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" A Toronto school principal who pleaded guilty to throwing human excrement at a twelve year old boy may get her job back officials here about that -- Maria -- alone 49 years old she's the sister of Toronto's deputy mayor. She was grabbed an absolute discharge. On assault charges Monday after a judge said she had quote. Already suffered enough. The charges stem from an incident last year in what police said pat -- through human feces. One of the students in school was in her own crap that's what we don't know. Those -- the lingering questions because they save because it's not this is an elementary school these all I had to be -- to protect the kids. They can't revealing the details of the so."

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" And welcome back to the infected whose spectacular. Who would change your life. More importantly has who changed the course of human civilization. Well -- to -- the murky depths of that question is the author of -- culture and the -- poop report dot com. All the way from New York City here is David Prager -- and Dave."

" Doing great thanks so much for being on the -- cast. And I love poop report dot com. Is my number one source for my number two business and -- come up with that that's the name that you came right. Yes out of all. The story it's as big community of people who who and they submit stories through the site about some of the most the worst horror stories about who. Is the one story that sticks in your had like when you thought about your daily business maybe at the grocery store maybe -- preparing dinner. We're just comes in your mind like oh my god I can't believe that that happened of that guy and his pants."

" For the best story I don't think there is the one entitled of the day -- ruined things do things and that the so -- Just what happened all opposite at this scene for you on the ground or in the kitchen on the table is the Turkey ready to be eaten. On the second floor. In the total that's the one of the guys clogged the about the trip down on the Turkey."

" Well no -- at the at. The -- I called the drumstick. While that's a bad thing. That there is beds that that I -- a lot of flags givens but I've never done that hey I've never done that. So -- the new book who called -- allowed people they they hear the name poop report dot com they hear it. The name who culture they think it's just gonna be the juvenile. Collection of (%expletive) jokes it's not bad at all. This is really. Socio historical analysis of -- pooling. Has changed the course of human history right."

" That's absolutely right. I wanted to take a look at this is -- subject and see what there is what there is. See how much I can really think about it how much other people really thought about it and learn exactly how it hasn't happened our lives and the fact is that --"

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" Yeah I I've found everything from like South Park and government Lama and Howard Stern to French philosopher -- and cultural critics. Which have been an amazing. Little book to --"

" Involved it's not let let's go back to the Victorian era because we all know that the victorians. And -- they're they're sort of ashamed about all things having to do with the body whether peace acts whether people who wing. And it was the victorians that really changed the course of our asses as a war."

" That's right. That this thing was in Victorian times there was a very small number rich people and a very large number of poor people. But with the industrial revolution and capitalism. Poor people were getting richer and for the rich people have to figure out a way to separate themselves from the poor. But wanted to -- a bit about what to invest this device and made it seem like he didn't compare all the -- it does little room. And it stayed there and it came out and there's nothing about because the crew went down with the water."

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" Well they call the chamber pot and that little thing to put your chamber -- it was called it clothes store you got the idea yet open about its. And if they were diligently followed the in the -- it and see the bucket in the print that backyard privy. But it'll probably be back then too and you're gonna particularly so it's an order out there's and dump out the window."

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" It's -- the Victorian Arab guards was also other around the same time as the industrial revolution when so many people from the countryside removing into the city. And every one -- to doesn't matter if you're the queen of England -- that is the lowly just of the well everyone shoots that caused a huge problem. In the urbanization. All of the major cities of the world how they contend with all that -- that was being produced."

" Well very about the first and that's why there was a lot of caller. The real issue all of is basically uncontrollable diarrhea what you call you -- yourself to death."

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" So so before all this happened in the Victorian era where people less ashamed. Of whooping."

" What a different thing. -- well and and needed to be as private right now we that if you're gonna prove you're gonna go -- so little room window concede you in here US and value. Lock the door. Yeah I go out the door in the turn on the standard if they are ready that -- little bit different. We're discrete. Poor people are in on the street completely -- You'll approve. See you edit vector previously lived in the tenement building where -- Storey building. You're gonna have your forced its in the privy and oh yeah you're gonna sit there. And your neighbors in the conduct of that you'd get out about Woodrow well whatever frequent so. And you're gonna finish up in the communal thing -- that the chamber pot in your bedroom. You fail and going to be very you know your support you with one apartment he got there we go about get -- the group everybody."

