" Infected is brought to you by godaddy.com. For big savings out all your web hosting needs and -- the promo code -- in -- you just stick to. Inspectors hello welcome to infect the Internet television equivalent of Dennis Kucinich. Creative rights as all the right things but kind of looks a little goofy so nobody takes them seriously. I'm in units. Martin Sargent. And have joined by the BP the Gator. Are you doing actually I should probably say the BB. On the ship U gotten yourself into over the years I bring up that yeah that only guy Nokia just -- Barack from the glove compartment of his truck. Just so we can scrape up all the -- Before he goes -- at night -- awful you can't. And -- Thank you brought that it. I like I that it is senate you know through that look like column from the world there -- very that they give you doing alright ask ourselves then others from all of you know -- popular people think apparent Ron Paul and that's -- opposite ends of the political spectrum. But the thing is that -- kind of makes sense in the wrong way that we're getting way too cerebral for Clinton could not come back did you factor -- agreed and probably not kind of me backer and on the political got me to look political. Your political who you gonna vote for. Maybe around -- news keeps I don't know it."

" Yeah well. You know yeah. Its jobs are are very serious look at the only presidential election -- You know Chris Dodd in my -- now Duncan Hunter Tom can read out. Those guys who big names that you're gonna talk about tonight Kucinich Ron Paul Wright has -- Dependence that it won't know what it sounds any of those people -- out front and we invite all those people at all the other candidates to come on our form here tonight can guess what. Not only did else they don't -- any you know thing out. They all just ignored us when we leaving -- response -- about policy and yet it is sense but. Yeah they are all too busy with that YouTube should you know let YouTube debate. It's like yeah that's YouTube today right now I didn't like you can use you do an excuse in October so I like music you can --"

" Well do we do have. We somebody that not of the other big political talk shows do yet we have these candidate for president his name as we -- Mercer he's run on the democratic ticket he lives in Houston Texas. And he says he is -- every crime ever committed. So what you Barack Obama -- you Hillary Clinton you've solved any crimes and I'll let Sony know what ought to do Wolf Blitzer -- not on -- not have to -- that little note to let -- keep --"

" Yeah -- Tim Russert is hitting homers there. Can't get Amber's parents Michelle and elves have been here. Hillary is swimmers they got. Yeah the most amazing platforms -- and -- well I'm gonna do palace. -- wanted to be solved every problem because they millions on the root product is not committed at least three unified front just 10000 women in between the brakes on the show I've committed crimes as lemurs are definite. I'll really get me up so I mean yeah if you put in bringing about this up because."

" And his guests and ran down there in the car about a half are -- Murphy jokingly when our."

" Anyway we're gonna find out we should all be supporting this we L Mercer character I think he's got some really compelling you know he wants to get 350000 dollars every American citizen and that's how -- solve poverty."

" It's a lot of anthrax sort of things. There have been. Talked about it we'll talk -- with the likelihood that put on in the meantime -- ever since they moved up here to San Francisco town back from LA. I've I've been having a lot of important things to say -- I'm gonna be all right I'm gonna blog and again. -- in such important thought that I might want to run for president but I'm not instead I'm gonna -- those thoughts in in my blog and art it's a little segment we call blind in the but the day."

" All big day with your gripe is the boats. Sometimes wish I were elected to be great and powerful politician. The bureau of man. I might accomplish. First off things would change round these parts I scoured. From these fruits and strong winds and rain. After that -- crush my enemies with careful hammer of justice. And then with none left to oppose me. I just read my man -- across the country like this its code of -- leaving nothing and no one untouched. And finally. Encircled -- army might clear I'm offspring. We would dance the touching dance in preparation for the great I'm doing. And also where it's really cool. One concert type things."

" It's."

