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" Well you know -- says turn out to -- believe how many people showing up. Okay. Hey they're both -- and dig nation it'll. But. This. But Edward -- iMac. Where's our right back to where we started sitting here getting lively drug going to fill in bar yet just like when we Mac you run the battery not -- panel -- round -- must manually is."

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" Well let's get up and back down really don't want KG double hockey stick to the show prepare here for ya. I -- bits are fit yet and very likely our last it's out lucky Jim lot of back thanks a lot of that. Well as the leader would be appropriate to have want to mark Kramer yeah join us on the -- to write the story inventor of immortality rings. Alex she is going to be here. -- That might have -- right now. That. You -- look at my guide David but kmart's not even the can't find buck and bar because map margulies and -- In his car Phoenix Seattle and this guy get that in regs don't give you eternal life he also invented the gorgeous I don't know that'll make you super model LaMont. You -- of the machine that we -- handicapped tonight on this program he is Don bell his newest technology. He calls it spell casting. Well which I don't think anyone heard what I does that. He's embedded technology that -- that's ballas I'm not gonna see that Larry King monkey creepy old man I'm ripper from growing -- he's not someone up in his."

" They'll be better -- each each of me is a machine cute handicaps and yet lab Lawrence as big copper. Headgear put unplug it and you. When you plug in the -- my life I'm paranoid around aren't put on his head start shaking and prominent mountain detect obvious that it went really ready for the open market yet but here's and."

" Alex's it was very scale that's gonna come on the show today and and unveiled new technologies -- people who don't know what can do that is very part of its in the wrong hands don't know what would happen. So are actually very lucky to be talking about this on the show tonight it's it's really big Q we -- the derby nobody here -- capable -- ours on here. So could hack well dragon to visit Dallas there at that. So you're starting get back to our roots tonight we're not gonna have any videos on the show we're not gonna have any highly produced dance it's just gonna be like we used to -- back -- the -- litigator in our -- and -- burden and cameramen Joey there. -- it around get wildly drunken and it talking (%expletive) about stuff we really don't have any any business argument you know download opera that's what we're gonna do on the show. And now the -- on the show we're gonna make a very big announcement. The drive through again yeah."

" It is that I went back let's yeah I got back -- All right a new service promises londoners that they'll have to spend much less time looking for the way it. Thanks to accept -- a toilet finding service for cell phone users. Pure theater goers shoppers of public of the London's West Bank cannot tax the word toilet and receive a -- back with the address to the nearest public facility. Officials say that they hope the service will stop people from urinating in alleyways seeing some 10000. Gallons of urine. And up in Westminster street each year. Yeah I believe that well but when that's when I wouldn't mind. We'll now and -- I had not been curious. I -- night to -- that's red phone book in the military -- unbelievable not I mean that was well worth -- any IRA bombing Abner."

" I believe. I -- day if they rate the toads has you know it's like -- weird like kind of public television real nice you know become one just like movement -- yeah. You funny as public does it it can go either way it's a bad one. You know it and it came via face fate worse than debt and Edward Campbell a stay here while down without I don't know I would take my pants off all of them. And yes magazine."

" It's not like everything goes and about being like with the guys like this to be doing drugs and yeah I think there's an active service throughout the idea you've taxed like drug toilet like outside of the -- drugs they have cameras and post it online and let -- quit using drugs. For yeah. Would you use sort of hello cell -- there -- without you find a bathroom."

" And I don't know what I use -- I would I would. I would submit deliberately to that but it did tell it there's -- you want to do more than just like Nelson -- about it -- as they -- if I got to dial nine."

" 11 for the equivalent of taking a pets you know that the -- equivalent I don't know why it was going to use the things hooligans than Monday and you think that's what that the guy got -- are gonna get on my cell phone put up. -- another thumping hello comes from I think that I'll pull."

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" Welcome to in the infected fiftieth anniversary blocked now. My -- ran in the story didn't manager of immortality -- the machine they have the handicaps and the gorgeous belt from live forever now doc I'm here is inventor. Alex Q I."

" You party done so much for humanity. Helping people live forever healing -- handicaps making them beautiful cordless today but today you are here on -- what maybe perhaps your greatest invention today. Spell casting. The well it does about his podcasting thing."