" And they're gonna hear you they're gonna smell you everything."

" It can you know it was -- only -- it wasn't that it was discrete again. I wasn't like it is today or so taboo that. You know we could ever imagine if you're bedroom and and yet about a quarter came by and take -- the right it it could be that never happened."

" Well I'm not married but I think a few people heard -- down at. The thing people they've they've heard me today at the Stuckey is up by 7 AMA requirement talk about life changing experience."

" Well let you read them amazing figures in your book how how many pounds of who. Are generated in the United States every day."

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" I figured -- would today people importance we. Jordan to figured I'd figured that that count as a good ballpark. That's what the readers."

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" Wow. That's a lot of that's not even counting what to crack heads do in the bush is outside my house here."

" Now and it's not counting all the power of the toilet paper and it's 32 billion down gallons of water. That we possibly."

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" You know you'd think -- wash it off and what you what you would. Do is take a little piece of paper it's Garrett look at the piece of paper out of overboard and we're again -- where are all over the more than through it again. With its -- paper dealt with."

" As and that's -- like when you go of them fancy hotels in the water comes up about the toilet pile like yet what ligament."

" But -- the world does wash their butts and help the world in the east in Japan and in the Middle East and it all over Asia that look at what they think. You Americans are disgusting use smear your poke in your --"

" But you lose their hands allowed time to wipe their chances. And they got like a long tough on their shared portions you know look well okay agreement and commitment that they're all that everything with the you know use and water but they also squat they don't actually have they have squatters. And I understand that that that's actually held the like opens up the coal and everything like that but come on man that's got its brain I we're very expensive shoes. And you know it's got that guy that's gotta go all over my my brutal mod is at a complex is an island in Japan."

" Now would we even squatting -- light. So much more natural position exactly it violated -- years ago and we were at a species in the of the desert in Egypt -- That's another step in that you'd buy feature America's disgusting. But about patient he'd get a -- (%expletive) like our over the waves and oh disgusting and I have squat there. And it was one of everything there had to do for sure you want. Because I would like to -- squat. And do most of the met over the world and we hope they -- in China he can change."

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" Well let me ask you that's what about really old and infirm people where they don't it shatters. And they're expected to squat what do they do just like you know laid out on the ground delay it is just let it all. Come out of there as well though and now and partnered to. Create. I think -- you know maybe you should add another chapter book investigate them."

" Yeah -- in the book focuses on America because you know I don't speak Japanese it'll be -- I would love to work more about the cultures. Languages really barriers like focus on what I -- what I know is being in America. The red light brown."

" Well you know what no matter where I feel that it's true every one poop scooping is the universal language in many ways. And your book equally sure that the had to go out. I gotta tell anyone out there wants it's a fascinating fascinating but I loved it is a gripping read. Anyone want to learn more about how pooling. Has changed the course of human civilization you gotta buy this book it won't culture it's by David Prager it's available on Amazon.com. Is more than just bathroom reading it is a fantastic. Tone Dave we sincerely appreciate your being on infected."

" It well it's my pleasure I am truly are."

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" A Toronto school principal who pleaded guilty to throwing human excrement at a twelve year old boy may get her job back officials here about that -- Maria -- alone 49 years old she's the sister of Toronto's deputy mayor. She was grabbed an absolute discharge. On assault charges Monday after a judge said she had quote. Already suffered enough. The charges stem from an incident last year in what police said pat -- through human feces. One of the students in school was in her own crap that's what we don't know. Those -- the lingering questions because they save because it's not this is an elementary school these all I had to be -- to protect the kids. They can't revealing the details of the so."

" They're dumb college are you should -- let's just to augment that does sound the big thing -- I adopted a kid from Guatemala wants. And I kept that a bunker and a and a room lot of nice little -- toys and all he did on their associate her. -- sent back in sugar aggregators he gets it back."