" And today. You're gonna I would do phones from person do -- and then you upload it I would pull all the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. And not for all those reasons are there when house vote and -- about. It's because -- Iraq and Afghanistan they have these crazy mosque warms and you see these things. -- wash clothes some big spiders and they got this question this is crazy what and that actually is -- nice. Slots crazy if indeed lots. So these guys they need to clear path right they're trying to get their convoy through -- try to clear path that is by the blow all the rocks up the path. Well they didn't know that underneath the path underneath the road. Was this huge mess of killer -- and they caught it all on video and that my friends tonight. Museum and in that he's exhibit let's take a look. Take this up to the stuff so that's what they need to divine right that close -- blown up right it's crazier -- like that. We have some really good and not the only thing latter I hear what they've done and the best thing you Mount Pleasant but that's not nepotism. And of."

" Wouldn't kill you plug it fit to -- anything other things corporate network got a lot of software. Yeah that's abstinent yellow jacket while everything from his best book."

" Can you imagine in -- and -- I mean I'm not. I know all the reasons you stated that Iraq and Afghanistan got to do -- pull this on the daily him."

" Ethnic prejudice. Hello and look at and is -- I and I don't know how many how many little you know act on your company's mom sends me. It's not gonna make me feel attacked windows lives them. Well the girl. Yeah."

" This is serious stuff and in Jerusalem could. And you can look it up and Jerusalem -- duplicate. Enough said yeah I'll look it up Jerusalem cricket. That's an assay and if you can't accept it octopus -- I don't vote for any candidate out there maybe he -- the L Mercer who pledges that they were eradicated or watch importance upon. Achieving the presidency. Spot terrorists that's not flat ones. If they're coming years are gonna we all Mercer -- do you have for us later anyway I. We're leave -- is that we're gonna ask him a whole bunch of other stuff right after this word from our sponsor. Us that -- I wonder -- well Leo -- there with his machine that can -- crimes being committed knows that I'm doing issue completely bombed right now. I don't think you need a special hot wired machine so that the infected army. Very."

" All -- sergeant here you know those weirdos who try to visit every Major League Baseball park. We'll sort of doing the same thing only on do it with web sites. And hit the road to go behind every site on my favorites bar. You're right shock. Cycle where it drifted. -- but. Its its gonna give why. Its web."

" Right okay that's all."

" Internet Explorer. Why sixteen web sites and Martin sergeant has visited the mall and now he's going out into the world to visit -- like. This time he's going from person he's going to. And the web site to me that genius Kooks who made them face to face Barton for whatever. We're -- swinging with Peter Pan. Or swimming with a -- casting -- wizards or just a video hunting bigfoot. No website is too far out there too weird or just plain too crazy for Martin sergeant to go behind. -- It's the darkest and wildest most -- corners of the Internet caught on field --"

" Web Drifter and yours coming along for the ride Web Drifter and only a Revision 3."

" Okay."

" It can't thank you get."

" Inspectors and welcome back to infect the -- hard guy COP presidential election. My next front of the democratic candidate for the presidency of the United States. From Houston Texas and the website. Mercer for president to all that may not job here is we ate all my -- you mr. Mercer."

" How are you today."

" Very well very well thank you so much for being here in fact in and then answering some are important questions as we look for a candidate. For us and our audience to vote for in -- way. Now now. You stay on your platform. That your platform for the presidency is criminal law correct. And according your website reason number 23 PM Kenzie is that you quote. Has sold every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish. Can you figure out how would you do that how did you -- did you sold every crime that's ever been perpetrated."

" proud. Well and it tension. That that it it but congress. -- yeah -- army military campaign. -- capitalist China technical person X or eight."

" So let me there is the producer you have an invention called the hotline here."

" Why did you hear that -- its -- military academy. But I have -- want -- Tom -- and it. Well tell it."

" Com. So they're getting back this hot wire how does this work how does this hot wired technological these didn't work -- how does it allow you to solve crimes."

" Oh -- okay you know being. It ourselves and the world so yeah. Are definitely. Communications. Would have. Occasionally as well works -- soon. Well tell us what you ask this question. Subsequent lack. Are all right our. People actually -- Yeah. I can't object you are answer about what the person I can't get attacked of the day."

" Well I've gotta say though I had and I'm not proud to admit this but I have committed some crimes. For which I was never call. That being said how come the hot wired -- stop me from doing that why was I not persecuted for those grounds he."

" Yeah. -- mom commit murder and were. Why not. Go ahead."

