" Coming up on infected. Lawrence wish that's all you need to know -- this which."

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" Hello and welcome to infected the online television equivalent of -- hokey chick trying to look sexually appealing by writing a stripper pole and -- I'm Internet. Martin sergeant and mix isn't and reminisces."

" Reminisces about what you -- skater. About yet what. Obama -- and -- like I was gonna have a bright future in television landscape. And that's why I can't let -- go. I can't. Here I am now doing. Internet television in my house -- yeah. It'll fall from grace slick and -- really losing more and this is they. How many Americans ever get the chance to -- their own. To late night television comedy talk show Obama whole percent maybe maybe it's a slim margin over there enough. Yeah it's it's as good as well as this let the rarefied group people so we're gonna do we're gonna bring my former co -- your son did not want to come yeah. Look back -- pleasure to sit right here under new inventions are -- we're gonna find out which is."

" Want to see these are -- going to be Lawrence which is good news you like you figured and it I have quite a bit. And -- you thank you got me that you desire isn't -- Watkins -- Well you know I mean. Yet -- you'll -- became friends in fact was because you saw me recognizing your office housing and introduce you to Laura switzer. Kind of followed her around for peace backing it -- follow her around like. A little bit since then you are not on here and I followed her homework a year on my radar bloody. -- Yeah. I was. Not a good question how could you straight there has his doubts that Martin sergeant and -- the guy who plays host. That's how you put your sons are gonna you know it doesn't make him -- way but anyway I can almost smell it working when it comes out that go -- purple -- do from the very beginning to show I didn't that's not think that might be madness my sister's only half sister in law. Indiana businesses and -- kind of and I think you broke both her collarbone and -- chatted -- like that. Before amber how are up in just a couple weeks ago the dragon. Was going on down -- you know drag on this big huge fantasy and science fiction because I've done there. Well today yes I find people have been dragged into that whole thing is -- camera guy down there I don't photographers to take some photos. And what we're gonna do it because national is not popular and those fashion shows on Bravo are very popular. What we thought we do do some fashion critiques. Some of the people wearing costumes who are photographer captured all right -- I like fashion and I so this is all these because fantasy fashion -- runway music please."

" Now that. I've talked about the only thing better -- crafted this storm trooper entangled looks like -- the -- doesn't do anything else parking lot. The military force president messed up the next three -- dongle around the convention where there's nothing falling off but trying to bump -- poor -- This is the -- absorbed into the parent -- machine out of all the other nerds who did they know there's a good chance you might trying to problem. In the men's room I'm -- to support light sabers it yeah bitches there is just. We'll see it he had seen. This guy's got -- flight. Okay now it's a storm troopers out hospital. Didn't let it fall into that actually. Fight fire what that's. Plus. Lost lost twenty and colorful life will be so -- I hadn't been around for people which I think. Yeah yeah oh yeah and out there. Well and his good. They just stayed home -- give -- them back on my breath of life for the scifi channel we hadn't left out about so three out of work Lifesavers. Really. We wanted to record -- you're gonna wanna go ahead and start and keep permanent thing happened upon him I don't want part of your next year. You're gonna have to address the job himself. -- next or else. You know we're that you find the picture and activated to invite. This site -- the -- and I'm not client. What throughout the seasons it has. It'll walk in here is definitely the storm troopers and if you want to flooding validate that you and -- yeah there. Let me the whole thing is I'm gonna do anything. Yeah and -- hot here. Up to the polite thing. Hits you addresses of blade wail like all the other pole dancing prevented even the -- time. Call me old fashioned but I think the storm -- Rezko is sacred and should be next to. Don't take care clowns are yeah you include parents clowns here's an eight page. Home page -- we'll -- all right. That's down."

" That's that's Matthew factions that if you have pictures -- yourself when talking he'd like to have his critique. -- dissent into -- that Martan and Revision 3. Dot I'm in a word that it would get to get that shots that store afterward that cut off belly shirt. You like that. I feel about whom. Do you like it and on the job. It's kind. Kind area and -- were gonna do now the -- winters let's take a quick look at the latest addition. Some video here."

" I would shoot out. Six. Eight it's yeah what you could buy him anything that some guys namely German guy. But apparently turned on -- girls slap the (%expletive) out other like 11 here I'll press it. More than the dollar bills and -- How do you think they get paid for this kind I would like to you to twins and checked got your doesn't Wal-Mart when their fight of the other day it's. Do you back later and bigger and more for doing that have a sexier more likely -- and yes when some big black. Well. I don't I wouldn't know about that but I must say that. And so -- we'll probably get paid a whole lot it's about a minute they get paid off more for crack rocks and recoup some money right now anyway. -- From the museum please and that didn't you -- at revision3.com. -- happen and Internet needs to be oddly uplifting. That's the thing that's what we're gonna -- no matter how are accompanied the your life as even our clients other than this or is imagine this morning bucked up. A -- yeah that are coming up going to find out what my former TV -- worst -- is up to your other than appearing in Internet -- now."

