Is there a race of reptilian humanoids living below the earth's surface? According to our cryptozoologist friend, you bet your sweet iguana tail there is. No word on whether they taste like chicken yet, but we'll keep you posted.

Still slick from the womb, Infected started its life with blinding momentum. In fact, in no time it had reached the lofty position of #1 on the iTunes podcasting charts. But since then our once proud show, its formerly magnificent veneer of afterbirth now congealed and sticky with the detritus of reality, has crashed so horribly that it can only hobble, bloody and scarred, towards imminent cancellation. It even now routinely mixes metaphors to an embarrassing degree.

Its trajectory, in fact, has been quite accurately likened by some scholars of new media to this nitwit. But there are still glints of what once was, in the form of Stripper Pole Follies and websites devoted to big-ass crabs.

Plus, the new book Runnin' Leg: Gator's Guide to Getting Sex promises to get you laid. That can't be all bad.

And then there is this week's guest: esteemed cryptozoologist John Rhodes who devotes his research to proving the existence of reptilian lizard people living beneath the earth's surface. You know what? You can't do much better than that.

So maybe there still is hope for this show, and with your continued support, we might be able to resuscitate it yet.

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