" I'm gonna this they prosecute how come I was never prosecuted for my crimes and I did commit it was never caught four."

" you we have a system which welcome and all nobody could. So we click edit it looks like beta volume that you have a minute to crack. Okay they have throw some -- it I thought it best best. -- commanded registered. Orbit so the legislature."

" It. It won't -- Yeah. Oh yeah it's kind of harmless prions is really hurt myself doing darn right I'm managed low density. Yeah."

" But a horse and get our medical record -- during. All that cheap. Yeah amber and I am so out. Entering engine -- at all pick a subject."

" So -- everything right outside my house right now. There's a there's a woman walking down the street in this guy runs up in snatches her purse does not -- want to know about that."

" No amount of signal. Or register. It up a person like Democrats don't get a chance."

" Not customers if you don't interest me is probably vote for you is you're getting program only thing I'm gonna what you think about that Barack Obama."

" I -- yeah. I am an it person. Have I can't I -- justice. Yeah yeah do you want."

" Does is he committed any crimes that the -- picked up."

" Something that help invest it and I and a -- well. Ask our privilege even as well and I. -- people complaining crashed. -- registered Democrat being born."

" This kind of scary I mean -- the two words Big Brother kind of come to my."

" Did you make you feel --"

" But also on your website you say -- true. There are two presidents in UR one of those presidents only. So you prisoners -- if you're running -- president why won't Iran to be president again what you need to be able president's."

" It -- debate almost aunt Mae West. Don't grow so people. Deep region know there are patriots game before blocked. -- a different world. First that it all up. Don't. -- Are terrorizing and he can't missing -- what clock. And people need it it apparently you people can't think. Report written obviously 5%. People obviously are reported."

" Don't you know we're all those people are looking at all wired."

" But they are what you think that's a very happy to be revealed."

" You know where Osama bin Laden is -- work. Where is. Yeah. -- court is ours these. Yeah its debt load any religion -- being -- you know exactly where yeah."

" Well we can't play well. Are you good to be revealed it to be revealed -- approach of the programs do video but trucks speeding up -- need to -- Optional palette well what about education and have others as well and military -- the chairman. And so supportive -- estate or. -- they guarantee program it looks as well a lot of research. Are years. Resurgent that it probable army an apartment just. There's an army and department of justice programs."

" here's one thing that is gonna make a lot of voters want to vote for you that's your idea that you can eliminate poverty. By giving every United States citizen 350000. Dollars. I'm not an economist here. But if everyone gets the same amount of money 350000. Dollars. That won't they be relative to everyone else just is rich or poor as they were before."

" Oh well I think that might not have exactly. Oil so our president. We oratory legislature actually we have to go back. -- part of my and we look for words or -- we'll call up all election also -- One thing. Process and of America and which means it will. It. Rich person's computer ridge would pain me to choose an action torture I'll vote -- here."

" Yeah. And you can't well well you might have a problem as well -- help. The average person. So truck well well here -- Americans -- Some content. Between. --"

" What can result. That is only -- version limit is that you -- question here is you don't have that power is -- here I've got my drug and Arkansas few years back -- and I woke up 1 morning and the weasel and demanded an operating I think I'm pretty New Hampshire -- Hillary Clinton. Now you -- out how aren't after you get her out of your way."

" All of a bailout program let's just put your co. And so Napoleon. The -- because we we can't don't think I know what they do they come. My victories has -- report -- wrapped up their report have David that they don't."

" Yeah they haven't -- and I'll -- and anti."

" Heck you talking about the."

" always -- up what's gonna be glad. The globe and mail but called electric it is I'll call eight. Men don't as well -- just. And so -- but in that situation or. Offering. Help and information."

" It's similar you'll need a little handle digital content. And I know what."

" Well mister -- you have my book and I think it's practice and you have the -- a lot of our viewers. It was really great talking to you best of luck on the campaign okay. -- and we all Mercer democratic president for the United States. I mean candidate for president and president is president you you -- a lot of platforms and -- information or you wanna donate to his campaign. My god is gonna Mercer for president 2000 me. Dot com. Yeah area. And that's going to have to do it more in. Yeah not. Yeah because I'm not I think we need story and I think we yellows cards right from customers there."