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" More than they should head (%expletive) thrown on you -- meg in the classroom time to disrupt things. You did not negotiate -- come -- a big black America and -- I couldn't take it anymore it was total total frustration. I believe that only get a big chunk of (%expletive) stickiest sternum and you're twit army -- don't know about it for years batteries look at the victim of possibly done deserved that. -- well and made it with the -- and her coffee cup and everything. Kinship in her column yeah I would throw that that the Pope if Egypt. And here's lines are used great great desert island that did well you know now it will at least. He'd have this owner of -- smearing is when the real question though is how does this qualify as being on the high tech technique that odd that the that the it's to. -- not that that's going up and hi tech about a power evidence -- and scholarly. Yet."

" That it yeah that's it I let's move on to something decidedly -- related. Ricky cat my man down in Gainesville if you watch and Tor recently you know that I asked him to count down his five top albums of all time. And we're down to number three. So here is Ricky Skaggs self defense expert on his third greatest album of all time --"

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" And welcome back to the infected whose spectacular. Who would change your life. More importantly has who changed the course of human civilization. Well -- to -- the murky depths of that question is the author of -- culture and the -- poop report dot com. All the way from New York City here is David Prager -- and Dave."

" Doing great thanks so much for being on the -- cast. And I love poop report dot com. Is my number one source for my number two business and -- come up with that that's the name that you came right. Yes out of all. The story it's as big community of people who who and they submit stories through the site about some of the most the worst horror stories about who. Is the one story that sticks in your had like when you thought about your daily business maybe at the grocery store maybe -- preparing dinner. We're just comes in your mind like oh my god I can't believe that that happened of that guy and his pants."

" For the best story I don't think there is the one entitled of the day -- ruined things do things and that the so -- Just what happened all opposite at this scene for you on the ground or in the kitchen on the table is the Turkey ready to be eaten. On the second floor. In the total that's the one of the guys clogged the about the trip down on the Turkey."

" Well no -- at the at. The -- I called the drumstick. While that's a bad thing. That there is beds that that I -- a lot of flags givens but I've never done that hey I've never done that. So -- the new book who called -- allowed people they they hear the name poop report dot com they hear it. The name who culture they think it's just gonna be the juvenile. Collection of (%expletive) jokes it's not bad at all. This is really. Socio historical analysis of -- pooling. Has changed the course of human history right."

" That's absolutely right. I wanted to take a look at this is -- subject and see what there is what there is. See how much I can really think about it how much other people really thought about it and learn exactly how it hasn't happened our lives and the fact is that --"

" Has and has tremendously. The book is -- it's quite scholarly and your professor by any chance."

" I am a professor approved books do school the world credit that."

" But I got a magistrate reading -- thing I mean you've you've gone through quite a few stages of academia."

" Yeah I I've found everything from like South Park and government Lama and Howard Stern to French philosopher -- and cultural critics. Which have been an amazing. Little book to --"

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" That's right. That this thing was in Victorian times there was a very small number rich people and a very large number of poor people. But with the industrial revolution and capitalism. Poor people were getting richer and for the rich people have to figure out a way to separate themselves from the poor. But wanted to -- a bit about what to invest this device and made it seem like he didn't compare all the -- it does little room. And it stayed there and it came out and there's nothing about because the crew went down with the water."

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" Well they call the chamber pot and that little thing to put your chamber -- it was called it clothes store you got the idea yet open about its. And if they were diligently followed the in the -- it and see the bucket in the print that backyard privy. But it'll probably be back then too and you're gonna particularly so it's an order out there's and dump out the window."

" Absolutely I got usual we call FedEx box for three years and I led in my truck. Not die united dated item posted Zanardi menus done now when I got that out of the doubt and."

" It's -- the Victorian Arab guards was also other around the same time as the industrial revolution when so many people from the countryside removing into the city. And every one -- to doesn't matter if you're the queen of England -- that is the lowly just of the well everyone shoots that caused a huge problem. In the urbanization. All of the major cities of the world how they contend with all that -- that was being produced."

" Well very about the first and that's why there was a lot of caller. The real issue all of is basically uncontrollable diarrhea what you call you -- yourself to death."

" So I have caller right now. Each you what do you mean cheese -- at a stop yep real quick."

" That the widow or all of to keep future and meeting water because the browser anything picture 1860 is that we gotta keep up group. Out of water supplies are gonna be best able to -- is rich people of other bands because it's. Now everyone's gonna -- toilet. And so the reason you don't have caller today is because of the toilet."

