The latest from Infected by Martin Sargent: Episode 50 - The Final Voyage

Episode 49 - The End Is Near
November 29th, 2007 - Well, it's been a fun ride, but it looks more and more like the Good Ship Infected can no longer weather the stormy seas. Hurricane Jim just proved too hellish for our proud captain and crew.

Revision3/Infected Party Saturday - 12/1/2007
November 28th, 2007 - Join Martin, Gator, and your favorite Revision3 personalities for a live taping of Infected this Saturday, December 1, in San Francisco.

Episode 48 - Drinking With Fark.com's Drew Curtis
November 15th, 2007 - In this crushingly decent episode of Infected, Fark.com founder Drew Curtis stops by the Sarge Shack for some enlightened discussion about the news, beer, and girls.

Episode 47 - Infect The Vote!
November 8th, 2007 - The presidential election is one year away, but The Infected Army is already picking its candidate.

Episode 46 - The Infected Halloween Treat
November 1st, 2007 - You know what the real meaning of Halloween is? Fun! Just kidding. It's deviltry and wickedness. Regardless, the annual Infected Halloween Party has it all, from tasty treats to filthy, wet tricks.

Episode 45 - Big Glitter, Big Fire
October 25th, 2007 - Martin and The Gator return to The Stardust Rodeo to relive the splendor of their L.A. lifestyles and are joined by entertainment reporter Johnny O'Bannion. Though maybe Gator should have been more careful about where h...

Episode 44 - The Inspiration
October 18th, 2007 - If the world has you by the tail and is dragging you through the fetid sewers behind your ex-girlfriend's house as she watches laughing with her new man toy, this episode of Infected will turn it all around. Get inspired...

Episode 43 - Gator is The Lizard King
October 11th, 2007 - Is there a race of reptilian humanoids living below the earth's surface? According to our cryptozoologist friend, you bet your sweet iguana tail there is. No word on whether they taste like chicken yet, but we'll keep yo...

Episode 42 - Forsaken
October 4th, 2007 - An episode of Infected that's such a sweet and delicous treat, children will find DVD copies of it in their Easter baskets. Those who don't will be mericlessly teased at school and perhaps killed on the bus.

Episode 41 - We Shall Overcome
September 27th, 2007 - The forces of darkness continue their diabolical plans to snuff out the pure white light of Infected, but Martin and The Gator have drawn their fiery swords and girded their loins for battle...

Episode 40 - Staying Afloat
September 21st, 2007 - Struggling to keep the show above water, Martin and The Gator fight the murderous riptide formed in the wake of Hurricane Jim (the new uber-boss at Revision3) by reviving some of the classic bits that made Infected #1 on...

Episode 39 - Laura Swisher is Still Hot!
September 13th, 2007 - Martin de-stains a spot on the Sarge Sofa for his former TV pal and sometime lover Laura Swisher, who tells us about her new shows TurboVision and The Burning Question at TV.com. Plus a DragonCon fashion critique!

Episode 38 - The Infected Pleasure Special
August 31st, 2007 - Martin and The Gator welcome America's Pleasure Coach, Dr. Sadie Allison, to learn some high tech masturbation tips. Plus, turns out Gator's not dead after all.

Episode 37 - Gator Dies
August 17th, 2007 - Digg CEO and Revision3 Chairman-of-the-Board Jay Adelson guest hosts this bittersweet edition of Infected, offering insight not only into how you too can become an Internet billionaire, but also into Kevin Rose's drunkin...

Episode 36 - Touched by a Wizard
August 3rd, 2007 - Huzzah! In this magical installment of Infected, powerful wizard Blackwolf Dragonmaster, Duke of Talisker rides in on his filthy broomstick to plumb the depths of death metal, Harry Potter, Dungeons & Dragons, and, to a ...

Episode 35 - It's San Franfected!
July 20th, 2007 - Martin and Gator take a break from Hollywood and head to Old San Francisco Town for the summer, not just to beat the heat but also to try to embezzle some of web wunderkind Kevin Rose's millions. Plus, another genius ent...

Episode 34 - Infected 1985
July 6th, 2007 - Martin and The Gator roll back time to the golden age of Amiga computers, the 8-bit Nintendo and Windows 1.0, set to the white hot rhymes (emphasis on white) of our remarkably talented guest The Average Home Boy. All thi...