" I'm wrong I'll tell you one. Story it. This is this sorry TV Tomlinson. Once upon a time there was the boy named anytime -- to say he wasn't the most popular kids ninth grade class would be at the moment. Okay we're thinking most of the other couldn't firmly around."

" The sexually transmitted form -- bird -- than be caught dead even speaking with him he was. He had bad rap -- sweat pants at all whether he was pretty much -- So it took everyone off guard when -- announcing he would be running for -- president. Are you sure you want to do this -- has mister -- a genuine concern continues ego not to mention its physical safety. And Tammy as he filed candidacy and -- the way height and -- people darkroom. But things were about to change. Here's why. As the backbone of his candidacy -- promising he would have free wireless Internet and -- of the it can watch it will give free stuff courtesy activities around Winnipeg when it doesn't hurt. -- also build and let's let's support his run for president. Loaded up tons of -- videos on YouTube. All the things that he'd spent the last seven years and it's only slightly as a loner seeking categorizing on BC. Kids thrashing by its terrible car crashes backyard quite sexy dancers all the funniest and most outrageous videos in the world. And believe it or not listen to any site was a huge hit. Video and everyone liked about all the others with a little clip of a happy -- campaign Benny who shed his flaw and threw it is trainers. This video is the key that unlocked everything -- who was suddenly and shockingly for those who didn't grasp the power and can't. Quite popular and when he won the election when it's like -- his site and little -- flares to his swearing in ceremony by renting a champ from roadside zoo and the outskirts of town. And having it inside during inauguration. Which was sent to take place in front of the entire one Friday afternoon in the cavernous gymnasium. We came up to the podium he had with the mature economies that look just like Batman and of course just went wild. And that's when things got on hand. Without much warning came became agitated zombie broke free of change in senate conference will -- carrying out the baseman single byte. You've got a tech coach banner who tried to come the principals think ripping up the armament carrying a giant hunk of meat as well but it. Many then -- crowds swing -- severed arm -- officer leading wild charge. Once in their panic with -- began ripping student's name from way. Finally animal control came and shot that gore Clinton double bunking down Helen gunfire in the boys' locker but not before it killed about a dozen more student decapitated schooled her. Tube -- the three swat officers. And that wasn't yet. As it turns out this skeleton and some kind of terrible viruses Salina it's. Spread do -- six neighboring towns like wild fire killing hundreds of people who die in great pain in the grips of a fever so terrible things that people. For me is I -- the bullied out their internal organs and black liquid in there but."

" Holes needless to say can we didn't ever be president in fact you went to juvenile detention until he --"

" And that to jam. The last thing. That the Internet Mikey you've elected life unless you can master of the real world is still. You still -- box."

" He. Can be taken from and that was his state. -- You can't take a while animal and not your initial step Internet world what the real world he brought that chipped in with them. From outside do some random champ and passengers card held hostage lifted both right and in this surprisingly strong -- wrong. And I really is gonna happen dirt floor and -- the."

" I'd like to thank our friendly homers are just stopping by I don't Mercer for president 2008 dot com and you wanna know more about platform word donate. Really yeah. This is Martin sergeant and -- You don't get read by the -- up to your triple. B at the bar before the voting Booth. Okay. Here. When you've been watching us -- good -- that -- high -- creation. Of -- eight. That's the arrow please. It I don't get him. You know we've -- like -- and I think. I think it's got that award don't -- break -- when -- Probably -- vote anyway. Hello and follow through and violent I guess I mean there. In fact there's written by Martin -- vision camera editing by George -- Kevin would love composer music have a guy here's a message board of revision3.com. Slash or. What are other web after revision3.com. Slash Web Drifter. -- cursor over there. Hey -- ha why yeah."