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" My next needs no introduction unless you're one of the very few Americans who didn't really really cute and you unscrew. With Martin's art issues we want Laura swisher had an airline has admitted it at that. Did him no other place you go up it. Now this -- take over here Gator. Viewers are free."

" I and your lawn -- and putting. Unless they're you know the audience they don't agree. Yeah where is Laura yeah I didn't think -- an -- with the that's what they say I'm new zoning with what the -- woman's right act act act pill that has backed down. I have that he's got a little after that I -- with you work with there was fabulously well -- that was there it and say and yet that's exactly what all the the fan boys would ask yeah well -- dad so I recommend absolutely have been doing since I'm screwed that's an untimely demise you decide as retested the -- three."

" Have you of my favorite on punch through. The think your look. Plus you can't. You that your dog website zairians -- Baghdad that they have with him upset is that it papers at all and I kept calling him."

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" Vision and because you see this here. The the two people on the as I write here and this woman to be key to humans aren't. Well my my lawyers and on my team of lawyers tried to sue these people because we're convinced that. This was actually me and and Laura Wright in this -- so we sent them like a letter saying that they -- money for using lightness and they respond with we've not heard of Martin's argument doesn't let you know that's look yeah. We've seen this -- had been. We're gonna do is is that we don't want anything. To do this guy. Representing our game."

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" I like yeah. And I -- there we're laughing and there is like someone who is like a little -- on the Internet."

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" It's gonna. And it does come up and I think it really imagine this could and the fact that this look it actually does not mean as well record (%expletive) hate this -- Well. Scrutinized the country over there -- socialists and justice."

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" You've been watching and listening to infected. Now we know you're sitting there watching -- back over and over and over again and that's just fine but it doesn't mean you're not expecting to of course just did it -- back. In fact it was written by Martin Sargent Jason freed camera and audio -- run macros and Joey eagle droppings bird -- Added by Jordan dirt injure music by Katherine --"

" Coming up on infected. Lawrence wish that's all you need to know -- this which."

" didn't and thank you get."

" Hello and welcome to infected the online television equivalent of -- hokey chick trying to look sexually appealing by writing a stripper pole and -- I'm Internet. Martin sergeant and mix isn't and reminisces."

" Reminisces about what you -- skater. About yet what. Obama -- and -- like I was gonna have a bright future in television landscape. And that's why I can't let -- go. I can't. Here I am now doing. Internet television in my house -- yeah. It'll fall from grace slick and -- really losing more and this is they. How many Americans ever get the chance to -- their own. To late night television comedy talk show Obama whole percent maybe maybe it's a slim margin over there enough. Yeah it's it's as good as well as this let the rarefied group people so we're gonna do we're gonna bring my former co -- your son did not want to come yeah. Look back -- pleasure to sit right here under new inventions are -- we're gonna find out which is."

" Want to see these are -- going to be Lawrence which is good news you like you figured and it I have quite a bit. And -- you thank you got me that you desire isn't -- Watkins -- Well you know I mean. Yet -- you'll -- became friends in fact was because you saw me recognizing your office housing and introduce you to Laura switzer. Kind of followed her around for peace backing it -- follow her around like. A little bit since then you are not on here and I followed her homework a year on my radar bloody. -- Yeah. I was. Not a good question how could you straight there has his doubts that Martin sergeant and -- the guy who plays host. That's how you put your sons are gonna you know it doesn't make him -- way but anyway I can almost smell it working when it comes out that go -- purple -- do from the very beginning to show I didn't that's not think that might be madness my sister's only half sister in law. Indiana businesses and -- kind of and I think you broke both her collarbone and -- chatted -- like that. Before amber how are up in just a couple weeks ago the dragon. Was going on down -- you know drag on this big huge fantasy and science fiction because I've done there. Well today yes I find people have been dragged into that whole thing is -- camera guy down there I don't photographers to take some photos. And what we're gonna do it because national is not popular and those fashion shows on Bravo are very popular. What we thought we do do some fashion critiques. Some of the people wearing costumes who are photographer captured all right -- I like fashion and I so this is all these because fantasy fashion -- runway music please."