" So so before all this happened in the Victorian era where people less ashamed. Of whooping."

" What a different thing. -- well and and needed to be as private right now we that if you're gonna prove you're gonna go -- so little room window concede you in here US and value. Lock the door. Yeah I go out the door in the turn on the standard if they are ready that -- little bit different. We're discrete. Poor people are in on the street completely -- You'll approve. See you edit vector previously lived in the tenement building where -- Storey building. You're gonna have your forced its in the privy and oh yeah you're gonna sit there. And your neighbors in the conduct of that you'd get out about Woodrow well whatever frequent so. And you're gonna finish up in the communal thing -- that the chamber pot in your bedroom. You fail and going to be very you know your support you with one apartment he got there we go about get -- the group everybody."

" And they're gonna hear you they're gonna smell you everything."

" It can you know it was -- only -- it wasn't that it was discrete again. I wasn't like it is today or so taboo that. You know we could ever imagine if you're bedroom and and yet about a quarter came by and take -- the right it it could be that never happened."

" Well I'm not married but I think a few people heard -- down at. The thing people they've they've heard me today at the Stuckey is up by 7 AMA requirement talk about life changing experience."

" Well let you read them amazing figures in your book how how many pounds of who. Are generated in the United States every day."

" Well I'd be here. Read about research under the and no side it's really know how much average the other person groups per day."

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" I figured -- would today people importance we. Jordan to figured I'd figured that that count as a good ballpark. That's what the readers."

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" Wow. That's a lot of that's not even counting what to crack heads do in the bush is outside my house here."

" Now and it's not counting all the power of the toilet paper and it's 32 billion down gallons of water. That we possibly."

" You -- You bring up toilet paper and and the blocked -- culture. You say the toilet paper is really. A terrible way of cleaning the -- beat cigarettes cellophane. And but -- on my arm probably. -- alligator. And."

" You know you'd think -- wash it off and what you what you would. Do is take a little piece of paper it's Garrett look at the piece of paper out of overboard and we're again -- where are all over the more than through it again. With its -- paper dealt with."

" As and that's -- like when you go of them fancy hotels in the water comes up about the toilet pile like yet what ligament."

" But -- the world does wash their butts and help the world in the east in Japan and in the Middle East and it all over Asia that look at what they think. You Americans are disgusting use smear your poke in your --"

" But you lose their hands allowed time to wipe their chances. And they got like a long tough on their shared portions you know look well okay agreement and commitment that they're all that everything with the you know use and water but they also squat they don't actually have they have squatters. And I understand that that that's actually held the like opens up the coal and everything like that but come on man that's got its brain I we're very expensive shoes. And you know it's got that guy that's gotta go all over my my brutal mod is at a complex is an island in Japan."

" Now would we even squatting -- light. So much more natural position exactly it violated -- years ago and we were at a species in the of the desert in Egypt -- That's another step in that you'd buy feature America's disgusting. But about patient he'd get a -- (%expletive) like our over the waves and oh disgusting and I have squat there. And it was one of everything there had to do for sure you want. Because I would like to -- squat. And do most of the met over the world and we hope they -- in China he can change."

" I hear that you get them so -- machine legs -- start breaking a sweat there and you year old -- near live -- outnumbered China. --"

" Well let me ask you that's what about really old and infirm people where they don't it shatters. And they're expected to squat what do they do just like you know laid out on the ground delay it is just let it all. Come out of there as well though and now and partnered to. Create. I think -- you know maybe you should add another chapter book investigate them."

" Yeah -- in the book focuses on America because you know I don't speak Japanese it'll be -- I would love to work more about the cultures. Languages really barriers like focus on what I -- what I know is being in America. The red light brown."

" Well you know what no matter where I feel that it's true every one poop scooping is the universal language in many ways. And your book equally sure that the had to go out. I gotta tell anyone out there wants it's a fascinating fascinating but I loved it is a gripping read. Anyone want to learn more about how pooling. Has changed the course of human civilization you gotta buy this book it won't culture it's by David Prager it's available on Amazon.com. Is more than just bathroom reading it is a fantastic. Tone Dave we sincerely appreciate your being on infected."

" It well it's my pleasure I am truly are."

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" And I regretted that more than anything it's."

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