" Infected is brought to you by godaddy.com. For big savings out all your web hosting needs and -- the promo code -- in -- you just stick to. Inspectors hello welcome to infect the Internet television equivalent of Dennis Kucinich. Creative rights as all the right things but kind of looks a little goofy so nobody takes them seriously. I'm in units. Martin Sargent. And have joined by the BP the Gator. Are you doing actually I should probably say the BB. On the ship U gotten yourself into over the years I bring up that yeah that only guy Nokia just -- Barack from the glove compartment of his truck. Just so we can scrape up all the -- Before he goes -- at night -- awful you can't. And -- Thank you brought that it. I like I that it is senate you know through that look like column from the world there -- very that they give you doing alright ask ourselves then others from all of you know -- popular people think apparent Ron Paul and that's -- opposite ends of the political spectrum. But the thing is that -- kind of makes sense in the wrong way that we're getting way too cerebral for Clinton could not come back did you factor -- agreed and probably not kind of me backer and on the political got me to look political. Your political who you gonna vote for. Maybe around -- news keeps I don't know it."

" Yeah well. You know yeah. Its jobs are are very serious look at the only presidential election -- You know Chris Dodd in my -- now Duncan Hunter Tom can read out. Those guys who big names that you're gonna talk about tonight Kucinich Ron Paul Wright has -- Dependence that it won't know what it sounds any of those people -- out front and we invite all those people at all the other candidates to come on our form here tonight can guess what. Not only did else they don't -- any you know thing out. They all just ignored us when we leaving -- response -- about policy and yet it is sense but. Yeah they are all too busy with that YouTube should you know let YouTube debate. It's like yeah that's YouTube today right now I didn't like you can use you do an excuse in October so I like music you can --"

" Well do we do have. We somebody that not of the other big political talk shows do yet we have these candidate for president his name as we -- Mercer he's run on the democratic ticket he lives in Houston Texas. And he says he is -- every crime ever committed. So what you Barack Obama -- you Hillary Clinton you've solved any crimes and I'll let Sony know what ought to do Wolf Blitzer -- not on -- not have to -- that little note to let -- keep --"

" Yeah -- Tim Russert is hitting homers there. Can't get Amber's parents Michelle and elves have been here. Hillary is swimmers they got. Yeah the most amazing platforms -- and -- well I'm gonna do palace. -- wanted to be solved every problem because they millions on the root product is not committed at least three unified front just 10000 women in between the brakes on the show I've committed crimes as lemurs are definite. I'll really get me up so I mean yeah if you put in bringing about this up because."

" And his guests and ran down there in the car about a half are -- Murphy jokingly when our."

" Anyway we're gonna find out we should all be supporting this we L Mercer character I think he's got some really compelling you know he wants to get 350000 dollars every American citizen and that's how -- solve poverty."

" It's a lot of anthrax sort of things. There have been. Talked about it we'll talk -- with the likelihood that put on in the meantime -- ever since they moved up here to San Francisco town back from LA. I've I've been having a lot of important things to say -- I'm gonna be all right I'm gonna blog and again. -- in such important thought that I might want to run for president but I'm not instead I'm gonna -- those thoughts in in my blog and art it's a little segment we call blind in the but the day."

" All big day with your gripe is the boats. Sometimes wish I were elected to be great and powerful politician. The bureau of man. I might accomplish. First off things would change round these parts I scoured. From these fruits and strong winds and rain. After that -- crush my enemies with careful hammer of justice. And then with none left to oppose me. I just read my man -- across the country like this its code of -- leaving nothing and no one untouched. And finally. Encircled -- army might clear I'm offspring. We would dance the touching dance in preparation for the great I'm doing. And also where it's really cool. One concert type things."

" It's."

" And today. You're gonna I would do phones from person do -- and then you upload it I would pull all the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. And not for all those reasons are there when house vote and -- about. It's because -- Iraq and Afghanistan they have these crazy mosque warms and you see these things. -- wash clothes some big spiders and they got this question this is crazy what and that actually is -- nice. Slots crazy if indeed lots. So these guys they need to clear path right they're trying to get their convoy through -- try to clear path that is by the blow all the rocks up the path. Well they didn't know that underneath the path underneath the road. Was this huge mess of killer -- and they caught it all on video and that my friends tonight. Museum and in that he's exhibit let's take a look. Take this up to the stuff so that's what they need to divine right that close -- blown up right it's crazier -- like that. We have some really good and not the only thing latter I hear what they've done and the best thing you Mount Pleasant but that's not nepotism. And of."

