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Episode 47 - Infect The Vote!

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 - running time 00:25:33

The presidential election is one year away, but The Infected Army is already picking its candidate.

Pundits have likened Internet's Martin Sargent to presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich. Both are creative, bright, say all the right things, but both are also a little goofy, so nobody takes them seriously. Well, maybe that will change with the high-minded political discourse you'll experience in this episode, Infect The Vote!

Though all the major canidates for the 2008 presidential election were invited to participate in this forum to help the Infected Army decide upon a man or woman to rally behind, only one agreed to join us: Lee L. Mercer. And he may well be the perfect candidate for our kind. For starters, he's invented a technology called The Hotwire that has enabled him to solve every crime ever perpetrated. Plus, he wants to end poverty by giving every American $350,000. Moreover, he's got experience: he's already president of the United States, or at least the President of a shadow government that will soon be revealed to us. Let's get this man elected. Donate now!

Now if Martin were elected president, he'd immediately pull all troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. But not for all the usual, nonsensical reasons, but rather to keep our boys from being attacked by giant, killer wasps, like the unfortunate troops in this video were.

All this plus one of the greatest final stories ever told, "President Timmy Tomlinson and The Terrible Monkey."

So come one, let's Infect The Vote!

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