Episode 33 - The Infected eCommerce Fire Sale
June 15th, 2007 - So you've got Martin, Gator and Johnny O'Bannion saying weird and funny things about eCommerce. No big deal. But what you really need to know is that there's this grandmother in Utah who hadn't had sex in 15 years so she...

Episode 32 - The Infected Festival of Books
June 1st, 2007 - In addition to being America's foremost authorities on technology, Martin and The Gator are great readers. And they bring this passion for the written word to the first annual Infected Festival of Books. Drew Curtis, fou...

Episode 31 - The Infected UFO Abductathon
May 18th, 2007 - Extraterrestrials. Do they exist? According to our esteemed guest Michael Horn, the authorized American media representative of perhaps the world's best known contactee, a Swiss, one-armed farmer by name of Billy Meier, ...

Episode 30 - The Infected Poo Spectacular
May 4th, 2007 - Everyone poos, but not everyone thinks so deeply and speaks so impassionedly about poos and their impact on the soul of our great nation as Martin and The Gator. Except, perhaps, PoopReport.com founder Dave Praeger, who ...

Episode 29 - Infected Bigfoot Special
April 20th, 2007 - Former TechTV funnyman Scott Herriott stops by to discuss his impassioned hunt for Sasquatch, his own personal white whale. And he shows us footage he shot in the deep woods that he believes proves the existence of the h...

Episode 28 - Pure Entertainment!
April 6th, 2007 - In what may well be the most finely wrought, criticially adored episode of Infected to date, Martin and the Gator give audience to their entertainment industry pals. Immortality Rings inventor Alex Chiu nimbly reviews fi...

Episode 27 - The Infected Pornography Special
March 26th, 2007 - Infected is a show about the Internet. Therefore, as responsible journalists, it's incumbent upon Martin and The Gator to cover a major element of the online world: pornography. In this special porn edition, Gator's favo...

Episode 26 - Spring Has Sprung
March 23rd, 2007 - Ah, springtime. The season of rebirth and revitalization. And with this episode of Infected, the show enters a new, stronger phase of tremendousness. It has Rickey Kang, a call from Martin's former online girlfriend Big ...

Episode 25 - The Infected Slumber Party
March 9th, 2007 - Put on your softest, most non-chafing pajamas, build a fort out of your soiled couch cushions, and grab a bowl of salty snacks such as Fritos or Funyuns, because you're invited to The Infected Slumber Party! Oh, it'll be...

Episode 24 - The Infected Hot Date
February 15th, 2007 - Don't have any Valentines Day plans? No problem, now you've got a hot date with Infected. Martin and Gator trade wisdom on how to best snare a desirable doxy, and also solicit advice from two renowned lady killers: Orlan...

Episode 23 - Video!
January 20th, 2007 - That's right, Infected is now in full motion video, so stop coming up to us at the food court in the mall, crying into your Sbarro, begging for it. We heard you. Now you better like it. The first video episode is The Inf...

Episode 22 - 2006-12-26
December 28th, 2006 - This year, despite his hi-tech pedigree, Martin plans on having an Olde World Christmas, replete with figgy pudding, roast goose, and tuberculosis. Theres to be a pageant, and all the Revision3 guys are coming by to pla...

A Johnny O'Bannion Christmas
December 23rd, 2006 - Well, it's Christmas time, and what better way to say thank you for your support of infected all year long than to send you a little Christmas pop nugget by Johnny O'Bannion and the Valero Brothers. You never know what's...

Episode 21 - Episode 21: Virility Special
December 6th, 2006 - Hoping to raise the manliness quotient of the Infected Army, Martin, Joey and The Gator consult Maddox, creator of The Best Web Page in the Universe. The conversation becomes far ranging, covering everything from Maddoxs...

Episode 20 - November 11, 2006
November 12th, 2006 - Demi Moore, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Calista Flockhart were all born on this day -- November 11 -- but nobody cares. In fact, not one person showed up at a sobbing Leo DiCaprio's birthday party, Ashton Kutcher stood up De...

Episode 19 - October 31, 2006
November 1st, 2006 - Put on your ren faire cloak and grab a big ol' treat sack, because you're invited to the Infected Halloween Party! Martin, Joey and Gator dress up as a cowboy, a pirate, and, well, I don't know what the hell Gator was su...

Episode 18 - The Infected Fashion Show
October 17th, 2006 - Put on your black trench coat and stuff your cargo pants with Cheetohs, because it's time for the Infected Fashion Show! Learn what it takes to look your best in the Digital Age, not only from sharp dressers Martin, Joey...