" Wouldn't kill you plug it fit to -- anything other things corporate network got a lot of software. Yeah that's abstinent yellow jacket while everything from his best book."

" Can you imagine in -- and -- I mean I'm not. I know all the reasons you stated that Iraq and Afghanistan got to do -- pull this on the daily him."

" Ethnic prejudice. Hello and look at and is -- I and I don't know how many how many little you know act on your company's mom sends me. It's not gonna make me feel attacked windows lives them. Well the girl. Yeah."

" This is serious stuff and in Jerusalem could. And you can look it up and Jerusalem -- duplicate. Enough said yeah I'll look it up Jerusalem cricket. That's an assay and if you can't accept it octopus -- I don't vote for any candidate out there maybe he -- the L Mercer who pledges that they were eradicated or watch importance upon. Achieving the presidency. Spot terrorists that's not flat ones. If they're coming years are gonna we all Mercer -- do you have for us later anyway I. We're leave -- is that we're gonna ask him a whole bunch of other stuff right after this word from our sponsor. Us that -- I wonder -- well Leo -- there with his machine that can -- crimes being committed knows that I'm doing issue completely bombed right now. I don't think you need a special hot wired machine so that the infected army. Very."

" All -- sergeant here you know those weirdos who try to visit every Major League Baseball park. We'll sort of doing the same thing only on do it with web sites. And hit the road to go behind every site on my favorites bar. You're right shock. Cycle where it drifted. -- but. Its its gonna give why. Its web."

" Right okay that's all."

" Internet Explorer. Why sixteen web sites and Martin sergeant has visited the mall and now he's going out into the world to visit -- like. This time he's going from person he's going to. And the web site to me that genius Kooks who made them face to face Barton for whatever. We're -- swinging with Peter Pan. Or swimming with a -- casting -- wizards or just a video hunting bigfoot. No website is too far out there too weird or just plain too crazy for Martin sergeant to go behind. -- It's the darkest and wildest most -- corners of the Internet caught on field --"

" Web Drifter and yours coming along for the ride Web Drifter and only a Revision 3."

" Okay."

" It can't thank you get."

" Inspectors and welcome back to infect the -- hard guy COP presidential election. My next front of the democratic candidate for the presidency of the United States. From Houston Texas and the website. Mercer for president to all that may not job here is we ate all my -- you mr. Mercer."

" How are you today."

" Very well very well thank you so much for being here in fact in and then answering some are important questions as we look for a candidate. For us and our audience to vote for in -- way. Now now. You stay on your platform. That your platform for the presidency is criminal law correct. And according your website reason number 23 PM Kenzie is that you quote. Has sold every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish. Can you figure out how would you do that how did you -- did you sold every crime that's ever been perpetrated."

" proud. Well and it tension. That that it it but congress. -- yeah -- army military campaign. -- capitalist China technical person X or eight."

" So let me there is the producer you have an invention called the hotline here."

" Why did you hear that -- its -- military academy. But I have -- want -- Tom -- and it. Well tell it."

" Com. So they're getting back this hot wire how does this work how does this hot wired technological these didn't work -- how does it allow you to solve crimes."

" Oh -- okay you know being. It ourselves and the world so yeah. Are definitely. Communications. Would have. Occasionally as well works -- soon. Well tell us what you ask this question. Subsequent lack. Are all right our. People actually -- Yeah. I can't object you are answer about what the person I can't get attacked of the day."

" Well I've gotta say though I had and I'm not proud to admit this but I have committed some crimes. For which I was never call. That being said how come the hot wired -- stop me from doing that why was I not persecuted for those grounds he."

" Yeah. -- mom commit murder and were. Why not. Go ahead."

" I'm gonna this they prosecute how come I was never prosecuted for my crimes and I did commit it was never caught four."

" you we have a system which welcome and all nobody could. So we click edit it looks like beta volume that you have a minute to crack. Okay they have throw some -- it I thought it best best. -- commanded registered. Orbit so the legislature."