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" Madonna fall in love with the what would you do with their which can't atmosphere after so. Ask for money what do you mean."

" Yeah I think that's an electable. That he. Come to you but -- after -- money first you know ask for money you know you can lower your house music Madonna. And you love me back up and I. We get them all -- give me -- little -- scratch. -- look -- much you don't let us he's doing what about you don't -- yeah young girls like whoever you know and I'm. Yeah yeah. Ever you know however that it will -- got rich you've written about him table I take it. -- just came -- dvds that I don't get it without ever Daley's city like ATM machines yeah. You -- Alex is nothing new dvd that teaches people how they can also and then it. In the apartment last night. Yeah remarking nothin' -- Alex how are things you that is why. It made in Canada yeah."

" I don't know thank you won't be here at 2 o'clock. You dimensional multiple three -- because you're heartbroken over an open -- as -- the Arctic. And blogs like you you invented teleport it and you can teleport here."

" And then bathtub is just theory yeah stretched upward -- cut out court process. Rebel a couple of they don't go it teleport over Oakland well the whole -- as cut and the -- technology if you've been back to you about that and immortality. Spell casting the gorgeous well. Super if you block. Among the machine Hilemon -- what do you think is about one. I would be goers probably -- what is the right to tell me what you mean -- announcer how about almost ten years now and you. You let younger and more beautiful there are numerous. You are adamantly operable but yeah. Yeah. And you're gonna have a lot."

" That either it's it's yeah we're oriented how we're gonna share -- genius of one lucky member of our audience we're gonna give you a parent and mortality rates. If you get -- there. The following trivia question the first person -- this wins it. Which of the following technologies. Has Alex -- not invented. It. Space station. Be accurate vision C teleport -- Right you're wrong and Alex -- about -- they've already got an yeah. You set aside that -- in -- pocket the."

" Back then I didn't want."

" Well. Your Saturday afternoon -- its umbilical that you're not gonna do you have you into account through the only two people still living at the other."

" I cannot accommodate that don't go to this -- updating you walk away you're gonna live forever yeah."

" The plug it happened here on the show Kerry and edginess."

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" I don't do it. Because yeah."

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" People if you go back if you want all that you episodes again you'll see that I've left little reason to them so much like Leonardo Da Vinci and we and the last. And if you go to study those who will be granted the key to the users who -- machines plus."

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" Infected has brought you by GoDaddy got top big savings out all your web hosting needs. Enter the promo code -- Hello and welcome to infected -- online television equivalent of that lovely guy who -- bad street drugs -- the key it was 1987. Toyota crested out. In the Philippines Stalinist add dive bar because they think they'll make it quick witted and charming. When in reality it just makes it more witchy and weird. In the yet more totally alone. I'm in nets Martin Sargent. "

" Can -- help. But I'm not gonna don't get good. Every one."

" I dark and the end Boeing edge of the good ship infected do you believe I can't believe I get ugly if not a lot of them anyway is terribly depressing ride as."

" That we can call day yeah yet been it's been interesting you know on their did too much. Entered tech TV touched up ordinance on there now -- you know it is a lot of your product life."

" Well you know -- says turn out to -- believe how many people showing up. Okay. Hey they're both -- and dig nation it'll. But. This. But Edward -- iMac. Where's our right back to where we started sitting here getting lively drug going to fill in bar yet just like when we Mac you run the battery not -- panel -- round -- must manually is."

" Of course -- and I that you to persuade him then measures. And then we only made up after about your pickle day at the Mars Saturn and we really shots that's wafers in I want me. We think karaoke. Usually the tiger like fourteenth and every time network and -- and up back -- straight. Did not. Yet. -- tired -- reports on the night if you let me more -- every time."

