we've had you on the show tonight it or pick your brain about. But how to best pick up ladies but you set your on Slashdot but I know that happened to us last night also got far right."

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" I think so but what really surprised me was that after the first wave of duration past."

" All of these tensions started started turning to be positive and now has occasionally get the crank it anonymous email. But most of the time people right -- and yet it's a great casting."

" It lot of anger is constantly has cut to change yeah that's got to the chase you gotta get a lot town that costs right. I've had to do offer up -- offers. I think that. And you let. We're well I'll let them have exactly you're exactly especially when you're at -- because I would imagine that's like for his -- a married man. No I'm not quite -- girlfriend. -- have you ever had a girlfriend. Yeah yeah okay get. So how the people -- react if you like the women folk went on and when you when you're not one of those pods and this is on. Some beautiful woman and somewhat for -- it's constant like some claim she walks up Tron guy if you can't known cancerous melanoma. She yeah I've -- I was network."

" Elvis -- it that they they're looking at. Although anymore it's kind of hard to tell if there interest in the past they were interested in me -- that yet when and chancellor."

" Don't tell -- don't matter -- and it somebody. Girls are the interest in hooking up with Internet solutions because that was the case get the date went that well okay. Our. Ten. So I've you have ever try Internet dating I mean you looked at the ivy. Big big audience listened your dog is like an opportunity for years are put put it out there I mean you wanna meet a girl."

" At this point. Priest says but where I am."

" I don't blame him out of finding it giggled like and a station today you're satisfied with these -- You're you're satisfied with being trotted dressed up and let live with melodramatic. -- So a lot of college."

" Oh yeah. And I think that it that it woke -- so eventually when it does bowel abrasive and everybody everything -- Saunders yeah. I have I have tried a couple of times although. It's been mainly the it at -- they -- serious."

" You know what you do the Internet and make your profile you put up pictures you of the fraud outfit."

" I didn't try it since but it a try yet."

" Who should do that usually do that fact I got a site or we talked about earlier in the show at the site called track passions dot com you might with that no I'm. Actually -- and this is at an -- dating site for guys and girls who are big -- five things do you would be such -- dot if you put I mean. Believe me go up on that site put up your profile on you it's almost as well."

" Days. I just put it I just entered it however. -- Although I'm just surprised that picture out front page isn't isn't and Orion. Slight girl."

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" There's a lot of discussion a lot of rumors flying around about and I know that."

" Out it's all over the message boards do it. You gotta get a part of that's how that's a blogger and I -- are you gonna get report that."

" Don't know. I did note that statement whispers exactly did the original is involved at some level in the way they're gonna -- is doing."

" He in I have had this discussion he knows but I'm interest. Whether -- turning anything. Like it yeah."

" Tell the honors at two I'll put you're the target that didn't Tron 2.0. Absolutely. OR. Aspect here. That's the -- and that's such a pleasure talking with the Tron guy true Internet celebrity and a true American. -- appreciate it -- thank you so much for being non infected. The hot seat spectrum and I think that. I think we've learned a lot from and I think the reviewers have to. Well I sure -- so. Right and thanks lab money and yeah compared the Tron guy who got to go check out his site is that Tron guy. Dot net -- try I mean it's -- you what is wrong. --"

" I've learned about the -- Peter Pan guy let's jump slugger like I've got almost all of people they have. Wonderful hearts that -- proud people. I agree I days sweet. Well you know what. That was a great discussion but at this point I want a lot in the might shed. And see if I've got the materials out there to build it yet -- boycotts do. I'm hoping that might help you. Well we're gonna be right back after this word from our sponsor with my Hollywood right Orlando Bloom. If he has some perspective on how -- might find."

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" Alright -- welcome back to the infected hot date well surprisingly. That Tron guy did not answer all of my questions about how -- fighting. Meaningful relations with the one -- this week. It was wonderful guy we're very happy to have on the show but I know somebody who might be able to answer any lingering questions I do I'm talking of course about my Hollywood pal Orlando Bloom. With his segment lights. Camera. Orlando."

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" Every time he saw a woman at grocery store in the longer matter it CompUSA he thought about how much you wanted her. All the wonderful things he'd like to do that her. Not dirty things like dry hopping or -- (%expletive) hear -- sweet thoughtful things like how he'd like to -- to better to a romantic little Italian restaurant in Newark later affectionate poetry here by accurate hit. But any time and who got up the gumption to ask -- allow it worker at church you're it is unix users group he always lost his nerve at the last minute. Asking them what they thought was gonna happen on the next episode of lost instead. So if you decide to try Internet day. They can ask out of girl via email and press the send button before checking. Enough so we join the dating site paid -- subscriptions being built a very sweet thoughtful profile even going down this years to get you. Pictures of himself taken to post that's profile. And started sending thoughtful notes to the -- and on the dating site. And -- the first you didn't respond finally agree with the handle PBW. For -- he prints that seventeen did. You want the most beautiful girl and you would ever seen and you with a lot of remote accounts that are notes which kind of turn it off. But nonetheless when asked her to meet him at the small Italian restaurant for dinner -- yes. It's that. And the date and -- that's sweater and slacks off well is from the supermarket. And headed to the restaurant. You're sure that your withstand about. But sure enough about five minutes that three sect not the nice corner table with only black candle she walked it. And truth be told -- look even worse that she did her profile picture. Had to laugh so grating and while it's several couples that -- that has to be receded on the other side of the restaurant. And you'd care it was his first date he was -- hat. After dinner at which the girl -- a tremendous amount of including a double portion of."

" It works that was funny animal and chocolate. Ed you asked -- if you'd like to come back to his apartment for a cup of coffee. She said yes. Well thought and you now fully erect and showing it -- with slats this is the best night of my life a real woman in my apartment. In fact the night was so special for Andrew. That soon after they got there he decided he never wanted it. So -- bound and gagged. With twice and duct tape. For the next four years and who treated her like a princess. Writing her poetry cooking for her. -- Now I don't know if you're supposed to repeatedly by the rate of princess. But Andrew didn't care. He wasn't only anymore it's still is because the kernel is still there it probably will be. Until she dies of old age."

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