" It. It won't -- Yeah. Oh yeah it's kind of harmless prions is really hurt myself doing darn right I'm managed low density. Yeah."

" But a horse and get our medical record -- during. All that cheap. Yeah amber and I am so out. Entering engine -- at all pick a subject."

" So -- everything right outside my house right now. There's a there's a woman walking down the street in this guy runs up in snatches her purse does not -- want to know about that."

" No amount of signal. Or register. It up a person like Democrats don't get a chance."

" Not customers if you don't interest me is probably vote for you is you're getting program only thing I'm gonna what you think about that Barack Obama."

" I -- yeah. I am an it person. Have I can't I -- justice. Yeah yeah do you want."

" Does is he committed any crimes that the -- picked up."

" Something that help invest it and I and a -- well. Ask our privilege even as well and I. -- people complaining crashed. -- registered Democrat being born."

" This kind of scary I mean -- the two words Big Brother kind of come to my."

" Did you make you feel --"

" But also on your website you say -- true. There are two presidents in UR one of those presidents only. So you prisoners -- if you're running -- president why won't Iran to be president again what you need to be able president's."

" It -- debate almost aunt Mae West. Don't grow so people. Deep region know there are patriots game before blocked. -- a different world. First that it all up. Don't. -- Are terrorizing and he can't missing -- what clock. And people need it it apparently you people can't think. Report written obviously 5%. People obviously are reported."

" Don't you know we're all those people are looking at all wired."

" But they are what you think that's a very happy to be revealed."

" You know where Osama bin Laden is -- work. Where is. Yeah. -- court is ours these. Yeah its debt load any religion -- being -- you know exactly where yeah."

" Well we can't play well. Are you good to be revealed it to be revealed -- approach of the programs do video but trucks speeding up -- need to -- Optional palette well what about education and have others as well and military -- the chairman. And so supportive -- estate or. -- they guarantee program it looks as well a lot of research. Are years. Resurgent that it probable army an apartment just. There's an army and department of justice programs."

" here's one thing that is gonna make a lot of voters want to vote for you that's your idea that you can eliminate poverty. By giving every United States citizen 350000. Dollars. I'm not an economist here. But if everyone gets the same amount of money 350000. Dollars. That won't they be relative to everyone else just is rich or poor as they were before."

" Oh well I think that might not have exactly. Oil so our president. We oratory legislature actually we have to go back. -- part of my and we look for words or -- we'll call up all election also -- One thing. Process and of America and which means it will. It. Rich person's computer ridge would pain me to choose an action torture I'll vote -- here."

" Yeah. And you can't well well you might have a problem as well -- help. The average person. So truck well well here -- Americans -- Some content. Between. --"

" What can result. That is only -- version limit is that you -- question here is you don't have that power is -- here I've got my drug and Arkansas few years back -- and I woke up 1 morning and the weasel and demanded an operating I think I'm pretty New Hampshire -- Hillary Clinton. Now you -- out how aren't after you get her out of your way."

" All of a bailout program let's just put your co. And so Napoleon. The -- because we we can't don't think I know what they do they come. My victories has -- report -- wrapped up their report have David that they don't."

" Yeah they haven't -- and I'll -- and anti."

" Heck you talking about the."

" always -- up what's gonna be glad. The globe and mail but called electric it is I'll call eight. Men don't as well -- just. And so -- but in that situation or. Offering. Help and information."

" It's similar you'll need a little handle digital content. And I know what."

" Well mister -- you have my book and I think it's practice and you have the -- a lot of our viewers. It was really great talking to you best of luck on the campaign okay. -- and we all Mercer democratic president for the United States. I mean candidate for president and president is president you you -- a lot of platforms and -- information or you wanna donate to his campaign. My god is gonna Mercer for president 2000 me. Dot com. Yeah area. And that's going to have to do it more in. Yeah not. Yeah because I'm not I think we need story and I think we yellows cards right from customers there."

" I'm wrong I'll tell you one. Story it. This is this sorry TV Tomlinson. Once upon a time there was the boy named anytime -- to say he wasn't the most popular kids ninth grade class would be at the moment. Okay we're thinking most of the other couldn't firmly around."

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