" Now that. I've talked about the only thing better -- crafted this storm trooper entangled looks like -- the -- doesn't do anything else parking lot. The military force president messed up the next three -- dongle around the convention where there's nothing falling off but trying to bump -- poor -- This is the -- absorbed into the parent -- machine out of all the other nerds who did they know there's a good chance you might trying to problem. In the men's room I'm -- to support light sabers it yeah bitches there is just. We'll see it he had seen. This guy's got -- flight. Okay now it's a storm troopers out hospital. Didn't let it fall into that actually. Fight fire what that's. Plus. Lost lost twenty and colorful life will be so -- I hadn't been around for people which I think. Yeah yeah oh yeah and out there. Well and his good. They just stayed home -- give -- them back on my breath of life for the scifi channel we hadn't left out about so three out of work Lifesavers. Really. We wanted to record -- you're gonna wanna go ahead and start and keep permanent thing happened upon him I don't want part of your next year. You're gonna have to address the job himself. -- next or else. You know we're that you find the picture and activated to invite. This site -- the -- and I'm not client. What throughout the seasons it has. It'll walk in here is definitely the storm troopers and if you want to flooding validate that you and -- yeah there. Let me the whole thing is I'm gonna do anything. Yeah and -- hot here. Up to the polite thing. Hits you addresses of blade wail like all the other pole dancing prevented even the -- time. Call me old fashioned but I think the storm -- Rezko is sacred and should be next to. Don't take care clowns are yeah you include parents clowns here's an eight page. Home page -- we'll -- all right. That's down."

" That's that's Matthew factions that if you have pictures -- yourself when talking he'd like to have his critique. -- dissent into -- that Martan and Revision 3. Dot I'm in a word that it would get to get that shots that store afterward that cut off belly shirt. You like that. I feel about whom. Do you like it and on the job. It's kind. Kind area and -- were gonna do now the -- winters let's take a quick look at the latest addition. Some video here."

" I would shoot out. Six. Eight it's yeah what you could buy him anything that some guys namely German guy. But apparently turned on -- girls slap the (%expletive) out other like 11 here I'll press it. More than the dollar bills and -- How do you think they get paid for this kind I would like to you to twins and checked got your doesn't Wal-Mart when their fight of the other day it's. Do you back later and bigger and more for doing that have a sexier more likely -- and yes when some big black. Well. I don't I wouldn't know about that but I must say that. And so -- we'll probably get paid a whole lot it's about a minute they get paid off more for crack rocks and recoup some money right now anyway. -- From the museum please and that didn't you -- at revision3.com. -- happen and Internet needs to be oddly uplifting. That's the thing that's what we're gonna -- no matter how are accompanied the your life as even our clients other than this or is imagine this morning bucked up. A -- yeah that are coming up going to find out what my former TV -- worst -- is up to your other than appearing in Internet -- now."

" The -- I'm going to look a little easier you can download market."

" Yeah. Yeah. --"

" Dark dark dark. Access. France."

" Learn."

" And the magnum Joey called reproduces the aggressive sounds of the -- we talent as stressed this call is ideal for regret it. Excellent for windy days and this even capable of making it -- my -- up to 1000. This season baggage we call the baggage trophy -- and your own. Why don't get a bottle of -- yeah it's it must free."

" Didn't and thank you thank."

" My next needs no introduction unless you're one of the very few Americans who didn't really really cute and you unscrew. With Martin's art issues we want Laura swisher had an airline has admitted it at that. Did him no other place you go up it. Now this -- take over here Gator. Viewers are free."

" I and your lawn -- and putting. Unless they're you know the audience they don't agree. Yeah where is Laura yeah I didn't think -- an -- with the that's what they say I'm new zoning with what the -- woman's right act act act pill that has backed down. I have that he's got a little after that I -- with you work with there was fabulously well -- that was there it and say and yet that's exactly what all the the fan boys would ask yeah well -- dad so I recommend absolutely have been doing since I'm screwed that's an untimely demise you decide as retested the -- three."

" Have you of my favorite on punch through. The think your look. Plus you can't. You that your dog website zairians -- Baghdad that they have with him upset is that it papers at all and I kept calling him."

" The problem. It's -- like me like you out of an AOL chat rooms all the time like going to people these thirteen rentals palaces. Like trying to get a catch a predator. The -- the all around you back on TV never yeah yeah."

" Yeah track is little you want to pick up for that believe me. This is -- talking mind and experience. No doubt I'll go ahead yeah."

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" This -- where they can get you know that Mark Burnett I. Yes I -- and that hit and -- and if anything it wants a study a very boring you anyway are impaired -- in my hometown. That might not be the same and Mark Burnett and could be. It's like tire rotations and (%expletive) like it PDI also have and he can -- reality I know isn't all that and on about -- but that's it."

" I'm innocent I -- the reason yeah Australian accent."

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" Org that TV well I'm not please I could -- dot org but I'm definitely for profits I can't can you have to think my name is line."

" You know what I'm not gonna make a dime but with the city anywhere you really isn't really for crap and I -- that I don't Google lives there. -- dollars and you'll actually -- is the difference there and stand up in San Francisco that was done LA like you have to get what they get to be more political up here. And down there yet to make fun of like the starlets and so --"

" they actually added I. I never like super political what I find is that the audiences up in San Francisco -- just you least incidents yeah so let's --"

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