" Well let's get up and back down really don't want KG double hockey stick to the show prepare here for ya. I -- bits are fit yet and very likely our last it's out lucky Jim lot of back thanks a lot of that. Well as the leader would be appropriate to have want to mark Kramer yeah join us on the -- to write the story inventor of immortality rings. Alex she is going to be here. -- That might have -- right now. That. You -- look at my guide David but kmart's not even the can't find buck and bar because map margulies and -- In his car Phoenix Seattle and this guy get that in regs don't give you eternal life he also invented the gorgeous I don't know that'll make you super model LaMont. You -- of the machine that we -- handicapped tonight on this program he is Don bell his newest technology. He calls it spell casting. Well which I don't think anyone heard what I does that. He's embedded technology that -- that's ballas I'm not gonna see that Larry King monkey creepy old man I'm ripper from growing -- he's not someone up in his."

" They'll be better -- each each of me is a machine cute handicaps and yet lab Lawrence as big copper. Headgear put unplug it and you. When you plug in the -- my life I'm paranoid around aren't put on his head start shaking and prominent mountain detect obvious that it went really ready for the open market yet but here's and."

" Alex's it was very scale that's gonna come on the show today and and unveiled new technologies -- people who don't know what can do that is very part of its in the wrong hands don't know what would happen. So are actually very lucky to be talking about this on the show tonight it's it's really big Q we -- the derby nobody here -- capable -- ours on here. So could hack well dragon to visit Dallas there at that. So you're starting get back to our roots tonight we're not gonna have any videos on the show we're not gonna have any highly produced dance it's just gonna be like we used to -- back -- the -- litigator in our -- and -- burden and cameramen Joey there. -- it around get wildly drunken and it talking (%expletive) about stuff we really don't have any any business argument you know download opera that's what we're gonna do on the show. And now the -- on the show we're gonna make a very big announcement. The drive through again yeah."

" It is that I went back let's yeah I got back -- All right a new service promises londoners that they'll have to spend much less time looking for the way it. Thanks to accept -- a toilet finding service for cell phone users. Pure theater goers shoppers of public of the London's West Bank cannot tax the word toilet and receive a -- back with the address to the nearest public facility. Officials say that they hope the service will stop people from urinating in alleyways seeing some 10000. Gallons of urine. And up in Westminster street each year. Yeah I believe that well but when that's when I wouldn't mind. We'll now and -- I had not been curious. I -- night to -- that's red phone book in the military -- unbelievable not I mean that was well worth -- any IRA bombing Abner."

" I believe. I -- day if they rate the toads has you know it's like -- weird like kind of public television real nice you know become one just like movement -- yeah. You funny as public does it it can go either way it's a bad one. You know it and it came via face fate worse than debt and Edward Campbell a stay here while down without I don't know I would take my pants off all of them. And yes magazine."

" It's not like everything goes and about being like with the guys like this to be doing drugs and yeah I think there's an active service throughout the idea you've taxed like drug toilet like outside of the -- drugs they have cameras and post it online and let -- quit using drugs. For yeah. Would you use sort of hello cell -- there -- without you find a bathroom."

" And I don't know what I use -- I would I would. I would submit deliberately to that but it did tell it there's -- you want to do more than just like Nelson -- about it -- as they -- if I got to dial nine."

" 11 for the equivalent of taking a pets you know that the -- equivalent I don't know why it was going to use the things hooligans than Monday and you think that's what that the guy got -- are gonna get on my cell phone put up. -- another thumping hello comes from I think that I'll pull."

" I think if you take that with that river that it pertains to go through londoners artists like. You drive that out it is just solid is this. Is being cocaine but it. I think I'll believe they're going to cancel the show."

" I mean is not entertainment the track. If you glad you admirable and went on yeah. And I gave her -- you still want to Patrick -- their credit cards like there aren't easy though about it today keeping all the youngsters from common and thank you very much about your enemy is -- men love Jonathan install of guy's -- you bet even parking your truck outside my place stealing my wireless and that look -- younger of them again only time -- ever stolen from my -- Bloomberg did you work. You pretty impressive and it it was this piece of plastic. So. Thirty is that not the -- Jackie news is they're finale finds that look at these minor women it's about a tradition on the show you come on the storm and we can you tell us who even look at that week in almost nightly I'll gainers counts yeah so ornaments that that who needs the -- up their security he found this."

" Menu live vicariously through me the from wild and free we've got to be up for us. Truthfully I've been looking at this chaotic complicated card -- Because she as the show I was at the airport Internet that -- and launch gets home TV show better. Our -- home as ours do that -- feel strongly about me elementary this phone."