Episode 17 - September 30, 2006
October 2nd, 2006 - Well, Martin, Joey and The Gator have hit a little bit of a rough patch over the past two years or so, not a single one of them holding down a decent job outside of Gator's disability check. But that's all going to chang...

Episode 16 - September 17, 2006
September 17th, 2006 - All systems go for the special SPACE edition of Infected! In a half hour or so span, Martin, Joey & The Gator manage to answer most of the universe's lingering mysteries, such as why did Pluto get thrown out of the solar...

Episode 15 - September 3, 2006
September 3rd, 2006 - It is an established fact that Martin Sargent knows more about computers than any living American, and his technological brilliance is extraordinarily bright in this special Compruders Edition of Infected. In addition to...

Episode 14 - August 22, 2006
August 22nd, 2006 - Robots. Are they preposterously evil, or just hell bent on killing your family? Find out as Martin and the gang discuss the Robot Threat in this important special edition of Infected. For the full, horrifying effect, ple...

Episode 13 - August 7, 2006
August 7th, 2006 - When it comes right down to it, there's nothing more important than family. Except maybe a good payout on a Lotto scratcher. That's why we've devoted an entire episode to discussing the joys of kinship. And we're joined ...

Episode 12 - July 23, 2006
July 23rd, 2006 - It’s summertime infected army. The green corn is growing tall, the sprinklers are droning and joey’s cut hair is still out there, waiting in some damp, dark hole, waiting for night. To honor the season we'v...

Episode 11 - June 16, 2006
June 16th, 2006 - Brought to you by IAFD.com: One thing is for damn sure: you will not see anything like this anywhere else. Episode 11 is a freewheeling meditation on life, death and love, in which our three tech heroes, Martin, The Gat...

Episode 10 - May 13, 2006
May 14th, 2006 - Brought to you by IAFD.com: Infected 10 was going to be our greatest triumph yet. It was going to be our masterpiece. But sometimes even the best laid plans go terribly askew. And when you're planning is kind of crappy ...

Episode 9 - April 19, 2006
April 20th, 2006 - Brought to you by IAFD.com: Wow. Just, wow. This is the greatest episode of Infected ever. No question. It's got Rickey Kang beating innocents with a kendo stick, an important announcement about Martin's potential new TV...

Episode 8 - April 5, 2006
April 4th, 2006 - Brought to you by IAFD.com: This special double-thick edition of Infected is about something near and dear to all (most) of our hearts: Girls. Sadly, getting girls to physically come anywhere near you in order to be trul...

Episode 7 - March 15, 2006
March 15th, 2006 - Fitness. It's important. That's why we've dedicated a whole episode of Infected to getting in shape. There are a lot of faddish diets out there that will tell you to eat less and exercise more, but they're mostly based o...

Episode 6 - February 17, 2006
February 19th, 2006 - Did you know that if it had not been for the grazing patterns of wild sheep, the Turks would have never invented technology? Or that Steve Jobs came up with the idea for the Apple computer right after accidentally killin...

Episode 5 - February 2, 2005
February 1st, 2006 - After weeks of excruciating constipation, a new Infected by Martin Sargent has finally been released. Was it worth the wait? No. Though we feel ten pounds lighter, we're sure it will prove to be something we're all terri...

Episode 4 - The Dog Ate My Podcast
January 11th, 2006 - So here's the thing: doing a podcast with Joey and The Gator is like doing a podcast with a filthy Keebler Elf who got thrown out of the tree for trying to hack the magic oven and a sexually predacious, hard-drinking ver...

Episode 3 - December 23, 2005
December 23rd, 2005 - It's Christmastime in SargeWorld, and Martin, Joey and the Gator formally invite you to their holiday cocktail party. Joey's looking pretty queer in his elf costume and The Gator has four stolen nativity scenes in the pa...

Episode 2 - December 9, 2005
December 9th, 2005 - Marty, Joey, and The Gator are back for the long awaited second case of Infected. If you didn't like the first one, you'll really hate episode two. It's filthy and crass, yet points out many important truths about where ...

Episode 1 - November 11, 2005
November 9th, 2005 - Marty, Joey and his drinking/fishing buddy Gator put on one h-e double hockey sticks of a show, talking about everything from retarded Chinese astronauts and how to avoid a car jacking with karate expert Ricky Kang to ho...