" I dig zero upon that can -- I estimate virulent others in the -- things that we talk about. You're missing. The bigger deal they can kinda Jesus it's like video there. Them to do your -- from space."

" It's a great alternative -- ago Kim okay him. Tonight I stand on the ridge beneath -- very -- moves. Beneath me you're glitter stadium hold the lettuce workers dollars. Since Verizon -- beyond your hot desert floor. Yes hello. Back fat babies are. Tonight -- hour ride down Vermont not layer and we'll be there your hot dusty streets when -- I'm gonna slather you plug it pre order -- awkward triple your blood. They don't go ahead. Outside the Mac motherboard through fifth pop --"

" But the thumbnail is it your truck outside my apartment. Universities to use your passion -- Poachers. Girls and look. Forward to refute. And thank you -- the particular. Pump -- well we haven't done this so long time was when I'm playing game. We there is and it's going to be battles that you have those nods (%expletive) hard to come up with a good game we got -- without it again. And we're gonna play and the good game affected thoughts but we're gonna play it anyway I mean (%expletive) the last episode right. So -- if you up. Look for -- a monopoly is you're gonna play -- aren't they're gonna -- that the game is called connected so the studio do you think it's of the game called me dirty dirty or bowl here's how it works I'll say a word or phrase can you tell me if that word or phrase is the in development code name. From Microsoft product sexual slang or -- Got it down work. So for example -- have long warned. You -- bulk of longhorn was the code name for Windows Vista and a long penis from analyst at -- According to them with slang dictionary jackets on yet is that the -- like replied as is that is not a very nice place okay I can't possibly get I got -- and your music down please and thank you -- Here is the router is your first launch all right snowball. Snowball is that through her dirty horrible."

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" Summary written and -- on the computer rest of --"

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" Gotta pick a -- snowbird and enjoyed -- trying to get a woman from a one legged pigeon club and around outside the bar. We'll be right back with the world. And invented. Thank you know I have to learn from our sponsor everyday."

" A singer and activist Bogle."

" I'm Mya Angelo."

" Well durable will roll me."

" Her Tyson back --"

" Well there you have win."

" The F Jack yeah let -- ever read that we did is they. Each day in the please send it infected."

" Please sir Evelyn Foote did they say the fact -- now he's inflicted. In fact. That is. You get and also -- loses."

" Yeah Manilow and."

" And yeah. You. -- that you hated it and we how punishment which let them out of there aren't and that causes. Stop red and green. Raging. -- after my."

" Welcome to in the infected fiftieth anniversary blocked now. My -- ran in the story didn't manager of immortality -- the machine they have the handicaps and the gorgeous belt from live forever now doc I'm here is inventor. Alex Q I."

" You party done so much for humanity. Helping people live forever healing -- handicaps making them beautiful cordless today but today you are here on -- what maybe perhaps your greatest invention today. Spell casting. The well it does about his podcasting thing."

" Well basically it's. I discovered on mugglenet. The mine would control people's fortunes for example karma works this way if you make people hate you and more people would. -- Would convince you then your your your fortune would go down it's like credit score. The more the more people link that Haiti knew that they'll -- fortune get it is definitely true you know because now there's a lot of people hate him. I try not make people hate me so you know it's also my my -- kind you know. It isn't here that's like there's this is a technology that literally cast spells on people like love spells. Right right liar calls magic missiles that happening right -- so basically its its like if you want to cast is now person. You called a piece of paper it's designed. Can make you subconsciously. Believe in the paper. Okay eagle -- rice for example if you wanna make someone. Miserable if you want to -- solid -- you know people write stuff like. He is gonna get sick because because if you write stuff like that -- looks like you're just reading off a magazine itself it is write them a piece of paper -- have to be design certainly you have to be designed at that psychologist models -- what I know it's it's it's very it's very complicated you have to read a piece of paper. In -- its design a certain way. Yeah it's like. It's that's subconsciously it just yeah just perceive it and you police believe that it -- this oh yes and announce any kind that you're an example let's and -- somebody's network. Cast aluminum -- Yeah. I."

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" I don't do it. Because yeah."

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